Lu Shao's little ancestor is sweet and flirtatious

Little Lemon was very happy, because he drank milk tea and was bouncing the whole time.

That jumpy look, special joy.

The two of them played with the child until the afternoon off work. When they returned, Zhang Huan reluctantly handed the child to Fu Shi, and said to Fu Shi, "I like your baby so much, your baby is too smart." It’s okay, I’ll bring the kids to play in the future.”

Fu Shi nodded, and said yes, he will definitely bring the child to play frequently in the future, now carry the child back and tie the child to the front with the strap, and go back like this.

When he went back, Fu Shi was going to make milk powder for the baby. Now that the baby is one year old, he must have early education. He bought some early education cards and told the baby that if he also attends the class, he will make milk powder for him. drink.

At the beginning, the baby held the feeding bottle, sat on the seat, and listened to his serious lectures.

But later he was so angry that he stopped attending the class after buying the powder and drinking it. Not only did he not attend the class, but he even fell asleep.

Fu Shiqi was helpless, and called Lu Jinxiao: "Lu Jinxiao! Come here for me."

When Lu Jinxiao heard this, he thought what happened?So he ran over quickly and saw Fu Shiqi crying.

His eyes were all red, and he was crying. The appearance frightened him, so he wiped his tears and asked him: "What's the matter, why are you crying so badly? Who bullied you, the baby bullied you, then you Isn't it for early education for babies?"

Fu Shi got angry because of this, pointed angrily at the fat baby on the ground and said, "That's how I got angry, look at him, I told him just now, you can only drink milk powder when you are serious about class, he I just held the bottle and drank it. After drinking the milk powder, I lay down and fell asleep. I didn’t listen to my lectures at all. Just now, I didn’t care about listening to the lectures. I just wanted to drink milk powder. Look at him sleeping like a pig now."

Because there is a soft cushion underneath, the baby lay down and fell asleep directly after eating, and slept very soundly, which is no different from a dead pig.

Fu Shi woke him up just now, kept pinching his face, moved his body, turned him over, and refused to listen to his lectures.

Now that he finished speaking, he beat his body and told him to turn over, but he still slept like a dead pig.

"You see, it's not my fault. I've asked him to attend classes. He doesn't attend classes. You say he eats and sleeps all day long, and he doesn't know how to attend classes. He's stupid like a pig. What good will he do when he grows up? Can I not be angry with him like this?"

When the fat baby heard this, he turned over and continued to sleep, biting his fingers, disdainful of his words.

Seeing how angry he was, Lu Jinxiao hurried over to wake up the baby, wanting him to attend class quickly, "Get up quickly, your dad is angry, if you don't get up, he will beat you up later , Hurry up and listen to the class, and then go to sleep after listening."

The baby just doesn’t listen, it’s going to sleep, and it’s still falling asleep. Looking at the baby’s condition now, it can’t be woken up by thunder, and it’s still sleeping soundly, and it’s drooling. You’re so angry Not annoying.

Fu Shi was so angry that his whole body was trembling now, he pointed to the fat baby and said, "Lu Jinxiao! Look at your son, what kind of attitude is your son in learning now? With this learning attitude, people say that he looks at 80 at the age of three. He is now I'm only one year old, and I already have this learning attitude. You said that when I grow up, do I have to stock up on a pile of hangers? I can even interrupt the hangers when I help him with homework, right? That's it, in the future What else should I do? Let him study or not, eat and sleep all day, or go to disco.”

Lu Jinxiao looked so anxious, he suddenly picked up the fat baby and placed it in front of him, the baby slept soundly.Lu Jinxiao asked him: "Do you think this fat baby looks like a person?"

Fu Shi didn't understand what he meant, "Like who?"

"It's very like you." Lu Jinxiao also directly put the fat baby in front of him to compare with his face. "It's exactly the same as you. Think about it, are you carved out of the same mold as him, except for eating and sleeping, or playing disco."

Fu Shi: "..."

Since when has he been like this?

He is not like this at all, okay, he still loves to learn, and I don't know why he raised such a baby who doesn't like to learn, he cried because of him.

"Anyway, I think it's your fault that the baby doesn't like to study! I don't care, I can't teach your child. If you can hand it in, you can hand it in to me. Anyway, tomorrow I will hear that he can read three hundred Tang poems, otherwise If not, I will never end with you."

Lu Jinxiao: "..."

He looked at the fat baby in front of him and began to have doubts.

Just this fat baby?

He didn't expect what he could do, he picked up the fat baby who slept like a pig, and put him in the room to sleep.

……

Fu Shi saw that the fat baby had woken up early the next morning, and was still very hungry, clamoring for something to drink.

Climb directly onto his body, lift up his clothes and want to eat.

Fu Shi saw the little fat man wanting to eat, so he found the right time, put the little fat man on the bed, grabbed his hand and said to him: "You can eat if you want, the ones that Dad taught you yesterday, Recognize it again."

After Fu Shi finished speaking, he brought those early education cards over. These early education cards are very simple to teach him to recognize some fruits. They have been repeated to him many times. This can test brain development. If he can, it means that the IQ is very good.

"You tell Dad which is the apple?"

When the chubby baby heard this, after looking at the cards he gave for a long time, tears suddenly filled his eyes, and he cried in the next second.

Fu Shi: "??? I'm teaching you now. Not only are you ignoring the class, but you're also crying. Why are you crying? You're crying so badly, you have to tell me which is the apple."

The little fat man cried even more sadly when he heard this, and hit him directly, even hitting him, and kept patting him.

Fu Shi was so angry that he got into a fight with the little fat man.

Lu Jinxiao heard the noise, came out of the bathroom and saw the two of them fighting, very helpless.

How grown up, the two of them even fought.

Don't look at the fact that the little fat man's teeth are not fully formed, but the force of his bite is quite heavy, so he just bit his finger.

Seeing this situation, Lu Jinxiao immediately went to separate them. The two of them, holding one in one hand, separated them, and carried the little fat man in the other hand, and put him on the ground.

The little fat man crawled out.

After Fu Shi was separated by him, he gritted his teeth and said to him: "Lu Jinxiao, don't stop me. I'll tell you, either your son will die today or I will live. If I can't stand him anymore, I won't listen to the class well. I think about eating all day, or sleep. I was teaching him just now, but he still cried with me. I understand that educating a child requires brute force. I wanted to beat and cry him, but he bit me just now."

Lu Jinxiao's head was going to be buzzing by the two of them, they were like children.

He went over to make milk powder for the child, and the little fat man drank it from the bottle, which was delicious, and even made a milk gap to provoke Fu Shi.

Fu Shi was going to cry angrily, "You are so fat and eat so much, how could I have such a stupid son like you, and you still don't know how to teach you so much."

The fat baby just ignored him, and now he is on the same side as Lu Jinxiao.

……

Zhang Huan went out to eat with Song Rongye today, he was greedy for hot pot, so he had to go out to eat, and went back after eating.

After returning home, I touched my stomach and felt that I was too fat, as fat as a round ball, and I could kick it as a ball if I took out my stomach alone.

Zhang Huan didn't know why he was so fat, he couldn't sit still when he became fat, even sitting down was very uncomfortable.

As soon as he sat down, Song Rongye followed and brought him slippers to change.

He has such a big belly now that it is difficult to squat down. Song Rongye came to change his shoes. Song Rongye took off his shoes in the usual manner and put them on. Just now he took off his suit jacket and got his shirt out for convenience, so he squatted down and Zhang Huan looked at his waist.

This is... eight-pack abs!

Zhang Huan saw eight-pack abs!These are real muscles. Song Rongye's figure is too good. Since he was pregnant, he has become so fat. He can't see muscles, so he is very excited to see muscles now!

He hadn't seen it for a long time, so he went over and touched his waist. Zhang Huan said with a hungry look: "You have muscles! I saw a few of your muscles! Feel them for me, I have been waiting for a long time Didn't see it."

Song Rongye: "..."

Where is it so exaggerated, he looked at Zhang Huan as if he could not move his eyes when he saw the muscles, he lifted up his clothes to satisfy him, and let him look at it: "Keep looking, keep touching, want to see As long as it takes, I'm yours and your muscles are yours."

Zhang Huan: "..."

Zhang Huan was very excited when he saw his muscles at first, but seeing Song Rongye's complacent look, he suddenly became unhappy. It was really faster to turn his face than to turn a book.

Zhang Huan suddenly faked crying: "You have such a good figure, why are you so good, and you have eight-pack abs! Look at me, I'm a juju, I'm a fat juju, my body is full of fat, You are all muscles, why am I so fat, I am so fat, you look good, I am so wronged."

Song Rongye: "..." He was frightened immediately, why did he just...cry?

Still crying for this reason?

Song Rongye touched his face comfortingly and said: "You are doing this now because you have a baby. When the baby is born, it won't be anymore, and then you won't be fat. Besides, why is my little baby fat? Yes, my little one is not fat at all."

When Zhang Huan heard this, he patted his waist very angrily and said: "How do you understand my injury? You are in such a good figure, you are just comforting me, you are in such a good figure, unlike me, my figure is not at all Well, I'm fat now, you are not, you have abdominal muscles, you can't do this, you have to be fleshy, you have to be as fat as me."

Song Rongye: "..." When he heard this, he lowered his head and glanced at his stomach, and saw that his waist was so strong, without any fat at all. He has been exercising all year round, and he has been exercising recently. He has always been in good shape. There is no such feeling of fat, so it seems very difficult for him to become fat now.

"Baby, it's a bit difficult for you to think about it. If I get fat, you will definitely despise me."

Zhang Huan looked at him with an aggrieved expression when he heard this, wishing to eat him with that expression, he didn't want to talk to him, stood up with his waist, and patted his stomach after getting up and said: "I don't talk to you anymore, You thin yours, I fat mine, we are not the same way."

Song Rongye: "..."