Me and I fell across the door

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"Boring!" Yan Yiyi put down her phone and yelled loudly.After watching the variety show, I'm so bored! "What are you all doing?"

However, no one answered her.Yan Yiyi glanced at the others, Qian Baoer was watching the drama seriously, Wu Nianzhi was quietly reading the novel, Ren Qiaoan was staring at the computer intently, typing on the keyboard.

"Ren Qiaoyan, what are you doing?"

"Huh? I didn't do anything." Ren Qiaoan felt guilty for being Q suddenly, and she didn't expect that Yan Yiyi was walking towards her.

"What?" Yan Yiyi walked to Ren Qiaoyan, glanced at the computer screen, "Writing a propaganda?"

"Yeah!" It's dangerous, but fortunately, Ren Qiao'an has always been prepared, "Help me write a publicity draft."

"Damn, they still let you write it, shouldn't they let the freshmen write these things." Yan Yiyi complained casually.

"It's okay, I'm idle anyway." Seeing Yan Yiyi leave behind her, Ren Qiaoyan breathed a sigh of relief, and skillfully switched to another file.

call!It's too difficult to change the little yellow text in the dormitory!

"Boring~" Yan Yiyi went back to her desk and continued to complain, "After class every day, I go back to the dormitory, so boring!"

"Yiyi, haven't you had any club activities recently?" Qian Baoer asked.

"No, the club is full of freshmen now, and my sister is not interested in my younger brother." Well, the mountaineering club has a few good freshmen, but the activities of the mountaineering club are too boring!Either researching which mountain to climb next time, or on the way to climb the mountain.

Wu Nianzhi said lightly, "Oh, where is your 1.9-meter senior?"

"Wu Nianzhi!" Yan Yiyi gritted her teeth, "You did it on purpose! You knew the senior had a girlfriend and you still mentioned him in front of me!"

The dormitory became lively again, but Ren Qiao An was still editing the text with trepidation.Finally changed a few chapters, Ren Qiaoyan uploaded it immediately, I wish you can pass this time!

After finishing his work, Ren Qiaoyan noticed that the penguin icon in the lower right corner of the desktop was blinking non-stop.Ren Qiaoyan clicked in, and it turned out that a new announcement was posted in the group, @Everyone.

[Dangdang~ The first CP speed dating event of this group is officially held~~

Activity rules: People with the same dice points form CP, and the effective days of CP are the corresponding groups of dice points

Registration method: privately poke the group leader, just roll the dice

Registration time: the next 24 hours; result announcement time: 48 hours later

Dangdang~Welcome all Ji cubs to actively participate~~~]

Uh, is this addictive playing dice?

Ren Qiaoyan found out that when people are bored, they are really looking for things to do.A group of boring people in the group are playing craps, and two boring people in the dormitory are arguing.

Harm...human beings.

Just as Ren Qiaoan was feeling emotional, the little penguin flickered again, it was the old master.Ren Qiaoyan's long-term netizen, the two met in the novice writing group.Ren Qiaoyan and her hit it off very well, and they were friends who got along well with each other.

Old Master: Old Tie, have you participated in CP activities?

Seeing Nanshan leisurely: I participated.

Asking this question is not a joke, Ren Qiaoyan complained about it, but after reading the announcement, he went to poke the group leader.She is not active in hooking up with young ladies, and has problematic thinking.

Old Master: Tsk.

Leisurely seeing Nanshan: What's wrong?Did you not participate?

Old Master: Participated.

Old Master: But, this old man has a bad premonition [Calm Analysis]

Seeing Nanshan leisurely: [Black question mark]

Old Master: After counting the old man, it seems that your fate has arrived!

Leisurely seeing Nanshan: Huh? [Confused face] Isn't this a good thing?

Old Master: But, it seems not so smooth!

Old Master: We need to spend money to eliminate disasters [serious face]

Seeing Nanshan leisurely: ...

Seeing Nanshan leisurely: Gan!Want to use me for performance again?

Seeing Nanshan leisurely: You are still not human!I haven't returned the five yuan that I lied to at the beginning!

Old Master: ...

Old Master: I've never seen anyone pickier than you!

Old Master: Did I point out a clear path for you?What's wrong with charging you five dollars!

That's right, the person who encouraged Ren Qiaoan to embark on the road of Xiao Huangwen was the guy who claimed to be fortune-telling as his main business and web writing as a side job, old master.

Leisurely seeing Nanshan: But!Clean the net now!

Old Master: [Smoke a cigarette and calm down]

Old Master: Don't panic, you can transform in the next book.

Seeing Nanshan leisurely: pi!

From the beginning, Ren Qiao'an focused on clear water style, and he hasn't written a wave after two years of writing.It was not easy to rely on Xiao Huang Wen to become popular, wow, I didn't expect that the beautiful days are so short!

Old Master: Career is not good, but love comes.This wave is not bad, brother.

Seeing Nanshan leisurely: ...do you think I will believe you?

Old Master: Tsk, believe it or not.

Old Master: By the way, you didn't have a crush on someone last night, why don't you try?

Leisurely seeing Nanshan: Who?

Old Master: The number one card.

Leisurely seeing Nanshan: No.

Old Master: Then you chatted so happily?

Seeing Nanshan leisurely: Did you say before?That's not a game.

Old Master: Have you met other people to chat with?I didn't care about me at all!By the way, you didn't add friends to each other?

Old Master: [Calmly analyze]

Leisurely seeing Nanshan: No.Why add friends?

Old Master: You!Be careful!Mouth/Hi King!

Seeing Nanshan leisurely: This is called a one-night stand on the Internet.

Old Master: Bah!You are just 10 minutes of love.

Old Master: It's hopeless, so be widowed!

Old Master Q: [咕呱] [咒呱] [咒呱] [咒呱]

Seeing Nanshan leisurely: each other [smiles]

Leisurely seeing Nanshan: [吹呱] [吱呱] [吱呱] [吱呱] [吱呱] [吱呱] [吱呱]

To be honest, at the beginning, Ren Qiao'an had a mediocre impression of the leader of the group. She is the administrator of the group and often works as a group warmer.Ren Qiaoyan didn't have much interaction with her, except for the occasional conversation.Recently, probably because of the last speed-dating CP game, Ren Qiaoyan paid more attention to the top card in the group than before.Hearing the old master mention her, Ren Qiaoan said that there was no turmoil in her heart, that was a lie, if you want to say that there are turbulent waves, that is also impossible.However, what happened next really made Ren Qiaoan feel emotional.

On Wednesday, the results of the CP activities in the group were announced.In the announcement, she, the old master and the top card in this group all have four points.

...What does this mean?

Xiaocaiji (could be teased): Does this mean we are threesome?

Durian Flavored Candy: Looking forward to your performance.

Kneeling to get rich: Wow, why is no one matching me, is someone giving me a young lady?

Old Master: @小蛋鸡 (可把) Don’t, I don’t want to make do with you guys.You two think I'm dead.

Small Vegetable Chicken (can be teased): Don’t want purple sauce~

Ren Qiao'an felt that it was really embarrassing to meet an acquaintance. I guess the old master would be disgusted by her hahahaha!

Top card in this group: Haha, @小蛋鸡（可把）When do you want to start the timer.

Ren Qiaoyan was taken aback. She didn't expect that the top card in the group would accept it very quickly. As expected of...the top card in the group?

Xiaocaiji (could be teased): Now.

What Ren Qiao'an thought was to start early and end early.

Top card in this group: Good.

Top card in this group: Hey, my dear, first change the group name card to Langlang's body shou.

...What do you mean?

Xiaocaiji (Shou under Langlang's body): My dear, it's been changed, are you satisfied~

Durian-flavored candy: Can't bear to look straight.

Old Master: Uh, the two dramatists are starting to harm people again [Fu Zuo]

Kneeling and begging to get rich: Wow, dog abuse.

Top card in this group: Be good~

Xiaocaiji (Shou under Langlang): Kiss my wife~

Top card in this group: [Chicken eating link] One is short of three, come quickly.

Top card in this group: My dear, play games with me.

...What do you mean?Are all women so pushy?

Xiaocaiji (Langlang's lower body): OK.

After clicking on the link to eat chicken, Ren Qiaoyan realized that he shouldn't be using wheat?

No matter how crooked the writing is, Ren Qiaoan can do it, but in terms of language... Ren Qiaoan still has an old face.Forget it, I'll find an excuse to shut down the microphone later, Ren Qiaoan thought so.

Go Back Lai Xi: Hey, can you hear me?

It is clear and viscous, like milk-flavored beer, and has a nice voice. Ren Qiaoyan gave it a high evaluation, no wonder it is the top brand.

Ren Qiaoyan lowered his voice.

Chicken Stew with Mushrooms: Yes.

Going back and coming: who are you?

Stewed Chicken with Mushrooms: I am a small vegetable chicken in the group.

Going back and coming: oh oh.

……

The two fell into a brief silence.

Ren Qiao'an was embarrassed, and in the embarrassment was a little bit of shyness, shouldn't you use your leading role to warm up the field at this time!

Fortunately, the other two teammates quickly joined in, making the atmosphere a little more active, and successfully alleviating Ren Qiao'an's inexplicable tension.

You charge and I add bags: Langlang, everyone is here, let’s open.

You lick the bag and I charge: Langlang, this is your CP, why don't you talk.

Ren Qiaoyan responded bravely, without panic, as long as I don't say anything, no one will be embarrassed.

Chicken Stewed Mushroom: Hello.

You lick the bag and I charge: Hello!hello!Follow me, let's dance to P city.

You lick the bag and I charge: West 30 has a team, be careful.Hey, there is someone!

You charge me to add a bag: where? ? ?

You lick the bag and I charge: I'm dead, my wife is coming to add more bags?

You charge and I add bags: here we come!

Seeing that this screen name is a couple, Ren Qiaoyan is not sour, so she just ran the map silently.

Going back and coming: South 60, there are two, who has a magnifying glass.

Ren Qiaoyan silently threw the quadruple mirror behind Guigui Laixi, and then continued to search the house.

You charge and I add a bag: ah!I have footsteps here!

Go back and come: here we come.

The voice of the top card is really good, and it seems that the game skills are also good, so Ren Qiaoyan just keeps silent.

You lick the bag and I charge: Daughter-in-law, don't move, we are coming.

You lick me and charge: Huh?Why is your CP silent, Langlang?

Uh, why did you ask her, Ren Qiaoyan didn't know what to say!

Stewed Chicken with Mushrooms: Sorry, I'm in the dormitory, it's a bit noisy, so I'll turn off the mic for now.

You lick the bag and I charge: Langlang, your CP has been following your ass and throwing things for you.

You charge and I add bags: look at others.

... Uh, why did you say it! !It's embarrassing, okay? Ren Qiaoyan panicked.

Going back: Haha, this is her character design for today, my soft and cute body.

……What are you laughing laughing!

There was obvious banter in the laughter, and Ren Qiaoyan, who was off-screen, couldn't help blushing, and slowly typed in the chat box: I'm not very good at playing, it's better to throw the equipment to you.

You lick the bag and I charge: Langlang, your CP said that you are not very good at playing.

Going back and coming: It's okay, this attack is protecting you.

……So be it.