Lao Gongmian is two meters thick
Chapter 36
But when Ding Minghui came back, he was in a very bad mood. There was a lot of gunpowder between him and Lang Simiao. It felt like they had been away for so long, not as if they were on a trip, but rather to quarrel.
Su Yuanze felt that these two people were not what Ding Minghui said at all. They were arguing and starting a cold war, which was more like Ding Minghui's unilateral cold war.
Because Lang Simiao didn't feel the slightest cold war with him, how should he treat Ding Minghui, or how should he treat Ding Minghui.
Su Yuanze asked Ding Minghui many times why they quarreled, but Ding Minghui avoided talking about it, and finally got annoyed by Su Yuanze's questioning, so he finally told him.
"You mean...you want to break up with him, but he doesn't agree?" Su Yuanze asked incomprehensibly, "Why did you suddenly break up with him? Did he do something sorry for you?"
Ding Minghui shook his head.
"Then he bullied you?"
Ding Minghui still shook his head.
"Then you want to break up, there must be a reason?"
Ding Minghui was silent for a long time, and finally said: "Because he is too kind to me."
"...What kind of reason is this??"
That's it!Lang Simiao, who was sitting in front of them incognito, echoed in his heart, it was the first time he had heard of the reason for the breakup.
Ding Minghui said impatiently: "Can we stop talking about this? I don't want to mention this right now."
"Okay, okay, don't mention it if you don't want to." Su Yuanze comforted his irritable friend, and suggested that he should stay at his home first.
Ding Minghui shook his head, stayed at Su Yuanze's house for a while, and then went back.
At this time, Lang Simiao had already returned home, looking like he was cooking.
Ding Minghui walked to the kitchen and said bluntly, "Lang Simiao, let's break up."
Lang Simiao stopped what he was doing and turned to look at him: "I don't accept it."
"You have to accept it if you don't accept it. I'm not discussing with you. I want to break up with you!"
Lang Simiao looked at him fixedly, and suddenly tears flowed down like he didn't want money: "But, but when I was with you, it was the first time."
"...Why are you crying? Is it the first time you have anything to do with me?"
Lang Simiao wiped his tears and said, "Why is it nothing to do with you? If you sleep with me, you will be responsible for me."
Ding Minghui: "..."
Hey, this is the first time he has heard that one offense makes the other responsible.
Lang Simiao continued to cry, crying until tears flowed, and shouted "Wow".
Ding Minghui was stunned by this kind of divine development. He stood there helplessly, not knowing what to do.
"Wow - ah ah... woo woo woo..."
"If you have something to say, please don't cry, okay?" Ding Minghui almost wanted to kneel down to Lang Simiao, "Okay, don't cry, I will ignore you if you cry again!"
When Lang Simiao heard this, he stopped crying immediately, and said with his mouth flattened, "Then, then I won't cry."
"I don't want to be with you anymore, let's break up..."
When Lang Simiao heard this, he began to cry again. His voice was so penetrating that even Su Yuanze next door could hear it clearly. He thought something was wrong with the two of them, so he knocked on the door loudly.
Ding Minghui opened the door for him with a dark face, and Su Yuanze asked anxiously, "What's wrong with you?"
Ding Minghui didn't want to talk, he pointed to the kitchen, Lang Simiao seemed to cry louder, crying like a dead parent.
Jing Yuanqing walked gracefully to the kitchen in the shape of a cat, disdainful of Ding Minghui's behavior.
Cry, cry, cry, is it useful?Can tears get you anywhere?It's almost embarrassing for the goblin.
Lang Simiao ignored Jing Yuanqing, who was watching the excitement. While crying, he walked over and hugged Ding Minghui, crying, "I won't break up...I don't want to break up...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."
Ding Minghui stuck in place like a telegraph pole, trying to break free from Lang Simiao's arm, but found that he couldn't break free no matter what.
"Can you stop making trouble? I really don't like you anymore. What's the use of forcing?"
After hearing this, Lang Simiao immediately said, "I don't believe you don't like me anymore. If you still want to break up with me, then I'll jump off here."
After speaking, Lang Simiao really let go, and sat on the window sill as if about to jump off. Su Yuanze was so frightened that he quickly pushed Ding Minghui: "What are you still doing, stop him!"
"Stop it!" Ding Minghui couldn't help but swear, "This is the second floor, even if you jump down, you won't die. If he likes to jump, just jump!"
Su Yuanze: "..." It's true that you won't die if you jump from the second floor, but you will definitely be injured. If you get a bone fracture or something, you won't be the one who will be distressed?
However, Ding Minghui was determined to break up with Lang Simiao. He ignored Lang Simiao's plan to jump off the building. Instead, he folded his arms and said to him, "Just jump if you have the courage."
Lang Simiao stared at Ding Minghui closely, and asked, "What about after I danced? Are you still breaking up with me?"
Ding Minghui said casually: "Let's talk about it after you dance."
This person must be talking about jumping off the building, he didn't believe that Lang Simiao was such a crazy person.As long as he ignored him, Lang Simiao would come down from the window sill by himself.
Unexpectedly, Ding Minghui miscalculated, Lang Simiao really jumped off the window sill, and the two of them just watched him jump, and they didn't even have time to help him.
"Bang! Ah—!"
Ding Minghui hurriedly looked downstairs, only to see Lang Simiao fell to the ground, struggling to get up, but he couldn't stand up anyway.
"Damn it! Why did you really jump down!"
Ding Minghui didn't care that he was in a cold war with him, so he ran downstairs like the wind, and ran to Lang Simiao, who was clutching his ankle in pain, as if he was injured.
Ding Minghui didn't dare to move him, for fear of hurting him again, he squatted beside Lang Simiao in panic, not knowing what to do.
Su Yuanze calmly called the ambulance, and went downstairs to check Lang Simiao's ankle carefully.
His ankle was so swollen that he grinned his teeth in pain as soon as he touched Lang Simiao, but he asked worriedly: "Look, I really jumped down, are you still breaking up with me?"
Ding Minghui was about to cry from Lang Simiao's anger: "Why do you still care about this when it's time?! You really dance when I tell you to dance. If you listen to me like this, why don't you listen when I want to break up?!"
Lang Simiao said stubbornly: "I don't want to break up with you, if you break up with me again I will... I'll just jump off the roof!"
As he said that, he also pointed to the next floor. After a rough look, there must be at least a dozen floors.
"You..." Ding Minghui felt that after meeting Lang Simiao, he would lose many years of life.
"Then...does it still matter?"
"No distinction... no distinction, okay?"
"Okay." Lang Simiao smiled contentedly.
Su Yuanze felt that these two people were not what Ding Minghui said at all. They were arguing and starting a cold war, which was more like Ding Minghui's unilateral cold war.
Because Lang Simiao didn't feel the slightest cold war with him, how should he treat Ding Minghui, or how should he treat Ding Minghui.
Su Yuanze asked Ding Minghui many times why they quarreled, but Ding Minghui avoided talking about it, and finally got annoyed by Su Yuanze's questioning, so he finally told him.
"You mean...you want to break up with him, but he doesn't agree?" Su Yuanze asked incomprehensibly, "Why did you suddenly break up with him? Did he do something sorry for you?"
Ding Minghui shook his head.
"Then he bullied you?"
Ding Minghui still shook his head.
"Then you want to break up, there must be a reason?"
Ding Minghui was silent for a long time, and finally said: "Because he is too kind to me."
"...What kind of reason is this??"
That's it!Lang Simiao, who was sitting in front of them incognito, echoed in his heart, it was the first time he had heard of the reason for the breakup.
Ding Minghui said impatiently: "Can we stop talking about this? I don't want to mention this right now."
"Okay, okay, don't mention it if you don't want to." Su Yuanze comforted his irritable friend, and suggested that he should stay at his home first.
Ding Minghui shook his head, stayed at Su Yuanze's house for a while, and then went back.
At this time, Lang Simiao had already returned home, looking like he was cooking.
Ding Minghui walked to the kitchen and said bluntly, "Lang Simiao, let's break up."
Lang Simiao stopped what he was doing and turned to look at him: "I don't accept it."
"You have to accept it if you don't accept it. I'm not discussing with you. I want to break up with you!"
Lang Simiao looked at him fixedly, and suddenly tears flowed down like he didn't want money: "But, but when I was with you, it was the first time."
"...Why are you crying? Is it the first time you have anything to do with me?"
Lang Simiao wiped his tears and said, "Why is it nothing to do with you? If you sleep with me, you will be responsible for me."
Ding Minghui: "..."
Hey, this is the first time he has heard that one offense makes the other responsible.
Lang Simiao continued to cry, crying until tears flowed, and shouted "Wow".
Ding Minghui was stunned by this kind of divine development. He stood there helplessly, not knowing what to do.
"Wow - ah ah... woo woo woo..."
"If you have something to say, please don't cry, okay?" Ding Minghui almost wanted to kneel down to Lang Simiao, "Okay, don't cry, I will ignore you if you cry again!"
When Lang Simiao heard this, he stopped crying immediately, and said with his mouth flattened, "Then, then I won't cry."
"I don't want to be with you anymore, let's break up..."
When Lang Simiao heard this, he began to cry again. His voice was so penetrating that even Su Yuanze next door could hear it clearly. He thought something was wrong with the two of them, so he knocked on the door loudly.
Ding Minghui opened the door for him with a dark face, and Su Yuanze asked anxiously, "What's wrong with you?"
Ding Minghui didn't want to talk, he pointed to the kitchen, Lang Simiao seemed to cry louder, crying like a dead parent.
Jing Yuanqing walked gracefully to the kitchen in the shape of a cat, disdainful of Ding Minghui's behavior.
Cry, cry, cry, is it useful?Can tears get you anywhere?It's almost embarrassing for the goblin.
Lang Simiao ignored Jing Yuanqing, who was watching the excitement. While crying, he walked over and hugged Ding Minghui, crying, "I won't break up...I don't want to break up...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."
Ding Minghui stuck in place like a telegraph pole, trying to break free from Lang Simiao's arm, but found that he couldn't break free no matter what.
"Can you stop making trouble? I really don't like you anymore. What's the use of forcing?"
After hearing this, Lang Simiao immediately said, "I don't believe you don't like me anymore. If you still want to break up with me, then I'll jump off here."
After speaking, Lang Simiao really let go, and sat on the window sill as if about to jump off. Su Yuanze was so frightened that he quickly pushed Ding Minghui: "What are you still doing, stop him!"
"Stop it!" Ding Minghui couldn't help but swear, "This is the second floor, even if you jump down, you won't die. If he likes to jump, just jump!"
Su Yuanze: "..." It's true that you won't die if you jump from the second floor, but you will definitely be injured. If you get a bone fracture or something, you won't be the one who will be distressed?
However, Ding Minghui was determined to break up with Lang Simiao. He ignored Lang Simiao's plan to jump off the building. Instead, he folded his arms and said to him, "Just jump if you have the courage."
Lang Simiao stared at Ding Minghui closely, and asked, "What about after I danced? Are you still breaking up with me?"
Ding Minghui said casually: "Let's talk about it after you dance."
This person must be talking about jumping off the building, he didn't believe that Lang Simiao was such a crazy person.As long as he ignored him, Lang Simiao would come down from the window sill by himself.
Unexpectedly, Ding Minghui miscalculated, Lang Simiao really jumped off the window sill, and the two of them just watched him jump, and they didn't even have time to help him.
"Bang! Ah—!"
Ding Minghui hurriedly looked downstairs, only to see Lang Simiao fell to the ground, struggling to get up, but he couldn't stand up anyway.
"Damn it! Why did you really jump down!"
Ding Minghui didn't care that he was in a cold war with him, so he ran downstairs like the wind, and ran to Lang Simiao, who was clutching his ankle in pain, as if he was injured.
Ding Minghui didn't dare to move him, for fear of hurting him again, he squatted beside Lang Simiao in panic, not knowing what to do.
Su Yuanze calmly called the ambulance, and went downstairs to check Lang Simiao's ankle carefully.
His ankle was so swollen that he grinned his teeth in pain as soon as he touched Lang Simiao, but he asked worriedly: "Look, I really jumped down, are you still breaking up with me?"
Ding Minghui was about to cry from Lang Simiao's anger: "Why do you still care about this when it's time?! You really dance when I tell you to dance. If you listen to me like this, why don't you listen when I want to break up?!"
Lang Simiao said stubbornly: "I don't want to break up with you, if you break up with me again I will... I'll just jump off the roof!"
As he said that, he also pointed to the next floor. After a rough look, there must be at least a dozen floors.
"You..." Ding Minghui felt that after meeting Lang Simiao, he would lose many years of life.
"Then...does it still matter?"
"No distinction... no distinction, okay?"
"Okay." Lang Simiao smiled contentedly.
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