After the love catastrophe, the emperor can't stop loving me

Some people are alive, but they are actually dead.

For example, Qing Changyuan.

Some people are dead, but they are still alive.

For example, Yunxi.

Yunxi was tied upright in the straw mat, thinking that Qing Changyuan was a miser and a cheapskate.

He couldn't understand it, was he so fooled?

You are a majestic queen, he can't even have a golden nanmu?

How about eight sedan chairs when you get married?Just come out here?That's it?

Among other things, the little eunuch threw him off at least five times!

Si Ming comforted: "Anyway, you are still wrapped in a straw mat. In this life, the emperor, after the country was broken, jumped from the tower and fell to pieces."

Yunxi: "..."

Thanks, I was not comforted.

However, these words reminded Yun Xi that it was Si Ming's predetermined ending for Qing Chang Yuan, but since he came, he naturally wanted to save him.

Thinking of this, Yunxi lay peacefully on his rumbling scooter, facing the bright moon, and began to think about major events in life.

Of course, it is a major event in Qing Changyuan's life.

Qing Changyuan ascended the throne at the age of 16, and hiccupped at the age of 20, and three months before he hiccupped, the story was still in the stage of crying and shouting with his white moonlight.

That is to say, it took only three months for a group of self-made uprisings with hoes to successfully overthrow a group of people with swords. After the overthrow of Qing Changyuan, the ministers changed to the emperor and continued to be ministers, and the common people continued to be the common people. .

...Is this because the world is beautiful, but Qing Tyrant Chang Yuan is very irritable?

No.

Although Qing Changyuan is irritable, it is not that he completely ignores the government. In other words, he is too rational, except for the brutality of killing wherever he goes. In terms of policies, Qing Tyrant is also unique.

For example, for fraud and theft, the former emperor was thrown in prison for a few days.

With a wave of Qing Changyuan's pen, he chopped off his fingers, one at a time.

Another example is the abduction and trafficking of children. The former emperor was thrown into prison for several months.

With two swipes of Qing Changyuan's pen, he chopped off his feet, one at a time.Feet are not enough, hands come together.

Another example, the first woman, the former emperor threw her into a big prison for several years.

Qing Changyuan swiped the pen three times, chopped... ahem, and beheaded if he committed the crime again. Of course, the criminal will usually have no worldly desires after being convicted once.

There are also drug dealers who send them as flower fertilizer, embezzlers who take them away and hang them on the wall, and so on.

After he ascended the throne, there were constant screams in the government offices of all counties and counties, and everyone in the court was in danger from top to bottom. It can be said that the country will be destroyed because of this, but it is not impossible.

But it happened for the same reason.

Qing Changyuan's methods are fierce and straightforward, except for the pair of goddamn unscrupulous parents mentioned in the preface, and because of the violent, gloomy, bloodthirsty, cruel, vicious and angry anger generated by the pair of parents or something, some of these messes have nothing to do with it. Yes, all manifested as a headache.

Yes, headache.

I have a headache all the time, and the pain is so bad that I am hysterical in the dark.

How should I put it, Qing Changyuan had to work very hard so as not to drag everyone present to die together.

And a person who has a headache so hard to maintain a normal life can still carry out a large-scale escape activity with that Bai Yueguang, that is, Yun Xi's brother, which is the so-called fate of love.

That's right, Bai Yueguang, who has magical attributes, hasn't seen His Majesty so relaxed for a long time.

After so many years, you are the first man who can soothe His Majesty's illness.

And what is more bloody than being betrayed by a man who can comfort his illness, than losing the country and him?

The lost country is lost by him.

Of course, the above are all from Si Ming's words, and Yunxi is ready to turn the tide and change her destiny to reach the pinnacle of her life.

After all, how old is Qing Changyuan this year...

Yes, Yunxi asked: "How old is Qing Changyuan?"

Siming replied: "Eighteen."

Yun Xi was taken aback for a moment, and couldn't help but said sadly: "I'm such a beast!"

Si Ming also said: "It's very self-aware."

The very self-aware beast cast asides himself, and at the same time summed up the three most important points to turn the tide and change the destiny to the pinnacle of life.

First, cure Qing Changyuan's headache.

Second, don't give Qing Changyuan the opportunity to contact other men, especially Bai Yueguang, and avoid some nonsense.

Third, if one or two are achieved, and the insurgents still want to revolt, before they rise, use money or violence to disintegrate them.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and whether it is one, two or three, Yun Xi has to build a good relationship with Qing Changyuan first.

He wants to protect Qing Changyuan's weak heart who has been bullied.

Only by letting him feel the beauty of the world can he pass on this beauty.

Si Ming said: "If you don't make a sound, just use brain waves to transmit it underground."

When he came back to his senses, the little waiter who was dragging the small cart had already started to lift his feet wrapped in straw mats.

The first step in cultivating a wise emperor through the ages is to have your own henchman.

Very well, it is you, the man I have chosen.

Fu Gui, a man who is not actually a man, doesn't know what he is about to encounter.

Half of his soul was scared away by the empress who accidentally killed his life by fighting with His Majesty on the second day of his wedding, and half of his soul was scared away by the empress who he was lucky enough to choose to deal with his life soul.

While dragging the small scooter desperately, Fugui was thinking, could this be the last part of his life?

When he was carrying the empress's leg desperately, Fugui was affirming that he was dealing with such an important secret matter, how could he survive when he went back?

Thinking of the rumored servants who were thrown into wells, rivers, mountains and valleys, Fugui couldn't help crying bitterly over his miserable fate.

Weeping and crying, I heard someone ask, "What are you crying for?"

Fu Gui wiped away his tears, and replied: "The Empress is dead, and I, I am going to die too..."

Yunxi was a little moved, "Then you don't have to cry, I'm not dead yet."

Fugui: "?"

He looked at the twisted straw mat and wiped his eyes blankly.

And the people in the straw mat were still arguing with him in good spirits, "We will go back no matter what you do to get me out..."

Before he finished speaking, Yunxi only heard a thud, and everything returned to silence.

Yun Xi twisted a few more times, and was a bit speechless, "Actually, I can walk by myself..."

"...Otherwise, you let me out and faint again?"

...

Not to mention how difficult it was for Yunxi to pull himself out, and how difficult it was to drag the small cart to drag back the little waiter who looked thinner but was actually surprisingly heavy.

Qing Changyuan here is still very angry.

Just like a joke, the man insulted him casually, and then died very casually.

Qing Changyuan angrily ordered Yunxi's body to be disposed of, angrily shut up everyone, and angrily asked Wangcai to prepare bath water for him.

Angry again...cleaning my body.

The sound of water rushing, Qing Changyuan's ears were red, the eye circles were red, the tip of his nose was red, making his usually stiff and gloomy face a little more lively.

As early as on the way to kill the thief with his hands, he felt something wet winding down, but now that he could clean it well, he became more aware of what it was.

For a whole afternoon and evening, Qing Changyuan soaked in the pool.

Wangcai leaned against the door with a mahogany tray in his hand, listening to the loud or small splash of water inside the door, he dared not make a sound.

He is also one of the rare people who has been by Qing Changyuan's side early on.

But looking at it step by step, Wang Cai cannot deny that His Majesty's madness is getting worse and worse.

Not to mention that she is the empress empress carefully selected by the ministers.

The Bai family is the most prosperous aristocrat in Kyoto. They have been officials for generations, and they are all in the third grade of the dynasty. They are more or less related to his family, and they are all involved.

It's just that Mr. Bai is over half a hundred years old, and he has the dignity of an only son, so he won't be so easy to fight...

Furthermore, I heard that the young master is also extremely gentle, elegant, Zhong Lingyu, talented and beautiful, it is really a pity.

Thinking about it, Wangcai lowered his head even lower.

Your Majesty said to keep it a secret and not spread it to outsiders, but for such a big matter, there are so many eyes and ears in the palace, it is hard to hide it, when the time comes...

Thinking of the grand event that half of the courtiers in the court had to butt their heads against Zhuer on the day of the forced marriage, Wang Cai could almost imagine the encirclement and suppression of His Majesty by those ministers in the morning court tomorrow or the next day.

Facts have proved that he was right.

In the early morning of the next day, in the resplendent palace, as soon as Qing Changyuan sat on the dragon chair, he suddenly felt like a piece of delicious meat being stared at by a group of ferocious wolves.

The first two rows of wolves wear crimson robes, the middle two rows of wolves wear purple court clothes, and the last two rows of wolves wear blue court clothes.

All the wolves are waiting for Wangcai's order, and they will export to snatch food.

Sure enough, Wangcai let out a long cry, "Let's play if there is something to do, and leave the court if there is nothing to do", and the wolf in red attacked first.

This is the prime minister, an old man with a white beard who has gone through three dynasties.

He looked at Qing Changyuan with a restrained gaze, "Your Majesty, I heard a rumor yesterday, so I ask Your Majesty to clarify."

Qing Changyuan still had a face that couldn't see any blood, and his words were as cold as a knife, he said: "Since you know it's a rumor, why do you need to explain it?"

The prime minister was choked, and the gray hair on his head was about to go white on the spot.

Master Han next to him hastily added firepower, "Your Majesty, the ministers really care about His Majesty, and are afraid that His Holy Name will be damaged."

Qing Changyuan's eyelids drooped: "Are you concerned about Gu's harem?"

Master Su firmly said: "Your Majesty's food, clothing, housing and transportation needs my attention. I am loyal and loyal. I just want to know, is the empress still safe?"

Qing Changyuan's expression was cold: "Well, how will you be?"

...

It has to be said that Qing Changyuan is much calmer today, compared to the violent anger before, it is more gloomy and decadent.

He has been seamlessly switching between these two states on weekdays, with his expressionless and dejected face, choking a group of ministers to their faces as black as the bottom of a pot, speechless.

After choking on Su Cheng, Liu Huangzhang, the finale Master Bai Chunbai came out.

He burst into tears when he appeared on the stage, and knelt and kowtowed towards the steps.

Qing Changyuan subconsciously leaned back in the chair, for fear of being splashed with blood.

But Lord Bai didn't knock so hard, he just shouted out of grief: "Your Majesty, I heard that my son... I love my son, the pain is unbearable..."

How can you talk about private matters before the court?

But Bai Chun can suppress Zhunqing Zhang Yuan so that he can't come up with such a person. His disrespect can be said to be that he can't bear the pain of losing his son. At that time, who will care about the etiquette and impoliteness?

It can only be said that the emperor did not distinguish between good and evil, and killed the queen in one day.

All these years, he has given out porridge and handed out money, and given his son so many false names, isn't it just to wait for this day?

But that day did come sooner.

Master Bai was beating his abacus loudly and crying miserably, "My son..."

He has only one son, as for Yunxi, he is just an illegitimate son who died for him.

That's all there is to it.

When Bai Chun asked Yun Xi to replace his son into the palace, he never thought that Yun Xi would come out alive.

Even if Qing Changyuan let him live, he wouldn't.

However, he really did not expect that after entering the palace, Qing Changyuan would not let him live for even one day.

When he got the news, he was already in the middle of the night. He discussed with a group of courtiers until dawn.

Again with a sad face, there is really a bit of worried melancholy and sadness.

Master Bai's voice was full of emotions, and it made people cry: "I have a son, but I just got married the day before yesterday, and I heard the bad news yesterday...Even if, even if your majesty blames me again, I just want to see my son again, and I hope your majesty will let me see my son." .”

Those below were crying and shouting, while those above were silent, as if they were watching a monkey show.

The more I watch it, the more I feel that this monkey show is lackluster.

Finally, Qing Changyuan interrupted him, "Where did Mr. Bai hear the bad news?"

Master Bai choked, "Chen, Chen..."

This person is afraid that even his brain has been emptied by wine and sex.

Not wanting to see their dirty thoughts anymore, Qing Changyuan yawned, and slightly lifted his eyelids, Wangcai understood.

He was about to call back and tell the people below to get out of here quickly.

Then I heard the palace gate knocking lightly.

A voice as crisp as spring water (Yun Xi felt it to himself) came from the back of the hall, "Who wants to see me?"

The author has something to say:

Yunzai: I'll mess with it!

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Merry Chrismas!Wait for a certain light to get up and give out red envelopes! (I know what you want more, quick, quick pout!

A certain light found that as long as Wangcai was beaten, it would sharpen its claws... its heart is to be punished! (Quiet Mimi cut it all while it was asleep

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