This marriage is always inseparable

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Lu Ye was about to die of anger.

This is different from what you said!Why didn't Jiang Zhitang play his cards according to the routine!

This should obviously be a script where Jiang Zhitang was so hungry and thirsty that he watched coldly from the sidelines!How did it develop to the point where it is now!

How did you start discussing when to get a divorce?

Lu Ye viciously broke open a Pippi shrimp under his hands, staring at the fat shrimp meat while thinking while getting angry.

After brutally dismembering an unknown number of Pippi Shrimp, Lu Ye suddenly realized!

Could it be... this is the legendary play hard to get?

From the corner of his eyes, Jiang Zhitang saw Lu Ye's complexion. He didn't speak any more. He just focused on the delicious food in front of him. He took a piece of the restaurant's "signature maple sugar cake" and ate it silently, and quietly moved the stool to sit a little further away.

Stay away from right and wrong, stay away from the uncertain Lu Ye.

The director asked the waiter to serve a table of wine, including white and red, as well as several bottles of champagne, and poured them into the glasses in front of everyone one by one.

Jiang Zhitang and Lu Ye stared at the wine in front of them and fell into deep thought.

Jiang Zhitang's biological father often came home after drinking too much. Out of curiosity, he secretly opened a bottle of white wine that had been stored for a long time at home, wanting to taste what it tasted like, and then he was caught by the hot and spicy smell. The taste is choking to death.

He immediately closed the lid and put the bottle of wine back to its original place. He didn't know why his father had a soft spot for this thing, but he was sure it was a taste he didn't like.

Later, he went to the Conservatory of Music, and the teacher repeatedly told him to protect his voice. In addition, although Jiang Zhitang was in the entertainment industry, he was always unwilling to socialize. He only kept his head on writing his own songs, so he rarely drank alcohol after that.

And Lu Ye was purely because of his poor drinking capacity, and it was extremely bad. Thinking about the first time he confessed his love to Jiang Zhitang, he was nervous and excited. He thought about what to say, but was knocked down by two bottles of beer halfway.

Jiang Zhitang debuted on the same talent show as him, and happened to live in the same dormitory.

I almost fell in love with Jiang Zhitang at first sight, and after being with him for more than two months, I finally mustered up the courage before the final episode of the talent show, and took Jiang Zhitang out for supper, intending to drink some wine to strengthen my courage, and confessed my love in one go.

He found an extremely remote open-air barbecue stall near the draft dormitory, and the summer night was also very hot, which made Lu Ye, who was already nervous, sweat all over as soon as he sat down.

Sitting opposite him, Jiang Zhitang saw the two bottles of beer ordered by Lu Ye, hesitated for a while and said apologetically, "Sorry, I don't drink."

"Ah, it's okay, it's all mine!" After finishing speaking, Lu Ye picked up the wine bottle and drank it down.

"Are you thirsty?" Jiang Zhitang couldn't help smiling as he looked at Lu Ye who was drinking in the opposite direction.

Jiang Zhitang looked so pretty when he smiled, with crescent-like eyes and two small dimples at the corners of his mouth, Lu Ye was so fascinated that he stayed on the spot, staring at Jiang Zhitang blankly.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Jiang Zhitang blinked and asked suspiciously.

It was only now that Lu Ye came to his senses, but he hiccupped as soon as he opened his mouth.

Jiang Zhitang laughed again, his eyes narrowed, "Lu Ye, you are so cute."

Lu Ye didn't know if he was cute or not, but Jiang Zhitang was really cute!Cute and good-looking!Even the bright white teeth that show when you smile are so heart-warming!Lu Ye felt as if he had been bewitched by Jiang Zhitang, he was so fascinated, his head was dizzy...

Then Lu Ye really fainted and fell headfirst on the table.

Jiang Zhitang also remembered this incident. He was teased by the silly Lu Ye that day, and Lu Ye also looked at him "hehehe" for a long time, and then slammed his head on the table.

If it wasn't for Jiang Zhitang's support in time, the simple wooden table would have been knocked over. He and the shop owner were overwhelmed with fright, and when they were about to call an ambulance, they heard Lu Ye snoring who was lying there.

Store owner:  …

Jiang Zhitang: ...

Later, Jiang Zhitang paid for the meal and dragged Lu Ye back to the dormitory with all his strength, but as soon as he entered the door, Lu Ye vomited all over him...

He didn't want to recall the story that happened that night anymore, he could only say that it was a really interesting night.

Thinking of this, Jiang Zhitang was planning to sneak away with Lu Ye, but he didn't expect to see the director walking over with a wine glass with a smile when he looked up.

"Xiao Jiang," the director touched his round belly and smiled like Maitreya Buddha, "I never thought you would come to our show!"

Jiang Zhitang: ...I didn't expect that either.

"I just want to say, thank you for having you!" The director thought about the ratings of future shows, and reached out to the two brothers to pat Jiang Zhitang's shoulders, "I did it, you can do whatever you want!"

After the director finished speaking, he took a sip of the wine in the glass. Seeing that Jiang Zhitang was still holding the glass hesitantly, he turned his head, looked at him with piercing eyes and said, "Xiao Jiang's hair is so beautiful, just like in the comics. As the saying goes, hair Li Deping, drinking must be okay! Isn't it?"

Jiang Zhitang: ...No, no.

Where did the director learn it all from? It rhymes better than his lyrics.Jiang Zhitang was struggling with how to refuse, but Lu Ye who was beside him suddenly stood up.

"Director, let me drink with you. He is a singer, so he has to protect his throat." Lu Ye took Jiang Zhitang's cup and drank it down.

When the director saw Lu Ye, his eyes lit up, and he smiled heartily, "Xiao Lu can drink a lot! Come on! Our show is also thanks to Xiao Lu!"

"People are in good spirits on happy occasions, and there are only a thousand glasses of wine on bosom friends, so don't say anything, do it!"

Lu Ye was said a few words by the director, followed by one cup after another. Jiang Zhitang couldn't hold back even if he was beside him.

"Don't you know how much you can drink?" Jiang Zhitang whispered in Lu Ye's ear, and tried to take the cup from his hand.

"I, I drink very well! Thief!" Lu Ye blushed already, snatched the glass from Jiang Zhitang's hand, and poured himself another glass of wine.

...It's over, I'm already drunk.

Jiang Zhitang sighed helplessly, and went out to ask the waiter to help him buy anti-alcohol medicine. When he came back, he found that the director and Lu Ye had already reached a fever pitch.

"Come on, Xiao Lu! Rinse your mouth in twos, twos, twos, twos and fours, don't count as alcohol, walk against the wall in fives and sixes, sevens and eights—"

Lu Ye took the wine handed by the director and drank it in one gulp, "Still roaring!"

After drinking, the director held Lu Ye's hand sympathetically, "Bosom friend! Bosom friend!"

It's been a long time since I met a drinking buddy who can pick up any words. The more the director drank, the more excited he became, and he filled Lu Ye's and his own glasses again.

Director: "Lover's tears, one drop will make you drunk!"

Lu Ye: "An amorous heart will break if you rub it!"

Two people: "Love is a glass of wine, anyone who drinks it will get drunk!"

The director raised his head to toast again, hugged Lu Ye and patted his back vigorously, "Xiao Lu, brother understands you!"

Jiang Zhitang: ...

"Ugh—" Lu Ye vomited on the toilet in the dark, and Jiang Zhitang patted him on the back.

Lu Ye drank too much. In the end, Jiang Zhitang and the waiter carried him out together. His assistant Dali didn't know where he was, and he couldn't get through the phone.

Jiang Zhitang couldn't ignore him like this, so he opened a room on the top floor of the restaurant.

When Lu Ye finally finished vomiting, Jiang Zhitang rinsed his mouth with mouthwash, fed him a piece of hangover medicine, and helped him lie on the bed.

"Why do you drink so much? The capacity for alcohol is so bad." Jiang Zhitang touched Lu Ye's forehead and asked softly, "Does your head still hurt?"

Lu Ye nodded, then shook his head again, muttering indistinctly: "If I don't drink, you have to drink. Why don't I drink it?"

Jiang Zhitang's heart seemed to be poked by a soft feather suddenly, he looked at Lu Ye without blinking, then bent down and pressed his forehead against his arm, his nose felt a little sore.

"Don't be so nice to me..." Jiang Zhitang whispered to himself, "I really can't bear to let you go if you do this again."

Then I heard Lu Ye yelling vaguely, which sounded quite imposing: "You are not drunk, I am not drunk, who will break the curb (sleep)!"

Jiang Zhitang: "..."

Lu Ye woke up early the next morning, shook his drowsy head, and vaguely remembered that Jiang Zhitang asked him to rinse his mouth and feed him medicine in a very gentle tone.

He recalled the scene last night and couldn't help laughing.

Jiang Zhitang is really duplicity, he obviously can't do without himself, but he still wants to say nonsense such as getting a divorce as soon as possible, which is just playing hard to get.

Thinking that he had perfectly mastered Jiang Zhitang's plan, Lu Ye turned on his phone with a smile, intending to call Shenyin's Dali to pick him up last night.

However, just after turning on the machine, I saw——

Zhizhi: [I have time recently, when is it convenient for you, let's get a divorce as soon as possible. ]

Oh, come here again.

Today's Lu Ye is not the same as yesterday. He has seen through Jiang Zhitang's little thoughts, so he replied the message without any fear.

[Let’s just do it today, I’ll do it later when I return to City B. ]

Heh, Lu Ye doesn't believe that Jiang Zhitang will really divorce before he tricks him into bed again?

A few hours later, Dali held the boss's phone that rang three times in one hand, and the boss' nonsense script in the other.

vigorously:……

Lu Ye's expression was a bit unnatural, "Pick it up!...Don't forget to turn on the speakerphone!"

Sighing heavily, he pressed the answer button.

"That, Mr. Jiang, what a coincidence, it's me again haha..." Dali tried to relieve his embarrassment with laughter.

Jiang Zhitang on the other end of the phone paused, his voice hesitant, "Dali, is Lu Ye there? I made an appointment with him to come to the Civil Affairs Bureau this afternoon."

listen!listen!What a familiar question!

Dali glanced at the boss who was sitting next to him nervously eavesdropping on the phone, but kept silent, and could only follow the familiar routine.

"Oh, that... Teacher Jiang, I was just about to call you. Something happened to Brother Lu, so I might not be able to go today."

Jiang Zhitang fell silent on the phone.

One second...two seconds...

Lu Ye pushed Dali hard, but Dali could only continue to speak.

"Teacher Jiang? Are you still there?"

"... Lu Ye got into a car accident again?"

"Ah, that's not true." Dali looked at the script in his hand, reading word by word, "Brother Lu accidentally bumped into the door frame when he was going out, that... the concussion recurred."

Jiang Zhitang: "..."

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The persuasion words in this episode come from Baidu, excessive drinking is harmful to health!As the saying goes: When you meet a bosom friend, there are only a thousand cups, drink as much as you can, and run away if you can't drink (:3_ヽ)_