she's a rose she's a gun

"Welcome to Shangxia 5000 Years Amusement Park. I will be your guide today. You are welcome." Wang Gen put on a funny hat and bowed gentlemanly, causing Bai Weiran to giggle.

This morning, Wen Wenming pushed Mu Yang, and Bai Weiran dragged Nico. The four of them gathered at the entrance of the 5000 Years Amusement Park. Wang Gen was already waiting there with a smile on his face.

"Are all the fun things open today? You don't need to line up if you take us in?" Bai Weiran asked excitedly, tugging at Wang Gen's arm.

Wang Gen proudly replied: "Of course! I don't care about my status, but the matter of queuing... Although today is an internal test and there are very few people, there are still some relatives of the leaders in the garden. Is it possible to queue up?" I will also line up for a while, but each team will definitely not exceed 10 minutes, I promise!"

Bai Weiran shook her neck coquettishly: "Okay~~~"

Nico walked in the middle of a group of people, looking around vigilantly. Wang Gen happened to see her neck turning around, and suddenly his face collapsed: "My aunt, can you relax for a while? I promise that there will be absolutely no paparazzi and entertainment here." Remember, if it is secretly photographed, I will use my career to threaten the director and ask the director to buy the photos, okay?"

Nico raised his head disdainfully: "Whether there are any paparazzi, I still have to confirm with my own eyes."

Mu Yang happened to hear this conversation behind him, and couldn't help but smirked and tugged at the corner of Nico's clothes: "Okay, Wang Gen already said that the security of the closed beta is very strict, so don't worry if you haven't invited reporters, it hurts." Let's have a good time, recently you have... worked hard."

Sighing slightly, Nico snorted and said nothing more.

On the other side, Wen Wenming looked at Wang Gen's dark circles and clicked his tongue: "Did you stay up all night last night? You've been busy for the past few days and finally you can rest."

"Fortunately, I tested the system for the last time yesterday, and it should be fine. Having said that, I am very happy that you can come." Wang Gen grinned.

Mu Yang leaned slightly in the wheelchair: "Thank you for inviting us, please."

Wang Gen quickly took two steps forward, and pulled back Bai Weiran, who had seen Sa Huan running in the wrong direction, and then answered Mu Yang's words: "Thank you, you guys are enough to accommodate me, and I also Very happy..."

"Yo." Wenming teased with a smile from behind, "It's rare that you are so serious today."

"What is 'rare'!" Wang Gen puffed his lips, then trotted to the front, clapping his hands to attract people's attention, "Let's move on to the first project—'Kunpeng Fuyao'!"

Walking on the road, Wen Wen tucked Mu Yang's lap quilt from time to time, the autumn wind in the capital city in October was already cool.

"I can go by myself." Mu Yang raised his head, and he could vaguely see the distress in her eyes through the sunglasses.

Civilization shook his head vigorously: "That's not okay, the doctor said that walking for a long time is not allowed for the time being, right Nico."

Nico made an "OK" gesture in front of him.

"You'll have to use your feet when you're playing games later, boy~" Seeing no one around, Wen Wenming leaned down and kissed Mu Yang's face, relying on his height advantage.

Over there, Bai Weiran pestered Wang Gen and chattered non-stop: "What is 'Kunpeng Fuyao'?"

Wang Gen looked mysterious: "You will know when we arrive."

Standing in front of the "Kunpeng Fuyao" project, Wenming got the meaning of the name.

This is a huge dual-purpose roller coaster in the air and water, with a total length of about 2000 meters. The highest point is 40 meters above the ground, and the lowest point is a section in the lake, which is at the same height as the lake surface, just to wet the riders. legs.

"So that's the case." She and Mu Yang looked at each other and smiled.

On the other side, Bai Weiran grabbed Wang Gen: "So Kunpeng is the big fish 'Kun' and big bird 'Peng' in Zhuangzi's "Xiaoyaoyou". What does Fuyao mean?"

"Fuyao is a whirlwind that spirals upwards from the ground, which is used to describe the roller coaster's fast speed and wide angle." Wang Gen explained cheerfully.

"There are sculptures of Kun and Peng at the head and tail of this roller coaster, and the patterns are very vividly carved. The faintly visible text on the side should be the full text of "Xiaoyaoyou". The person welcoming guests at the door seems to be Zhuangzi. The overall design is not bad. .” Nico, who hadn’t spoken for a long time, looked around and commented.

"Expert." Wang Gen looked at her with admiration, "That's why this park is called "Up and Down 5000 Years". It focuses on traditional cultural themes and combines amusement facilities with traditional culture. The designer has two talents." of."

"It seems that we can find an opportunity to cooperate with this designer." Nico touched his chin and muttered to himself.

"Okay, okay." Bai Weiran gave her a push, "Don't think about work when you come out to play today, go in quickly, there is no queue right now."

Wen Wen glanced at Mu Yang, who happened to be looking at her too.

The two looked at each other for five seconds, Wenming was the first to lose, and shook his head helplessly.

"Just this time." While coaxing her coquettishly, Mu Yang stood up from the wheelchair.

The part of the roller coaster passing by the lake would wet the calf, Wenming was worried about affecting Mu Yang's injury, so he didn't want Mu Yang to go up at first.

But looking at Mu Yang's begging eyes, she finally couldn't bear to refuse.

A group of five people finally got on the roller coaster.

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"It's really exciting, I'm so hungry." Recalling the scene of riding the "Kunpeng Swinging" in the morning, Bai Weiran held his eggplant in his mouth and raised his head with emotion.

It was more than four o'clock in the afternoon, and the sky was getting dark. After getting off the "Kunpeng Fuyao" roller coaster, a group of five people clocked in the "Terracotta Warriors" carousel, "Zheng He's Voyages to the West" pirate ship, and "Three Hundred Tang Poems" Projects such as the Ferris wheel and the "Four Great Masterpieces" bumper cars, visited the "Chang'an City" market, and enjoyed performances such as "Peach Blossom Spring" and "A Hundred Schools of Thought Controversy".

"If you hadn't been clamoring to play, we would have had dinner long ago." Nico said coldly as he squeezed his fingers and took a bite of the mutton purse.

"Didn't I see that everyone ate a lot at the market, and no one said they were hungry..." Bai Weiran felt aggrieved.

Wenming smoothed things over: "It's good to eat it now, one of you has the 'Dream of Red Mansions' set meal, and the other is the 'Riverside Scene During Qingming Festival' set meal, then let me see what I order..."

However, Wang Gen came over with two plates sweating profusely: "There are too many people inside, why do you all eat at this time, the two you grab are the 'Tao Yuanming' set meal and the 'Compendium of Materia Medica' set meal, and this is all that's left. There are two kinds, but they are quite in line with your preferences..."

Mu Yang looked at the luscious green vegetables and the snow-white and transparent lotus root flour osmanthus cake, and let out a satisfied swallowing sound.

"Wow, you guys look so plain." Bai Weiran took a look and stuck out her tongue cautiously.

Mu Yang and Wenming looked at each other and smiled.

After everyone had eaten enough, Wang Gen wiped his mouth and cleared his throat, "Attention everyone, we will go to the highlight of the night after eating, my proudest work, my life's design!"

"What is it?" Everyone asked in unison.

"Temporary secrecy." Wang Gen put his index finger on his mouth and smiled maliciously.

After half an hour.

"This seems to be the place I came to last time, but why didn't I notice it was so weird..." Civilization looked at the building in front of him, and twitched the corners of his mouth.

Bai Weiran couldn't hold back anymore, and asked Wang Gen excitedly, "You designed this?"

In front of you is a palace with red bricks and green tiles. Its antique and luxurious shape seems to draw people back to the Tang Dynasty. There is a plaque above the palace with three large characters written on it: Xingqing Palace.

"Of course." Wang Gen was a little carried away, "My palace is the most beautiful in the whole paradise."

Mu Yang gently touched the red lacquered pillars, and couldn't help but admire: "The degree of restoration is still very high, Wang Gen, you have quite good art skills."

Wang Gen patted his head embarrassingly: "Where, stop watching from outside, let's go in..."

"Do you know who lived in this Xingqing Palace back then?" Nico said suddenly with his hands in his pockets.

Wang Gen, who was calling everyone in, froze for a moment, like a big rooster with its shell stuck. After a few seconds, she murmured, "Isn't it meant to be festive?"

Nico sneered and walked inside without saying anything.

"Cough cough." Wen Wenming coughed awkwardly when he passed by Wang Gen, "This Xingqing Palace is the residence of Tang Xuanzong and Yang Yuhuan, it's not a random name, this building...isn't designed by you, right?" .”

When Wang Gen heard this, he was shocked, but then she poked Wenming embarrassingly again: "Oh, you know mine, how could you design it? This shape was made by other designers, and I was in charge of the interior." systems and procedures."

Mu Yang smiled, and comforted him softly: "I'm talking too much, and Nico has been in a bad mood recently, and he's also very tired, so his mouth is a bit poisonous. Don't be as knowledgeable as her."

"Where is it, my only wish today is for everyone to have fun." Wang Gen waved his hand quickly.

After everyone entered the interior of Xingqing Palace, they realized where Wang Gen was proud.

The entire interior of the palace turned out to be a large-scale video game city, but it was a few octaves higher than "Tom Bear". Just as far as the eye can see, you can see the neon-like racing track and the radiant basketball. Machines, slides with frosted glass texture, sand/desert/of/eagle-shaped gunfight games...

"Ahem." Wang Gen coughed and brought everyone's imagination of being immersed in a fantasy world back to reality.

"How about it? Although the appearance of the palace has nothing to do with me, this entire set of game facilities is a system designed by me. The most advanced artificial intelligence allows you to have fun with the robot at once!"

However, after she finished speaking, she did not get the expected cheers.

Wang Gen: "?"

Wenming touched his nose in embarrassment: "No, Lao Wang, are you going to introduce how to play? We just look at the colorful ones. Are there any rules?"

"Oh, I'm sorry to be so excited." Wang Gen patted his head, walked to the middle of the venue, and spread his hands like a successful person: "All beautiful ladies, let me introduce the 'Xingqing Palace' to you. How to play, as you can see, this is a large-scale video game city. The whole building is divided into four floors, and each floor is equipped with various game items, which is very exciting and fun.

And here is different from the ordinary game city, the biggest feature is that all the equipment is equipped with the most advanced and technological artificial intelligence, it can simulate the most realistic scene of the game according to your needs, just put this little thing on your head , you can enjoy the unlimited world. "

As he spoke, Wang Gen walked to the wall, took down several small black headphones, and distributed them to everyone one by one.

When it was sent to Nico, she frowned and waved her hand: "I never wear headphones, it's uncomfortable to be stuck."

Wang Gen smiled: "This is a high-tech technology that fits the human body. It can be automatically adjusted according to the shape of each person's head. It is small and light, and it also has a massage function."

Nico took it over and put it on dubiously. Sure enough, as soon as the metal on the top and sides of the head touched the scalp, the space adjustment began automatically. Two seconds later, she felt that the entire earphone seemed to have grown with her skin, and she couldn't feel it at all. Any weight, the contact part even gently massages like a pair of warm hands.

"It's amazing, it's so comfortable." On the other side, Bai Weiran was already amazed.

Seeing that everyone had put on their earphones, Wang Gen smiled with satisfaction, and stood in front of Sha/Mo/Zhi/Eagle/Hand/Gun: "Now I will show you how to play."

She picked up the sand/desert/zhi/eagle and softly said to it: "Island."

Wen Wenming felt Wang Gen's voice clearly coming from her eardrums, and before she could react, she suddenly felt the world spinning in front of her eyes, and closed her eyes involuntarily. After feeling the stillness in front of her eyes through her eyelids, she slowly opened them. eyes.

However, at that moment, her jaw dropped from shock!

It is clear that I am on a tropical island, surrounded by endless ocean, the sound of roaring waves can be heard in my ears, there are even tall coconut trees growing on the island, and beach chairs and sun umbrellas are scattered on the seashore. It is exactly the same as what I saw when I went to the Maldives for vacation!

At this moment, she suddenly saw a small boat sailing towards the shore not far away, and before she could react, five burly men wearing sunglasses and turbans and holding submachine guns jumped out of the boat. The big man pointed his gun at her!

"Be careful!" She hadn't finished speaking, and before her body had time to react, she heard a gunshot on her left side, and five burly men fell down.

Wenming, who was covered in cold sweat from fright, turned his head and saw Wang Gen, who was holding a sand/desert/zhi/eagle, looking at him with a smile.

It was only then that Wen Wenming noticed that Nico and Bai Weiran around them watched Wang Gen freeze in place just like herself. She immediately lowered her head to look at Mu Yang who was in the wheelchair, and saw the same scene reflected in Mu Yang's eyes.

"Hey." Wang Gen blew on the muzzle of the gun, and said softly, "Release".

There was another burst of dazzlement in front of my eyes. After everything returned to calm, Civilization saw the scene of the video game city that everyone saw when they first came in.

A moment of silence.

"Why... why, do you want another one?" Seeing that everyone didn't respond, Wang Gen was startled, and she couldn't wait to shout at the pistol/gun: "Universe!"

"Shhhhh..."

After opening his eyes this time, civilization saw himself floating in the universe, the earth and the moon were not far away from him, and further away, it seemed to be Neptune and Uranus that the geography teacher had mentioned...

With Wang Gen's three shots to eliminate the aliens who came down from the spaceship and a "relief", civilization returned to reality again.

This time everyone was no longer silent, and there was a warm applause from the audience.

"Oh my God, it's amazing, it's exactly the same as the real thing!" Bai Weiran took the lead in expressing the most heartfelt shock and admiration in his life.

"It's amazing, how can the picture be so beautiful and feel so real." Sitting in the wheelchair, Mu Yang's hands were blushing, and he looked at Wang Gen and said sincerely.

"I really felt weightless just now." Even Nico showed his first smiling face of the day.

Only then did Wang Gen let out a big breath: "Your reaction at the beginning scared me to death, I thought you didn't think it was fun.

Well, I think you all understand, this is my design, everyone is open to play tonight, this is the privilege given to me by the director, it is not open to the public tonight, only the designer and her friends are welcome! "

"Wow!" Everyone cheered.

Wang Gen smiled so much that at least sixteen teeth were exposed. She touched the button on the left side of her earphone: "You all saw the scene of my password just now because I tuned everyone to a channel. Then Next, I will disperse everyone, and each can choose to play the project he is interested in. If two or three people want to play together, just press the green button on the left to tune to a channel... here There are no rules in the game, everything is carried out according to the player's own wishes, so let's start..."

Before the words fell, Civilization suddenly heard a strange and cold electronic voice in his ears: "From now on, the game will be played according to my rules."

Before realizing who was speaking, the door behind everyone suddenly slammed shut!

The author has something to say:

Another day where the imagination runs dry...

This article is expected to have two more chapters to finish (I really didn’t expect it, I always thought it should have been finished long ago...

All the foods mentioned in the article have real sources. I also checked for a long time.

Next chapter preview: Guess what? (This tone is so annoying...)