This marriage is always inseparable
Chapter 23
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The variety show scene seemed to return to the silence when Jiang Zhitang blurted out the phrase "Didn't you have a car accident" on the first day of recording.
After a few seconds of deathly silence, a staff member couldn't help laughing out loud first.
Jiang Zhitang was also a little embarrassed. He patted Lu Ye on the shoulder and whispered in his ear, "Um... did you have a nightmare last night?"
Lu Ye hugged for a while, and the churning emotions in his heart slowly receded after hugging the real Jiang Zhitang. He finally jumped out of the sad fanfic, and then Lu Ye realized what he had just done. His body froze, and then he glanced quietly at the eyes of other people from the corner of his eye...
"Ask me again." He also whispered in Jiang Zhitang's ear.
"...Huh?" Jiang Zhitang couldn't keep up with Lu Ye's brain circuits.
"That's right." Lu Ye buried his face lower behind Jiang Zhitang's and pressed it against his ear, "Ask me if I had a nightmare last night. Ask me again, louder."
"..." Jiang Zhitang moved his lips a few times before finally speaking. He raised the volume to ensure that several people nearby could hear him, and then said very quickly, "Did you have a nightmare last night?"
Only then did Lu Ye let go of Jiang Zhitang, coughed twice, and his tone was a bit like a poem recited: "Yes! I had a nightmare last night!"
"..." Jiang Zhitang suddenly regretted that it was fine for Lu Ye to be stupid alone, why did he follow him to be stupid just now.
Fortunately, the screen behind them suddenly lit up at this moment, saving the embarrassment of the two of them.
A video began to play on the screen, which was the audition and casting scene of a crew. There was a young man in the center of the shot, who was the actor who was more than ten years younger.
The film king stared at the big screen with a very surprised expression.
"This is my first filming scene. Where did you find the video?" He saw on the screen that his acting skills were very green during the audition, and it seemed a bit awkward now. Recalling the scene at that time, "I can't find this film on the Internet now. I played a little fisherman in it, with only three lines, but the crew gave me 5000 yuan, which was a huge sum of money for me at that time." .”
The theme this time is "If time can be repeated", the program group should have found videos of a few people when they first debuted.
The comedian looks round and round now, but he didn’t expect that when he appeared in front of the camera for the first time, he was actually very handsome, and his appearance was not inferior to the current young idol. class game.
The host stood by and laughed, "Mr. Comedian, I didn't expect that we are still traveling together!"
The comedian also laughed, "Hey, no, no, at that time, the competition thought I was too good-looking, so I was rejected, saying that my face would steal the limelight from the guests! So in the second year, I got fat, and I gave it to the contestant. Put on ugly makeup and go again."
"In the end, hey, they said that my image is not good, which affects the mood of the guests and audience!"
At that time, a young man who had just graduated from university came to City B full of enthusiasm to venture into city B, but he repeatedly hit the wall, but now when he comes out of the mouth of comedians, there is no such injustice or indignation, just one or two teasing about the past, making everyone laugh .
When the big screen turned, the scene of Jiang Zhitang participating in the talent show a few years ago appeared.After graduating from university, he was recommended by a senior to sign with Shark Entertainment, which had the best record in the industry at the time, but just after signing the contract, the company encountered a transformation, and sent a few newcomers they had just signed to this talent show to attract popularity.
The program team intercepted his journey from the audition to the finals in the draft, and finally fixed it in the finals. Jiang Zhitang sang a fast song with a strong rhythm at that time, and the completion was very high, but it was like the judge The evaluation of him is the same, not enough to burn, not enough to explode. In the entire twelfth round of the draft, I didn't see him dance once.
He is indeed not very good at dancing, so he will subconsciously avoid this shortcoming, and therefore he mostly relies on his own singing to attract people on stage. When singing, it will be a little thin.
"Teacher Jiang was very good at that time! That high note gave me goosebumps. He is indeed the little singer who swept the Golden Melody Awards!" The host praised after watching the video.
"Yes, yes! He is really super strong! At that time, we all called him a human tuner in private, and the pitch is very good! And the range is super wide, and the high-pitched voice and subwoofer can come!" Lu Ye heard the host's words, Unable to hold back, he also praised it.
Jiang Zhitang was a little embarrassed by the two people's serial rainbow farts, one hand secretly squeezed Lu Ye next to him, and then smiled at the host, "No, no, I can't sing well, my teacher often catches that time The songs that are sung speak of me."
"You're too modest. I know that you are a singer and composer. You wrote these songs yourself during the draft, right?"
Jiang Zhitang nodded, "Mostly."
Host: "I heard that there was an oolong incident of plagiarism?"
The program team saw the topic of "Jiang Zhitang plagiarized" on the Internet before, clicked on it and found that it was a song during the audition, which was somewhat controversial, and it has become more and more serious recently.Jiang Zhitang's agent contacted the program team, wanting to take advantage of this variety show to clarify the matter again.
The agent also greeted Jiang Zhitang in advance, and he explained the matter following the host's words.
He wrote a lot of songs when he was in college, and some of them were uploaded to an original music sharing website. During the audition, Jiang Zhitang adapted one of them and sang it. Later, Gao Kai, another contestant in the same group as him, accidentally told the director that At first, I heard Jiang Zhitang's original song on a music website, and even posted the link on Weibo.
Many people on the Internet began to accuse Jiang Zhitang of plagiarism, and the talent show team also came to question him. Originally, Jiang Zhitang didn't want to blow up his vest, thinking that the website had less than 1000 daily users and no one would notice, but in the end he had to post a Weibo clarification. I also explained to the program team that the "ZZZ" who posted the song on the website is me.
However, the talent show team did not announce the news officially in the end, and both of them deleted their Weibo. At that time, they were in the first few episodes of the talent show, and the two of them were not very famous. They talked about it on the Internet for a few days No one mentioned it anymore.
Lu Ye was very upset when he heard it from the sidelines. He got angry when he mentioned this matter. It was obvious that Gao Kai was jealous of Jiang Zhitang's good singing and writing. Come out with yin and yang.
He was slandering silently in his heart when he saw his own video starting to play on the big screen.Lu Ye thought that he, like Jiang Zhitang, was also an edited clip of this talent show, and then he saw it...
On the screen, a teenage high school student with yellow Shamat hair, wearing a black big skull sweater that was very popular back then, and a red skintight leather jacket full of rivets, and a string of decorations hanging around his neck used cross.
Lu Ye stared at the screen, in disbelief, why the show crew was so cruel to him!He actually dug up the material of the audition scene where he ran away from home after graduating from high school and went to the draft! !
Jiang Zhitang was also staring at the screen. It took a long time before he slowly turned his head to look at Lu Ye, then turned to look at the screen again, and finally recognized the same person on the screen as beside him. Try not to laugh.
But actor comedian and Chu Gong had no scruples at all. After recognizing the person on the screen as Lu Ye, they started hahaha mercilessly.
The comedian slapped his thigh while laughing, "As expected of you hahahahahahahahaha!"
The video started to play, and Lu Ye, the killer, picked up the microphone.
"Don't look!!" Lu Ye quickly covered Jiang Zhitang's eyes with his eyes.
Then, Jiang Zhitang heard the 360-degree surround sound of the young Lu Ye——
"Sell my love, force me to leave, and finally I know the truth, I shed tears! Betrayed my love, you owed a debt of conscience..."
Lu Ye hastily covered Jiang Zhitang's ears again.
Then, Jiang Zhitang saw on the screen——
Lu Ye shook his yellow hair, his expression was very intoxicated, he held the microphone in one hand, and made the most popular cool gestures in the other hand, swinging back and forth very regularly with the music.
"Don't—" Lu Ye wanted to cover Jiang Zhitang's eyes again, but finally found that he couldn't cover his eyes and ears at the same time, his face collapsed, and he simply squatted on the ground, buried his face in his knees, and covered his ears with his hands.
As long as he doesn't listen or watch, he can act as if nothing happened!
Film King & Comedian & Chu Gong: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
The comedian has laughed so much that his thighs are almost swollen, and it's still a DJ version of a love transaction. This little waist is twisted, and the small gesture is shaking. The comedian decides that if he makes a funny movie, he will be the first to pull Lu Ye over. !The lad is simply talented!
Killing Matt Lu Ye was still drunk and forgetting himself, and started to read the rap, "Yo, yo, betraying your love and forcing you to leave, I also shed tears when I saw you in pain! Come on! Come on!"
Jiang Zhitang endured and endured, and couldn't help laughing out loud. The main reason was that Lu Ye sang "Love Trading" at the time and also lost the tune, but he obviously didn't realize it when he closed his eyes and sang. With a few judges.
Judge 1: Complex expressions.jpg
Judge 2: Desperately suppressing laughter.jpg
At this time, Lu Ye squatted on the ground: I don't listen, I don't look, it's not me!
But after this episode was broadcast, the host wanted to cue him.
"Mr. Lu, how do you feel when you watch this paragraph now?"
Lu Ye: "...Let me die."
"Pfft," Jiang Zhitang, who had just stopped, was amused by Lu Ye's words again. Seeing Lu Ye who was squatting on the ground looking up at him with resentful eyes, he coughed lightly and tried to speak nicely to him, "But Lu Ye is very handsome. It can play, and the shape is also quite handsome.”
One sentence made Lu Ye lose half of his blood. He wiped his face and got up from the ground, "Man, we should look forward, don't always hold on to the past, who is still young and frivolous!"
After speaking, he licked his face and moved closer to Jiang Zhitang's ear, "Then am I handsome now?"
Jiang Zhitang turned his head, and Lu Ye quickly straightened his hair.
Jiang Zhitang was a little embarrassed, but seeing Lu Ye's expectant eyes, he still pursed his lips and smiled, revealing two dimples, "Handsome."
After he finished speaking, he saw Lu Ye's eyes suddenly brighten, and looked at him with burning eyes, so he quickly looked away, but his earlobe was red, which made Lu Ye want to pinch it very much.
The last video is Chu Gong's first stage scene. Although it is also very accidental, but compared with Lu Ye's second-middle kill Matt just now, it looks extraordinarily clean.
After watching it, Lu Ye whispered in Jiang Zhitang's ear angrily, "I must be singing and dancing better now than before!"
Jiang Zhitang followed Mao and said, "Yes, much better."
In fact, when they participated in the talent show together, although Lu Ye said that his singing was average, his dancing was really good. Every time Jiang Zhitang watched his stage, he would be attracted by his A and rusty typhoon.
"Hey, the above is the first time when the teachers appeared in front of the camera, do you feel very nostalgic?" The host said.
Lu Ye: ...No!
"Everyone already knows the theme of our issue. What the teachers have to do is to give you a day to let everyone re-present the scene in the video just now, and reproduce the songs and interpretation clips at that time."
"If you could go back in time, what will happen to your screen debut? Our program team is looking forward to it!"
Lu Ye: ...What?Can you say that again? !
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Lu Ye: What?I want to do the love business again? (While writing the chapter, I have been listening to the love business... Now my mind is full of movement and repetition, the DJ version really feels 2333)
……
The variety show scene seemed to return to the silence when Jiang Zhitang blurted out the phrase "Didn't you have a car accident" on the first day of recording.
After a few seconds of deathly silence, a staff member couldn't help laughing out loud first.
Jiang Zhitang was also a little embarrassed. He patted Lu Ye on the shoulder and whispered in his ear, "Um... did you have a nightmare last night?"
Lu Ye hugged for a while, and the churning emotions in his heart slowly receded after hugging the real Jiang Zhitang. He finally jumped out of the sad fanfic, and then Lu Ye realized what he had just done. His body froze, and then he glanced quietly at the eyes of other people from the corner of his eye...
"Ask me again." He also whispered in Jiang Zhitang's ear.
"...Huh?" Jiang Zhitang couldn't keep up with Lu Ye's brain circuits.
"That's right." Lu Ye buried his face lower behind Jiang Zhitang's and pressed it against his ear, "Ask me if I had a nightmare last night. Ask me again, louder."
"..." Jiang Zhitang moved his lips a few times before finally speaking. He raised the volume to ensure that several people nearby could hear him, and then said very quickly, "Did you have a nightmare last night?"
Only then did Lu Ye let go of Jiang Zhitang, coughed twice, and his tone was a bit like a poem recited: "Yes! I had a nightmare last night!"
"..." Jiang Zhitang suddenly regretted that it was fine for Lu Ye to be stupid alone, why did he follow him to be stupid just now.
Fortunately, the screen behind them suddenly lit up at this moment, saving the embarrassment of the two of them.
A video began to play on the screen, which was the audition and casting scene of a crew. There was a young man in the center of the shot, who was the actor who was more than ten years younger.
The film king stared at the big screen with a very surprised expression.
"This is my first filming scene. Where did you find the video?" He saw on the screen that his acting skills were very green during the audition, and it seemed a bit awkward now. Recalling the scene at that time, "I can't find this film on the Internet now. I played a little fisherman in it, with only three lines, but the crew gave me 5000 yuan, which was a huge sum of money for me at that time." .”
The theme this time is "If time can be repeated", the program group should have found videos of a few people when they first debuted.
The comedian looks round and round now, but he didn’t expect that when he appeared in front of the camera for the first time, he was actually very handsome, and his appearance was not inferior to the current young idol. class game.
The host stood by and laughed, "Mr. Comedian, I didn't expect that we are still traveling together!"
The comedian also laughed, "Hey, no, no, at that time, the competition thought I was too good-looking, so I was rejected, saying that my face would steal the limelight from the guests! So in the second year, I got fat, and I gave it to the contestant. Put on ugly makeup and go again."
"In the end, hey, they said that my image is not good, which affects the mood of the guests and audience!"
At that time, a young man who had just graduated from university came to City B full of enthusiasm to venture into city B, but he repeatedly hit the wall, but now when he comes out of the mouth of comedians, there is no such injustice or indignation, just one or two teasing about the past, making everyone laugh .
When the big screen turned, the scene of Jiang Zhitang participating in the talent show a few years ago appeared.After graduating from university, he was recommended by a senior to sign with Shark Entertainment, which had the best record in the industry at the time, but just after signing the contract, the company encountered a transformation, and sent a few newcomers they had just signed to this talent show to attract popularity.
The program team intercepted his journey from the audition to the finals in the draft, and finally fixed it in the finals. Jiang Zhitang sang a fast song with a strong rhythm at that time, and the completion was very high, but it was like the judge The evaluation of him is the same, not enough to burn, not enough to explode. In the entire twelfth round of the draft, I didn't see him dance once.
He is indeed not very good at dancing, so he will subconsciously avoid this shortcoming, and therefore he mostly relies on his own singing to attract people on stage. When singing, it will be a little thin.
"Teacher Jiang was very good at that time! That high note gave me goosebumps. He is indeed the little singer who swept the Golden Melody Awards!" The host praised after watching the video.
"Yes, yes! He is really super strong! At that time, we all called him a human tuner in private, and the pitch is very good! And the range is super wide, and the high-pitched voice and subwoofer can come!" Lu Ye heard the host's words, Unable to hold back, he also praised it.
Jiang Zhitang was a little embarrassed by the two people's serial rainbow farts, one hand secretly squeezed Lu Ye next to him, and then smiled at the host, "No, no, I can't sing well, my teacher often catches that time The songs that are sung speak of me."
"You're too modest. I know that you are a singer and composer. You wrote these songs yourself during the draft, right?"
Jiang Zhitang nodded, "Mostly."
Host: "I heard that there was an oolong incident of plagiarism?"
The program team saw the topic of "Jiang Zhitang plagiarized" on the Internet before, clicked on it and found that it was a song during the audition, which was somewhat controversial, and it has become more and more serious recently.Jiang Zhitang's agent contacted the program team, wanting to take advantage of this variety show to clarify the matter again.
The agent also greeted Jiang Zhitang in advance, and he explained the matter following the host's words.
He wrote a lot of songs when he was in college, and some of them were uploaded to an original music sharing website. During the audition, Jiang Zhitang adapted one of them and sang it. Later, Gao Kai, another contestant in the same group as him, accidentally told the director that At first, I heard Jiang Zhitang's original song on a music website, and even posted the link on Weibo.
Many people on the Internet began to accuse Jiang Zhitang of plagiarism, and the talent show team also came to question him. Originally, Jiang Zhitang didn't want to blow up his vest, thinking that the website had less than 1000 daily users and no one would notice, but in the end he had to post a Weibo clarification. I also explained to the program team that the "ZZZ" who posted the song on the website is me.
However, the talent show team did not announce the news officially in the end, and both of them deleted their Weibo. At that time, they were in the first few episodes of the talent show, and the two of them were not very famous. They talked about it on the Internet for a few days No one mentioned it anymore.
Lu Ye was very upset when he heard it from the sidelines. He got angry when he mentioned this matter. It was obvious that Gao Kai was jealous of Jiang Zhitang's good singing and writing. Come out with yin and yang.
He was slandering silently in his heart when he saw his own video starting to play on the big screen.Lu Ye thought that he, like Jiang Zhitang, was also an edited clip of this talent show, and then he saw it...
On the screen, a teenage high school student with yellow Shamat hair, wearing a black big skull sweater that was very popular back then, and a red skintight leather jacket full of rivets, and a string of decorations hanging around his neck used cross.
Lu Ye stared at the screen, in disbelief, why the show crew was so cruel to him!He actually dug up the material of the audition scene where he ran away from home after graduating from high school and went to the draft! !
Jiang Zhitang was also staring at the screen. It took a long time before he slowly turned his head to look at Lu Ye, then turned to look at the screen again, and finally recognized the same person on the screen as beside him. Try not to laugh.
But actor comedian and Chu Gong had no scruples at all. After recognizing the person on the screen as Lu Ye, they started hahaha mercilessly.
The comedian slapped his thigh while laughing, "As expected of you hahahahahahahahaha!"
The video started to play, and Lu Ye, the killer, picked up the microphone.
"Don't look!!" Lu Ye quickly covered Jiang Zhitang's eyes with his eyes.
Then, Jiang Zhitang heard the 360-degree surround sound of the young Lu Ye——
"Sell my love, force me to leave, and finally I know the truth, I shed tears! Betrayed my love, you owed a debt of conscience..."
Lu Ye hastily covered Jiang Zhitang's ears again.
Then, Jiang Zhitang saw on the screen——
Lu Ye shook his yellow hair, his expression was very intoxicated, he held the microphone in one hand, and made the most popular cool gestures in the other hand, swinging back and forth very regularly with the music.
"Don't—" Lu Ye wanted to cover Jiang Zhitang's eyes again, but finally found that he couldn't cover his eyes and ears at the same time, his face collapsed, and he simply squatted on the ground, buried his face in his knees, and covered his ears with his hands.
As long as he doesn't listen or watch, he can act as if nothing happened!
Film King & Comedian & Chu Gong: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
The comedian has laughed so much that his thighs are almost swollen, and it's still a DJ version of a love transaction. This little waist is twisted, and the small gesture is shaking. The comedian decides that if he makes a funny movie, he will be the first to pull Lu Ye over. !The lad is simply talented!
Killing Matt Lu Ye was still drunk and forgetting himself, and started to read the rap, "Yo, yo, betraying your love and forcing you to leave, I also shed tears when I saw you in pain! Come on! Come on!"
Jiang Zhitang endured and endured, and couldn't help laughing out loud. The main reason was that Lu Ye sang "Love Trading" at the time and also lost the tune, but he obviously didn't realize it when he closed his eyes and sang. With a few judges.
Judge 1: Complex expressions.jpg
Judge 2: Desperately suppressing laughter.jpg
At this time, Lu Ye squatted on the ground: I don't listen, I don't look, it's not me!
But after this episode was broadcast, the host wanted to cue him.
"Mr. Lu, how do you feel when you watch this paragraph now?"
Lu Ye: "...Let me die."
"Pfft," Jiang Zhitang, who had just stopped, was amused by Lu Ye's words again. Seeing Lu Ye who was squatting on the ground looking up at him with resentful eyes, he coughed lightly and tried to speak nicely to him, "But Lu Ye is very handsome. It can play, and the shape is also quite handsome.”
One sentence made Lu Ye lose half of his blood. He wiped his face and got up from the ground, "Man, we should look forward, don't always hold on to the past, who is still young and frivolous!"
After speaking, he licked his face and moved closer to Jiang Zhitang's ear, "Then am I handsome now?"
Jiang Zhitang turned his head, and Lu Ye quickly straightened his hair.
Jiang Zhitang was a little embarrassed, but seeing Lu Ye's expectant eyes, he still pursed his lips and smiled, revealing two dimples, "Handsome."
After he finished speaking, he saw Lu Ye's eyes suddenly brighten, and looked at him with burning eyes, so he quickly looked away, but his earlobe was red, which made Lu Ye want to pinch it very much.
The last video is Chu Gong's first stage scene. Although it is also very accidental, but compared with Lu Ye's second-middle kill Matt just now, it looks extraordinarily clean.
After watching it, Lu Ye whispered in Jiang Zhitang's ear angrily, "I must be singing and dancing better now than before!"
Jiang Zhitang followed Mao and said, "Yes, much better."
In fact, when they participated in the talent show together, although Lu Ye said that his singing was average, his dancing was really good. Every time Jiang Zhitang watched his stage, he would be attracted by his A and rusty typhoon.
"Hey, the above is the first time when the teachers appeared in front of the camera, do you feel very nostalgic?" The host said.
Lu Ye: ...No!
"Everyone already knows the theme of our issue. What the teachers have to do is to give you a day to let everyone re-present the scene in the video just now, and reproduce the songs and interpretation clips at that time."
"If you could go back in time, what will happen to your screen debut? Our program team is looking forward to it!"
Lu Ye: ...What?Can you say that again? !
--------------------
Lu Ye: What?I want to do the love business again? (While writing the chapter, I have been listening to the love business... Now my mind is full of movement and repetition, the DJ version really feels 2333)
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