The love of ejaculation

In the middle of the night, in a forest not far from King Zhao's Mansion, there was a dignified atmosphere, and the cicadas that sang the most happily in the past were also suppressed by the smell in the air, and hid in the grass to be invisible .

As the saying goes, "When the wind is high and the fire is set, the moon is dark and kills the night." It seems that something bad is going to happen in this unusual forest...

In a clearing in the depths of the woods, an old man and a young man stood facing each other, both of them had patched clothes and held sticks, the old man was holding a large vermilion gourd, and the young man was holding a vermilion wine jar, looking at each other, their eyes were fighting, and the flames were radiating , makes people very nervous.

Why are these two people here?

Is this a pair of grandparents?Relatives turn against each other? ?

What is it that forced this pair of relatives to turn against each other, our reporter will follow up and report for you.

It turned out that these two people were both members of the beggar gang, but they were different.

Why not the same.

It turned out that the old man was the current leader of the Song Dynasty Beggar Gang, and the young man was a direct disciple of the Tang Dynasty Beggar Gang leader.

Nani! !

It turns out that this is a peak duel that travels through time and space. How can you miss such a wonderful duel? Our reporter will broadcast it live for you immediately.

"Crack" a shovel sent our reporter flying, and a middle-aged man with a big belly came over and said cursingly: "This place has already been contracted by me through time and space, what kind of a reporter are you? Dare to compete with the Time and Space Bureau for ratings, I am impatient to live, I bah..."

The middle-aged man with a humble face touched his smooth mustache under his nose, shook his feet, put on a flattering expression, ran up to a bald man, bowed his waist and said: "Chief Director , all the idlers nearby have been sent out, the field has been cleared, and the mission has been successfully completed..."

The bald man nodded with a serious face, and picked up the walkie-talkie beside him: "All departments pay attention, all departments pay attention, the live broadcast will start immediately, the live broadcast will start immediately, and all departments, please do the final inspection."

As soon as the screen changes, travel through the time and space studio.

"Hi everyone, this is the time-traveling studio, and we will broadcast live the martial arts peak showdown of "The Beggars of the Tang Dynasty VS the Beggars of the Song Dynasty". The flower—Ye Ying, and the Song Dynasty are both good and evil, a flower in the martial arts—Huang Yaoshi is the special guest, welcome the two..."

"Of course, you can also choose your favorite contestant, send a text message to 12345678, and you will have a chance to get a signed photo of Zhuang Hua and Yizhihua. Welcome to sign up."

After the two anchors finished playing, the female anchor turned her head and asked Ye Ying: "Zhuang Hua, what do you think of this summit duel that travels through time and space?"

The golden Zhuang Hua closed her eyes and smiled, "Zhuang Hua? Hmph..."

Before the words were finished, an epee fell on the studio with a "jump", smashing the studio.

The two anchors froze, turned their necks and slowly looked at Yaoshi Huahuang.

Huang Yaoshi snorted coldly, glanced at the golden epee on the stage, touched the hole around his waist, and walked out of the broadcast stage very unconvinced, the two anchors looked at each other, and when they didn't know what to do, a flower yellow came in.

It's just holding one in my hand: stone, lion, son! !

While the two anchors were stunned, Huang Yaoshi easily threw the stone lion onto the studio, clapped his hands, looked past Zhuang Hua, and looked at the two anchors contemptuously: "A flower? Huh?"

The two anchors were drenched in cold sweat, and quickly pointed to the projector and said, "It's time, let's watch the live broadcast..."

There is complete silence in the woods, many pairs of eyes, many cameras are looking directly at the blank space in the woods, the two people are motionless, and it has been a stick of incense time to maintain this posture.

Suddenly, a voice sounded: "Two bastard cakes, do you still fight? If you don't fight, I will go home and fall asleep..."

"It's funny, you two pretend to be handsome..."

It turned out that the onlookers were dissatisfied when they saw that the two hadn't done anything for a long time, and some of them even picked up a stone from the ground, as if if the two didn't do it, they would start sucking.

The two finally moved! !

The two jumped at the same time, jumped into the air, and with a slight turn, the two exchanged positions and raised the hand holding the stick:

You are my little apple, I can never love you too much, your red face warms my heart.Light up the fire of my life, fire fire fire...

"Ah bah, let's watch this just because we paid for it?"

"It's money back!! Money back!!"

"What's the matter with you two? Where's the duel that you agreed to? If you don't duel, we'll broadcast it live!!" The chief director, the bald man, was furious.

"Oh, no, isn't it because I've been standing for a long time and my legs are numb? Let's move on and start fighting right away..." Guo Bai quickly apologized, he worked hard to earn his wife's money.

"Oh, my old beggar was deceived by you and signed the contract by mistake. Now it's too late for me to regret..."

Hong Qigong shook his head darkly, he had already decided that when he got back, he would order the entire Beggar Clan to be able to read and write, so that they would no longer be deceived.

#On the importance of the nine-year obligation#

Then everyone saw the two people wrestling together, crackling... crackling... Kuang Qiang... Qiang Qiang Kuang Kuang... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... wrestling together, the momentum was so great that it raised a cloud of smoke and dust , people can't see the specific action, only hear:

"Brat, how dare you pull my beard..."

"You dare to grab my hair, why don't I dare to pull your beard?"

"Look at the trick, Kanglong has regrets..."

"There is no dog in the world..."

After a while, everyone saw the smoke and dust but couldn't see the person, and felt very bored. The chief director decisively cut into the advertisement and asked people to go up to find out the truth.

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"Well, my husband and I have been married for three years, but there is no happy news. We have traveled to hospitals all over the Tang Dynasty and spent a lot of money, but we still have no letter.

Fortunately, there is the Five Poisons Teaching, which cures all diseases with one package. One year later, I was pregnant with twins, and I still had to find the Five Poisons Teaching for treatment of infertility. "

"West Lake Golden Chicken has launched a new set meal. It only costs 19.9 yuan, you can enjoy the West Lake sliced ​​fort and a glass of West Lake water, and if you add 10 yuan, you can get a photo of the second lady. What are you waiting for, hurry up. "

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"Environmental protection and energy saving are everyone's responsibility. Shaolin's new generation of light bulbs has won five national patents and four international awards. One Shaolin light bulb tops five ordinary light bulbs, Ami tofu, and one Shaolin bubble. It will be passed down forever."

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"Luweilou cat pet shop is open!! Siamese cats, Persian cats, Ragdoll cats... everything. Before the opening, all kinds of cats will be discounted by [-]% and a bag of cat food will be given away. Miss it!!"

"Hey, I heard that the 12th Tangjiabao Nightclub Carnival is about to start. Are you going? Of course I'm going. I heard that in addition to the owner of the Tangjiabao performing a broken leg, there will also be Miss Tang dancing a zombie dance. Well, I heard that the dance is really good, then on December 28th, see you there!!

Advertising is over...

You mean beggars? ?Oh, they have no money to advertise! !This will be begging for food on the street.

"What do Master Ye and Island Master Huang think?" the hostess carefully looked at the expressions of the two bosses and suggested.

Ye Ying smiled and said, "Are you sure you're not kidding me?? Think I can see it?"

"You invited me here just to let me watch this thing?" Huang Yaoshi was very dissatisfied: "Rather than watching this, I'm more curious about how you tricked Hong Qigong into signing the contract..."

"Let's watch the scene..." The male anchor turned his eyes to the projector stiffly.

The staff member who was called by the chief director to find out the truth carefully walked forward with a wooden stick and stabbed into the smoke and dust.

no response?

Take two more steps and stab again.

"Ah..." Everyone saw that the staff member was sucked in by Qi Jin, followed by: crackling... crackling crackling...then a pig's head was thrown out, and everyone hurriedly saw that it was the staff member .

The onlookers looked at each other, and Wang Po suddenly said: "I can't see how the game is going. Isn't it a waste of money to leave now?"

"Then what should I do?" The onlookers also felt that the money was wasted.

"Fight the Landlord..." Wang Po took out more than a dozen playing cards as if conjuring: "One piece of five hundred coins, first come, first served..."

"Really expensive……"

"That's right, a profiteer..."

"Give me a picture..."

"I want one too..."

"Come, come, Fight the Landlord, three missing one, who wants to come..."

"I, I want to come..."

The two people who were fighting over there quit, "Hey, we are performing, you should respect the fruits of our labor..."

Wang Po didn't even raise her head: "You've made so much dust that you can't even see it clearly. It would be great if we asked you to refund the ticket. Do you still have the nerve to yell?"

"That's right, your martial arts are high, but you can't beat Wang Po's kitchen knife..."

The old beggar and the young beggar looked at each other, well, no one is looking at us anyway, so pack up and go home.

Live stream your head! !

The author has something to say:

I'm looking for advice on the skills of the beggars. I searched for the animations of the skills of the beggars on the Internet, but I couldn't find them. I went to the post bar and asked, but no one responded to me T0T. When I wrote about the duel between Guo Bai and Hong Qigong, I couldn’t go on, and then this chapter was garbled in desperation. Is there a clearer introduction to the skills of the Beggar Gang?

It's all "Papa Papa" and it can't be the wonderful T0T of master games at all.

I continue to look for videos, if you can't code the wonderful game of masters, please don't hit me T0T