This marriage is always inseparable

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Lu Ye fooled the comedian out with a nonsense story, turned around and searched for a long time before finding Jiang Zhitang who was still wrapped in the piano cover behind the cabinet.

He walked over and grabbed a corner of the piano cover, trying to use the old trick to get in again, but he couldn't pull it for a long time.

Lu Ye stretched out a finger and poked it through the dark green flannel cover, "I know, it's out of the hole!"

Jiang Zhitang wrapped the piano cover tightly and leaned against the wall again. It took a long time before he groaned like a mosquito, "...you go out first."

After speaking, he was afraid that Lu Ye would make any further moves, so he moved step by step behind another pillar, with his back facing him.

"Okay, I'll go out first, don't go that way, and hit the wall again, I'll wait for you next door!" Lu Ye looked at Jiang Zhitang's back, the corners of his mouth gradually raised into a big arc, and he took a step forward with a smile Three turned around and walked out of the rehearsal room.

Jiang Zhitang heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the door close, and lifted the cover to reveal his head with white hair.He had just added color before he came to record, and the color of his cheeks was extraordinarily red, and he touched it with the back of his hand—it was as hot as a fever.

He slowed down for a while, went to the bathroom to wash his face with cold water, and then went to the rehearsal room next door.

The five of them arranged the order of the performances first. The comedians used to use free materials to play their host speeches. This time, they simply acted as the opening hosts for their performances. The second one was Chu Gong, who sang his debut song again. Sexy dance music.

Jiang Zhitang added a short introduction after the dance music, introducing Lu Ye's "Love Trading", which is in stark contrast to Chu Gong's fashion style. Jiang Zhitang will finish it off.

A few people rehearsed until one o'clock in the morning, and took a plane to Chuancheng early the next morning. From the airport to the performance venue, they could smell the hot pot aroma in the air as soon as they got off the bus.

Jiang Zhitang felt a little greedy when he heard it. He seldom eats spicy food because he wants to protect his throat, but the more he doesn't eat it, the more he craves it.On the contrary, Lu Ye doesn't like anything spicy, so when the two of them eat together, there must be spicy dishes. Every time he watches Lu Ye feasting, he can only pick up the clear soup in the bowl with little water.

Lu Ye also smelled this fragrance, and took a few deep breaths, feeling very refreshed.

"Zhizhi, let's go eat after recording!" He hung behind Jiang Zhitang like a little tail, "It's a pity to come to Sichuan and not eat hot pot."

Jiang Zhitang thought that he could only eat clear soup: "...sing your "Love Trading" first."

The venue for the program group package is not big, and it can only seat less than 100 people. We collected registrations online in advance, and finally found more than 90 viewers, and signed a non-disclosure agreement.

After two rehearsals, five people began to appear on stage one by one.

An An is Jiang Zhitang's three-year-old fan. This time, she managed to grab the opportunity to come to the scene, and sat in the audience excitedly waiting for her brother to come on stage.

As a result, my brother didn't wait, but my brother and his husband came first.

...It's okay, as a ginger candy who is civilized and polite, and always keeps the 24-character core values ​​in mind, An An persuaded herself to be more generous, anyway, she will soon be her ex-husband.

However, An An gradually frowned as the increasingly familiar prelude sounded.

This tune...why is it so similar to the square dance Divine Comedy played every day on the speakers downstairs at home?

Lu Ye on the stage said, "Sell my love!..."

A fan of Lu Ye was sitting next to An An. He was stunned for two seconds when he heard this sentence, and then he waved the lamp and began to sing along loudly: "I burst into tears when I finally found out the truth!"

An An in the audience: "..."

Finally, when Jiang Zhitang came to the stage, An An opened her eyes and looked carefully at the stage, and then...saw Lu Ye again.

An An: "...Fuck!"

While enjoying her brother's fairy singing, she tried to cover her eyes so as not to look at Lu Ye, who was dancing next to her, but her brother actually danced this time!

Unable to withstand the temptation, An An opened her fingers and squinted to see.

Ah ah ah ah ah!Brother shakes his head!This kick!This crotch!

Awei is dead!

Then, in the next second, An'an saw Lu Ye wrapping his arms around Jiang Zhitang, pulling him behind him, and the two completed a spinning dance step together.

... Ah Wei is angry again!

After the two-hour performance, An An still had to get her brother's autograph. As soon as she left the venue, she couldn't wait to post a Weibo on Chaohua.

@姜汁酷不失泡：AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhToday's brother is too good! !The new singing of the old songs is also very good, and the good sounds have reached a new height!Due to the confidentiality agreement, I can't say much, but everyone must not miss this episode! ! !

The public performance is over, and the recording of this episode is also over. Jiang Zhitang signed autographs for the fans present, and after removing her makeup backstage, she took a magazine from the room and sat on a chair.

"Xiao Jiang, don't you want to go?" the comedian asked after changing his clothes.

Jiang Zhitang shook his head slightly, "I'll wait a little longer."

"Ah! Got it!" The comedian was fooled by Lu Ye yesterday, and he figured it out not long afterwards, and said with a smirk at this moment, "Then I'll go first, don't worry, brother will never be a second time Bulb!"

Jiang Zhitang remembered the kiss under the piano cover yesterday, and silently lowered his head to bury his blushing cheeks in the magazine.

When the temperature on his face dropped, he patted it with his hands. Recently, he loves to blush too much. He didn't realize that he has such a physique before. Why is he blushing every now and then...

"I know!" Lu Ye hurriedly finished signing, afraid that Jiang Zhitang would not wait for him to run away alone, and then he would feel relieved when he returned to the backstage and saw the person sitting in the chair.

He put his arms on Jiang Zhitang's shoulders, turned his head to look at him with a smile, "Are you waiting for me?"

Jiang Zhitang lowered his head and looked away, and said to him from left to right, "I want to eat hot pot."

Sitting next to him taking off his makeup, Lu Ye laughed "hehe" from time to time, and always glanced over.

Jiang Zhitang lowered his head and stared at the magazine, pretending to ask casually, "Why did you make such a sudden move just now? It scared me."

The waist-hugging action didn't happen during rehearsal, but Lu Ye suddenly attacked on stage just now, making Jiang Zhitang almost forget the lyrics.

Speaking of this, Lu Ye couldn't help being jealous. Just now Jiang Zhitang was standing so close to the front, the fans in the front row had to peek in through the hem of his shirt!

"What are you talking about! Just now you were standing so close to the fans in the first row! You—" Lu Ye was about to start a fight with his habitual jealousy, but this time when he was halfway through the rush, he suddenly remembered that he had said that he wanted to get rid of it. These shortcomings, then a screeching brake.

"Aren't you afraid of falling?"

Jiang Zhitang was already used to Lu Ye's weird brain circuit, so he didn't think too much about it, and followed his words: "The platform is not high, and the lifting platform was much higher than this when I was on tour."

As soon as these words came out, Lu Ye became even more jealous. After so many stations on the tour, if he stood so high and wore such loose clothes every time, wouldn’t it be possible for fans in the front row to see Jiang Zhitang’s waistline just by raising his arms? !You can even look a little further up...

ah!No, when I think of this, the half-hearted jealousy in my head starts to climb again.

Lu Ye, you have to calm down, take a deep breath, and don't make trouble... He silently persuaded himself in his heart.

The people around him remained silent for a long time, Jiang Zhitang raised his head from the magazine, quietly turned to take a look, and then was caught by Lu Ye who had been staring at him.

"...What's wrong with you?" Jiang Zhitang couldn't help asking when he saw that Lu Ye was looking at him with serious eyes, and his chest was still rising and falling greatly.

Lu Ye: ...Fuck him, don't make trouble!

Lu Ye stood up: "Me!"

Jiang Zhitang blinked: "?"

Lu Ye: ...he can make trouble in another way.

"I, I..." He sat down obediently, grabbed Jiang Zhitang's sleeve, hesitated for a long time, and finally said, "I'm jealous."

"Huh?" Jiang Zhitang was dragged by him. Lu Ye had never said such a thing before, and he didn't know how to respond for a while, so he could only ask tentatively, "W-why are you jealous?"

Lu Ye originally felt a little ashamed to say these words, but the phrase "jealous" had already been said, so he simply finished it in one breath.He raised his head and looked at Jiang Zhitang, his voice was full of displeasure, "You were so close to the first row of fans just now, they could see your waist and chest through your shirt when you raised your hand!"

"I, I haven't seen it for a long time." The last sentence was vague.

Jiang Zhitang knew that Lu Ye was fond of jealousy, but it was the first time he heard him say it so bluntly. He couldn't help being amused by the jealousy. He shook his sleeves, and Lu Ye's hands followed suit.

"Well, you're jealous, then what?"

"Then..." Lu Ye thought for a while, then turned his head to look around, and finally handed the makeup remover wipes to Jiang Zhitang, "You must remove makeup for me!"

Jiang Zhitang took the wet towel and wiped away the makeup on Lu Ye's face little by little. After removing the makeup, his facial features became lighter, but his eyes were still very bright.

"Okay?"

"I still have to wash my face!" Lu Ye pushed forward, and then a wet towel was thrown in his face.

The two quarreled for a long time, and finally Lu Ye's stomach groaned, and then he packed up and got ready to eat.Lu Ye searched the Internet for a long time, and found a hot pot restaurant newly opened in the past two years. Both the taste and the environment, the evaluation was very good, and the reputation was excellent. He called in advance and asked for a private room.

Jiang Zhitang was not used to having an assistant, and the company never gave him one. Lu Ye let Dali play alone, and the two-person program team borrowed a car, put on a mask and hat, and drove to the hot pot restaurant.

The shop is in the depths of a winding alley, and the strong aroma of hot pot can be smelled from far away. Lu Ye parked the car at the entrance of the alley, and walked in with Jiang Zhitang.

There was a man standing at the door of the hot pot restaurant, as if he was waiting for someone. After walking in, Lu Ye saw that the man looked more and more familiar, and when he was a few steps away from the door, the man finally turned around, and Lu Ye slipped. , pulling Jiang Zhitang to turn around and run away.

Jiang Zhitang was puzzled, "What's wrong?"

Lu Ye: "Shh, don't talk—"

At this moment, the man behind him spoke, his voice sounded chilly.

"Where are you going, son of a bitch?"

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Insert a political episode:

When people from all walks of life who are inseparable from each other learn about the cooling-off period——

Eldest brother: [I rely on my junior brother to wake up and find that the world is so wonderful. I saw that the Marriage Law has newly added a cooling-off period for divorce? ]

Senior brother: [Junior brother, are you married yet?Hurry up!It's hard to stay together!What if you get entangled by that kid Lu Ye? ]

J: […]

Big Brother: [? ? ?What does the ellipsis mean?Did you leave? ]

Lu Ye who accidentally peeked at the screen from the side: QAQ, brother, don't mess with me! ! !

……

When Qi Xinxin came back from dinner, she aggressively turned on her mobile phone and posted on Moments, and then complained to her best friend.

Comparing to you: [I'm going to be pissed off. I just had dinner with my aunt's family, and then we talked about the cooling-off period. My mother said that she was divorced, so I understand that feeling very well. One second Zhong didn't want to spend too much time with that person, so he told me that we must be cautious in marriage, but if we really can't make it through, we should leave, don't make do. ]

Comparing with you: [Then my aunt was beside me, she was very angry, saying that a divorced girl is so embarrassing, the second marriage is too cheap, and said that if my father was not kind, it would be hard to find a second-married woman like my mother next home. ]

Comparing to you: [Hey, I have a bad temper, I couldn't hold back at that time and just lifted the plate and left. ]

Best friend: [...There is no fuck to say, what's wrong with your aunt? ]

Comparing to you: [that is, my dad is not at the scene, otherwise he could run away on the spot... Ah, I won’t tell you, I will send a message to my brother. ]

Qi Xinxin clicked on the WeChat message sent to her by her brother, and after a few glances, she couldn't help but groaned, and threw herself on the bed with slightly red eye circles.

J: [You must love yourself and protect yourself. My brother is your eternal backing. If you don’t want to get married, don’t get married. My brother will support you until you are 80 years old. Don’t be afraid, you will always be our little princess. ]

Comparing to you: [Well! ! ! ]

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In the end, I still want to say that loving yourself and protecting yourself are always the first. Life is not easy. If everyone can get a little happiness from my articles, I will be satisfied (*/ω＼*)