The love of ejaculation

Guo Jing suddenly said: "Aren't crabs only available in autumn? It's spring now..."

Guo Bai squinted at Guo Jing, beat his chest with both hands and sighed, "This is called metaphor, metaphor, do you understand, the same surname is Guo, why is there such a big gap between you and me?"

Guo Jing didn't know what a metaphor was, so he could only bury his head and eat his favorite stewed chicken with mushrooms.

"Hey, Dabai, do you still want to eat? If you don't eat, go after your wife..." Huang Rong was upset when she heard Guo Bai's dismissal of Guo Jing, she curled her lips and said, "You seem very educated .”

Guo Bai put his hands on his hips, straightened his chest, shook his head and said triumphantly, "Of course, I was a scholar, even though I was one of the last..."

Although he took the talent test only to exchange for a few court supervisor books, which can be used to exchange the secret books of the Beggar Clan, but he can be regarded as an educated person after all, isn't he?

You must know that all the Tang people are civilized people.These days, if you don’t read a few books, you will feel ashamed to ask others for love when you go out!

Speaking of which, who said that beggars are uneducated?On weekdays, playing and singing while begging is not technical work?Know that begging is an art, art, understand?understand?

The villain in Guo Bai's heart screamed: We are begging for art, not for filling our stomachs! !

"I've never heard of a scholar who wants to eat..." Huang Rong rolled her eyes unceremoniously: "Just brag, I think you might as well be a storyteller..."

Guo Bai sat on the chair and sighed: "Oh, it's not like you don't know that I also want to be a storyteller, but others don't want me..."

"Hey, Ouyang Ke, you seem to be quite rich, why don't you set up a hotel and let me be a storyteller..." Guo Bai stretched out his hand to hook Ouyang Ke's neck, and raised his eyebrows with a smile: "I'm a talented person." A man of double extremes!"

Ouyang Ke felt chilly, and slapped Guo Bai away angrily, "A talent with both talents? Do you think you are the number one in Yihong Building? Let's eat..."

After the group had eaten, Huang Rong began to chase them away: "I've already eaten, so don't follow us..."

Ouyang Ke opened the folding fan and shook it lightly: "Miss Rong'er is really ruthless when she speaks, but she is a fair lady and a gentleman is so good. The figure of Miss Rong'er has long been imprinted in my heart, and she was rude before. I still look forward to Miss Rong'er and Guo Jing. Brother, don't blame..."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Guo Jing's reaction, he directly clenched his fists and bowed, staring at Huang Rong and said softly, "Then I will take my leave..."

"Rong'er, don't associate with this person from now on..." Seeing Ouyang Ke's back, Guo Jing snorted, "This person is not a good person..."

"Why isn't he a good person?" Huang Rong rolled her eyes, smiled and leaned next to Guo Jing and asked, "He even apologized to us? Why isn't he a good person?"

"He...he...he..." Guo Jing blushed, and said in a whisper: "He is not a good person, looking at you like that..."

"Oh, it's so tiring to see you two." Guo Bai couldn't bear to interrupt the two with pink bubbles: "I'm leaving too, I have to continue my lifelong event..."

After speaking, Yunqi Daqinggong took his favorite little boy and left in such a chic way.

And what is Yang Kang, Guo Bai's future partner, doing?

Yang Kang is standing on the street of the market in a daze, not knowing where to go, the world is so big, but there is nowhere to go.

I think when he was the little prince of the palace, he was surrounded by left and right guards, and was an imperial envoy from the upper kingdom. He was so majestic. If he wanted anything, he could just give an order and someone would deliver it immediately. But now he can only touch the empty money bag in his arms and sigh softly. Money is not everything, but without money is absolutely impossible.

It was a long time after he left Niujia Village that night that he realized that he only had a few taels of silver on him, and the remaining silver was consumed by eating at the hotel. He was really at a loss for what to do in the future.

In the past, Guo Bai took care of him for food and lodging, even if he is no longer the little prince of the Kingdom of Jin, he will not be short of food and drink, if he is unhappy, Guo Bai will explain, if he wants to go there, Guo Bai will arrange...

In short, with Guo Bai here, everything is at ease and there is no need to think about it.But now, my pockets are empty, my stomach is empty, and my head is almost empty trying to figure out how to fill my stomach.

Pfft, Yang Kang chuckled, he was quite despicable, he clearly knew why Guo Bai was so kind to him, he couldn't respond to Guo Bai's affection but still enjoyed Guo Bai's kindness.

How shameless!

Guo Bai Guo Bai Why did Guo Bai think of Guo Bai again?Yang Kang frowned, along the way, Guo Bai was everywhere, and Yang Kang realized that Guo Bai had already invaded his life.

Yang Kang watched the crowd coming and going, and stretched out his hand several times, wanting to do the good deed of "robbing the rich and helping the poor".

But after thinking about it, he finally gave up. In the past, Guo Bai once said that the life of the people is not easy. In order to eat a bite, they always get up early and stay late, which is extremely difficult.

But...Yang Kang tugged his sleeves, squinted at the wealthy households in the distance, and smiled, how could he go to those so-called ordinary people?Scraping ten is not as refreshing as searching for one.

On the other side, Guo Bai wandered aimlessly, based on the experience of the brothers and sisters who had a relationship: Don’t push too hard, give the other party a little freedom, how do you say that word?Oh, by the way, it's called Lust... Lust! !

Guo Bai chuckled, tossed the wine jar in his hand into the air, then lightly caught it, and said to the little boy on his shoulder, "Little boy, you are already such an old falcon, you should think about it." I want to make a big deal of my life. When you see the beautiful sister Falcon, you should chase after her. If you can’t catch up, understand that I can also help. Who said that we are good friends? Hehe..."

"Quack" Xiaoguai directly pecked Guo Bai hard, ignored Guo Bai's howling, and flew into the air.

Guo Bai chased Xiaoguai out of the city, and wandered for more than ten days. When he arrived in Liyang, looking at the bustling city, Guo Bai sighed deeply: Along the way, I occasionally saw people on the border dragging their families to search The appearance of vitality is very similar to that of the people in the Anshi Rebellion in the Tang Dynasty. At that time, he wished he could kill the Spike Army, smash An Lushan and Shi Siming, and let the people of the Tang Dynasty live and work in peace.

But in this world, the Kingdom of Jin and the Song Dynasty, and Mongolia on the other side, don't know how to spill their blood! !

He is a Han, but the Han emperors in this world are so weak that they did not withdraw even if they wanted to help a Ming lord. In the Song Dynasty, Yue Fei, who was able to fight, was finally killed by his own people. What if he offered his loyalty?If you haven't seen the emperor, you probably will see the King of Hades!

Alas, throwing away those heavy thoughts, Guo Bai stepped into Liyang City.

But if he had the chance, he still wanted to beat up that big man on the prairie. Who made the Turks and Mongolians nomadic, and couldn't beat Anlu Mountain or the Mongolian King?

In the evening, Guo Bai, who was huddled in the corner of the big family's house, was teasing Xiaoguai boredly with a steamed bun, when he suddenly saw eight women in white clothes walking towards here from a distance carrying something.

Seems familiar? ?

Guo Bai jumped up and hid in a big tree to look carefully: Isn't this the concubine of Ouyang Ke's family?

How did it appear here?

Could it be that Ouyang Ke is here?

What is it carrying?Actually entered someone's backyard? ?

follow up to see

On the other hand, Yang Kangru held the money. He was so unrestrained and comfortable when he was the little prince of King Jin's mansion. He lived in a good hotel and ate good food.

Although he lacked the service of servants and the flattery of Sha Tongtian and others, he didn't need to listen to the irony of other nobles in the Kingdom of Jin, and he was quiet.

"Hey, there will be conflicts in this world, and I don't know if I can live a peaceful life for several years..."

"How can I wait for the common people to deal with major national affairs? It's just a day-to-day counting..."

"That's right, what's the use of thinking about it? I just hope that the imperial court can pay less taxes, and at the end of the year there will be some money left over to buy a silver hairpin for the mother-in-law..."

"Don't talk about state affairs, don't talk about state affairs, drink tea and drink tea..."

In the civilian teahouse on the street, Yang Kang was wearing old clothes, holding a cup of thick tea in his hand, picked up the tea lid and gently skimmed off the foam on the tea, and then took a sip.

The money he obtained from the rich family had been spent a month ago, and after finding a few more rich families to get the money, Yang Kang suddenly felt that it was meaningless to be a robber all the time, so he simply used the money he had and took a serious look at the world What is the meaning of the rivers and lakes on the Internet.

Floating around in the rivers and lakes for two months just doesn't feel very interesting?

boring

It's nothing more than everyone pulling a piece of skin to act in a big show.

Thinking back to the time when he vowed frankly to help his father retrieve the "Wu Mu's Last Letter", Guo Bai seemed to be by his side at that time, but now...

Golden State?Song?What is it with him? ?

Why not go to Guo Dabai, at least with him, this life will not be so boring, right?

The author has something to say:

I know there are very few chapters, but I really want to sleep, sorry, sorry, how can I finish this month T0T.

Do you dare to collect more than a thousand! !