The love of ejaculation

Another year of Qixi Festival is approaching. Although the Tang Dynasty has been devastated by the Anshi Rebellion, the land has regained its vitality due to the end of the war. It seems that we can find a trace of the prosperity of the past from the bustle of people coming and going in the streets.

"Hey, Qingyuanyuan, I'll take you to put on a peach blossom lantern. This is the first time I put on a peach blossom lantern..."

Guo Bai swung his hands wide and walked on the street in a very stinky posture, for fear that people's eyes would not focus on him.

Disciples from all sects rolled their eyes at this beggar gang disciple who had fluffy hair, tattooed most of his shoulders, and shook his head while humming a little song:

That's right, this person looks like he has a relationship, and he's talking about going out, the one in the blue dress is his relationship?

Why are you so overwhelmed, why don't you come to me (Changge/Zangjian/Chunyang...)?Do you have to find a gang of beggars? ?

Do beggars need love?

Alcohol is enough, but love? ?

Ha ha!

"What are you looking at?" Guo Bai glared at the people around him, and said fiercely: "I, Guo Bai, am a person with love, and I know what I think in my heart. Let me tell you, I am very loyal to my love, You don't have any ideas, I'll beat you if you see it again!"

A certain Wanhua: Hehe, come on, heads-up!

A certain Qixiu: Hehe, come on, heads-up!

A certain five poisons: Hehe, come on, heads-up!

While talking, he clenched his fists and waved his hands, looking at the eyes of the disciples of other sects around him as if they were watching a monkey show, Guo Bai put down his hands embarrassingly, looked left and right as if this group of people did not exist, and the disciples of other sects lost again when they saw this. Rolling their eyes, the group let out a heck, except for some disciples, they all dispersed.

After all, today is the Qixi Festival, and the most important thing is to spend the festival with love, and the beggar gang will settle accounts later!

"Eh..." Guo Bai shook his head in embarrassment, trying to think of explanations in his mind: "Just now... I was... joking with them, that... we are... more generous... what are you kidding?" of……"

After talking for a long time, except for the peddlers on the street, and other people's talking and laughing, I didn't hear Yang Kang's voice. I turned my head in doubt and found Yang Kang walking back holding a piece of paper.

There seems to be something on the paper...

Thinking of something, Guo Bai's eyes lit up, he jumped up and said excitedly: "Qingyuanyuan, is this a love letter to me? Why don't you wrap it in an envelope?"

He stretched out his hand and wanted to take it, but Yang Kang turned around lightly and staggered Guo Bai's hand. Guo Bai was taken aback, and immediately smiled: "Qing Yuan Yuan is shy? Don't be shy, I will also write a letter to you later. You, when we are old, we will take it out and remember this moment together, how wonderful it is!"

Yang Kang glanced at him, thinking of the eyes of other people along the way just now, and silently unfolded the paper in his hand: I don't know him!

As soon as Guo Bai saw this word, Guo Bai immediately felt aggrieved. Regardless of the fact that it was a street, he pounced on Yang Kang with a sound of ┗｀O′┛嗤…, and kept asking Yang Kang: "Why?? Why?? Beggars are wronged , beggars want to speak!"

"If you don't walk like that, I'll put it away?" Yang Kang naturally stalked Guo Bai, and said viciously in his ear, "You can't walk properly anymore?"

"I'm just happy..." Guo Bai glanced at Yang Kang unhappily: "And walking like that is so pompous, if you don't have love, you can't walk like this, you will be beaten by other brothers..."

Faced with such an answer, Yang Kang could only slander silently: With this kind of thinking, it is really difficult for you beggars to find love!

"Wow? Who was yelling just now?" A soldier in silver armor and red clothes trotted over on a majestic big black horse, and asked straight away, "Who is talking nonsense? Who is it?"

Guo Bai raised his head and chest, looked directly at the soldiers on the horse, and said in a low voice, "What's wrong with me?"

Well, very good, the posture is very good, the voice is very good, today's dress, well, chow chow beggar's head, Ding Guoyi, is perfect, 360 degrees without dead ends, showing the charm and calmness of being a beggar gang disciple to my love .

Qingyuanyuan must like me who is so mature!

Thinking of Qing Yuanyuan's eyes shining brightly makes me very excited!

The soldiers on horseback looked Guo Bai up and down, then turned their eyes to Yang Kang, pointed at Guo Bai and asked, "Are you his love?"

"Yes, what's the problem?" Yang Kang asked calmly, "It seems that we haven't violated the law?"

"You didn't break the law, but you hindered me from performing my official duties..." The red-clothed soldier turned his head and raised his eyebrows at Guo Bai: "Obviously they are a gang of beggars, but they insist on howling like our stratagem, and howling like this, and howling like this! , are you ready to abandon the beggar gang and join my strategy?"

"It's a good idea, the Beggar Gang is the best sect, and I've liked him all my life! (Daily brainwashing is completed)" Guo Bai countered directly: "Besides, the country's laws and regulations are written... It's your specific language for Tiance ? You translate it for me, you said it was Tiance's specific language, did the wolf agree?"

"My Tiance Mansion is Dongdu Wolf, why can't I use the word...?" The red-clothed soldier flicked his wrist, and a silver gun appeared in his hand, pointing at Guo Bai and asking, "Do you have any opinions?"

Return Dongdu wolf?Not a husky code?You are good at what you do, who told you that you are a member of Tiance Mansion, and have the power to hunt down peddlers and drive out beggars!

For the sake of life, I endure!

"No objection." Guo Bai rolled his eyes and asked angrily, "What's the matter with you looking for me?"

"Can't I come to you if I have nothing to do?" The red-clothed soldier raised his eyelids, retracted his silver gun and said leisurely, "I just want to see what love is like in the beggar gang!"

What the hell, I don't even have a romantic relationship yet, but this stinky beggar gang actually has a romantic relationship, how did I find it?

"Hmph, just say it if you're envious." Guo Bai snorted angrily, gave the red-clothed soldier a look of embarrassment, turned around and pulled Yang Kang forward, not bothering to talk to this boring guy.

The two threw off the red-clothed soldiers and walked down the street holding hands. Guo Bai felt the warmth of his hands and couldn't help but look at Yang Kang with a "hehe" smirk.

"What are you laughing at?" Yang Kang was helpless, the person in front of him always liked to play a rogue, but he couldn't get bored, so he could only pinch his waist fiercely in the end: "What's the matter?"

Are you unhappy because you met that Tiance mansion?

Why are you laughing when you are not happy?

"I'm very happy when I think of you by my side. When I'm happy, I want to laugh, so I just laugh!" Guo Bai smiled and shook the hands we held together, with a satisfied expression on his face: "It's not easy to find someone you like. It's easy, but it's not easy to find a relationship that you like, and it's even more difficult if the other person also likes you, so I feel really happy!"

Thinking of the details of the two of them from the palace to the return to the Tang Dynasty, Yang Kang held Guo Bai's hand back hard, not dissatisfied with the sweat on the palm of his hand, and raised his chin slightly: "Well, seeing that you are happy, then I will also I'm barely happy..."

As he said that, his face was a little red, and he felt very embarrassed. He quickly pointed to a scholar on the street who was talking to pigeons and asked, "Can he understand pigeons?"

Guo Bai glanced at the scholar dressed as a Confucian scholar, and explained: "That's a person from the Changgemen. He usually likes to call himself a pigeon, so occasionally when he gets in the mood, he will coo like a pigeon. The sun requires watering to grow well, and the other reason is that there are not many places in Wanhua Valley that have the sun, and I like the sun, so I call myself this way."

As he said that, Guo Bai poked around, seeing that no one was looking at them, he stuck his head out of the blue and clicked on Yang Kang's mouth, and continued: "There are many interesting, delicious, interesting stories and interesting people in this Tang Dynasty. , I will take you to find out one by one, our goal is to live happily to 100 years old, and go to Huangquan Sansheng road together."

"Okay." Yang Kang turned his head and nodded on Guo Bai's mouth, as if he didn't pay attention to it: "Hey, your return..."

"Wow! Kissed, kissed!" A child next to him opened his hands to cover his eyes, and screamed, "I didn't see anything, I didn't see you kissing!"

"Stinky boy, why are you here?" Guo Bai couldn't mention the little boy with his thighs high, and said with dissatisfaction, "Why don't you go to the apricot blossom forest and run here?"

"Oh, let me go, let me go." The little boy barked his teeth and claws in the air, trying to break free from Guo Bai's big hand.It's a pity that after working for a long time, except for sweating, there was no result.

"The gang leader is back..." The little boy lowered his head in a loud voice, "Let me call you..."

"Really?" Guo Bai was really pleasantly surprised. You must know that he hasn't seen his master since he returned to Datang. It's been so long since he hasn't seen his master. He won't be angry when he hears the little boy's answer. The little boy interrupted the Qixi Festival between him and Yang Kang, so he quickly put down the little boy and asked repeatedly: "When did you come back, where is it? I'll go see him now..."

"Humph" the little boy tugged at his deer hat unhappily, curled his lips and said, "You can go directly to the sub-altar in Yangzhou City, I won't go back, I still have to go to the moat to watch the fireworks... "

After finishing speaking, he looked at Yang Kang who was beside Guo Bai, raised his face and said seriously: "Big Brother, if you want to kick Senior Brother Guo in the future, you can consider me... ah... it hurts..."

"Go away, brat, how dare you poach the corner of the senior brother's wall, looking for a beating..." Guo Bai slapped the little boy on the back, then lifted the little boy and threw it behind him without hesitation, turning around and facing him. Yang Kang said solemnly: "Children must be beaten. If you don't beat them for three days, you will go to the house to expose the tiles!"

"You were also like this when you were young?" Yang Kang asked Guo Bai with a smile while walking: "It's really fun to help you..."

Guo Bai froze, and then protested: "Isn't that true? Would someone as handsome as me be like a brat?"

"Well, it's not like that. Even though I tried a hundred times without success, I was kind enough to accept you in the end." Yang Kang waved his hands and walked ahead with a half-smile: "Let's go, don't you want to see you?" Master?"

The author has something to say: I want to finish this article before September, but now it's the 9th, it's a bit convenient! !