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[Li Yu]: Have you found an intern?Are you going to launch the first batch of beta versions on the user market at the end of the year?Would you like to order a flower basket for your first company?

Chen Kongqing was at home when his pupils, which hadn't felt normal light for a long time, left AI.

He raised his hand from the engineering wrist rest, and against the soreness in his spine after staying up all night, he took a sip of sugar-free oolong:

"Anything is fine, except flowers. A company that lacks even UI and operations doesn't need flowers. What do you have?"

His way of speaking is consistent with the size of the residence. In addition to the bed and the working machine, there is only a bookshelf full of code books and programming.

The curtains of his house were still, casting a shadow over the owner's face and making the hand holding a pen more attractive.

A person with such hands will always make people wonder about his face.

When his knuckles hook the pen, the pen tip will tap the corner of the table, and the room will repeat the monotonous sound, which is his usual way of refreshing himself.

But from this angle, all he could see was a small mole behind his ear.

From a visual point of view, this is inevitably a bit provocative.Fortunately, the location of this mole is kept secret, and few people will touch it unless they are in a good relationship.

But he couldn't see his face clearly, it seemed that his personal world was completely isolated from the outside world.

However, for this former domestic ACM No.1, the first thing he dislikes is always the person who disturbs his sleep.

For example, 5 minutes ago.

Li Ni: "I can't find you if I have nothing to do, I'm so sad."

Chen Kongqing: "I slept for a total of 10 minutes in two days, and was woken up."

Li Wei: "Huh? Who will deliberately disturb you while you are sleeping?"

Chen Kongqing: "I don't know, I don't remember who I talked to first, the AI ​​suddenly exploded, I can only block everyone I don't know, and then you came too."

Li Wei smiled.

"No wonder, you lose your memory every time you wake up. However, I came to you to ask, I heard from XFactor that you voluntarily rejected the invitation of the question maker in Moscow this year? This is the first time that the organizing committee asked a Chinese to join. , why not go."

Chen Kongqing: "Are you going to be a reviewer on topcoder again?"

Li Yan was on the other side of the earth, wearing a pair of glasses as a teacher, shaking his head:

"No, it was he who asked me to go to Ukraine to hold a hacking competition. The University of Warsaw's course schedule for this semester is not good. I asked him why he didn't come to you first. He said that you didn't even give face to the chairman of ACM. He, the former world No. [-] It's useless, because you are the Emperor Chen who doesn't show his face."

With such words coming out of X's mouth, Chen Dadi felt that the foreigner who had been fighting with him for many years had a secondary illness that might not be cured.

He could only reply to Li Yan:

"I didn't agree because I haven't been in contact with algorithmic competitions for a long time after retiring. Muscle memory may be preserved, but practical technology development and this are two different things. You can't expect me to be a former company animal and now unemployed to give questions to professional athletes. , but I finished watching this year’s game, and Panshi posted it in the group a day ago, you can go to the next one.”

In this group, Chen Kongqing was not referring to the rating group that he never appeared in.

Before Li Bi went to Poland to take the system manufacturing route, his teammates and roommates heard that he was going to discuss the just-released championship game, so he clicked on a small group with only five members.

In the list where the members are separated by five oceans, there are two well-known ids in China: Chunye and Yuzhen.

Who are they? Based on the world's recognition of rating rankings, it is roughly the four of them in their heyday.The four of them now form a team, and any three of them can line up and play casually. 99% of the algorithmic players in the world will be able to play, crying for their fathers and mothers, kneeling down and calling their fathers.

After all, the four highest-ranked people in the fifth generation of the country are all here, and they are in the circle of true godhead holders that ordinary people can't even touch.

That said, it might be a bit of a joke.But the fact is that the circle of really great gods doesn't need to talk every day to build relationships.

Some don't even have to go to class.Sitting at home, someone will come to invite you.

It's common for them to hate each other and talk about each other.Most of the daily talk is nonsense, and there is absolutely no togetherness, only discussing the prospects of the world's algorithms.

Like this group, the most talked about is always what to eat for lunch and dinner, and whether there will be a next season for IT masters.

In addition, these people are so expensive that no normal company can afford to hire them. They are basically lone rangers with one order a year and one order disappears.Even so, people in this group are never short of money.

As soon as Li Yan entered, it was three days ago that the group chatted about the Moscow turmoil for the first time.

At that time, except for him, the four were all watching the first gold medal game hyped by the media.

For them, the acm question bank is equivalent to their own vegetable garden full of Chinese cabbage.The real-time comments made by these guys mixed with Russian, English, and various small languages ​​are also wicked.

[Panshi]: You want the third-person view live broadcast and the game topic broadcast. Mark it. When the progress bar reaches 25 minutes, the Chinese team will appear, but basically no close-ups of the players' faces are cut.

[CKQ]: I'm eating Chongqing noodles, and I can't move my hands. You should watch first.

[Yuzhen]: I really heard the sound of 'wa'. It is wise not to come to the competition this year. The level has dropped to the point where Jesus and Muhammad cried together. As far as MIT, Warsaw and us are okay, the Tokyo team is fine. The ghosts on the field have started.

[Pan Shi]: It's okay, if it doesn't work, retire as soon as possible, start an online game company to cheat straight men out of money, or make a debut like our white seals, I have a little confidence, everyone has a bright future.

[Yuzhen]: Forget it, even our President Jiang Lianjie Jiang said last time that his 3A masterpieces this year are all diving, and the money of straight men is not easy to cheat. It is easier to break straight men than to attract money, unless you first He tricked Chen Kongqing into going to the sea again.

[Spring Night]: I’ve already finished reading it. It’s already a pity that only one team has entered this year in China. This time, I’m afraid I’ll laugh my ass off if I get back the pork gold medal that can’t be served.

This turmoil really made the group bet right in advance.

Li Yu is abroad and has not paid attention to competitions for a long time.But he also has I-news, and he has been retired for many years. Today, some people come to remember and pay tribute to his 80W fans.

After watching the development of the situation, Li Yu had to admit that the leaked screenshot in the rating group was definitely the main reason why this handsome boy on the hot list was still being scolded.

But Li Wei didn't think anyone would respond.A certain person has even forgotten his password for seven years, and it is not in line with him to go online suddenly.

Although the matter fermented, within a short period of time, the issue of the gold medal turned into a personal grievance between the new champion and the boss.

The rotten man Pan Shi also sent the CP news circle of WH and CKQ here.

Li Yu has already heard about this year's Lalang match.

There is no way, the new champion is a handsome young man, and everyone in the country knows that who doesn't like a good-looking person to fall in love with someone.

But if he didn't know very well that ten years later, everyone in the ACM circle might have an 'leg' with Chen Kongqing.And it's everyone's unrequited love, he really believed in the imagination of netizens.

[Pan Shi]: "Penguin, have you really given up on the seals? Both of your CP fans are talking about the collapse of the house today."

[Pan Shi]; "How about I use the trumpet to talk about the secret relationship between you and him. For example, you are the liaison officer between the Soviet Union and China. The reason why you show discord is the needs of underground workers. In fact, you secretly Holding a bright red ID card, and calling each other comrades."

At this time, Li Yu also saw what Antarctic 'Zha Gong' said.

[CKQ]: I’m not familiar with it. I’m not familiar with the hr of factory A, so I can’t get an internal referral. Did the person who cut off half of the picture let telecom fraud attack the database, or was Doudizhu’s Happy Beans given to him by someone? blacken.

[CKQ]: Also, he is only eighteen, and he is still four years away from the legal age of marriage in our country. How can I call him comrade and take a taxi to climb his bed in the dormitory now?

Li Yu: "..."

……

The CP news circle of Antarctic first love.From the name alone, it is very hidden, and it is not easy to be discovered by the righteous master.

Although I don't know how Mr. Panshi got the ghosts into the village.But when you click in, you will first see that it is not related to any real person, but the avatar of this news circle:

A tall and stern emperor penguin stood tugging at him, and in his arms was a blushing little white seal, who was hugged by the big brother goose and bowed his head for a kiss.

The one who created this profile picture is the well-known artist in this circle @一个打鱼的so lucky.

Fans generally call her (him) Yutai, and use this pair of classic animal images as a 'meal replacement', discussing various moments of sugar and knife.

Because passers-by see them as two animals, people with a discerning eye will know who they represent at a glance.

In this news circle, fans also put a sentence on the top:

'You are Euler and Turing. '

The outer circle will not understand this sentence, but it is a major reason why 90% of people fall into the pit vertically.

Euler is the king of mathematics. The π, function symbols, and trigonometry symbols used by humans were all invented by Euler.

Turing is the father of computing and created the basis of artificial intelligence (AI) - the Turing machine.

The person who will say this sentence himself means that he regards a person as his own calculation logic and programming structure, the starting point and the ending point, all come from you.

As we all know, taking rps is the worst way to collapse the house, but as long as my Xipi is still alive and stays in the same circle, they are not Lalang, and they will give out sugar sooner or later.

This news circle eats outdated Amway every year, and has accumulated nearly 5 seven-year-old fans.

Old fans believe that the "friendship" of this pair of CPs was born seven years ago, because exactly seven years have passed since they first met in middle school.

That year, emperor penguins were 17 years old and seals were 11 years old.Both of them have witnessed that the other is an ordinary teenager in the field of informatics competition.

During those years, they knew each other earlier than anyone else, and fell in love(?) earlier than anyone else.

In addition, a kid who was not qualified to go to Moscow in the past was awarded silver for the second time by another person. When he retired permanently, he left that eternal confession on his Weibo, which has not been deleted until now.

Since the two had been training in the same middle school and lived in a double dormitory, they were both math students at first.

If it wasn't for the emperor penguin that Bai Guanjun said back then, the textual research party would not believe it.

This kind of "ambiguity" of puberty, which has signs, has not been pierced, and sometimes finds a little clue, is also the reason why this pair of Xipi tastes delicious.

However, one of Xipi's half-retired circles, they left the eleventh middle school youth team, and did not contact each other.There is also an important reason why the past of the two can still be brought up repeatedly, that is, a certain seal has been exposed.

Every March, when the domestic auditions begin, his beauty will be revealed once.

From the age of 11 until this year, a certain seal has grown into a new champion in the public eye.His life can be said to be too happy to be cultivated.

With this confession and all kinds of archaeological evidence of the 'Antarctic' era, it makes no sense that everyone would put such a fragrant Shuangqiang Xipi on and not eat it.

Today's popularity list is quite impressive, and everyone knows that if "unspeakable" is mentioned again, someone will be easily summoned.

For the sake of safety, this animal information circle also keeps a low-key enclosure from Moezhong.

@Euler and Turing:

"Seeing the popularity in the afternoon, who can understand me? It's been seven years. Maybe, does anyone still remember the eternal #你是奥拉，也是turing#?"

1L: ...Stop it, sister, I have been crying all afternoon, emperor penguin, it really is you, seven years, your old penguin pecking at people has not changed, that screenshot, just look at what I said .The little seal celebrated his birthday the day before yesterday. He didn’t spend time with his parents because of the gold medal, but he won the championship for the first time. Why did everyone have to say that when he just returned to the seal den?

2L: Hey, why don't you think about the good?Maybe now they can finally remember the Antarctic era?Besides, the seal is not that fragile. He has been playing big games for many years, and he is very aggressive in his bones. Don't treat him like a child.

3L: Upstairs, you think too well. The only thing I am looking forward to now is the awarding event of the championship team sponsored by Q University. In the fifth generation, only Spring Night and Emperor Penguin are still in China. Mr. Jiang is an old businessman again, so he can take advantage of today's hype, so there is no reason not to call the emperor penguin here.

4L: Makes sense!Jet Jiang!You capitalist really captured the emperor penguin, and I will draw your 648 gift bag to fulfill my wish right away!Stop talking!I will first go to Mrs. Fisherman's Weibo to find some food to eat, and then touch the bottom of the little seal's strip to pray for everyone here!

The idea of ​​folk sympathy is good.I am also full of confidence in whether I can wait for an opportunity for two animals to be on the same stage.

Unfortunately, after eleven o'clock in the evening, the id of a certain emperor penguin dropped into the heat with a big news.

This news is just like the increasingly serious global warming at the two poles, which caused a snow mountain to fall suddenly, and blocked the first love in Antarctica again.

Because, my country's A station, known as the wind vane of the N award, announced the list of the most grand professional contribution awards in the past ten years, and said that it will publicly award awards to 11 people in the near future.

The oldest is an 83-year-old academician.

The youngest is the first person in a certain country who is 25 years old.

Unfortunately, the specific time of attending and receiving the award at this event seems to be the day after tomorrow.

The author has something to say:

: It has appeared in the previous article, and Emperor Penguin is also on the list. This is an algorithm platform established by Russia. Many believers will practice on it (depending on your strength, the remuneration varies), and it is also an international friendship. free knowledge sharing platform.

2. 'wa', refers to the acm competition, once a team submits a wrong answer, a very loud 'wa' announcement will appear on the scrolling screen, which is actually wrong answer haha.

Daren, one of my favorite episodes, Amway -W-

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Today's discussion:

Does anyone want to guess whether the emperor penguin will meet the baby seal in the end?And, what happened to the phrase 'confession'? Hahaha, it actually has something to do with their previous stories~

PS: The poverty of our senior brother is definitely not the same as the poverty of normal people, but it is appropriate for the little seal to be rich when he is young, so Baoer is coming to treat your senior brother to dinner. You don’t know, he just Can I eat Chongqing noodles?