This marriage is always inseparable
Chapter 39
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Lu Ye who was sitting in front suddenly heard this sentence, he was stunned for a moment, then leaned his head back hard, wishing to stretch his neck like a giraffe, he stuck his whole body on the sofa chair, holding his breath.
Jiang Zhitang, who was across the table, blushed at Lu Yun's blunt question, nodded his head and said "hmm".
"How do you say 'um', you should answer mom seriously." But Lu Yun refused to let him go, with a malicious smile on the corner of his mouth.
Jiang Zhitang took a sip of coffee, and after a few seconds, he blushed and said slowly: "Lu Ye is fine, I think I will be with him for decades to come."
When he said this, he smiled subconsciously, raised his head and met Lu Yun's eyes seriously, "Mom, I love Lu Ye, very much."
As soon as Jiang Zhitang finished speaking, he heard a "boom" from the front table. Lu Yun was also startled by the sound, thinking that something had happened to his son who was too excited to hear this, so he quickly stood up from the chair.
Lu Ye's chair was tilted by him, and it was leaning crookedly on the back of Lu Yun's chair to maintain balance. When Lu Yun got up, the poorly tortured chair couldn't support it completely, and fell down on the floor. , and Lu Ye, who was sitting on it, also fell to the ground with a "slap", and the coffee cup that was just knocked over swung twice on the table, and fell precisely in the middle of his crotch.
"Ah! -- Ugh..." Lu Ye let out a groan after being hit, and then thought that his voice would reveal his identity, so he quickly covered his mouth and kept his sunglasses steady with the other hand.
Lu Yun: "..."
She deeply wondered if she ate something wrong when she was pregnant with Lu Ye, otherwise how could her son be so stupid? !
Lu Yun fiddled with his hair twice, turned his head and pretended nothing happened, and said to Jiang Zhitang, "Tangtang, mom just remembered something, you sit down first, mom is leaving first."
After she finished speaking, she stepped on her high heels and quickly left the scene of the crime. When she walked to the door of the coffee shop, she took a special look to confirm that the glass of this shop cannot be seen from the outside. Now Lu Yun was completely at ease, and happily went upstairs to talk to her. Chang Li shared his son's embarrassing story.
Jiang Zhitang standing in front of Lu Ye: "..."
He suppressed a smile and squatted down, trying to help him up, but as soon as he touched his arm, Lu Ye pulled his hand and dodged it.
Jiang Zhitang: "Huh?"
Lu Ye: "I don't know you, I'm fine, I'm just...the one, sit on the ground and cool off!"
"...Oh," Jiang Zhitang pointed to the coffee stain in the center of Lu Ye's crotch, "What about this one?"
Lu Ye: "I, I, I, this performance art! You don't understand!"
Jiang Zhitang was amused by Lu Ye's nonsense, and patted him on the shoulder, "Okay, get up quickly."
Lu Ye was still struggling, "Who are you? I told you I don't know you!"
Jiang Zhitang: "...Lu Ye."
Lu Ye pretended to be stupid: "Huh? What? Who is Lu Ye?"
Fortunately, this coffee shop is his own, and the waiter is also very knowledgeable. He pretended not to see the small theater staged by the couple, and even closed the shop door on purpose.
Jiang Zhitang stopped talking nonsense with Lu Ye, and quickly pulled off his mask, "Put it on again?"
Lu Ye wanted to argue again, but Jiang Zhitang continued to say, "Do you need me to take off your sunglasses too? Are you still saying that you are Lu Ye's long-lost twin brother?"
This set of rhetoric once flashed in Lu Ye's mind: "..."
He chuckled, took off his sunglasses, squeezed his head in front of Jiang Zhitang's chest, rubbing left and right, and said in a three-turn tone, "Zhizhi~"
Jiang Zhitang covered his mouth, "Be normal, it's so gross."
Lu Ye persisted, put his arms around Jiang Zhitang's waist and said with a smile, "Zhizhi, how did you recognize me?"
After he finished speaking, he looked at Jiang Zhitang with staring eyes, waiting for the person who had just said "I love you very much" in front of his mother to express his love to him. Lu Ye had already imagined several versions in his heart, such as "I love you so much that I love you so much." Hui can recognize you" and so on.
Jiang Zhitang pointed to the mask and sunglasses that had just been pulled off, and considered his sentence, "Generally speaking, normal people don't wear sunglasses and masks when drinking coffee."
Lu Ye: "..."
He hugged Jiang Zhitang's arm slightly, tightened his grip on him, and threatened, "I'll give you another chance, talk it out! What did you say to my mother just now? Cough cough... Lu Ye is fine, I Want to be with him forever, I love uh-"
Jiang Zhitang blushed and covered Lu Ye's mouth, and whispered into his ear, sternly, "Stop it!"
Lu Ye eavesdropped on Jiang Zhitang's words just now, and his heart was extremely swollen at this time. He was very flattered, and he was not at all cowardly as usual. He pouted and kissed Jiang Zhitang's palm, and looked at the person in front of him with a smile in his eyes. Even if your mouth is covered, you must finish what you just said.
"I love Lu Ye, very much," Lu Ye said vaguely because his mouth was covered, he stuck out his tongue and licked Jiang Zhitang's palm lightly, Jiang Zhitang's palm trembled from being licked , could not help but let go.
"I know, why am I 'fine'? Tell me, okay?" Lu Ye, whose mouth was loosened, was even more arrogant, his face not blushing and his heart not jumping, and his tone made people's skin crawl, "Are you okay? Okay?" Well?"
Lu Ye leaned on Jiang Zhitang while asking, Jiang Zhitang struggled to move back little by little, and finally leaned his whole body on the sofa chair that fell on the ground, Lu Ye kept his arms around his waist, and followed moved over.
Jiang Zhitang was so entangled by him that he couldn't do anything, couldn't push, couldn't walk, so he could only resign himself to his fate: "You... are very handsome, although sometimes you are silly, but you are also very cute."
Lu Ye blinked and looked at Jiang Zhitang, "What else? What else? Don't you think I'm tall, mighty, A and su?"
"Hmm..." Jiang Zhitang looked at Lu Ye's expectant eyes, wet like a puppy, and couldn't bear to hurt his self-confidence, but he really didn't want to say such words against his will, so he took the initiative to bring up another matter.
"Do you still remember what I told you when I finished the recording in the last variety show?"
Lu Ye was successfully distracted and nodded, "Remember, you asked me to supervise you not to eat spicy food in the future, and then I said what if you can't help being tempted."
Jiang Zhitang also nodded, "Well, I wanted to say, if I can't resist the temptation to eat spicy..."
He suddenly laughed, and leaned close to Lu Ye's ear and said something very quickly, so fast that Lu Ye thought he had an auditory hallucination.
Lu Ye looked at Jiang Zhitang in a daze, "You, you say it again?"
Jiang Zhitang bit his lip, his cheeks were blushing, but he leaned over and said it again.
"Brother, I want to come here once."
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Good night!Bo chi bo chi bo chi!
Lu Ye who was sitting in front suddenly heard this sentence, he was stunned for a moment, then leaned his head back hard, wishing to stretch his neck like a giraffe, he stuck his whole body on the sofa chair, holding his breath.
Jiang Zhitang, who was across the table, blushed at Lu Yun's blunt question, nodded his head and said "hmm".
"How do you say 'um', you should answer mom seriously." But Lu Yun refused to let him go, with a malicious smile on the corner of his mouth.
Jiang Zhitang took a sip of coffee, and after a few seconds, he blushed and said slowly: "Lu Ye is fine, I think I will be with him for decades to come."
When he said this, he smiled subconsciously, raised his head and met Lu Yun's eyes seriously, "Mom, I love Lu Ye, very much."
As soon as Jiang Zhitang finished speaking, he heard a "boom" from the front table. Lu Yun was also startled by the sound, thinking that something had happened to his son who was too excited to hear this, so he quickly stood up from the chair.
Lu Ye's chair was tilted by him, and it was leaning crookedly on the back of Lu Yun's chair to maintain balance. When Lu Yun got up, the poorly tortured chair couldn't support it completely, and fell down on the floor. , and Lu Ye, who was sitting on it, also fell to the ground with a "slap", and the coffee cup that was just knocked over swung twice on the table, and fell precisely in the middle of his crotch.
"Ah! -- Ugh..." Lu Ye let out a groan after being hit, and then thought that his voice would reveal his identity, so he quickly covered his mouth and kept his sunglasses steady with the other hand.
Lu Yun: "..."
She deeply wondered if she ate something wrong when she was pregnant with Lu Ye, otherwise how could her son be so stupid? !
Lu Yun fiddled with his hair twice, turned his head and pretended nothing happened, and said to Jiang Zhitang, "Tangtang, mom just remembered something, you sit down first, mom is leaving first."
After she finished speaking, she stepped on her high heels and quickly left the scene of the crime. When she walked to the door of the coffee shop, she took a special look to confirm that the glass of this shop cannot be seen from the outside. Now Lu Yun was completely at ease, and happily went upstairs to talk to her. Chang Li shared his son's embarrassing story.
Jiang Zhitang standing in front of Lu Ye: "..."
He suppressed a smile and squatted down, trying to help him up, but as soon as he touched his arm, Lu Ye pulled his hand and dodged it.
Jiang Zhitang: "Huh?"
Lu Ye: "I don't know you, I'm fine, I'm just...the one, sit on the ground and cool off!"
"...Oh," Jiang Zhitang pointed to the coffee stain in the center of Lu Ye's crotch, "What about this one?"
Lu Ye: "I, I, I, this performance art! You don't understand!"
Jiang Zhitang was amused by Lu Ye's nonsense, and patted him on the shoulder, "Okay, get up quickly."
Lu Ye was still struggling, "Who are you? I told you I don't know you!"
Jiang Zhitang: "...Lu Ye."
Lu Ye pretended to be stupid: "Huh? What? Who is Lu Ye?"
Fortunately, this coffee shop is his own, and the waiter is also very knowledgeable. He pretended not to see the small theater staged by the couple, and even closed the shop door on purpose.
Jiang Zhitang stopped talking nonsense with Lu Ye, and quickly pulled off his mask, "Put it on again?"
Lu Ye wanted to argue again, but Jiang Zhitang continued to say, "Do you need me to take off your sunglasses too? Are you still saying that you are Lu Ye's long-lost twin brother?"
This set of rhetoric once flashed in Lu Ye's mind: "..."
He chuckled, took off his sunglasses, squeezed his head in front of Jiang Zhitang's chest, rubbing left and right, and said in a three-turn tone, "Zhizhi~"
Jiang Zhitang covered his mouth, "Be normal, it's so gross."
Lu Ye persisted, put his arms around Jiang Zhitang's waist and said with a smile, "Zhizhi, how did you recognize me?"
After he finished speaking, he looked at Jiang Zhitang with staring eyes, waiting for the person who had just said "I love you very much" in front of his mother to express his love to him. Lu Ye had already imagined several versions in his heart, such as "I love you so much that I love you so much." Hui can recognize you" and so on.
Jiang Zhitang pointed to the mask and sunglasses that had just been pulled off, and considered his sentence, "Generally speaking, normal people don't wear sunglasses and masks when drinking coffee."
Lu Ye: "..."
He hugged Jiang Zhitang's arm slightly, tightened his grip on him, and threatened, "I'll give you another chance, talk it out! What did you say to my mother just now? Cough cough... Lu Ye is fine, I Want to be with him forever, I love uh-"
Jiang Zhitang blushed and covered Lu Ye's mouth, and whispered into his ear, sternly, "Stop it!"
Lu Ye eavesdropped on Jiang Zhitang's words just now, and his heart was extremely swollen at this time. He was very flattered, and he was not at all cowardly as usual. He pouted and kissed Jiang Zhitang's palm, and looked at the person in front of him with a smile in his eyes. Even if your mouth is covered, you must finish what you just said.
"I love Lu Ye, very much," Lu Ye said vaguely because his mouth was covered, he stuck out his tongue and licked Jiang Zhitang's palm lightly, Jiang Zhitang's palm trembled from being licked , could not help but let go.
"I know, why am I 'fine'? Tell me, okay?" Lu Ye, whose mouth was loosened, was even more arrogant, his face not blushing and his heart not jumping, and his tone made people's skin crawl, "Are you okay? Okay?" Well?"
Lu Ye leaned on Jiang Zhitang while asking, Jiang Zhitang struggled to move back little by little, and finally leaned his whole body on the sofa chair that fell on the ground, Lu Ye kept his arms around his waist, and followed moved over.
Jiang Zhitang was so entangled by him that he couldn't do anything, couldn't push, couldn't walk, so he could only resign himself to his fate: "You... are very handsome, although sometimes you are silly, but you are also very cute."
Lu Ye blinked and looked at Jiang Zhitang, "What else? What else? Don't you think I'm tall, mighty, A and su?"
"Hmm..." Jiang Zhitang looked at Lu Ye's expectant eyes, wet like a puppy, and couldn't bear to hurt his self-confidence, but he really didn't want to say such words against his will, so he took the initiative to bring up another matter.
"Do you still remember what I told you when I finished the recording in the last variety show?"
Lu Ye was successfully distracted and nodded, "Remember, you asked me to supervise you not to eat spicy food in the future, and then I said what if you can't help being tempted."
Jiang Zhitang also nodded, "Well, I wanted to say, if I can't resist the temptation to eat spicy..."
He suddenly laughed, and leaned close to Lu Ye's ear and said something very quickly, so fast that Lu Ye thought he had an auditory hallucination.
Lu Ye looked at Jiang Zhitang in a daze, "You, you say it again?"
Jiang Zhitang bit his lip, his cheeks were blushing, but he leaned over and said it again.
"Brother, I want to come here once."
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Good night!Bo chi bo chi bo chi!
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