The love of ejaculation

"Well, it's getting late, it's time to make dinner, otherwise Seventh Girl will definitely yell loudly that she is hungry, argue with her, and even be stunned by the words, don't look at that girl is not very old, big The truth is piled upon piles.”

Guo Bai pulled Yang Kanghuan into his arms, and whispered in his ear, "What I said just now is true, as long as you are there, I will be there, never separate..."

"Why do you suddenly feel like a different person?" Yang Kang turned his head and squinted at Guo Bai: "Talking and acting like two people before?"

"Oh? Really? Haha" Guo Bai looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Do you think that your love has become a stable male god?"

"Yeah." After finishing speaking, he gave Yang Kang a wink.

Yang Kang: Vomit...

It takes only three seconds to pretend to be handsome...

"Want to know the reason?" Guo Bai took out a wooden comb and a small round mirror with a playful smile: "That's because I changed my hair style!"

After speaking, with a swipe of his hand, the towering snow-covering head turned into a chow lion head covering most of his face. Excited, Guo Bai danced in circles around Yang Kang, smug while dancing: "Qingyuanyuan, look , Am I cute? Am I handsome? This hairstyle is considered by all members of the Beggar Gang to be the coolest, handsomest and cutest hairstyle. We all wear this hairstyle when we are begging for love. I'm so lost..."

Yang Kang inhaled and exhaled, trying not to get angry, but he was really angry!I really want to hit someone!

No wonder the beggar gang can't find love, just this aesthetic, people who are beggar gang love are blind! !

Fuck! ∑ (っ°Д°;) っ Just before, I thought about being this guy in love!

In order to be blind, I resolutely don't seek love from the beggar gang! ! ┌(.Д.)┐

"What did you call me?" Yang Kang smiled at Guo Bai with the gentlest smile since we met.

Guo Baiwu put on a coquettish make-up on his face: "Oh, Qingyuanyuan, you had a good smile just now..."

Yang Kang asked Guo Bai softly again: "What did you call me?"

At this moment, Guo Bai's body and mind are in a state of turmoil. He only feels that the proud little peacock in the past and the silent boy in the future have become very cute and soft. Looking at the smiling face of the other party, he feels silent in the sweetness: "I call you Qingyuan Yuan?"

"Hehe..." Yang Kang smiled coldly, and repeated his actions when he was still a little prince——

The Tathagata Buddha Palm, with a "pop", even Qixiu'er and Daoheng who were not far away heard Guo Bai's pain.

"So Gu Gu (homing pigeon) flew out for three days and didn't get in touch with Lingxu?" Daoheng twirled the beads, his brows were tightly knit together: "Is it possible that Lingxu is far away from us, so Gugu Gu can't get in touch for a while?"

"It's possible." Qixiu'er twisted the broken hair on her chest in distress: "Gugu can only fly for a day and a half, and it only takes three days to go back and forth. After more than a day and a half, Gugu will not fly again." Yes, it's really strange..."

"Hey, sister Xiu'er, do you think Cuckoo will be upgraded?" Dao Heng dug out a book "I'm Mad Venerable" from the box: "Since we haven't met Grandpa Beard, is it possible for Cuckoo to upgrade?" Will it change from an ordinary carrier pigeon to a super powerful carrier pigeon like in the storybook?"

Qixiuer shook her head like a grown-up: "Let's think about how to contact brother Lingxu first, I don't know what happened to brother Lingxu..."

Before the words were finished, Guo Bai's screams came from not far away.

"What's going on?" Qi Xiu'er and Dao Heng looked at each other, and looked forward in puzzlement. Guo Bai was lying on the ground holding Yang Kang in both hands, whimpering and saying something?

"The beggar... has been raped by the family?" Qi Xiu'er asked hesitantly: "It's quite miserable to hear his voice..."

"But... what if they are fighting at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed?" Dao Heng tried to explain: "Aren't they a couple? It is said that fighting between husband and wife is love, scolding or love. Judging by their appearance, it should be It's really in love..."

Qi Xiu'er nodded in agreement: "Well, brother Daoheng is right..."

She is a good child, and a good child will definitely listen to the truth, so they didn't go to disturb the beggar and fall in love with him.

Guo Baizheng, whom Yang Kang loved fiercely, complained aggrievedly: "It is said that a woman's heart is a needle in the bottom of the sea, but Qingyuanyuan's heart is twice as big as a woman's bottom of the sea...Obviously..."

"Ah!" Guo Bai howled again, tearing up and said: "I want to employ many, many scholars, and then write a hundred thousand copies of you abandoning me and wanting to sever ties, and then throw it in the rivers and lakes, so that everyone knows You betrayed your heart, you betrayed me..."

Yang Kang heard the attitude of both good and evil that hadn't appeared in the eyebrows for a long time, looked at Guo Bai with lowered eyelids, and said softly: "Oh, how are you going to write it?"

Although Guo Bai was not afraid at all when he heard Yang Kang's words, other people's emotions were very sensitive. The conversation before was heart-to-heart, but now...

If Qingyuanyuan wants to play, then he must accompany him!

"I just wrote that Guo Xiaobai has waited for Yang Xiaokang for 19 years, and now he has to say goodbye after seeing each other. It is miserable and life is too short. For Yang Xiaokang, I, Guo Xiaobai, decided to wait another three 19 years. If you see Yang Xiaokang, please tell him that there is a man named Guo Xiaobai who thinks about it very much, and he is waiting for him!"

After finishing speaking, Guo Bai straightened his upper body and blinked his eyes: "Are you very moved? Do you feel that your conscience has been condemned?"

"Heh" Yang Kang bent his index finger and tapped on Guo Bai's head: "Long time no see, your storytelling skills have improved?"

Guo Bai bowed his head "sorry" and accepted the praise: "Where is it? It's just a little bit, just a little bit. How about I make up a lingering version?"

"Go aside." Yang Kang couldn't help it, and burst out laughing.He doesn't know whether he really likes Guo Bai, but it is undeniable that he has a good impression of Guo Bai, although Guo Bai's behavior is sometimes really...

It's too stupid, but staying by his side can make you laugh happily, without worries, only relaxed, just now he tried the bottom line of Guo Bai's tolerance for him, and the result...

Is there any bottom line for this guy? ?

Yang Kang suddenly felt that the idiot in front of him was a little stupid, but suddenly he was quite cute!

Guo Bai raised his head pitifully: "You are talking, why on earth? Even if you are sentenced to death, there is still a pleading. You are so unfair and wrong. My heart is broken by you. I can't fight back..."

Yang Kang looked down at Guo Bai who covered half of his face, rolled his eyes, and said cynically: "You never asked me if I would like to be your love interest, and I never answered whether you would like to be your love relationship, how can you tolerate me?" Barking?"

Looking at this product, what's the reaction? ?It should be... quite fun, right?

"It's not easy." Guo Bai jumped up like a carp, waved at Qi Xiu'er, and shouted: "Wanjia lights..."

Then he knelt down on one knee, handed over the money bag, and said solemnly: "Would you like to be my love affair with Guo Bai?"

As soon as Guo finished his vernacular, hundreds of Kongming lanterns, large and small, slowly rose around them. Yang Kang had never seen such a gorgeous scene since he was a child. Glittering fireflies go up and down, and Kongming lanterns with warm light are dotted in the mid-air.

beautiful!

Seeing that Yang Kang didn't speak, Guo Bai stood up directly, and put the money bag in Yang Kang's hand: "You received the gift money before, you let this money bag go, I will work hard to make money... "

Yang Kang came back to his senses, couldn't help but turned his head, and made a mosaic of Guo Bai's head in his heart. It's strange, this hairstyle was not unbearable before, why can't it be unbearable now?

"Can you change my hairstyle?" Yang Kang couldn't bear it anymore, it's fine if he doesn't wear clothes, and it's fine if he has tattoos on his upper body, but can he make his hair more dry? ?

"Ah?" Guo Bai was taken aback for a moment, and immediately said happily: "Change, change, I'll change it right away, you see that you like..."

Direct hairstyle No. [-], No. [-], No. [-]... Changed one by one enough until Yang Kang was satisfied, Guo Bai hugged Yang Kang and shouted: "You didn't object just now, you also took over the purse, So you are my love, and I, Guo Bai, have love..."

Yang Kang: Huh (￣,￣) Did I answer something?

Nothing at all! !

Afterwards, whether it was eating or taking a walk, Guo Bai frantically followed Yang Kang, wishing that Yang Kang would grow on him, and even going to the toilet would never leave him.

"Okay, don't stay by my side, go away..." Yang Kang frowned and pushed Guo Bai, who wanted to get closer to him, out: "It's hot, stay away..."

Guo Bai felt a little wronged, but he still took out his fan enthusiastically: "Qing Yuan Yuan, I'll check your fan..."

"Huh, show love." Qi Xiu'er glanced at Guo Bai and murmured, "Sure enough, brother Daoheng is right. Beating and scolding him is good. If you see a man you like in the future, do you want to rush up and give him a sword?" ?”

Yang Kang, who was so annoyed by Guo Bai, directly ordered him to die and asked him to wander around in other places. He wanted to be quiet! !

Don't ask him who Jing Jing is! !

This thing in front of me is really annoying, the Tathagata Buddha's palm is useless! ! ㄟ (▔, ▔) ㄏ.

Guo Bai, who can't be close to love, has nowhere to release his excitement, so he can only...

"I'm in love, hehe..." Guo Bai smirked, showing off to Qi Xiu'er: "Look, I have a good eye for love, and I actually fell in love with me in the crowd, I have love... "

Qi Xiu'er rolled her eyes, she turned her body away and didn't even think about this idiot, who would be annoyed if she whispered hundreds of words "I'm in love" in her ear.

Guo Bai didn't mind Qi Xiu'er's indifference, he stretched his legs and sat in front of Qi Xiu'er, resting his chin on his hands, looking dreamily at Yang Kang beside the fire: "I have love, I am smart and good-looking, everyone They are all jealous of him, he is my love, Xiuer, congratulate me, I have love..."

"Ahhh, I can't take it anymore..." Qixiu'er stomped her feet on the ground, stomped on Guo Bai's face angrily, pointed at her nose and shouted: "It's great to have love, shut up if you have the ability Ah, if you have the ability to find love, and if you have the ability to shut up, I congratulate you, hum..."

Guo Baite huddled beside Yang Kang in aggrieved manner, and leaned straight into Yang Kang's arms: "Qing Yuan Yuan, look, Qi girl actually yelled at me..."

Yang Kang didn't even raise his eyes, and just dropped a sentence: "You keep pretending, if you want me to say that Xiu'er roars well..."

QAQ... I am wronged, can I still play happily, he just wants to show off, he has suffered so much in the pursuit of love, and finally started the first love in his life in 19 years, can't he still show off and follow Love stays close?

Guo Bai had no choice but to talk to the monk he hated the most. Hmph, fortunately, this little monk is a small one. If he was a big one, he would definitely drive him away. Beggars and Shaolin cannot coexist! !

There are monks without monks, monks without him, this is a matter of principle! !

However, an exception can be made today! ! <). (>

An hour later...

Daoheng was helpless: "Benefactor Guo, I know that you have a relationship, congratulations to the benefactor, but can you stop reciting the Amitabha Buddha? You have made me so excited when I recited Amitabha Buddha, why don't you watch it?" Calm down, Huaben? "

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JJ is so drawn, I can't even reply to the message, it's really terrible, completely terrible! !