The top white moonlight is me

After tidying up the two pigs, Ting Xi and the two rushed to take a bath, almost drowning in the smell.

Guan Qi and Ji Hong looked around eagerly at the two wilting pigs.

"Big pig and little pig, you must resist!"

"Pig, stand up, pig!"

Lu Xian laughed, and sighed to Guan Shenhe: "Raising pigs has cultivated feelings, just like when we were young, we only cared about when we could eat pork."

Guan Shenhe laughed when he heard the words: "They are similar. If the livestock in the family dies, they will pay double the compensation to the program crew."

Lu Xian froze for a moment, "Hahahaha, let me tell you why the two of them are so nervous."

"The director team is too dark."

The weather is extremely hot today, and the sound of cicadas resounds throughout the sky. Everyone is nestled in the living room with the air conditioner on, unwilling to go out.

The little dog spread its belly and slept soundly next to Ting Xi's feet. Its soft hair rubbed against Ting Xi's insteps from time to time, making it very itchy.

Ting Xi raised his toes and tapped the pup's little paw, it kicked its legs in sleep and continued to sleep.

"What are you laughing at?" Yu Linxin approached Ting Xi.

Ting Xi lowered his eyes to observe the little dog, and whispered, "Seeing the sleeping position of biscuits, I think of sweet cakes."

Yu Linxin sized up the puppy and said, "I hope the dog will keep fit and not become a second pig."

Ting Xi's eyes were sharp with a sharp knife, and he flew towards Yu Linxin, "Be careful and I will file a complaint with Tian Cake, let's see who will open the door for you in the future."

"No, I'm just kidding, Tiangui is the cutest kitten in the world." Yu Linxin was annoyed that he had forgotten his revolutionary friendship with Tiangui, it really shouldn't be.

"No small talk." Lu Xian interrupted the two of them.

Guan Shenhe gave Yu Linxin a look, and Yu Linxin shook his head lightly.

Ji Hong posted a circle of friends early, and the three cobblers are the best of Zhuge Liang. There are few reliable friends, but many friends who come up with evil ideas, and they put together a new magic trick.

"Yes." Everyone voted unanimously.

After Ting Xi's nursery rhyme was sung, the audience fell silent.

Ji Hong said cautiously: "How about... let's change the show?"

"Why?" Ting Xi felt good about himself, practiced and sang again and again, rekindling his former love for singing.

He recalled the scene when he sang to his grandfather and master during festivals when he was young. They would praise him for singing very well and give him big red envelopes. He used red envelopes to buy them fireworks and firecrackers to play with.

When his grandfather passed away, he almost lost contact with his elders who had a deep relationship with him. He was always deserted during the holidays. For him, singing gradually lost its meaning and became his obsession to find Yu Linshen.

"Xiaoxi, come with me." Yu Linxin said.

Ting Xi looked around and found that everyone seemed to know that Yu Linxin would talk to him, what's going on?

The temperature outside was high, and the two went up to the end of the corridor on the second floor.

"It may not be intuitive to tell you in words, I made a video, you can watch it." Yu Linxin handed Ting Xi the phone.

Ting Xi looked at him and reached out to take it.

The sound of the music is the comparison between his singing and the original singing. If we compare it to an audio game, the analysis can be said to be annihilated, with zero points.

He stared wide-eyed in disbelief, "I... haven't tuned in a single word?"

Frozen in place like a wood carving, after a minute, Ting Xi came back to his senses, stuffed the phone back into Yu Linshen's arms, and stared at him seriously: "You're kidding me."

Yu Linxin couldn't help laughing, if the camera wasn't working, he really wanted to hug him, his little friend is so cute.

"I do not have."

Ting Xi stared at him angrily, "But you clearly said that I sing very well, if you didn't lie to me this time, then you lied to me before, no matter what, you are a liar."

Yu Linxin's smile froze, he seemed to have dug a hole for himself.

"You sing really well, and I still think so until now."

"Then..." Ting Xi opened his mouth and continued to question, his mind suddenly flashed, he lowered his sharp eyebrows, and speculated: "Teacher Guan and the others asked you to come and talk to me?"

The interrogative sentences he used, but the declarative sentences with a proper tone, he analyzed how smart a person is, Guan Shenhe and the others' abnormal behavior went through his mind, and the answer was obvious.

Yu Linxin was unwilling to tell Ting Xi so bluntly, but Ting Xi's clear eyes stared at him so bluntly that he couldn't tell a single lie, so he nodded slightly, "Yes."

Ting Xi's pupils flickered, and he stretched out his hand to cover his increasingly hot face, the heat spread to his ears.

With a hoarse voice, he arched his body, turned his back, and shouted muffledly: "I'm ashamed——"

Yu Linxin looked at his white jade-like skin, which was covered with crimson in an instant, from his neck to his cheeks, to the back of his ears, and even his slender fingers.

Licking his lips, Yu Linxin suppressed the restlessness in his chest, and comforted him: "It's not shameful, it's cute, and it sounds good."

Ting Xi spread two fingers, revealing only two pearl-like eyes, "Stop fooling me with sugar-coated shells, I won't be fooled again."

"It's really nice, I don't care what other people think, but here, my favorite singer is Ting Xi, and I'm his fan." Yu Linxin followed his gaze, and said sonorously, like an oath.

Ting Xi's skin, which had cooled down a little, was hot again. Concerned about the camera, he hastily said perfunctorily: "I see, thank you Senior Yu for comforting me, I'll go wash my face."

After lunch and set off, Guan Qi forcefully gave Ting several kinds of sunscreen, "Baby, promise mom, take good care of your face."

Ting Analysis: "..."

The sudden maternal love made him a little overwhelmed.

Yu Linxin threw the sunscreen back to Guan Qi, "I brought it for him."

Guan Qi pouted, "Stingy man."

Yu Linxin not only brought sunscreen and sunscreen spray, but also a hat and sunscreen clothing for Ting Xi.

"The color you bought, why..." Ting Xi looked at the hat in his hand, unable to explain.

Ji Hong passed by them and exclaimed: "Wow, what a tender color, Ting Xi put it on quickly, it must be very cute!"

Ting Xi didn’t open his eyes when he was a teenager, his face was still full of baby fat, his eyes were big like grapes, his lips were red and his teeth were white, he was indeed cute, but now he is about 1.8 meters tall, with sharp eyebrows and well-proportioned muscles, cuteness has nothing to do with him .

Guan Qi was overjoyed when he heard Ji Hong's loud voice, and jumped faster than a rabbit, "My God, there is a little hair on it, put it on, baby, and mom will take a picture for you!"

Ting Analysis: "..."

Ting Xi, who has passed the legal age of marriage, was forced to wear a goose-yellow hat and a fruit-green sunscreen jacket in the summer of 23 years old.

"Ahhh! Baby, so cute!" Guan Qi raised his phone and snapped a quick photo.

The young man in this attire is green and juicy, and if he changes into his school uniform and enters high school, the security guards will never stop him.

Guan Qi waved his hand, and said to Yu Linxin with disgust, "Go away, blame Shushu, stay away from my baby."

"Blame... Shushu?" Yu Linxin lost control of his expression. Although Ting Xi looked young, he didn't look that old, did he?

Inadvertently colliding with Ji Hong's eyes, Ji Hong suddenly felt chills down his spine, and immediately heard brother Xin ask him: "Do I look very old?"

Ji Hong shook his head like a rattle, "Of course you're not old, brother Xin, you're so handsome!"

Guan Qi really tried to sow discord, and Yu Linxin regained his confidence.

"However...you just stood beside Tingxi, you really look like a successful eccentric who is planning to make an idea of ​​pure male high school students." Ji Hong blurted out.

He suddenly took a deep breath, looked at Yu Linxin in horror, and happened to meet Yu Linxin's murderous eyes.

Ah ah ah ah ah!Why is he so mean!

A group of people came to the school again, and the students no longer hid timidly, but surrounded them like little bees.

You Qi Ting Xi, he has the most children around him, and you rush to talk to him every time you talk.

"Brother Tingxi, how did you become younger?" The little boy who was leaking through the door blinked his eyes curiously.

"Nonsense, Brother Ting Xi was already very young, he...he...he has become smaller!" Another little boy retorted.

"Ah! I know, brother Ting Xi took the same medicine as Conan!" The boy who was dressed in a slightly "foreign style" suddenly realized.

His family’s economic conditions are the best in the whole school. His parents set up a stall in the city to sell snacks. The location is close to the university town. In addition, the food is delicious, the business is booming, and he has saved a lot of money. It is estimated that he will be able to take him to school in the city soon.

During the Chinese New Year, his parents brought him many delicious and fun things when they came home, including Conan’s comic books. The students in the class especially liked to play with him. The king of popularity.

As soon as he said it, everyone believed it, and looked at Ting Xi with sparkling eyes.

"Brother Tingxi, will you solve the case too?"

"Brother Tingxi, will the man in black come to arrest you?"

"Brother Tingxi, brother Tingxi..."

Ting Xi's brain aches from hearing this, "Stop."

His expressionless face was full of majesty, and the children immediately covered their mouths and stared at him helplessly.

"First, I'm not Conan, and I didn't take Conan's medicine. Second, the manga is fictional, and there is no such medicine in the world. In addition, you can't eat things given by strangers. Third, if you have any problems, come one by one. ,have you understood?"

"Understood!" The voices of the children were very loud.

Ting Xi was shocked, he was really not suitable for raising children.

Yu Linxin leaned over and asked him, "What are you thinking? The expression is so serious."

Ting Xi was distracted, and answered him subconsciously: "Fortunately, we are men, so we don't need to have children."

As soon as the words fell, Ting Xi was like waking up from a dream, and was startled to realize what he said just now. Fortunately, the road was difficult and he didn't bring a microphone, otherwise the words just now would be broadcast, and he would be kicking the cabinet door.

Seeing Yu Linxin's crooked smile from the corner of the eye, Tingxi's ears were burning, and he forgot that there was another trouble.

"Heroes see the same thing." Yu Linxin answered him with a smile.

"However, even if you could have children, I don't want children."

Ting Xi tilted his head in surprise, Yu Linxin looked at him, and said seriously: "I must be responsible to him for having a child. I don't want to take care of anyone other than you, and I also don't want your attention to be distracted by others."

"So domineering." Ting Xi muttered, in fact, the two of them were the same, but hearing Yu Linxin tell him frankly, it was as if eating a warm roasted sweet potato in the cold winter burned his chest.

Yu Linxin was noncommittal, "More importantly, having a baby is too hard, I can't bear it."

Ting Xi's heart skipped a beat, turned his head away, and intentionally contradicted him: "A hundred secrets will eventually have a sparse one, so it's useless if you don't want to."

Yu Linxin leaned close to his ear, "If you can really get pregnant, I'll go for a vasectomy tomorrow."

"However, when are you going to talk to me about the pre-pregnancy thing?"

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