straight straight bent

When the alarm clock rang, You Xiaofan woke up and thought about going to the company, and he was even more looking forward to it today than yesterday.

When I walked into the company, I didn't see the little fresh meat from yesterday. An uncle walked up to him with a face that didn't look very smart. Sure enough, as soon as he saw her, he stupidly stopped her and insisted that visitors had to register at the front desk.

"Brother Security, my name is You Xiaofan, and I'm a newcomer in the business department. Today is my second day at work. I'm not a visitor."

The uncle received the news that an undergraduate student came to visit this morning. Although the tall woman in front of him was beautiful and exquisite, she looked like a green apple with no experience in the world. Take the brush.

"I don't know you. In short, you can't come in and out here without a work permit. Please register at the front desk!"

It was only then that You Xiaofan realized that he forgot to wear his badge, and saw that the uncle's face was as stubborn as an old donkey. This kind of person seemed unreasonable and unaccommodating, so he had to prove it to him.

Thinking about it, she reached into the bag to search, and almost turned the whole bag over, but she couldn't find what she wanted.

She swallowed her saliva and glanced at the security uncle, only to see that the man's face became more and more ugly, like a watchdog saw an uninvited guest appearing at the door, and opened his mouth to bark at him.

"Good morning, Brother Li, what happened to the little girl in our organization?"

The pleasant voice and the pleasant smell of perfume floated over at the same time, instantly dispelling the embarrassing and impersonal smell in the air. No one noticed when Jiang Keyi appeared. With a faint smile.

Then, as if seeing its owner, a certain vicious dog laughed so hard that its whole face almost fell down, and it only missed two barks.

"Director Jiang, this undergraduate...ah no, I mean this little girl belongs to you?"

"Yes, the little girl completed her Ph.D. and just returned from the United States. If you offend Brother Li because of cultural differences, please don't be offended."

"Ah... I didn't offend you, I didn't offend you, it's just a misunderstanding, it's all right..."

"I remembered that Brother Li's daughter is applying to enter the university? The little girl is a graduate of Tsinghua University. Would you like her to provide you with some information?"

"No, no need, she doesn't have the skills of a little girl, I didn't ask for it, that university is good, all are good, I don't waste Director Jiang's time, I have to go to work."

Seeing Brother Li walking away in a hurry, Jiang Keyi sneered secretly. She turned her head and saw You Xiaofan was still in a daze, and she didn't know how to say hello when she saw the leader. She was as passive as yesterday, and this woman was reserved and didn't know who to be. .

Jiang Keyi walked away without saying a word, and You Xiaofan followed silently. She had long legs and could catch up quickly, but she didn't expect that the one in front of her with shorter legs could walk like flying. Almost missed the elevator.

"Director Jiang..."

After chasing into the elevator, You Xiaofan actually had something to say. Jiang Keyi saw that she was hesitant to speak, and guessed that she probably wanted to express his gratitude. No matter what the other party said, an elegant and calm woman like her, It's all a smile back.

"Next time, can I not presuppose my education in person?"

Jiang Keyi was dumbfounded, which country's culture did this woman represent?IQ is so high, is EQ negative?

These words just poked a sensitive nerve in her, which made her a little unhappy.

"Next time you forget your work ID, I'll draw one for you to wear every day. Don't take it off without my permission!"

This cold tone was like a palm from a martial arts master, You Xiaofan instantly felt a strong momentum and power to suppress her, and she was so scared that she didn't dare to speak anymore.

When walking out of the elevator, Jiang Keyi turned around and added a few more words.

"By the way, my handwriting is very sloppy."

After leaving these words behind, Jiang Keyi turned around and couldn't help but roll his eyes.

You Xiaofan looked confused, he didn't know which foot stepped on the big cat's tail, and was inexplicably scratched by that sharp claw a few times.

From the beginning to the end, she only said one sentence, but in the end, the elegant leader was so angry that she couldn't calm down, and then fired a series of cannonballs to bombard her, leaving her no chance to express her gratitude.

"Ah~"

It didn't go well so early in the morning. Being looked down upon by the gatekeeper was a small matter, but pulling the queen's hair was a big problem. Even if I could walk in through the door without hindrance, I'm afraid the leader would wear small shoes every day.

In this cruel and realistic society, it is not only those who are casual will be excluded, but also those who are good-looking will be targeted. It seems that in order to survive, one must not just speak well, but learn to say what the leader likes to hear.

You Xiaofan could only wait for a chance to redeem her sins, but she stared at the door all day, watching as many people came out as many people went in, she didn't even want to go out for lunch, she stayed in the office eating bread, just to wait Their leader reappears.

She watched a lot while staying at home, but this was the first time she met someone staying in the director's office.

"Hi, want to have dinner?"

You Xiaofan looked at Zhang Yipin's handsome face, and wanted to throw out the reasons for rejecting him, but he had just recited a lot of words to please the leader in his mind today, and suddenly had to switch to another channel, and he couldn't turn it around for a while.

"Tomorrow is the weekend, I will buy you two drinks after you are full."

Hearing this, You Xiaofan snorted coldly in his heart, thinking that he would treat you to dinner yesterday, treat you to drink today, and treat you to a hotel tomorrow, most men are like this, they will only push their feet, and only think about such things in their minds.

"I do not drink."

"Then just eat, let's go, I'll treat you."

You Xiaofan turned his eyes to the room at the end, and told himself that if the door still didn't open on the count of three, she would leave.

Zhang Yipin waited for a long time but did not hear a response. Seeing that the other party was facing the end of the office in a daze, he followed that gaze curiously. After looking for a while, he didn't find anything, and he seemed a little lucky that he didn't see anything.

"Let's go."

After repeating the count to three countless times, You Xiaofan completely gave up.

"What would you like to eat today, miss?"

"I want to eat Japanese food, the one I went to yesterday."

"Uh... well."

Fortunately, there are quite a lot of choices in that store. If someone wants daily food every day, at least they won't get tired of it quickly.

In fact, You Xiaofan didn't particularly want to eat Japanese food, she just wanted to try her luck, to see if she could meet the same person by coincidence, and also to see if that person would show up with a different female partner tonight, as the rumors said Yan Fu is not shallow.

Walking out of the company's gate, as soon as You Xiaofan saw this person, he felt that today's luck was extremely bad. He felt that if he ate a piece of sashimi, he would get stuck in a fishbone, and even the god of plague avoided her.

"Long time no see. I heard from my aunt that you work here, so I came here specially to wait for you."

This person is an ex-boyfriend who went from talking about marriage to cheating on her. You Xiaofan knew that the world was small, but she didn't expect it to be so small that the world turned around, and she returned to the unlucky position.

Zhang Yipin felt very strongly about this man he met for the first time, as if a burst of electricity passed into his body, making him suddenly full of strength, arousing an urge to fight with him.

Although he ignited a powerful flame and sent out hostile signals frequently, the opponent turned a blind eye to him, treating him as transparent as air.

"For the sake of waiting for several hours, would you give me a face and have dinner with me?"

I have seen queue jumpers, but I have never seen one like this. Zhang Yipin finally met a man who was even more shameless than him. When he met his opponent, he had no choice but to break through the limit of his shamelessness.

"Xiao Fan, you made an appointment with me first, you wouldn't just send me away like this?"

Zhang Yipin is a smart person, he knows that he can't reason with the shameless person, so let's talk to the one who rewards the face or not.

"Who are you? Can you control who Xiao Fan wants to have dinner with?"

"I am her colleague."

"I'm her boyfriend."

Zhang Yipin was stunned for a moment, and then looked at You Xiaofan in a daze, someone said last night that she didn't have a boyfriend!

But looking back, if it were him, he would want to hide such a thing, just like driving a dilapidated car, most people would not want their colleagues to know.

"Zheng Bi, you missed one word, it's "ex"---boyfriend."

When I said this, I deliberately emphasized and elongated the pronunciation of the word "Qian".

You Xiaofan used to correct his mistakes very often, but at that time his tone was more coquettish and gentle, as forgiving as the ocean contains a grain of dust, then he would just kick him down the steps like now.

Zhang Yipin suppressed the urge to laugh out loud, so much that his facial features were distorted. It turned out that the poor horse wanted to turn around and came here to relive the feeling of being dumped.

The arrogant Zheng Bi hates two kinds of men the most at this moment, one is the man who is close to You Xiaofan, and the other is the man who wants to chase her.

He looked at Zhang Yipin carefully. His sensitive dog nose could not smell any money. He didn't seem to think that this person was a threat. He only felt that the other person looked obscene. People pay attention to it.

"Xiao Zhang, I'm sorry, can we make an appointment after dinner?"

Zheng Bi smiled. He believed in You Xiaofan's vision. Anyway, her status was only worthy of being with Fenghuang, and it was impossible for her to fall in love with this pheasant.

"Fanfan, can we get back together?"

Just sitting down without looking at the menu, Zheng Bi even omitted the hypocritical greetings, and couldn't wait to get into the topic. Seeing that he has become so virtuous, he must have been dumped by the woman who cheated on him, so now he wants to get back the old tires.

"I'm hungry, let's order something first."

"Fanfan... I was really wrong, please give me another chance?"

You Xiaofan didn't even look up, and after choosing the menu, he called the waiter over. When you like someone, his every word will make you pay attention. When you don't like someone, his every word will make you watch For farting.

"Now I finally know you the best. When it comes to getting married, she actually asks me for a bride price, a car and a house. At least you can give me a car and a house. In fact, I don't really love her. She is the one who pesters me. The one who tempted me first..."

"I sold the car. The house was originally bought by my dad, and now it is returned to my dad."

I thought I was dumped by a woman, but I wanted to get rid of her. As expected, a dog can't change eating shit, no wonder it smells so bad when he opens his mouth.

"It doesn't matter, the car can be bought again. It just so happens that I have taken a fancy to a car recently. I will take you there to have a look tomorrow."

"Would you buy it for me?"

Zheng Bi's expression changed drastically immediately, as if he heard that the man was about to conceive in October, with an unbelievable expression.

"You work in that kind of place, and your monthly income is tens of thousands at least. Besides, money has never been a problem for you. You still wait for me to pay for a car?"

You Xiaofan's face also changed, she thought Zheng Bi was just a scumbag, but now she realized that he is not a man at all but a bunch of useless scumbags.

I haven't seen it for a while, but I didn't expect this scum to plan so hard. In the past, I couldn't hear it because I was overwhelmed by love. Now even a deaf person can hear the intention.

This thick skin must be used as body armor.

"You went downstairs to my company to wait for me and begged to get back together, but you cared about buying a car with me."

"It's not that I care about everything. Waiting for your sincerity for one night is enough. You pay for the car, and I will drive the car. I will be a free driver for you. I will pick you up and drop you off every day. It is you who took advantage of it. What else do you want?"

Zheng Bi speaks forcefully and unreasonably, and You Xiaofan sees his smug expression, inexplicably, his stomach churns, and he suddenly feels nauseous.

"It's not that you have no money. Is it so difficult for you to buy things for women?"

"Money, money, money, just listen to you talking about money all the time. Damn, all the women in the world think that men are money printing machines, and they are all so snobbish!"

This commotion drew the attention of all the guests, and Zheng Bi's roar of "snobbery" not only spread far, but also seemed to touch You Xiaofan's face, thus polluting her clean image.

"I'm afraid of women's snobbery, I advise you to stay single for the rest of your life!"

You Xiaofan couldn't take it anymore, blamed himself for being blind at the beginning, no wonder people said that with a pig, at least it would always be a pig, and after wasting a few years of youth with this man, he finally found out that he was not a human being, even Animals are not as good.

When You Xiaofan realized that she could leave whenever she wanted, that she could get up and leave without hesitating, it meant that she no longer wanted to spend another minute entangled with this man, and thought that it would be so difficult to let a heart die. The day of getting up and strangling love has already begun

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Introduction to Jiang Keyi

Name: Jiang Keyi Gender: Female

Date of Birth: March 1985, 9

Height: 163cm

Weight: 45kg (sometimes I lose a few pounds when I get busy at work)

Specialty: run away from women

Interests: being alone

Education: I have already graduated, I don’t want to bring up the old things again

Measurements: Although not a huge ru, but the figure will attract people's daydream

Favorite food: homemade

The first thing that comes to mind when I wake up every day: Why hasn't the alarm clock gone off?

Relationship status: Single (female and female relationships cannot be announced)

Cons: From someone who is jealous or dislikes her

Advantages: Seen from the eyes of people who like her

The plot preview of the next chapter:

On the second day of work, I went to the leader's house as a guest. Could someone suddenly lose weight and become a sheep delivered to her door?