How to tame a male god into a loyal dog

Tong Hua's whole body was rippling like a seaweed in the water. She ran around the dormitory building five or six times before finally calming down and returning to the dormitory. After taking a cold shower, he could barely push himself on the bed, but he was still so excited that he couldn't sleep the whole night. Xu Yixing suffered a lot in his lower bunk, tossing and turning for half the night accompanied by the creaking sound of the bed board above, finally Yi easily digested this terrible fact, fell asleep in a daze, and was woken up by something in the middle of the night.

"!" Xu Yixing was taken aback and almost kicked him out - his head was hanging down from the upper bunk!

The head spoke: "Xu Yixing, did you know that he called me Tongtong."

Afraid of waking Tan Bo up, Xu Yixing cursed in a low voice, "Call you uncle, get out!"

Tong Hua said quietly, "You are jealous."

He shrank back, Xu Yixing was so angry that he wanted to hit him, he gritted his teeth to hold back, just turned over and wanted to sleep, Tong Hua hung upside down like a bat again: "Xu Yixing, give me back the socks."

Xu Yixing was going crazy: "What socks...I...Fake! Tong Hua, hit me with a sock!"

Tong Hua: "Clean socks, I don't have your problem."

Xu Yixing made up his mind to get up early tomorrow and beat him to death, so he just gritted his teeth and said nothing, feeling really sleepy.

But Tong Hua refused to let him go: "Also, be careful what you say. If you cheat me, you don't want to be ashamed. I know drunken rhinoceros is more fun than my sister-in-law, but..."

"Tong!!! Hua!!!" Xu Yixing finally couldn't help but burst out violently.

Tan Bo was woken up, turned over and sat up: "What! What happened!"

Tong Hua: "Xu Yixing, what are you doing! It's in the middle of the night! It's so noisy!"

Xu Yixing almost went crazy, he jumped up to beat Tong Hua, but was stopped by Tan Bo: "You are sleepwalking!"

Tong Hua was still fanning the flames: "You dare to touch me!"

Xu Yixing gritted his teeth, and finally sent a message to Xu Jiayan: Can you take care of him!

The next morning, Xu Yixing woke up and checked his phone.

Xu Jiayan: Don't worry about it.If you don't sleep at three o'clock in the future, I will clean you up.

What is the law of heaven! ! !

At this time, the naive Xu Yixing didn't realize that his unlucky days of being slapped on every day and being ruthlessly double-standard had just begun.

This Monday, there was morning class, and he had no time to take care of Tong Hua, so he hurriedly packed his schoolbag, holding his toothbrush in his mouth, and shouted inarticulately: "Tong Hua, Tong Hua, Tong Hua, Tong Hua, get up!!! It's [-]:[-]!"

Class starts at eight o'clock, and the two of them usually set the alarm clock at seven o'clock, sit up when the alarm clock rings, and then... lie down.

Opening your eyes again is basically the rhythm of being late.

Tong Hua didn't sleep well yesterday, and it took her a lot of effort to get up, she rubbed her eyes dizzily, and muttered to herself, "Senior kissed me..."

Xu Yixing broke down and said, "What are you kissing, do you know that you are going to be late! Calculus!"

Tong Hua was woken up by the yelling, screamed, and quickly got out of bed, dressed and washed, and the two of them ran all the way, barely stepping on the bell to enter the classroom, but the cafeteria and the classroom were not in the same direction. The two of them are destined to be hungry in class all morning. When people are hungry, they will think of food. Tong Hua is too hungry to listen to the class in the third class. He poked Xu Yixing: "What do you eat?"

Xu Yixing: "What?"

Tong Hua said, "There's no class this afternoon, so treat your guests to dinner."

Xu Yixing: "Do I agree?!"

Tong Hua: "If you lose a bet, you just wait for the money and you get it. Why don't you listen to me?"

Xu Yixing: "Then you have to ask my brother and my goddess! Aren't the four of us eating together!"

The two buried their hair in the news.