This marriage is always inseparable
Chapter 2
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After all, Jiang Zhitang failed to complete the divorce before leaving, so he left Xiaosha in the pet shop, and set off for the recording location of the first episode of "Let's Challenge, Man" - Fengcheng.
After getting out of the car and taking pictures, he turned on the camera and followed him. The host who had been on the scene for a long time saw him and his eyes lit up.
"Let's welcome the next guest here, the new generation of young singers, the powerful singer who swept the three major Golden Melody Awards with his album "Light"——Jiang Zhitang!"
After Jiang Zhitang listened to the host's flattery, he bent down to shake her hand with a smile on his face, and then turned to greet the guests who came before him.
"Hi everyone, I'm Jiang Zhitang—" Before he finished speaking, he saw a familiar face among the people opposite.
"Lu Ye?"
When Lu Ye saw Jiang Zhitang's unexpected expression, he was secretly happy in his heart, but on the surface he opened his eyes slightly, pretending to have the same surprised expression as Jiang Zhitang.
Lu Ye adjusted his tone, intending to say the classic "Long time no see", but Jiang Zhitang spoke before him.
"Didn't you have a car accident?"
Other guests, hosts and all staff present: ? ? ? ! ! ! !
Me? !Is the opening so exciting! !
I only know that these two are arguing for divorce recently, but I don't know that the fight is so life-and-death!
As soon as Jiang Zhitang finished speaking, the scene fell into a deathly silence.
The other three guests pretended that nothing happened in a tacit understanding, and turned their heads to look at the scenery.
The host and the director looked at each other more tacitly, and they both saw from each other's eyes that this episode of the show was about to explode in ratings.
Jiang Zhitang recovered from the shock just now, realized that what he said was inappropriate, and was about to change the topic when he saw Lu Ye slapping his head on the opposite side.
Lu Ye: "Ah yes, I have concussion sequelae, I forgot just now."
Jiang Zhitang: ...
He met Lu Ye who had no tacit understanding with him, but Lu Ye suddenly smiled at him.
Jiang Zhitang stared at Lu Ye for a long time, but still couldn't hold back and curled the corners of his mouth secretly.There is no way, Lu Ye's smile is too contagious, his eyes are bright, like a little fool who always begs for snacks.
The atmosphere at the scene was quickly broken by Lu Ye's laughter, and the host quickly picked up the conversation.
"Okay, then our five permanent guests of "Let's Challenge, Man" are here..."
The other three guests are this year's new actor, comedian who has been in various variety shows all year round, and idol actor Xiaosheng Chu Gong.
The director saw the lineup from the side and nodded very satisfied. The actor is in charge of the show, the comedian is in charge of adjusting the atmosphere, Jiang Zhitang and Lu Ye are a pair of "resentful couple" Shura field, not to mention Lu Ye's opponent Chu Gong!
It is rumored that these two people have recently competed for resources to the point of life and death. Two days ago, the teams of the two sides even fought openly and secretly for the male lead of an idol drama.
In the end, it was Lu Ye's agent, Lin Wen, who came out on top.Lu Ye was fixed in that idol drama, but before signing the contract, he suddenly changed his mind and came to the variety show "Challenge, Man".
After Chu Gong heard the news, he thought this cake was better, and the male one who was fooled by the director and threw it away came here.
The director touched his middle-aged beer belly and felt that the spring of his career was coming!
How do you say something?Destined to meet thousands of miles away!It's fate that he wants to come, it's really unstoppable!
Lu Ye absently listened to the host's introduction of the rules, but from the corner of his eye he always secretly looked at Jiang Zhitang who was separated by a person.
He hasn't been able to take a good look at Jiang Zhitang for a long time. Before Jiang Zhitang flew abroad to play experimental music with his teacher, he didn't see anyone for more than two months. When he came back, the two divorced. Lu Ye was afraid that he would say something irreparable in his anger. , and moved out that night.
Jiang Zhitang lost some weight when he came back from abroad, and now he seems to be even thinner. His face is pale, and his lips must have been covered with lipstick, otherwise there must be little blood.
He definitely didn't eat well at home alone, Lu Ye thought to himself, Jiang Zhitang couldn't take care of himself well, let alone have a dog son, he really couldn't do without himself...
After all this, I still have to agree to a divorce!
When the two looked at each other just now, Lu Ye's facial muscles didn't even ask his brain, and he laughed without permission, and he must have laughed silly.
After Lu Ye criticized the muscles on his face in his heart, he couldn't help taking a peek at it... Chu Gong in the middle is really annoying!No eyesight at all!Why is it so big that it completely covers Jiang Zhitang!
When the host saw this scene, the tone of introducing the rules became a lot more excited, and quietly signaled the camera to quickly take a close-up.
Look at Lu Ye's eyes on Chu Gong!coming!Here comes the legendary scene where the opposite family is extremely jealous when they meet!
Jiang Zhitang knew nothing about the undercurrent at this time, but was attracted by the host's suddenly raised tone, and then heard the host say impassionedly:
"Our challenge today is the Mountain Road Quarter Marathon!"
Jiang Zhitang, who lacks exercise all the year round: ...
"Starting from the foot of the mountain, winding along the Maple Leaf Valley all the way up, we chose a scenic tourist route, the whole journey is 15 kilometers!"
How many kilometers?As a sports waste who would never walk for a distance longer than one kilometer, Jiang Zhitang began to doubt his ears.
"The No.1 guest who arrives can get a surprise gift package of 'Maple City Luxury Buffet+Spa+Night View Villa'!"
Jiang Zhitang automatically ignored this reward that had nothing to do with him, and he was very self-aware in this regard.
"The last guest to arrive..."
When the host said this, Jiang Zhitang focused his attention—after all, this is what he should be paying attention to.
"It was carefully prepared by the program team..."
Um?Jiang Zhitang pricked up his ears. Is there a reward for the last one?
"Mysterious punishment!"
Jiang Zhitang: ...
He looked around at the other guests, needless to say Lu Ye, Xiaosha might not be as athletic as him.
The actor's hit movie this year is an action movie, and the actor, as the leading actor, presented an extremely exciting super-burning fight scene.Although comedians look a little chubby, they often post their own fitness photos on Weibo.
As for Chu Gong...Jiang Zhitang is not familiar with him, but he has vaguely heard the name a few times from Lu Ye's assistant. Is it Lu Ye's partner in the new play?
"Huh? What's the matter, Brother Tang?" Chu Gong sensed the way Jiang Zhitang looked at him. Following the principle that an enemy's enemy is a friend, he decided to build a good relationship with Lu Ye's resentful spouse. Maybe he could get something from Jiang Zhitang's mouth. Know the black material of the opponent.
Jiang Zhitang smiled politely, "It's nothing, do you usually like sports?"
"I like it very much, why don't I take you to run with Brother Tang?" After finishing speaking, Chu Gong found a comparison for himself, leaned over and whispered: "I dare not say much, but it must be better than Lu Ye. "
Jiang Zhitang was a little unhappy, Chu Gong, if you praise yourself, you can praise yourself, why are you still pushing...
Although he couldn't run by himself, Lu Ye must be number one.
Jiang Zhitang said "Oh" expressionlessly, and then said after a while: "Lu Ye is very good at running."
Chu Gong thought that Jiang Zhitang was vaccinating him and telling him not to underestimate the enemy, so he patted Jiang Zhitang's shoulder with a smile, "Don't worry, brother Tang, I will definitely run past him!"
Jiang Zhitang: "..."
If Lu Ye's eyes were a laser gun, Chu Gong's eyes would be cold with holes all over his body.
After hearing what the host said about today's challenge, he knew that Jiang Zhitang would definitely fail.In the past, when he was pulling Jiang Zhitang to exercise, he would run at a high speed with an incline, and Jiang Zhitang walked slowly beside him, swiping his phone.
The challenge of the program group made Lu Ye finally find an excuse to talk to Jiang Zhitang openly, but when he turned around, he saw Chu Gong and Jiang Zhitang chatting in full swing.
He also vaguely heard "Brother Tang, I'll take you away."
? ? ?Chu Gong, are you okay?Do you need it?
What do you want to be so kind?Are you getting closer? ?Have you started yet? !
Lu Ye stared at Chu Gong's hand on Jiang Zhitang's shoulder, his eyes seemed to be on fire, he hadn't touched Jiang Zhitang for a long time!Put your hands down for me!
It's okay!It's okay, right? !
Very good, your hand is gone!
……
The assembly location is at the foot of Fengshan Mountain. The program team hired a professional marathon leader to explain the precautions to several people, and distributed special clothes and equipment. After the team doctor was in place, each person took a photoshoot and was about to set off .
Before the start, the director emphasized again that the program is mainly for entertainment, and does not require speed and time.
Jiang Zhitang watched enviously as the staff got into the car one by one, and they all wanted to get on the car directly at the starting point.
As a result, after warming up, as soon as the command to start running sounded, everyone saw Lu Ye and Chu Gong rushing out. They didn't even react to their VJs. They stood there holding the machine for a few seconds before returning. God got into the car and hurried to catch up.
The comedians running forward at a normal pace were stunned, and said to the camera for a while:
"Young people are full of firepower!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he turned his head and saw Jiang Zhitang, who was at the end of the line, running slowly with a Buddhist face, and the car that followed him was so slow that it was about to turn off...
From the corner of his eye, Lu Ye caught a glimpse of Chu Gong beside him - and his hand that touched Jiang Zhitang!The nameless fire in my heart sizzled.
It had just rained in Fengcheng a few days ago, and the soil on both sides of the road was still damp. Lu Ye realized that the camera hadn't caught up with him, so he became terrified and ran to the side of the road to rub a piece of mud the size of a quail egg. The ball aimed at Chu Gong's hateful hand and smashed it hard.
"Chu Gong!"
Chu Gong stared at Lu Ye's bewildering behavior for a long time, and proudly overtook him while he was digging the mud. At this time, he heard Lu Ye calling himself, thinking that he was out of breath when he found out that he was second, so he turned his head provocatively.
"What's the matter—oh! Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!!" Lu Ye, I beat you! ! ! "
Lu Ye, who was about to aim at the hand, stood where he was. He really didn't do it on purpose!Just this wind, I don't know where this strong wind came from!You can blow this clay egg aside!
But...it's so wonderful!Refreshing!
Although the process is somewhat unexpected, the ending is still beautiful.Lu Ye laughed mercilessly, and strode forward ruthlessly to pass Chu Gong.
The camera finally caught up with him, but as soon as he raised the camera, he caught Chu Gong rubbing his hand back and forth on his mouth while "bah", leaving a face with mud marks around his mouth.
The director ran over and handed Chu Gong a pack of wet wipes, but he didn't see what happened. He thought it was Chu Gong who fell into the mud, and comforted him repeatedly: "Oh, Mr. Chu, why did you fall like this? Are you okay? ? Quick wipe quick wipe!"
Chu Gong's eyes were red with anger, he wiped his face with a wet towel indiscriminately, and chased after him frantically.
"Lu Ye!! I beat you!!!"
--------------------
Lu Ye: Please call me a marksman!
After all, Jiang Zhitang failed to complete the divorce before leaving, so he left Xiaosha in the pet shop, and set off for the recording location of the first episode of "Let's Challenge, Man" - Fengcheng.
After getting out of the car and taking pictures, he turned on the camera and followed him. The host who had been on the scene for a long time saw him and his eyes lit up.
"Let's welcome the next guest here, the new generation of young singers, the powerful singer who swept the three major Golden Melody Awards with his album "Light"——Jiang Zhitang!"
After Jiang Zhitang listened to the host's flattery, he bent down to shake her hand with a smile on his face, and then turned to greet the guests who came before him.
"Hi everyone, I'm Jiang Zhitang—" Before he finished speaking, he saw a familiar face among the people opposite.
"Lu Ye?"
When Lu Ye saw Jiang Zhitang's unexpected expression, he was secretly happy in his heart, but on the surface he opened his eyes slightly, pretending to have the same surprised expression as Jiang Zhitang.
Lu Ye adjusted his tone, intending to say the classic "Long time no see", but Jiang Zhitang spoke before him.
"Didn't you have a car accident?"
Other guests, hosts and all staff present: ? ? ? ! ! ! !
Me? !Is the opening so exciting! !
I only know that these two are arguing for divorce recently, but I don't know that the fight is so life-and-death!
As soon as Jiang Zhitang finished speaking, the scene fell into a deathly silence.
The other three guests pretended that nothing happened in a tacit understanding, and turned their heads to look at the scenery.
The host and the director looked at each other more tacitly, and they both saw from each other's eyes that this episode of the show was about to explode in ratings.
Jiang Zhitang recovered from the shock just now, realized that what he said was inappropriate, and was about to change the topic when he saw Lu Ye slapping his head on the opposite side.
Lu Ye: "Ah yes, I have concussion sequelae, I forgot just now."
Jiang Zhitang: ...
He met Lu Ye who had no tacit understanding with him, but Lu Ye suddenly smiled at him.
Jiang Zhitang stared at Lu Ye for a long time, but still couldn't hold back and curled the corners of his mouth secretly.There is no way, Lu Ye's smile is too contagious, his eyes are bright, like a little fool who always begs for snacks.
The atmosphere at the scene was quickly broken by Lu Ye's laughter, and the host quickly picked up the conversation.
"Okay, then our five permanent guests of "Let's Challenge, Man" are here..."
The other three guests are this year's new actor, comedian who has been in various variety shows all year round, and idol actor Xiaosheng Chu Gong.
The director saw the lineup from the side and nodded very satisfied. The actor is in charge of the show, the comedian is in charge of adjusting the atmosphere, Jiang Zhitang and Lu Ye are a pair of "resentful couple" Shura field, not to mention Lu Ye's opponent Chu Gong!
It is rumored that these two people have recently competed for resources to the point of life and death. Two days ago, the teams of the two sides even fought openly and secretly for the male lead of an idol drama.
In the end, it was Lu Ye's agent, Lin Wen, who came out on top.Lu Ye was fixed in that idol drama, but before signing the contract, he suddenly changed his mind and came to the variety show "Challenge, Man".
After Chu Gong heard the news, he thought this cake was better, and the male one who was fooled by the director and threw it away came here.
The director touched his middle-aged beer belly and felt that the spring of his career was coming!
How do you say something?Destined to meet thousands of miles away!It's fate that he wants to come, it's really unstoppable!
Lu Ye absently listened to the host's introduction of the rules, but from the corner of his eye he always secretly looked at Jiang Zhitang who was separated by a person.
He hasn't been able to take a good look at Jiang Zhitang for a long time. Before Jiang Zhitang flew abroad to play experimental music with his teacher, he didn't see anyone for more than two months. When he came back, the two divorced. Lu Ye was afraid that he would say something irreparable in his anger. , and moved out that night.
Jiang Zhitang lost some weight when he came back from abroad, and now he seems to be even thinner. His face is pale, and his lips must have been covered with lipstick, otherwise there must be little blood.
He definitely didn't eat well at home alone, Lu Ye thought to himself, Jiang Zhitang couldn't take care of himself well, let alone have a dog son, he really couldn't do without himself...
After all this, I still have to agree to a divorce!
When the two looked at each other just now, Lu Ye's facial muscles didn't even ask his brain, and he laughed without permission, and he must have laughed silly.
After Lu Ye criticized the muscles on his face in his heart, he couldn't help taking a peek at it... Chu Gong in the middle is really annoying!No eyesight at all!Why is it so big that it completely covers Jiang Zhitang!
When the host saw this scene, the tone of introducing the rules became a lot more excited, and quietly signaled the camera to quickly take a close-up.
Look at Lu Ye's eyes on Chu Gong!coming!Here comes the legendary scene where the opposite family is extremely jealous when they meet!
Jiang Zhitang knew nothing about the undercurrent at this time, but was attracted by the host's suddenly raised tone, and then heard the host say impassionedly:
"Our challenge today is the Mountain Road Quarter Marathon!"
Jiang Zhitang, who lacks exercise all the year round: ...
"Starting from the foot of the mountain, winding along the Maple Leaf Valley all the way up, we chose a scenic tourist route, the whole journey is 15 kilometers!"
How many kilometers?As a sports waste who would never walk for a distance longer than one kilometer, Jiang Zhitang began to doubt his ears.
"The No.1 guest who arrives can get a surprise gift package of 'Maple City Luxury Buffet+Spa+Night View Villa'!"
Jiang Zhitang automatically ignored this reward that had nothing to do with him, and he was very self-aware in this regard.
"The last guest to arrive..."
When the host said this, Jiang Zhitang focused his attention—after all, this is what he should be paying attention to.
"It was carefully prepared by the program team..."
Um?Jiang Zhitang pricked up his ears. Is there a reward for the last one?
"Mysterious punishment!"
Jiang Zhitang: ...
He looked around at the other guests, needless to say Lu Ye, Xiaosha might not be as athletic as him.
The actor's hit movie this year is an action movie, and the actor, as the leading actor, presented an extremely exciting super-burning fight scene.Although comedians look a little chubby, they often post their own fitness photos on Weibo.
As for Chu Gong...Jiang Zhitang is not familiar with him, but he has vaguely heard the name a few times from Lu Ye's assistant. Is it Lu Ye's partner in the new play?
"Huh? What's the matter, Brother Tang?" Chu Gong sensed the way Jiang Zhitang looked at him. Following the principle that an enemy's enemy is a friend, he decided to build a good relationship with Lu Ye's resentful spouse. Maybe he could get something from Jiang Zhitang's mouth. Know the black material of the opponent.
Jiang Zhitang smiled politely, "It's nothing, do you usually like sports?"
"I like it very much, why don't I take you to run with Brother Tang?" After finishing speaking, Chu Gong found a comparison for himself, leaned over and whispered: "I dare not say much, but it must be better than Lu Ye. "
Jiang Zhitang was a little unhappy, Chu Gong, if you praise yourself, you can praise yourself, why are you still pushing...
Although he couldn't run by himself, Lu Ye must be number one.
Jiang Zhitang said "Oh" expressionlessly, and then said after a while: "Lu Ye is very good at running."
Chu Gong thought that Jiang Zhitang was vaccinating him and telling him not to underestimate the enemy, so he patted Jiang Zhitang's shoulder with a smile, "Don't worry, brother Tang, I will definitely run past him!"
Jiang Zhitang: "..."
If Lu Ye's eyes were a laser gun, Chu Gong's eyes would be cold with holes all over his body.
After hearing what the host said about today's challenge, he knew that Jiang Zhitang would definitely fail.In the past, when he was pulling Jiang Zhitang to exercise, he would run at a high speed with an incline, and Jiang Zhitang walked slowly beside him, swiping his phone.
The challenge of the program group made Lu Ye finally find an excuse to talk to Jiang Zhitang openly, but when he turned around, he saw Chu Gong and Jiang Zhitang chatting in full swing.
He also vaguely heard "Brother Tang, I'll take you away."
? ? ?Chu Gong, are you okay?Do you need it?
What do you want to be so kind?Are you getting closer? ?Have you started yet? !
Lu Ye stared at Chu Gong's hand on Jiang Zhitang's shoulder, his eyes seemed to be on fire, he hadn't touched Jiang Zhitang for a long time!Put your hands down for me!
It's okay!It's okay, right? !
Very good, your hand is gone!
……
The assembly location is at the foot of Fengshan Mountain. The program team hired a professional marathon leader to explain the precautions to several people, and distributed special clothes and equipment. After the team doctor was in place, each person took a photoshoot and was about to set off .
Before the start, the director emphasized again that the program is mainly for entertainment, and does not require speed and time.
Jiang Zhitang watched enviously as the staff got into the car one by one, and they all wanted to get on the car directly at the starting point.
As a result, after warming up, as soon as the command to start running sounded, everyone saw Lu Ye and Chu Gong rushing out. They didn't even react to their VJs. They stood there holding the machine for a few seconds before returning. God got into the car and hurried to catch up.
The comedians running forward at a normal pace were stunned, and said to the camera for a while:
"Young people are full of firepower!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he turned his head and saw Jiang Zhitang, who was at the end of the line, running slowly with a Buddhist face, and the car that followed him was so slow that it was about to turn off...
From the corner of his eye, Lu Ye caught a glimpse of Chu Gong beside him - and his hand that touched Jiang Zhitang!The nameless fire in my heart sizzled.
It had just rained in Fengcheng a few days ago, and the soil on both sides of the road was still damp. Lu Ye realized that the camera hadn't caught up with him, so he became terrified and ran to the side of the road to rub a piece of mud the size of a quail egg. The ball aimed at Chu Gong's hateful hand and smashed it hard.
"Chu Gong!"
Chu Gong stared at Lu Ye's bewildering behavior for a long time, and proudly overtook him while he was digging the mud. At this time, he heard Lu Ye calling himself, thinking that he was out of breath when he found out that he was second, so he turned his head provocatively.
"What's the matter—oh! Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!!" Lu Ye, I beat you! ! ! "
Lu Ye, who was about to aim at the hand, stood where he was. He really didn't do it on purpose!Just this wind, I don't know where this strong wind came from!You can blow this clay egg aside!
But...it's so wonderful!Refreshing!
Although the process is somewhat unexpected, the ending is still beautiful.Lu Ye laughed mercilessly, and strode forward ruthlessly to pass Chu Gong.
The camera finally caught up with him, but as soon as he raised the camera, he caught Chu Gong rubbing his hand back and forth on his mouth while "bah", leaving a face with mud marks around his mouth.
The director ran over and handed Chu Gong a pack of wet wipes, but he didn't see what happened. He thought it was Chu Gong who fell into the mud, and comforted him repeatedly: "Oh, Mr. Chu, why did you fall like this? Are you okay? ? Quick wipe quick wipe!"
Chu Gong's eyes were red with anger, he wiped his face with a wet towel indiscriminately, and chased after him frantically.
"Lu Ye!! I beat you!!!"
--------------------
Lu Ye: Please call me a marksman!
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