I have nothing to do

This is already the third convenience store I passed by, and it seems unreasonable not to go in and take a look around.

Weng Chi and Yan Yu looked at each other tacitly, and then walked into the convenience store together.

After Yan Yu went in, she didn't know what to buy, and there seemed to be nothing in the convenience store that was worth running out at two o'clock in the morning.

This convenience store is small, and Yan Yu finally took two sandwiches after turning around in embarrassment. He didn't dare to look back at Weng Chi who was following him. Without going to see what Weng Chi bought, he hurriedly took the sandwich to the counter to check out.

After Weng Chi came in, he followed Yan Yu. He looked at Yan Yu for a while, looked at the drinks, then looked at the snacks, and then stopped for a long time in front of the daily necessities shelf, looking like he wanted to buy everything but didn't buy anything. He almost thought He went over to Yan Yu and told Yan Yu that he could buy whatever he wanted, and he would pay for it, but although he had drunk too much, he still had reason, and he knew not to embarrass Yan Yu.

But Yan Yu was not embarrassed, he was the one who was embarrassed. When he got to the counter, he realized that his hands were empty. After Yan Yu paid the bill, he consciously moved to the side. Weng Chi stood aside and looked at the cashier and Yan Yu at the same time. .

"Sir, you?"

"Oh, this." Weng Chi hurriedly took a box with painted chocolates from the shelf on the counter and handed it to the cashier. Then he felt that one box was too small, so he took another box of strawberries.

After paying the bill, Weng Chi and Yan Yu walked out of the convenience store. Yan Yu gave Weng Chi a sandwich in the bag, saying that he might be hungry at this hour after drinking.

"I don't know if you like it or not..."

"I like to eat, I'm just hungry." Weng Chi quickly took it, and then took out the chocolate from his bag, and he also handed it to Yan Yu, saying to Yan Yu to eat.

Yan Yu looked down at the box in Weng Chi's hand, but didn't answer it.

"Take it, I still have a box." Weng Chi shook the box in his hand again, seeing that Yan Yu still didn't mean to pick it up, he wondered if Yan Yu was embarrassed, it seemed that few people would take others whole For snacks, they are all taken apart and then shared.

Thinking of this, Weng Chi wanted to remove the box and take out the chocolates, but when he removed it, Weng Chi realized something was wrong.

The box is light and then...

Weng Chi found that there were pieces inside...

He quickly took a closer look at the outer packaging box. There was a large piece of chocolate painted on the box. Under the chocolate was the English logo of a convenience store chain. Below the logo was a line of small words:

Natural Latex Condoms - Chocolate.

Well, there are still 12 packs, quite a lot.

The number is S size.

It is also divided into sizes, which is very considerate.

Weng Chi raised his head and saw Yan Yu looking at him with a red face and pursed lips.

"Listen to my explanation..." Weng Chi squeezed out his teeth, "Well, I just took it casually, I didn't look carefully at what it was, and then I don't know, right? If I know it's this I definitely can't let you eat..."

"Ah, yes." Yan Yu nodded quickly, "I don't know how to eat."

"It's not a question of whether you can eat it, well, yes, you can't eat it, because this is not edible, anyway, I took it wrong."

"Okay, okay, you took it wrong."

"It's really wrong," Weng Chi felt that the wine he drank was a little bit hot at the moment, and he explained hurriedly, "Even if I really bought this, I wouldn't buy the S size, it doesn't match."

"..."

"Too small." Weng Chi gestured, "Mine has..."

Seeing that Weng Chi was in a hurry, Yan Yu hurriedly stopped him: "That Weng Chi, are you okay, I see that your neck is red, are you feeling very uncomfortable?"

"I'm not uncomfortable," Weng Chi suddenly felt dizzy after saying this sentence. He swayed and was supported by Yan Yu, "I just have a headache, I have to tell you clearly."

"You can talk about it later, let's go and sit on the side first."

"I'm not tired, I have to tell you."

"I'm tired, I want to sit down, can you accompany me?" Yan Yu looked at Weng Chi with a confused look, knowing that he was a little confused, Yan Yu coaxed Weng Chi back to the convenience store table Sitting there, he sent a WeChat message to the old man, asking him to come and help him. With his thin body of more than 1.7 meters, he couldn't get back Weng Chi, who was more than 1.8 meters.

Fortunately, the old man was not asleep yet. After Yan Yu sent him the location, the old man said to wait, he will come right away.

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When Weng Chi woke up, he found himself on the bed in the hotel room.

He looked around and found that the old man was sleeping on the sofa not far away, while Yan Yu was leaning against his bed with his eyes closed.

Weng Chi looked down at his upper body, then lifted the quilt to look at his lower body.

Fortunately, the underwear is still on, but no matter how much it is, there will be no more.

"Are you awake?" Yan Yu was just dozing off, and he woke up when Weng Chi woke up, "Take a shower first, I'll go buy breakfast."

"Don't go." Weng Chi called to stop Yan Yu. He didn't know what was going on now. He only remembered that he and Yan Yu went to the convenience store and bought condoms as chocolates. He would remember the rest Not quite sure.

"It's fine to have breakfast at the hotel." Weng Chi saw that Yan Yu had dark circles under his eyes. Although Yan Yu usually has dark circles, today's ones are particularly dark. "Why are you and Cheng Xinyuan here?"

"You still have the nerve to ask?" Cheng Xinyuan also woke up, his hair was messed up, his head looked like a bird's nest, "You were really ashamed last night, I will never go to that convenience store in my life."

"What's wrong with me?" Weng Chi asked carefully.

"Don't talk about it, I'm afraid you'll be embarrassed." Cheng Xinyuan walked over to Weng Chi's bed with his slippers and sat down, "I have to continue to sleep now, no one can stop me, Xiaoyan also goes back to the room to sleep Well, I was tossed all night."

"What's wrong with me?! Don't be foolish!" Weng Chi threw his arms around Cheng Xinyuan's neck and threw him onto the bed, "Be lenient when you confess, and strict when you resist!"

"I'm stupid, I'm dying, I'm dying, the hero, spare your life!!" Cheng Xinyuan was firmly suppressed by Weng Chi, he hurriedly begged for mercy,

"Good man! Good man, listen to me, you didn't do anything last night, you just insisted on taking off your pants, saying that you took them out of your pocket to show Yan Yu, and you even went to tell the cashier that you took the wrong number and change the number for you! "

"...You lied!" Weng Chi tightened his arms again, Cheng Xinyuan kicked his legs and called Yan Yu for help, Yan Yu also persuaded Cheng Xinyuan to let go of him in a soft voice, he was not lying.

"Look, if you don't believe me, you have to believe Xiaoyan!"

Weng Chi let go, he just wanted to find a hole in the ground to get in.

"I'll just say it, don't say it, don't say it, to save you face, you still want me to say it." Cheng Xinyuan quickly stood up, and then ran back to the sofa in a hurry, "Next time if you don't know how to drink, drink less, you Drunkenness is different from others, you still have a delay."

"Don't, don't talk, you two go back to sleep." Weng Chi got back into the bed, and silently pulled the quilt to cover his head, "Let me destroy it!"

"Don't destroy it, it won't happen, it's just embarrassment, it's okay, I'm a skilled worker when it comes to embarrassment." Cheng Xinyuan comforted Weng Chi with a smile, "Besides, Xiaoyan was worried about you being choked on vomit yesterday. For a long time, you can't just destroy it casually. Of course, the main credit is still on me. I carried you back. You don't know how heavy you are. Then why did you slip away in the afternoon in order to repay my life-saving grace? Go to Liangxi, get the author done for me, and be more enthusiastic when you meet the author, don't always put on a frigid face."

"I'm indifferent?!" Weng Chi lifted the quilt again and straightened his neck to distinguish, "You don't know how enthusiastic I am!"

"Quickly save it." Cheng Xinyuan gave Weng Chi a contemptuous look, "How enthusiastic can you be if you use size S."

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tt this matter, um, I have seen a joint name with a cartoon brand before, really, I can't see it at all...