straight straight bent

"Then do you know why I'm mad at you?"

Jiang Keyi paused for a moment, then shook his head again, like a bad cat who was punished but didn't know what was wrong with him.

With bright eyes and a naive expression, she is obviously a bit of an evil bad woman, she looks very innocent when she pretends to be innocent, it makes people feel angry and helpless, even scolding her will make her feel guilty.

You Xiaofan looked at her face, alternating conflicting emotions, which made her a little bit uncontrollable and wanted to bite her again.

"I don't know, just tell me, I will never understand if you don't tell me, and I will keep making you angry like this, even though you look so good when you are angry..."

Jiang Keyi raised his uninjured hand and hooked You Xiaofan's neck, his voice was soft, his eyes were full of smiles, and even his mouth became sweeter. Walk.

You Xiaofan didn't expect to teach her these things, but in the end he used them against himself.

"I'm angry because you always say that I'm a straight girl, and I will never like women. It sounds like sexual discrimination, and you think you are rejecting straight girls."

I really didn't expect that this was the reason why the other party was angry!

This situation is similar to the fact that the car cannot be started, and finally found out that the key is out of battery. Jiang Keyi suddenly felt that it was ridiculous. The trouble that had plagued him for several days was actually a problem as small as a mung bean.

"In this world, left-handed people don't hate right-handed people, and people who eat meat don't target vegetarians. Now that straight people support homosexuality, I have no reason to reject straight women."

You Xiaofan naturally understood the truth, but every time he heard Jiang Keyi say that, he felt uncomfortable.

"Then can't you coax me? Every time I get angry, you just ignore it like this. Do you think I'm a balloon that will slowly disappear when I'm full?"

"Xue Jing dared to hit Zhao Ningxue hard. I was really afraid that she would hurt you too. I wanted to explain to you after the matter is resolved."

No matter what kind of plot, as long as it is said through Jiang Keyi's mouth, it will become reasonable.

She thinks quickly and clearly, and is eloquent. She can always turn black into white and crooked into right. Arguing with this woman is like playing squash, every grain is bounced back.

Mom can't win Dad, but as long as she is upset, Dad will give in, but no matter whether she can talk better than Jiang Keyi, as long as the other party is unhappy, she will give in.

Sure enough, she is more like her father. Both father and daughter have a way of dealing with men, but they can't do anything about women.

"I see that you are quite happy with the flowers, and you even sent them to the finance department. That's the department with the most single women. How dare you say you don't mean it?"

"I can't handle the woman in front of me, how can I dare to think about other women?"

Jiang Keyi grasped You Xiaofan's hand in the palm of his hand, and then placed it on the left side of his chest. This gesture was to express that these words were from the bottom of his heart.

At first, You Xiaofan's eyes were fixed on the hand on her chest, but then she was unconsciously attracted by the protruding part of the clothes. Looking carefully, it was not the usual semicircular shape, but another kind of shape that was about to emerge. sharp.

It was only then that she remembered that this woman didn't wear a bra to sleep.

You Xiaofan hastily turned his eyes away, and withdrew his hand, the roots of his ears were burning, and his cheeks were blushing.

"I understand what you mean, but you just want to say that I'm difficult."

"No, no, what I mean is that I can't coax girls. In short, everything is my fault. It's my fault. I'm stupid, stupid and dull..."

After Jiang Keyi finished speaking, he went to grab You Xiaofan's hand again, and then led her slowly to the sofa to let her sit down first, and sat down beside her himself, with a playful smile like a bird trying to please its master. A pet, who almost came to lick her face.

You Xiaofan has been hoarding in her stomach for several days. Anger is more uncomfortable than constipation. Jiang Keyi just fed her a few mouthfuls of syrup. It was as if she had taken a laxative, and all the bad emotions were discharged. up.

When the body becomes light and the mind feels happy, you can really stop worrying about everything.

"I won't allow you to say that about yourself..."

Seeing You Xiaofan's distressed reaction made Jiang Keyi feel a little proud. Even if she committed a heinous crime today, her girlfriend would always forgive her. With such capital, she felt that she could spend a little more in the future.

"You are not dull, you are just wood."

"..."

It doesn't matter if it's wood, it's better than a pig's head, Jiang Keyi feels that no matter how confused she is, her girlfriend will keep her mouth shut, and her words won't be unpleasant.

"No, you are more than just wood, I think Zhu Bajie is more normal than you."

"..."

You Xiaofan thought of those exes in the past, and when they met after the Cold War, even if they had broken a hand or a leg, as long as a certain part was still functioning normally, as soon as they walked into the room, there was no time to finish their words, and she would be disheveled .

On the other hand, this woman Jiang Keyi clearly had a beautiful and attractive girlfriend in front of her, but she was sitting on her knees with her back straight, her hands still neatly placed on her lap, not on her girlfriend's. on the legs.

Seeing her like this, You Xiaofan couldn't help but wonder if he was looking more and more like the Virgin Mary. He obviously didn't want to be a virgin at all, but he met such a fool, the more he thought about it, the more he hated him, and he gritted his teeth in anger .

Soul light!Every time I have to wait for my old lady to turn into a wolf, first to swallow her reserve, and then to swallow you, a woman!

You Xiaofan reached out and grabbed Jiang Keyi by the collar of his clothes, pulled him over forcefully, and then aimed at the target to attack.

Soft lips, fragrant breath, this long-lost feeling is so good that people forget where they are, and even the wound does not feel pain when the wound is pressed. Sure enough, the feeling of love is the best painkiller.

Jiang Keyi closed his eyes, the hot liquid was sucked into his mouth and then sucked away, so lingering, as if his body was about to melt.

Every time after some intimacy, You Xiaofan became more and more attached to the temperature of her body sticking together. She hugged Jiang Keyi and refused to let go. Looking at this face that made her think about it day and night, she couldn't help but move closer to the other's face. Kissed on the cheek a few times.

"Jiang Keyi, do you admit it, you are obviously the victim..."

"Of course I've lost weight. These troubles have made me unable to eat well recently, and I've lost a lot of weight."

You Xiaofan also noticed this, Jiang Keyi in his arms seemed to be a little smaller, the woman's height of 1.6 meters is actually not short, but she looked very thin in loose pajamas.

"I'll cook a bowl of noodles, and take medicine after you're full."

After You Xiaofan finished speaking, he got up quickly, and just one step forward, he felt the corner of his clothes being pulled behind him, but when he turned his head, he saw Jiang Keyi's dark eyes shining with pitiful light.

Faced with such an expression, You Xiaofan suddenly felt a little bit sorry for just cooking a bowl of noodles for her to satisfy her hunger.

"You stay tonight, don't go..."

"I won't leave. Before I left, I told my mother that the company had an urgent project to be completed in a short period of time. Everyone was called back to work overtime overnight. The leader surnamed Jiang was a perverted workaholic and he was not easy to deal with, so called She's fine, don't bother me."

Jiang Keyi was speechless for a while.

You Xiaofan was really angry this time, and she didn't hesitate to blackmail her in front of her future mother-in-law. Mother You must have imagined Jiang as a harsh, mean, old and ugly spinster who couldn't get married...

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The dream was sweet, but the continuation of the dream was interrupted by the sunlight penetrating the eyelids.

The scattered consciousness gradually condensed again, Jiang Keyi opened her eyes, the light coming in from the window felt particularly glaring, she turned over to face the other side.

The other pillow next to it looked lonely, and it was still cool to the touch. Jiang Keyi looked at the time and couldn't help being surprised. She didn't expect that she, an early bird, would also be at the time when the worms were all eaten. just woke up.

The painkiller seemed a bit strong, and I felt a little groggy when I woke up.

She got up and went to the kitchen to drink a glass of water. When she heard movement in the living room, she walked out of the kitchen and saw You Xiaofan walking in through the door with a few packages in her hands.

"I bought your favorite biscuits. I waited in line for a long time. There are so many people. I'm so hot that I'm sweating."

"Why didn't you go to the company?"

"I went there in the morning, and the important work has been explained, and I also told the personnel department that I will take a few days off."

You Xiaofan's outfit today is a white round-neck shirt and jeans, and a plaid suit jacket. Jiang Keyi was inexplicably moved when he thought of how she skipped work and queued up to buy biscuits in this outfit.

"I'm not here, who approved it for you?"

"No one, so I brought the form back, you just have to sign here and I'll email it to HR later."

Jiang Keyi watched the woman happily take out the form and put it in front of her, like a primary school student who needs a guardian's signature for an outing. If the guardian disagrees, the child might cry and make noise.

"Why are you taking so many days off?"

"Nonsense, of course I will take care of you!"

You Xiaofan rolled her eyes to the back of her head. She took out her special M brand rose gold fountain pen and put it in front of Jiang Keyi. Seeing her domineering, she seemed to forget that the person opposite her was her boss.

Jiang Keyi glared at her, then shifted his gaze to the form, but he saw the reason in the column of leave instructions: Mom was injured.

"When did I become your mother?"

Once a woman is in her thirties, it's easy to be right when it comes to her age. Jiang Keyi squinted her eyes and looked at her with murderous eyes that seemed to say: You are doomed!

You Xiaofan met her gaze bravely, with a calm look, which showed that she came prepared.

"My mother really suffered a little injury. She said that the space in my house was too small, so she bumped into the bookcase when she turned around, and she was arguing to go home early in the morning. Make excuses not to go home."

Oh my god, how big is Mama You?

It is difficult to turn around in the room of more than 200 square meters. Isn't that figure as wide as a bear?

"Should you look like Dad?"

"You guessed it, I am more like my father. It is said that when my father was young, women who chased him could form a team, but he couldn't escape my mother's palm. I think my mother is good. sharp!"

One can imagine, who can escape such a big palm?

"Then did your mother go back? Aren't you going to send her off?"

"She has a dedicated driver, so I don't have to worry about it."

Speaking of the dedicated driver, Jiang Keyi thought of Zhuang Xu, who could not only make You's mother happy, but also get her favor. For the position of You's son-in-law, he felt that he was a little closer.

This made Jiang Keyi feel depressed for a while.

"I want to buy a car. I didn't think it was necessary before, but now I want to buy it to carry my girlfriend."

You Xiaofan rested his cheeks on his hands, his dark eyes were shining like stars in the night sky, his upward lips were like a quiet crescent moon, his ruddy and tender skin was shining, exuding the luster of happiness.

"Keeping a car is like having a girlfriend. I'm afraid you can't take care of two girlfriends."

Jiang Keyi's home is very close to the company. She feels that taking a taxi is less troublesome than driving. Besides, the public transportation system here is very developed, basically it is very convenient to go everywhere, so after returning to China, she never thought about buying a car for transportation.

Zhao Ningxue once came over with a Mercedes-Benz A180L, saying that there was no extra parking space at home, and asked Jiang Keyi to keep it temporarily. She also said that the car should be driven frequently, or it would age prematurely like a human being.

Later, after being with Zhang Mengxi, there was a driver to pick him up and drop him off when he went out. The car seemed to have been left out of favor since then, and he fell out of favor completely. He didn't drive it again for a long time, saying that the car was more like a decoration.

Jiang Keyi didn't want the car to change from a noble concubine to a promise, and hurriedly returned the car to the original owner, but Zhao Ningxue knew that someone was instigating behind him, someone was declaring sovereignty, so she also silently took the car back.

"There are a lot of things to buy after two people live together. It's more convenient to have a car."

"So you want to live with me?"

After Jiang Keyi signed his name, he handed the form to You Xiaofan. The other party took it with both hands, but stared at the form for a long time inexplicably, with a serious expression on his face, as if he was holding a copy of Life and death contract.

"I want to get married."

Jiang Keyi was about to swallow a mouthful of clean water, but he was shocked by a sudden sentence, and the water got into the trachea by mistake, and he coughed so much that he even burst into tears.

"Married? With whom?"

Same-sex marriage has not yet been legalized here, and You Xiaofan has always been bound by the traditional concept of family, and Feng Tanning has helped her daughter find a marriage partner, Jiang Keyi just speaks out of his heart for a while, and has no special meaning.

It's just that the speaker didn't care about the listener, and You Xiaofan's complexion was like a sudden change in the weather, from sunny to cloudy, and then she got up suddenly, and rushed towards someone with an angry expression.

It was only then that Jiang Keyi realized that she had said something wrong again. When a certain shadow stood in front of her eyes, she raised her head, as if she saw a giant figure, feeling that a catastrophe was imminent.

She wished she could shrink smaller and smaller, as small as a speck of dust, disappearing from the burning gaze.

"Jiang Keyi, you're so dull! Don't you know who I'm marrying? Believe it or not, I'll sleep with you tonight!"

A good lady from all over the world has been turned into a hooligan by anger, and only Jiang Keyi has this kind of ability. Even if You Xiaofan's calf is filled with lead today, she will still be so excited by her.

"I believe it, of course I believe it, but it's not easy to use your hands now. When the injury recovers, I'll give you two tricks, which will make you too comfortable to get out of bed."

God, a person who can say such things without changing his face is simply more terrifying than a hooligan!

"you you..."

You Xiaofan was angry and ashamed, but the smiling woman in front of her was calm, elegant and confident. She regretted that she didn't learn a few more curse words at the beginning, and she hated it when she wanted to use them at this moment.

"If you want a car, I'll buy it for you. If you want to get married, I won't marry you, because I can only marry you."

You Xiaofan suddenly felt his face turn red, and the bases of his ears were so hot that he might be able to see the gas evaporating from his head.

Thinking of how funny she looks now, she turned around and wanted to leave, but Jiang Keyi grabbed her arm and pulled her back.

She raised her head and took a sneak peek at Jiang Keyi's face, but she was attracted by those soft eyes. These smiling eyes were like the warm summer sun, slowly melting her sweet heart that was so tooth decayed.

"You Xiaofan, will you marry me?"

There was no flower and diamond ring, and there was no marriage proposal ceremony kneeling on one knee. It was even a bit like asking casually, but You Xiaofan felt very moved and nodded with a shy expression.

In her memory, this was perhaps the quickest decision she ever made.

"If you marry me, then you are subject, so don't say that I am subject, do you know?"

You Xiaofan was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing.

Just accept it, anyway, it's not her who can't stand it every time.

In the future, if I have time, I will learn more online. Anyway, when it comes to strength, she has the advantage. As long as she masters a few more ecstasy skills, she will know who is stronger when she goes to bed.

You Xiaofan returned to sit opposite Jiang Keyi, and they chatted and laughed while eating breakfast.

Pieces of sunlight clung to the floor-to-ceiling windows, and the whole room was as bright as if the lights were turned on. Jiang Keyi, who was sitting opposite, seemed to have absorbed enough light, and his shiny skin attracted You Xiaofan's attention.

Under the loose clothes, Jiang Keyi's body looked very thin, with a pale complexion, a delicate face, and one hand wrapped in gauze. His appearance was as weak as a small flower in a greenhouse, which was very pitiful.

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The plot preview of the next chapter:

"If you want to wash and take off together, it's not like I haven't seen naked women before."

Watching those people play high-altitude jumping, laughing at some timid and retreating, but once it's his turn to fight, he doesn't necessarily know how brave he is. This is You Xiaofan's current situation.