The love of ejaculation

The group stopped at the foot of Fengming Mountain, Guo Bai put his foot on his feet and looked forward with some doubts, but unfortunately there were all black heads, so he couldn't see clearly what happened?

"What's going on?" Guo Bai turned the wine jar and looked around.

Ouyang Ke turned around beautifully, jumped off his horse, waved his fan and raised his eyebrows and said: "On the mountain is Puji Temple, which is a royal temple bestowed by the emperor of the Kingdom of Jin, so according to the rules, the princess and The prince has to go up the mountain on foot."

After finishing speaking, he looked contemptuous again: "You don't even know this?"

Guo Bai opened the wine seal, took a few gulps of the wine, raised his hand to wipe the corner of his mouth, and asked, "Why should I know?"

Ouyang Ke choked, and didn't bother to say anything to this fool, he glared fiercely at Guo Bai, closed his fan with a "snap", and said angrily, "Let's go, it's time to go up the mountain..."

Guo Bai raised his head, made a grimace viciously at the invisible temple, and gave a "pawn" sound: "The Temple of the Bald Donkey..."

Seeing that everyone was far away, Guo Bai picked up the wine jar and followed.

It takes a quarter of an hour to reach the temple from the foot of the mountain. It is not that Guo Bai has never thought about using lightness skills to fly up with future love, so that he can use this to mend the relationship between himself and future love. But there are so many people now, really doing this It is estimated that Future Qingyuan will be angered, and on the other hand, Future Qingyuan has been following the princess every step of the way, without even a chance to strike up a conversation.

So all of Guo Bai's thoughts were stifled in his mind, so he had no choice but to hang the wine jar on everyone's body, climbing up like a snail on foot.

Ouyang Ke was leaning on the railing of the square in front of the temple, his eyebrows were full of flamboyance, seeing Guo Bai taking a long time to reach the top of the mountain, he couldn't help but sneered: "Oh, you are really fast enough..."

Guo Bai cast a glance at Ouyang Ke, yawned and stretched, touched two sesame seed cakes from his bosom, and handed one to Ouyang Ke: "Do you want to eat? I just bought it at the foot of the mountain. I'm starving to death... ..."

Ouyang Ke saw that Guo Bai's food was delicious, so he was not polite, took it and took a bite: Well, the taste is really good, the sesame seeds are browned, the skin is crispy, and the taste is good.

"Where's the little prince?" Guo Bai looked into the temple while eating.

"Accompany the concubine to offer incense." Ouyang Ke ate very politely, and said slowly: "Did you quarrel with the little prince?"

"It's not a quarrel, it's just that he said that I have nothing but martial arts and nothing else entered his eyes..."

After a night of cheering for himself, Guo Bai was already full of blood, and even had a few "Come on, boy" buffs, so when Ouyang Ke asked, Guo Bai didn't care about the reason. out.

The corner of Ouyang Ke's mouth twitched, and he had to say that what the little prince said was indeed quite right.It's just... Ouyang Ke couldn't help but said: "I still can't figure it out, it's impossible for you not to know that you and the little prince can't be together at all? Why are you still so attached to him?"

Guo Bai was taken aback for a moment, and the hand that was stuffing the sesame biscuits into his mouth also stopped, he lifted the wine jar and took a big gulp into his mouth before saying: "Why don't I know that the chance for me to be with the little prince is very good?" Xiao, what can I do? Love is love. After I left the rivers and lakes, I don’t know how many times I have asked others for love, but only this time, when I saw him, I felt that he was the only one in my life. The person to be with..."

Guo Bai silently added a sentence in his heart: And it was through time travel that he met the person he wanted to be with in this life.

Ouyang Ke took out a white silk handkerchief and wiped the corners of his mouth, and looked at Guo Bai suspiciously: "Are you sure that this has never happened to you every time you beg for love?"

Guo Bai looked at Ouyang Ke with pity, and passed the wine jar in his hand: "Poor child, you are someone who has not enjoyed love at first glance, drink some wine, don't be sad, I am with you."

After speaking, he patted Ouyang Ke on the shoulder to express his support.

Ouyang Ke was so angry that he imitated Huang Rong directly, raised his hand and slapped Guo Bai hard:

"Snapped"

"Hey, why did you hit me?"

Ouyang Ke looked at Guo Bai's aggrieved expression and gritted his teeth, "Because you owe a beating..."

"Amitabha Buddha", a round-faced little monk in green clothes came over, pursed his mouth and saluted, "Please don't shout loudly..."

Ouyang Ke and Guo Bai stopped their hands at the same time, and said with a smile: "Sorry, sorry, I was impulsive."

The little monk glanced at the wine jar in Guo Bai's hand, puffed up his face and said, "This benefactor, you can't drink in the temple..."

Guo Bai stretched out his hand to fish it out, then pulled the little monk over, pulled the little monk's fleshy face and said with a smile: "Let me tell you, a man who doesn't drink is not a man, and you Bodhisattvas drink alcohol even when you don't know it." ,Did you know?"

"Uh, uh, Wang Kaiwo." The little monk was tearfully pulled by Guo Bai, and kept patting Guo Bai's hand vigorously.It's a pity that the strength is too small, and the struggle is fruitless.

Ouyang Ke couldn't bear to see it, so he lifted the folding fan towards the middle, and rescued the round-faced little monk. The little monk rubbed his pinched red cheeks with tears in his eyes, and stepped back quickly, fearing that he would be caught by the villain in front of him again. Pinched his face, glared at Guo Bai fiercely, saluted Ouyang Ke hastily, and then ran to complain to his senior brother.

Woooo... Brother, there is a villain, there is a big villain, pinch your junior brother and my tender face! !

Ouyang Ke turned the fan, raised his head and looked at the blue sky, wondering, "Why are you having trouble with a child?"

Guo Bai snorted: "I was also a bald donkey when I was young..."

"What?" Ouyang Ke put away the folding fan in his hand, raised the corners of his eyes, and poured out countless romantic feelings. If it was a woman facing him at this time, his face would have flushed with shame, and he would not dare to look at her. .It's a pity that the person opposite Ouyang Ke is a rough man.

"The monk stole your love?"

"Huh, anyway, this group of bald donkeys don't have any good things, they are also beggars, why do people greet them with smiles when they see them, why do they yell at me when they see the beggar gang?" I took another big gulp.

Hmph, you have to compete with them not only for food, but also for love. Beggar gangs and monks are natural enemies.

Just when Ouyang Ke was about to say something, the round-faced young monk in Tsing Yi came running back again.

It's just that he didn't give the gift this time, and stopped when he was two feet away from Guo Bai, stretched out his chubby index finger and said angrily to Guo Bai: "This benefactor of drinking, the abbot welcomes you. snort……"

After finishing speaking, before Guo Bai could speak, he ran away in a "da da da" manner.

Guo Bai made a gesture of equanimity: "Hey", looking at Ouyang Ke who was gloating, Guo Bai put away the wine jar and chased after the round-faced little monk with a light kung fu.

"Amitabha, please be a benefactor." Xuan Qing with a gray beard made a gesture of invitation: "Old Na Xuanqing is the abbot of Puji Temple."

Guo Bai put the wine jar on the table with a "snap", and said arrogantly, "What do you want from me?"

Xuan Qing looked calm, turned a blind eye to Guo Bai's indistinct provocation, and put his hands together again: "Amitabha, I saw the little prince in the main hall earlier..."

Before Xuan Qing finished speaking, Guo Bai picked up the wine jar and jumped up, making a posture to start fighting at any time, and said loudly: "Hey, hey, old monk, let me tell you, if you dare to snatch the little prince from me, be careful that I will beat you!" You are full of bags..."

After finishing speaking, he added: "I'm serious, I'm very good at martial arts..."

Xuan Qing looked at Guo Bai's flamboyant appearance, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, and thought to himself: People from this other world have their teeth bared like this? ?Don't listen to what others have to say?

In fact, Xuan Qing was wrong, the reason why Guo Bai reacted so strongly was because you are a monk.

Beggars and monks are natural enemies.

No matter what Xuan Qing thought in his heart, he still had the appearance of an eminent monk on his face: "Amitabha, the benefactor misunderstood. Today I saw that the little prince's fate has changed, so I deduced that there is a strange number around the little prince."

When Guo Bai heard that it wasn't a love affair, his defensive attitude immediately changed: "What do you mean? You mean that I will affect the fate of the little prince?"

Guo Bai hurriedly approached Xuan Qing, and asked urgently: "Is it good or bad? Tell me quickly..."

"Amitabha Buddha" Xuan Qing called out to the Buddha, and said: "People, fate is karma, and whether the little prince will become a Buddha or go to hell is up to him..."

When Guo Bai heard this, he became anxious, and directly took out the 100 taels of gold that Su Qing gave him to marry a wife in his bag: "You old monks, you always talk in half, these gold are the sesame oil money I added to the temple, hurry up!" What's going on?"

"Young Master Yu has finished talking." Xuan Qing ignored the pile of golden gold on the table, and said: "The benefactor knows where he came from, where he went, and everything that should return will return."

Seeing that the old monk was unwilling to say more about future love, Guo Bai became anxious and grabbed his hand, but Xuan Qing hid him.

Seeing Xuan Qing who was sitting still but suddenly backing away, Guo Bai knew that his kung fu must be better than his own, but thinking about the fate of the little prince, Guo Bai gritted his teeth and used "seeing the dragon in the field" to rush over. Xuan Qing hid again.

Guo Bai didn't believe in evil, he made repeated moves, but Xuan Qing avoided them all, he couldn't even touch his beard, and he kicked himself out of breath.

Guo Bai supported the corner of the table and said with a serious face: "Do you want to say it or not?"

"Amitabha" Xuanqing didn't move a penny: "Old Na will tell you what you have to say, please come back..."

Guo Bai glared half of Xuan Qing's face angrily, wishing he could rush up and take a few bites, but Xuan Qing's face was still calm and unwavering, and in the end Guo Bai took back the gold on the table in a rage, angrily Said: "The gang of beggars and monks are indeed natural enemies..."

On the way back, Guo Bai was at a loss for words, he didn’t even drink his favorite wine, he was thinking about Xuan Qing’s words all the way, and suddenly thought, if he was looking at the future love, wouldn’t Just let him fall into hell, Guo Bai slammed his left hand into a fist on his right palm, thinking with a smile: Sure enough, he and the little prince are a perfect match.

If it wasn't for a natural couple, he definitely wouldn't have come to the Southern Song Dynasty inexplicably, and he wouldn't have known the future relatives! !At that time, what the old monk wanted to say was "the fate of thousands of miles leads by a thread", right? ?Emma, ​​I'm so smart! !

If Xuan Qing knew that Guo Bai had such a brain, he would probably kneel down directly.

Because of this kind of good mood, when Guo Bai heard that there was someone in front of him who was asking for marriage with makeup, his head twitched and he rushed over.

Arriving in front of the martial arts arena, there were an old man and a young man standing on the stage, and it was the young girl, seventeen or eighteen years old, dressed in red, with bright eyes and bright teeth, and a beautiful face. "The flag recalled the days when he was begging for love in the Tang Dynasty, and thought: It would be great if the Tang Dynasty had martial arts contests to recruit relatives, so that their beggar gang brothers and sisters would not have to be single.

Therefore, Guo Bai, who was reminiscing about the past, rushed onto the stage inexplicably with buffs that buffed his mood and negative buffs that reduced IQ by asking for love when he saw people.

When he came back to his senses, Guo Bai was already standing on the stage of the martial arts competition. The idlers who had been watching the excitement saw someone on the stage, waved their hands and shouted, "Fight, fight..."

When Yang Tiexin on the stage saw Guo Bai's appearance, he thought to himself: No, this man has messy hair and half-naked upper body. He doesn't look like a good person at first glance. How can I entrust my daughter to him?

So he stepped forward and cupped his hands and said, "Is this hero going to compete with the little girl?"

Guo Bai originally wanted to say no, but seeing Yang Tiexin's expression of "you are a villain", his heart was moved. Anyway, he hadn't fought for a long time, his hands were itchy, so he might as well fight first, and lose later.

So Guo Bai nodded, but why did he feel something was wrong?What is wrong?

Yang Tiexin clasped his hands again and said, "Then ask this hero to fight me first..."

"Hey, that's not what you said earlier, you were talking about beating that woman, don't you want to go back on your word?"

"That's right, that's right, hit it, let that girl hit it..."

Yang Tiexin's face was sullen, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

Seeing the excitement of the crowd, the girl came up with her sleeves pulled up: "Father, let me compare with him. It's not like we haven't seen people with vicious appearances but soft feet..."

Yang Tie thought for a while, glanced at Guo Bai a few times and finally nodded: "Be careful."

Guo Bai originally wanted to say that he just had to fight the old man, but the girl in red immediately put on a stance, and said straightforwardly: "The little girl is here to ask your Excellency for advice."

Guo Bai still felt something was wrong in his heart, but he couldn't tell what was wrong. Seeing the girl in red speak, he threw the wrong thing out of his mind, nodded and threw the wine jar in his hand to his shoulder: "I'm not welcome. ..."

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I really want to sleep today. I started coding at eight o’clock, and then squinted all the way. I almost fell asleep. I’ll show you a cute little monk. I’ll go to bed first, and I’ll reply to comments tomorrow, everyone. relative! !

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