The love of ejaculation

Ever since the merchants in Datang promoted the "Love You Forever" Valentine's Day, Guo Bai, as a gang of beggars, and even a gang of beggars who can't beat any sect in a fight now, his head is getting bigger! !

What gift should I give to Qingyuanyuan?

What kind of gift can a few coppers in one's bag afford?

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Beggars are uncomfortable, what should beggars do?

The sad beggars walked from the street to the end of the street, and then from the end of the street to the street.

Can't afford it! !

All the small money earned is with Qingyuanyuan, he has no money! !

The frantic beggar crouched helplessly on the ground with his head in his arms, like an abandoned chow chow dog, looking extremely pitiful.

A hidden disciple walked out of the shop with a bag of gifts...

A Changge disciple vacated the store, but behind him was a famous attendant holding the gift he bought...

A disciple of the Medicine Sect who just came out of the rivers and lakes went out with a gift...

what happened?Didn't it mean that the medicine sect is in that old place in Changbai Mountain?

Isn't that place very poor, how can there be money to buy gifts? ?

Disciple of Medicine Sect: Are you polite?Have you heard of Changbai Mountain ginseng and Changbai Mountain medicinal materials?

Isn't that money? ?

Just when the beggar thought that the "Love You Forever" festival would be ruined, he suddenly heard an invitation from the street: "Come and have a look on the way, as long as you dance on stage, you will have a chance to win a prize. The maximum prize is [-]." Gold!"

Twenty gold! !Twenty gold! !The beggar jumped up in surprise. Is this what people call another village?

Love love love! !

Boss, to tell you the truth, I can dance until you go bankrupt, look at my body full of tendons, look at my abundant strength, it looks like a good seed for dancing.

Joyfully registered, the beggar, who was going to be a worker all night, decided to write a letter to his family, telling him that he would not come back, let him go to bed early, and stop thinking about clinging to him every day, hum (tsundere) Face)!

Love and fate:? ?Who sticks? ?

After whistling, Xiaoguai obediently landed on the beggar's shoulder: "Little boy, I'll write a letter to Qing Yuanyuan, and you can take it back to me..."

The little boy was so angry that he pecked a few beggars: he is a falcon, not the silly carrier pigeon at home.

"Oh, you don't talk, you agree if you don't talk..." Beggar happily took out a pen and paper, and wrote one word at a time:

Love and fate:

Master asked me to discuss important matters in the help, I was so tired, I really wanted to sleep, but I was so good, so Master held me tight, you go to bed early, don’t wait for me!

Beggar thought for a while and added:

What is love doing?I'm thinking of you (ˇ??ˇ) thinking——

Putting pen to paper: The Chow Chow Calcium I love the most

"Go, go..." The beggar rolled up the letter and tied it on the little boy's leg, held the little boy in both hands and threw it into the air, waving his hands and shouting: "Go early, come back early, I'll wait for you!"

Xiaoguai: Are you polite?Are you polite?

Pidianpidian received the ribbon under the stage and put on the big red flower handed over by the store.

Uh, this flower doesn't seem to match his fluffy hair? ?

Forget it, just take it if you have the money.

Le Taotao jumped on the stage, raised her hands, twisted her waist, I'll go, I'll twist, I'll go, let's go, young and old, come and have a look! !

The dancing beggars are the best beggars, and the applause and cheers from the audience are so exciting, isn't it because I am the beggar among beggars on the stage?

Jumping to the exciting part, the first and second young masters threw a gold leaf onto the stage.

Who is on stage?

It's the beggar gang. As an excellent beggar gang, looking around and listening to all directions is the basic operation. How could this little golden leaf escape his sharp eyes.

I twist, I straddle, I reach out, babble! !Grab it! !

The beggar who came down from the stage smiled and took the arrow with squinted eyes, and shot at the target!

Hit... As expected of me! !

The shopkeeper took down the red envelope and opened it on the spot... ten copper plates.

It's still very good, the beggar secretly decided to change his outfit later and sign up, and he must win the [-] gold tonight! !

"Xiao Guai, are you back so soon?" Beggar scratched his head in doubt when he saw Xiao Guai on his shoulders, "Let me see what Qing Yuan Yuan wrote for me?"

Xiaoguai: I didn't leave at all! !

Opening the note excitedly, there is only one sentence and a picture on it;

You ask what am I doing?I'm watching you dance on stage! !

The picture below is the beggar general Cai's enchanting dance on the stage.

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The beggar turned around stiffly, isn't his love behind him?

There is no Valentine's Day full of love this year, only beggars who died in society! !

The author has something to say:

I was numb, and I found out that the article I posted was only more than 100 words for some reason, and the original manuscript was not saved, so I recoded it again, /(ㄒoㄒ)/——

A short Valentine's Day episode, um, Sahua will end tomorrow! !