There is always scum who wants to be reborn

Most people are divided into two states when they are drunk. The former is the type of amnesia after waking up, just like Lu Tinghe, no matter how crazy, hyperactive or stupid he is driven by alcohol, he will forget everything when he wakes up.

Most people are divided into two states when they are drunk. The former is the type of amnesia after waking up, just like Lu Tinghe, no matter how crazy, hyperactive or stupid he is driven by alcohol, he will forget everything when he wakes up.

That's fine, just fast forward to the step of reconciling with myself, skipping a lot of embarrassment and regret that I don't want to think about.

But Zhu Wanxing doesn't have that good luck, he belongs to the latter - how crazy he is after drinking, how clear his memory is.

07:30am.

The skylight was covered by thick curtains, and the room was silent. Zhu Wanxing rolled himself into a ball and turned over twice with difficulty before waking up, and then froze.

The screen fell into a stillness for a while, if there was a screen at this time, Zhu Wanxing must have a crow on his head followed by three rows of ellipses.

I saw his eyes widening and rounding at a speed visible to the naked eye, from bewilderment when he just woke up to fear, then disbelief, and then a shameless exclamation broke out in the guest room: "My God."

"Crazy..."

Even if he didn't want to, the memories of last night flooded into his mind like a gust of wind, sweeping through his mind, what he said and did last night, and countless highlight moments, before his eyes like a short video Repeat over and over again.

If I remember correctly, he even boasted that Lu Tinghe has a lot of capital, he looks like a sky cannon, and he doesn't need to buy flowers at home during the Chinese New Year.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!"

He wrapped himself into a ball, collapsed and rolled from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, falling into deep self-doubt: "Zhu Wanxing, have you never drunk in two lifetimes, have you become so drunk!"

But the fact is that not only has he drank, but he also has a good capacity for drinking. Seriously, he can down ten Lu Tinghes.

"Damn..." He couldn't help cursing a curse word in a low voice, and gave himself a crutch in disgust. He did everything he usually dared to do and didn't dare to do this time while drinking, let alone he Danced and danced for Lu Tinghe, and even opened his underwear to let "Uncle Lu" stuff money into it as a tip.

"Oh my god..." Zhu Wanxing buried her face in the pillow and exclaimed in a muffled voice, "How can I be so slutty..."

It turns out, however, that this is just the tip of the iceberg.

When he was rolling, he accidentally touched Lu Tinghe's phone, and the screen was unlocked when he pressed it somewhere, and it was stopped on the recording interface.

At that moment, Zhu Wanxing's head skipped a beat, and with trembling fingers, he clicked on the three-hour long recording in the list.

He swore it would be the worst decision he ever made in his life.

At the beginning of the recording, Lu Tinghe tricked him into expressing his dissatisfaction. Hearing this, Zhu Wanxing even raised his head slightly, gaining a bit of courage to struggle.

Listen, he didn't get drunk on purpose, it was Lu Tinghe who induced him, so no matter how much he did afterwards, Lu Tinghe was half responsible, and the other half was due to alcohol.

It's none of his business anyway!

However, as the progress bar progressed little by little, Zhu Wanxing's head drooped lower and lower. In the end, he directly dug a hole with the quilt and buried his unwanted face in it. What are you talking about!

Two little people suddenly popped out of his head, one was the drunk in the recording, and the other was his new self.

The two little people sang one sentence and one harmony, truly restored the crime scene last night, and conducted a deep self-examination:

"Brother, you are too much! You always pick my faults and punish me, either tie your wrists or spank your ass, you pervert!"

It's not that I don't have it, I quite like it, Lu Tinghe must make persistent efforts, and give up this lovely hobby if he can't listen to my nonsense.

"Brother, I was so good at the striptease just now, you have to arrange some tips for me! If you want the rolled bills, you stuff them in my underwear."

Oh my god, you have to show some face, you haven't seen the money or something, you can dance when you dance, why are you playing hooligans!Besides, payments are made by scanning QR codes now, where did Lu Tinghe go to roll the money?

Sure enough, Lu Tinghe also had the same question in the recording, but the drunkard was driven by desire to make a strange move, only to hear him say without shame: "Scan, I have a QR code on me."

Then, regardless of Lu Tinghe's obstruction, he tore off a corner of his underwear, revealing his pink bird: "Dangdangdang! Unexpectedly, this is my QR code! Scan it, scan it!"

Zhu Wanxing who heard this sentence: "..."

Forget it if you die, I'm never this clever...

The content of the recording not only burned his ears but also his head, Zhu Wanxing couldn't lift his face when he listened to it, he was so vicious, he stretched out his finger, and swipe quickly on the phone tremblingly, trying to delete the audio.

In the end, not only was it not deleted, but fortunately, it fast-forwarded to a more exciting place.

In the audio, he is wrapping himself in a blanket and saying that he is an Indian flying pancake. Because of reproductive isolation, he cannot be with Lu Tinghe. After being threatened, he plays a rogue: "Well, I am not Indian flying pancake, this is just my protective color and my new skin. You have to charge money to unlock it, and it can’t be used for you casually——hmmmm!”

Lu Tinghe covered the unfinished words, only to hear a sudden "snap" in the recording, which resembled the muffled sound of impact, followed by a loud "bang!" as if the mattress hit the wall, and finally It was a low and hoarse sigh, and Lu Tinghe asked him viciously: "Is the money charged in? It's not enough and there is more."

Depend on......

Zhu Wanxing's face turned red, and the low-pitched "recharge money" exploded in his head, and the hot blush quickly spread from the tips of his ears to his neck. Rubbing his face, he thought to himself: So I can still charge money like this.

He was reluctant to delete the recording.

Not only didn't delete it, but also quietly sent it to his mobile phone, and deleted the sending record wittily.

Then he turned up the volume and started the replay from "Indian Baklava", buried himself in the quilt and pretended to be asleep, and listened to the next content with a disguise, and couldn't help sighing softly while listening.

"My God, what is this called?" He rubbed his face in embarrassment, then scratched his hair, buried his face in the pillow and hummed twice: "But do I really prefer sitting? I don't know myself..."

In the audio, the two protagonists have reached a feverish stage. The mattress slammed against the wall, and the iron bedposts on both sides also creaked.

Zhu Wanxing couldn't help swallowing his saliva, he couldn't believe it: "Why is the voice so loud, brother is really fierce..."

The vicious Lu Tinghe whispered something next to his ear, which was not clearly recorded, but Zhu Wanxing remembered that sentence, it was to praise him for being useful.

He rolled on the bed in embarrassment, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, and then back to the head of the bed, pouted on the quilt: "How can there be such a boast...It's so embarrassing... ..

"I'm not that good either... Just use it, it's just so-so."

There were two more fuzzy sobs in my ears, as if someone was crying, and Lu Tinghe's voice was provocative: "Xing Xing, please."

"Why do I ask you again! Didn't I beg for one night!" Zhu Wanxing didn't care about it with her fried hair: "I can't get used to your problem, I won't—"

and many more!

He seemed to be hallucinating at that moment, sat up suddenly from the bed, slid the progress bar back a little in disbelief, and heard Lu Tinghe say again:

"Xing Xing, please."

"Be nice and I'll pretend I don't know you listened to the recording tomorrow morning."

"I also pretended not to see that you sent the recording to my mobile phone."

"..."

"How did brother know that I was listening to the recording!"

At that moment, his mind went blank, he got up and searched for his mobile phone all over the bed, but as expected, he couldn't find it.

He still has the information of Lu Linjiang and Zhu Zhenping in his phone, so it is impossible to forget it outside, so there is only one explanation, the phone is in Lu Tinghe's hands.

He must have been caught by Lu Tinghe when he sent the recording, not only that, but he also put his mobile phone by the bedside and stopped on the recording interface on purpose, just to lure Zhu Wanxing to commit a crime!

Depend on!What a freak...

After sorting out all this, Zhu Wanxing was struck by lightning. At that moment, he didn't have any thoughts other than to put on his clothes and run away, but he forced himself to calm down, turned on the recording again and continued to play.

Lu Tinghe said, as long as he begs, he pretends not to know anything. Lu Tinghe has always kept his word, as long as he begs, he can still save face, as long as he begs, then he can——

Only the voice of the drunk in the recording came slowly: "I don't ask for it! Brother, don't dream, I won't ask for it even if you beat my butt swollen today!"

Zhu Wanxing: "..."

Very good, he didn't ask, not only didn't ask, but he was very stubborn.

The only escape route was blocked, Zhu Wanxing was about to run straight away, at this moment there was a sudden sound of footsteps from far to near outside the door, Lu Tinghe's voice sounded through the door, and a female voice asked him: "Young master Zhu Do you have breakfast in your room?"

Lu Tinghe replied: "Yes, he just woke up, and I prepared a surprise for him."

Zhu Wanxing suddenly jumped up from the bed and wanted to run away, but when he saw the red marks all over his body, his heart was ashamed.

It’s over.

Obviously, he was the surprise.