The love of ejaculation

"Speaking of which, I seem to be luckier than you?" Guo Bai looked up at the sky and rubbed his chin: "But having said that, if our disciples of the beggar gang sell it for hundreds of years, we may not be able to sell it all. If you can be proficient in business, you don’t need to go begging on the street..."

It's very annoying to say, the same is the thirteen sects of the Jianghu, the little yellow chicken on the edge of the West Lake is very good at doing business, the rich are so rich, and the clothes are yellow and rotten, I'm afraid people don't know that his family is very money! !

Bah, nouveau riche! ! (￣＿,￣)

"Amitabha, that's not what the almsgiver said..." Dao Heng put down his chopsticks: "There is a specialization in art, the disciples of the Beggar Clan are widely distributed, and the information is inquired and transmitted very quickly, which is unmatched by other sects..."

"So the specialty of your sect is to confuse the public and people's hearts, and then trick others into donating money to build a golden body, right?"

Facing his former rival in love, even if he was a child, Guo Bai couldn't help but want to take a stab at him.No way, who made Shaolin's hatred in the beggar gang too high!

"Amitabha, Buddhism is a place to persuade all living beings to be good. It is not to deceive people with evil words. I don't know if the benefactor may have misunderstood my Buddhism." Daoheng stood up with a serious face and saluted solemnly: "The benefactor can express his confusion in his heart, The little monk will definitely know the answer..."

"Hiss..." Guo Bai waved his hands baring his teeth, hugged his calf and begged for mercy in a low voice: "I was wrong, I was just impulsive for a while, can I admit that I am envious and jealous?"

oh?Why do you ask Guo Bai like this? ?

Because of his love, Yang Kang kicked him under the table! !

So Guo Bai hastened to change his words, otherwise it would definitely be Tathagata God's Palm, that hurt! !

Qi Xiu'er hurriedly interjected: "Beggar, please tell me about the situation here, we don't understand it, and are there many rich people in the world here? Do you know rich people? They want to stop the bleeding Drugs like pills? We sell them here..."

Seeing that Dao Heng still wanted to talk, Qi Xiu'er quickly grabbed Dao Heng, and persuaded him: "Oh, I heard someone said that the sect that the Beggar Gang hates the most is your Shaolin, why do you accidentally compete with the Beggar Gang for love? , and they are also beggars, if you want to be tall, they will be low in the dirt, colleagues are enemies, so don't explain, solve the immediate problem and then talk about other..."

Emma, ​​I actually remember this passage so familiarly?When did memory become so good?Really amazing ヾ (≧≦?) o.

"Let me come..." Yang Kang took out his handkerchief, rubbed the corners of his mouth, and said, "In addition to the various small countries in the west, such as Hualazimo, etc., the Song Dynasty is in the south, Mongolia is in the north, and Jin is in the middle. There are powerful forces. Among them, the Song Dynasty is dominated by the Han people, the Jin Kingdom is the Jurchens, and Mongolia is the Mongols. Now the Song Dynasty makes offerings to the Jin Kingdom every year. Although Mongolia has grown rapidly in recent years, the Jin Kingdom will definitely not be able to suppress it, and it will definitely lead to a fierce battle... ..."

"It's so chaotic." Qixiu'er wrung her fingers and thought for a long time: "So Jin Guo is the strongest?"

"No, it can only be said that the Kingdom of Jin was the strongest before..." Guo Bai gulped down a large bowl of porridge, then took the words: "I have been here for so long, not many people in the upper class of the Kingdom of Jin are sober, and the people in the middle and lower classes are too sober." Greedy for power and money, the life of the common people is not easy, it is worse than Tang Da'an Shi Rebellion..."

Thinking of the war in the Tang Dynasty, Guo Bai felt sad. There were so many righteous men in the Tang Dynasty, so many sect disciples went on and on and sacrificed so many people, but they couldn't stop the destruction of the Tang Dynasty. , Guo Bai's mouth was filled with bitterness.

Yang Kang noticed that Guo Bai's mood seemed to be depressed, and he even took off his fluffy "chow chow head". He felt a little uncomfortable, so he couldn't help reaching out and patted Guo Bai.

Guo Bai held Yang Kang's hand instead, gently hooked Yang Kang's palm with his fingers, and smiled at him, Yang Kang was so angry that he wanted to get rid of this stinky beggar whose brain waves were never on the same line.

"What is the Anshi Rebellion?" Qi Xiu'er looked at Daoheng suspiciously: "War?"

Dao Heng shook his head, expressing that he did not understand what Guo Bai said?

"You don't know?" Guo Bai opened his eyes wide in surprise, "What year did you leave?"

"Well, let me think about it." Xiu'er said while thinking back with her finger in her mouth: "Xiu'er is five years old this year, and Tianbao was born in four years. Adding five years means that Tianbao left Datang in ten years..."

"So if I can follow you back to Datang, will I be able to go back to Tianbao for ten years, instead of the date when the Anshi Rebellion happened?"

Guo Bai became excited all of a sudden, stood up and walked back and forth non-stop, muttering to himself: "If I can go back to Tianbao for ten years, then I have four years to inform the heads and the righteous men of the court. So will the people of the world be able to suffer less?"

"Brother Kangkang, what are the beggars talking about?" Qi Xiu'er looked at Guo Bai walking up and down, and could only ask Yang Kang for help with a face that I didn't understand.

"The Anshi Rebellion" Yang Kang paused, glanced at Qixiu'er before continuing, "It was a war waged by Tang generals An Lushan and Shi Siming against the Tang Dynasty from the end of Emperor Xuanzong's reign to the beginning of Emperor Daizong's reign. It lasted eight years in total. It was the turning point of the Tang Dynasty from prosperity to decline, and after that, the Tang Dynasty gradually declined and became history."

"What about Qixiufang? Where's Master Xiaoqi? And the seniors and sisters? How are they doing?" Qixiuer looked at Yang Kang with red eyes: "And my friends?"

Yang Kang shook his head slowly, looked at the tears accumulated in Qixiu'er's eyes and said slowly: "I don't know..."

"Wow, I want to go home, I want a master, I don't sell any medicine, I just want to go home..."

Qixiuer burst into tears, threw the chopsticks in her hand, found the Shenxing card in the bag, and cried to go back, to follow Master Xiao Qi, she would never be lazy again.

"Xiu'er, don't cry." Dao Heng sniffed, took out a script book and stuffed it into Qi Xiu'er's hand: "Didn't you hear that Mr. Guo said that when we left Datang, there were still four years before the Anshi Rebellion? If we If we can replace the medicine in the bag with food earlier, we will not be afraid of another war. It will be possible to rescue the people and rescue the martyrs of the war. We can also collect some weapons in the middle of selling medicine, so we will not be afraid. That one from An Lushan, just shoot him to death..."

Although he knew that if a war really broke out, the brothers in the sect would definitely not just ignore it, and it might even be possible that the entire temple would go down the mountain...

He really wants to go back to Shaolin Temple┭┮﹏┭┮

"Really? If you can really go back, Qixiufang will still be there?" After a while of persuasion, Qixiu'er was finally persuaded, and Qixiu'er was sobbing with red eyes: "Aren't you lying to me?"

"I'm not going to lie to you, really..." Guo Bai quickly said: "When I fell off the cliff, you Qixiu disciples were very powerful on the battlefield with a sword and a Spike Army. Disciple Xiu is very scared..."

Qixiu'er smiled through tears, with a sense of pride: "Of course, our Qixiufang is very powerful. I will also work hard to fight the Spike Army in the future, and catch An Lushan to play as a ball..."

"Yeah, let me play when you get tired, and I'll continue kicking..." Guo Bai nodded repeatedly, agreeing with this proposal. Although An Lushan's bench skills are very good, he is not afraid. Who is he, beggar Help pass on disciples, if you can't beat, master, you old man!

Apprentice, I cheer for you! ! <(￣︶￣)>

If it really doesn't work, let the heads of the thirteen sects come together, and they, the younger brothers, just stand aside as cheerleaders, and then shout together: Come on, head! !

Listen, how powerful you are, how powerful you are when you have many people!

Just thinking about it makes me a little excited!

"But how can Master Guo Shi follow us?" After calming down, Daoheng asked a very critical question: "Before we came here, we had traveled through two worlds, and the money we got from selling the medicine became Food, it is very likely that after returning to the Tang Dynasty, it will be food for the relief of the people, but can we really return to Tianbao for ten years?"

"How did you come to this world in the first place?" Yang Kang thought for a while and suddenly asked: "You must have come to this world for no reason. There must be some trigger point that made you sell medicine in a different world..."

Qixiuer and Daoheng thought about it for a long time, but they didn't come up with any very different places, that is, selling medicine, begging for luck, starving if they can't get it, and watching the people fighting and killing in the rivers and lakes, and it's gone. .

"Wait until you find brother Lingxu and ask him, he is the smartest person among us, he must know..."

Qi Xiu'er thought about it for a long time, but she couldn't figure it out, so she just threw the blame out. Anyway, Lingxu is the smartest, and smart people work more.

Hee hee, I'm so smart! !

No no no, I'm not smart, I'm cute <(￣︶￣)>

The little monk said: This is the first time I went down the mountain, and I am not familiar with going down the mountain. If you have any questions, please ask Lingxu! !

The author has something to say:

I was beaten by someone in the trouble zone yesterday, and a gang of beggars hit me. I really want to torture the gang of beggars, but unfortunately I still can't beat T0T