Professor, please pay the debt

"Oh!" Harry cried out in pain, pinching his bloody fingers, thinking that this is really a kind person being bullied, the Savior is such a poor little boy, even an owl dares to bully him.

"That's a bad tempered owl!" cried Ron. "Hey, if you bite me I'll pluck your fur!"

"Can you be any more stupid, Ron!"

Hermione taught Ron a very rude lesson, and then helped another owl unpack the mail. It was a copy of the "Daily Prophet". Hermione opened the newspaper and read some news, "There is another dementor attack, This time in London..."

Hermione glanced at the paper before realizing it was ordered by Harry, and she looked up from the paper and said to Harry, "Oh, Harry, I can't believe you ordered the paper..."

Harry shrugged, indicating that there was nothing to explain.Ron was struggling with the grumpy owl, he asked casually: "What's written in the newspaper, did anyone we know die?"

Harry noticed the worry and helplessness hidden in Ron's casual tone, yes, in this world, no one can truly be carefree.

"No one died, but one was arrested," said Hermione, frowning.

"Who is it?"

"Stan Thornpark," said Hermione.

"Who?" Ron was taken aback.

Stan Thornpark, the famous Knight bus conductor in wizarding circles, has been arrested on suspicion of Death Eater activity.

Mr Sampak, 21, was arrested after police raided his Clapham home last night...

Harry scoured the two memories in his mind for the conductor, the Dark Lord hadn't seen him, of course he must have been!

When the Dark Lord was blown away by the savior, the conductor was probably only 6 years old. The savior has seen him before. In the image, he is a talkative young man. His biggest shortcoming is that he likes to brag, so this arrest is likely to be caused by bragging.

"That's impossible!" Ron yelled. "He's not a few years older than us."

"It says that Sampak was talking to people about the Death Eaters' activity plan on the Knights bus..." When Herway read this, he angrily slapped the newspaper on the table, "Which Death Eater will be on the bus?" Talking about campaign plans? The Ministry of Magic must have caught the wrong guy!"

"Does it need to be said? They never did a beautiful thing!" Ron was also very angry. He roughly tore off the second mail from the owl's feet. After opening it, he was shocked: "You actually ordered "Singing" Quibbler, do you really want to see this?"

Harry was spreading jam on the toast, and he said casually, "It doesn't matter if you look at it or not, the key is to order one to express my gratitude to Mr. Lovegood."

Lovegood, that is, Luna's father, published his exclusive interview during Harry's most difficult time, told people the real incident, and helped Harry relieve the pressure around him. Harry wanted to give something back. should.

So Ron and Hermione didn't say anything more, but they wouldn't watch the thing at all, so The Quibbler was put aside.

Just after Neville finished his porridge, he picked up the thin newspaper and glanced at the front page, then opened his mouth in surprise, and stammered, "Merlin, it says that Sampaq is Fudge, Fudge's private , private, private, illegitimate child!"

"What?!" Several people asked in unison.

Hermione was the most impatient. She said, "Give me the newspaper, Neville, and I'll read it."

Neville handed it tremblingly, and then began to wipe the sweat with his sleeve, Harry seemed to have something happy, he joked to Neville in a cheerful mood, "Why are you nervous, and no one said that Sam Parker is your illegitimate child. "

"No!" Neville was so frightened that he opened his mouth, unable to utter another word.

Both Seamus and the Creevey brothers were amused.

"Shut up, listen to me..." Hermione ordered, "Stan Thornpark, the conductor of the Knights bus, was arrested a few days ago. The reason for his arrest sounds outlandish. The Dead Apostles hold battle meetings on the bus.

But this reporter thinks that if they are so stupid—hopefully so—Ministry officials won't have to sleep over them. "

After reading this, Hermione paused, looked up at Neville suspiciously, "So far everything is normal, there are no illegitimate children..."

"Read on, Hermione, we should have faith in Neville's eyes," said Harry.

In fact, Harry has confidence in Rita Skeeter's imagination. Today's newspaper is Rita's first appearance since she joined "The Quibbler". Harry believes that the beetle reporter will bring him Come and be surprised.

Sure enough, the following articles will change...

"According to the news exclusively interviewed by our reporter, this Stan Sampak's life experience is very bizarre. He is an orphan and was brought up by the Sampak family. His nominal parents, Roger and Ariel Thumpak, have never worked. , their family's income depends on Emily Burns' bailout.

Moreover, the former Minister of Magic, Cornelius Fudge, also sent them regular remittances...

According to the neighbors, Fudge and Burns often came to visit Stan... During the last visit, the family of three hugged each other and cried, as if threatened by someone..."

Hermione threw the newspaper on the table, gasping for breath, as if the report was depriving her of oxygen: "No, I can't read any more! This is such a scandal, Sampak is actually Fudge's illegitimate son, or with Emily Bornes, Merlin, help me!"

Ron snatched the newspaper immediately, and read it with bright eyes: "According to information provided by people familiar with the Ministry of Magic who did not want to be named, Scrimgeour often took advantage of his position when he was the director of the Auror Office of the Law Enforcement Department. Ms. Emily Burns was harassed, and Scrimgeour was seen breaking in with Aurors while Burns was having dinner with Fudge, claiming to be inspecting Dark Arts..."

"Hey, it's true, Daddy told me..." Ron yelled, "That's impossible, Ron, you must have misheard, no lady in her right mind would have dinner with Fudge , and it's impossible for Scrimgeour to barge in and disturb them, as if... as if jealous, oh, Merlin!" Hermione moaned, clutching her forehead as she nearly collapsed.

"I heard that right, Dad said everyone in the ministry knew about it, and it was a big deal," said Ron.

"But what does that have to do with the arrest of Sampak?" Seamus asked.

"Keep reading, Ron..."

"Yes, read on."

Already seven or eight people gathered together, everyone's eyes were burning with gossip.

Ron continued to read the newspaper triumphantly: "After Ms. Burns disappeared, some people saw Scrimgeour and Fudge arguing and questioning someone's whereabouts, and Fudge also disappeared from people's sight soon after. It is guessed that both of them were killed by Death Eaters, but the reporter of this newspaper hopes that they are enjoying the sunshine in some paradise..."

"They eloped! It's so romantic!"

Lavender Brown screamed, she was the first to accept Rita's guess, and the other girls seemed to agree with this guess, their faces were full of longing.

Only Hermione was still thinking rationally, insisting, "No, no woman in her right mind would run off with Fudge!"

But no one paid any attention to her. Everyone wanted to know the rest of the story. Ron read a long paragraph of the report under the urging of everyone, which meant a very bloody love story. Fudge gave up his power for Burns Scrimgeour was jealous but couldn't find them, so because of love and hatred, he took their illegitimate son Sampak as a hostage.

This reporting has Rita Skeeter's distinctly personal touch.In other words, using a small amount of real events to arouse public speculation, coupled with the reporter's bold imagination, to draw a seemingly reasonable conclusion, is equivalent to an anecdote that amazes the audience and subverts the three views.

By the end of breakfast time, when Professor McGonagall had gathered the sixth-year Gryffindors together, Harry heard a few girls arguing quietly about who was more in love, Fudge or Scrimgeour.

This is truly a divine article, divine Rita!

Harry felt that a sane person should have the courage to admit his own shortcomings, and it turned out that Rita beat him a few blocks away when it came to publicity, as a wise leader should choose the right person for a certain task, not everything. Do it yourself.

Therefore, Harry made up his mind to give Rita the task of influencing public opinion.Of course, it can't be told just yet that Rita only thinks the Madonna of the Savior plot is on to help an out-of-work journalist find a job.