The love of ejaculation

Guo Bai felt extremely sad being ridiculed by the person he liked like this, he lowered his head, and his straight hair fell down, looking very pitiful, after Wan Yankang vented his dissatisfaction, he felt that he seemed to be a little unscrupulous He didn't really hate Guo Bai, but if he wanted to say something soft, he couldn't say it.

Guo Bai raised his head and looked at Wanyan Kang, the pitiful look in his puppy-like eyes made Yang Kang's heart skip a beat, it was too lethal, those wet eyes looked like a newborn puppy, making people look very soft-hearted After seeing Guo Bai like this, Wanyan Kang felt that what he said just now was too much.

Guo Bai pulled out an ugly smile: "I'm sorry, it's my fault, I'm ashamed..."

Guo Bai sniffed, changed his hair into a lion head, and prevented Yang Kang from seeing his red eyes: "Now I feel very uncomfortable, I want to be quiet, goodbye..."

This is the first time for Guo Bai to thank the beggar gang for being so easy to use, so that he will not be able to maintain the last trace of demeanor in front of his beloved, and will not collapse.

But after leaving the palace, Guo Bai looked blankly at the eaves of the strange street, what should he do in this strange world?

"Ge" Guo Bai poured another big gulp of wine into his mouth with the wine jar, staggered and didn't know where he was. white shoulders.

"Hehe, so it's you, little boy..." Guo Bai took another sip of wine and smirked: "Well, I'm not alone, it's nice to have you here..."

Guo Bai rubbed Xiao Guai's head, and said inarticulately: "Little Gua, I will only have you from now on, Master and Boss are gone, so don't abandon me too..."

"Ga, ga," Xiaoguai spread his wings and moved, chirping a few times in response.

"Look, what is this?" Guo Bai raised the wine jar in his hand with tears in his eyes: "This is old Zhuyeqing from the old Zhu family. I have never been willing to drink it. Today I must drink it to my heart's content, haha..."

"Hi..." Guo Bai pointed at the moon in the sky drunkenly and said loudly: "Last time in Fenghua Valley, Taibai taught me a few poems, little boy, let me tell you..."

"Ahem..." Guo Bai cleared his throat, straightened his back and stood on the empty street, like a scholar in a college reciting a book, he read aloud word by word in a very funny way: "Look up at the bright moon, Bow your head and think about your hometown."

After finishing speaking, he smiled, clapped his hands and said stupidly: "Little boy, what do you think of my memorization..."

"Ga, ga" Xiao Guai pecked off the dead leaves on Guo Bai's head to show his appreciation.

The one named Rong'er is here to help! !What if the master is drunk? ?

Guo Bai foolishly walked forward with the wine jar in his arms, he staggered because he was drunk, not to mention his head was full of mud: "I can also recite a lot of poems, um, there are a lot of poems, but I can Why does no one like me after so many poems?"

Guo Bai gradually lowered his voice as he walked, and even had a hint of crying: "I'm really good, and if I say something bad, I can change it."

Guo Bai sniffled, held the wine jar and poured down one gulp after another, until the road ahead was blocked by a wall.

Guo Bai strode forward vigorously, but he couldn't pass through the thick city wall, so he kicked it in anger: "You bullied me too."

"Ah" Guo Bai hugged his feet in pain and kept jumping on the spot, puffed up his face childishly and said, "Do you think it's great to be fat, watch me step on you."

After speaking, he kicked his feet and flew out with great lightness kung fu. He didn't stop until he landed on the mountain. Guo Bai looked around dimly with drunken eyes: Where is this?

"Ga, ga" Xiaoguai anxiously waved her wings and followed, fearing that something might happen to her master.

Guo Bai, who was so drunk that he didn't know where he was at all, he only knew that he was very sad and wanted to drink and talk to someone, but after walking for so long, he couldn't find anyone, did he really hate it? ?

Thinking of this, Guo Bai felt even more saddened, staggered around aimlessly, and accidentally walked into a dark cave.

If it was Guo Bai who was sober, he would never step into this cave exuding the slightest murderous intent, but unfortunately Guo Bai was not sober, he staggered into the cave, a little unaccustomed to the darkness in the cave, depressed He muttered loudly: "Whose house is this, so poor that they can't even afford to light a lamp?"

Mei Chaofeng, who is too poor to even light a lamp: It turns out that this cave is Mei Chaofeng, one of the black winds who betrayed her master and was chased and killed by the flying bat Ke Zhen'e and others. She became obsessed because of her practice .

Fortunately, Yang Kang helped her. In order to repay this favor, she accepted Yang Kang as an apprentice not long ago. Mei Chaofeng, who was about to rest, heard footsteps and decided to arrest this short-sighted person to practice kung fu. Seeing Guo Bai's words that he was so poor that he couldn't even light a lamp, Guo Bai was already swaying to Mei Chaofeng in a daze.

"Hi..." Guo Bai let out a mouthful of alcohol, and tried to open his eyes in a drunken way: "Are you the owner of this house?"

Guo Bai took two steps back holding the wine jar and shook his head, wanting to see what the person in front of him looked like: "Your family is really poor, but it doesn't matter, although I'm just a beggar, but..."

Guo Bai hiccupped and said in a daze, "I also know that you have to pay to stay in someone else's house, this is for you..."

Guo Bai touched a few pieces of broken silver, stuffed them into Mei Chaofeng's hands, and said with a smirk: "Take it, don't thank me, it's right to serve the people, buy some delicious food for the children, pull some cloth, and wear new clothes for the New Year." Clothes are fine..."

Mei Chaofeng: ...It's still early for Chinese New Year.

"Did you know? Today I died again..." Guo Bai kept spinning in place, waving his hands in the air: "No, it should have died before it started. Tell me, is it a beggar?" If you don't help, you will definitely not find love..."

Guo Bai was very aggrieved in words, he groped in the cave to find a corner and came down, he choked and said, "Is there anything good about me? You hate me so much?"

Mei Chaofeng stared at the money in her hand expressionlessly. Although she couldn't see it, she could still be sure that the person who gave her the money was a drunken maniac. Straight towards Guo Bai's Tianling Gai, the wind came before the palm arrived.

At the moment when she was about to succeed, a hand suddenly appeared and grabbed her right hand. Mei Chaofeng was shocked, and his right hand slapped Guo Bai like a lightning bolt, but he didn't want to hit again and miss again. Chaofeng's face changed, and he was about to step back quickly, when he suddenly felt something soft pressed against the back of his hand.

Guo Bai held Mei Chaofeng's hand, rubbed it against his face, and said nonsense, "You are really a good person. You know that I am dead and want to come to comfort me. Thank you, you are a good person."

Mei Chaofeng choked on being issued a good person card, and looked up at the sky speechlessly, whose child is so heartless?It would be great if she could still see, so that she could see with her own eyes what this Er Que looked like?

No matter what they look like, it's no wonder that they are so in love! !

Guo Bai rubbed for a while, let go of Mei Chaofeng's hand contentedly, turned over, spread his hands and feet carelessly on the ground, touched the wine jar beside him, gulped down a few mouthfuls, chattered and said: " There's nothing wrong with using beggar gang disciples as love, they eat less and are easy to feed, and when they are unhappy, they kick their feet..."

Mei Chaofeng froze for a while, and twitched the corners of his mouth, not believing that the drunk could escape her nine-yin white bone claws, raised his hand, waved his five fingers, and slammed Guo Baihou's heart with a sharp move.

"Pfft" five fingers inserted into Guo Bai like a sharp blade... In the soil behind him, Mei Chaofeng: It turned out that when Mei Qifeng was about to grab Guo Bai's back heart, Guo Bai turned to the side...

"Don't make trouble, okay. I haven't heard that the person who died in the world is the biggest. He has already restrained the urge to tell."

Guo Bai turned over and sat up, touched his face, pulled Mei Chaofeng tearfully and complained: "Do you know? When I first came out of Junshan, I thought that what greeted me was a happy tomorrow, but... ..."

Guo Bai smirked, and raised his index finger to make a circle in the air: "Everything is like this circle, it will break if you poke it, it's fake, it's all fake..."

Guo Bai stood up suddenly, holding the wine jar in both hands, straightened his back, stared at the front with his eyes, and said with a serious face: "My name is Guo Bai, I am 19 years old, I grew up in a wealthy businessman's family, and I am five years old. At that time, his family was murdered by an adulterer, and his parents died. Later, he joined the Beggar Gang and became a glorious disciple of the Beggar Gang. He was once the champion of the [-]th JJC Youth Group by the West Lake. People can contact me, thank you all..."

"Pa" After introducing himself, Guo Bai fell straight down on the ground, most of the wine in the wine jar spilled, soaking Guo Bai's pants, and the aroma of wine filled the entire cave.

Mei Chaofeng moved the corner of his mouth speechlessly, and slowly lowered his right palm, which was striking Guo Bai with evil spirit.

Guo Bai turned over and shouted loudly: "Did you know? When I left Junshan and arrived in Yangzhou, I saw a cute and cute little loli, wearing a pink light cloth..."

Mei Chaofeng silently withdrew his hand that was stuck in the soil again.

"She was holding a double sword and kept turning around at the Yangzhou pier, she looked cute and beautiful, although I felt that the movement of turning around looked dizzy.

But I thought how great it would be if she was my love interest, and I would like to if I was dizzy. To express my determination to seek love from her, I rushed forward? "

Guo Bai let out a loud fart, then belched contentedly, and said with a high and low laugh, "Do you know the result?"

"How?" Mei Chaofeng also did it with a bang, the previous idea of ​​practicing kung fu has long been thrown out of the blue, and she didn't even catch a hair of the drunk man after making moves, she is also very tired, okay?

"As soon as I went up, I clicked her to discuss..." Guo Bai squinted his eyes a little complacently, shaking his fluffy lion pine and stuttered: "Senior sister... Senior sister said that beating is kissing and scolding but love, love to the depths Kick hard..."

Mei Chaofeng twitched the corners of his mouth and felt sympathy for that loli, no wonder this drunk would die of love, he deserved it! !

"In order to express my love for her, I kicked her hard, and accidentally gasped her into the water, and then she cried. I apologized to her but it was useless. At that time, I didn't know what I did wrong. The brothers and sisters on Junshan fight every day."

Guo Bai became more and more aggrieved as he spoke, and his voice gradually became quieter: "Later, some of her senior sisters came and chased me and beat me up..."

Guo Bai touched his head with some fear, and suddenly said loudly dissatisfied: "It's fine to beat me up, but I found out later that she is actually a man, a man..."

Guo Bai once again emphasized in a low voice with grievance: "Man, how can such a cute person be a boy..."

Mei Chaofeng's originally stern face suddenly wanted to laugh, but he felt that it was not kind to laugh in front of this drunk.

As a result, the originally dark face was suppressed into a twisted and terrifying strange face. If anyone came in and saw it, they would definitely be shocked.Unfortunately, no one, and the only person was a drunk.

"It was only later that I realized that there is no need to fight and scold in love, but no one wants to talk to me anymore. Everyone hates me, let alone accepting it as my wish."

Guo Bai curled his lips aggrievedly, pulled the hem of Mei Chaofeng's clothes, put it on his nose, said "um", wiped the snot on it, and said very annoyed: "It stinks, let me tell you , poor to poor, but you must pay attention to hygiene, otherwise you will not find love."

Mei Chaofeng petrified at the side: ...

"Thank you, I'm such a good person, I feel much better after I told you..." Guo Bai patted Mei Chaofeng on the shoulder with a sincere face: "Then I'll go to bed, I'm sorry to disturb you for a long time, you should go to bed earlier Bar."

Mei Chao was so angry that his veins protruded and said: Can I drag this drunk man out to practice kung fu again? ?

The author has something to say:

I wanted to find a moving picture of Xiuxiu's circle, but I couldn't find it after searching for a long time. Either the color was too dark to look good, or it didn't smell right.

I think Xiuxiu dancing with a big fan is really pretty. I used to go to Qixiu to catch Xiuxiu.Of course!Grasp!No!arrive! !

Such a handsome flower pot like mine can't squat like a Xiuxiu, it's so sad T0T.

But there is still a kind Xiuxiu who gave me a fan dance 555...it is really beautiful, but I feel dizzy and keep spinning...

Brother beggar is so cute and stupid that he can't sell a few chapters, please bookmark, please leave a message! !Please! !

This is the loli Zhengta who is spinning around, I can't find it.No way, if you have a good-looking circle, please give it to me, ^_^

This is dancing with a big fan, I found it on Baidu, I am just a cute and cute porter.