Lu Shao's little ancestor is sweet and flirtatious

Only Zhang Huan's mother had the opportunity to hold the child, and she had been taken away by relatives just now.

Now holding this white and tender child, I feel very nourished.

Seeing the beautiful appearance of the doll, Zhang's mother kept teasing the doll, and the doll also liked being hugged by grandma, so she smiled very happily.

Zhang's mother said to Zhang Huan: "This baby is so cute. It doesn't look like you when you were young. Do you know how thin you were when you were young? You didn't eat anything you were fed when you were young, so you were very thin. When you were young Skinny, those relatives in the family call you a dirt dog."

Zhang Huan: "???"

It's not appropriate to speak out at this time.

Zhang Huan felt that something was wrong and turned around to take a look, sure enough.

Song Rongye had just finished taking a shower, and when he passed by at this time, he heard this.

Hearing this nickname, I probably thought it was very interesting, so I looked at Zhang Huan and said: "I didn't expect that you were called a local dog when you were young, which is quite fitting."

Zhang's mother heard this, and continued to say with a smile: "Not only are there dogs, but there are also thin monkeys. Anyway, all kinds of very thin animals have barked. You don't know that when he was young, he really Just like malnutrition, he can’t eat anything, and he also likes his own name, people call him a dog, call him a skinny monkey, and he still smiles.”

Zhang Huan was about to cry when he said this, begging his mother to stop talking and save some face for him.

Going on like this, Song Rongye knew that he was so embarrassing when he was young.

Song Rongye really found it very interesting. He stared at Zhang Huan and said, "It really fits the name of a local dog."

Zhang Huan: "???"

Song Rongye: "I mean you are pretty skinny now, you don't have any meat at all. It turns out that the nickname for skinny is earth dog. I know now."

Zhang Huan: "..."

Fuck him.

Zhang Huan was so annoyed that they would bully him so jointly, he ignored them, turned around and went back.

Seeing him so angry, Song Rongye was also amused by him, and went to hug the child.

When Zhang Huan came out of the shower, he saw Song Rongye coaxing the child to sleep. The child was drowsy now, and he would fall asleep after a while.

Zhang Huan didn't want to talk to him very much.He is now taking the baby's red envelope.

The baby received a lot of red envelopes just now, and he was greedy just looking at them. This little money fan has to sleep with his own red envelopes, probably because he is afraid that his father will snatch his red envelopes, so he sleeps with this red envelope.

The saliva was all over the red envelope, so he quickly snatched the red envelope.

Want to see how much money is in there.

With so many red envelopes, even if the money is not much, it adds up to a lot.

Fortunately, the child is asleep now, so it is quite easy to snatch the red envelope from his arms, and snatch the red envelope away.

Zhang Huan opened the red envelope and looked at it. The relatives are quite generous. They probably bought it with their faces. Today I think they look good, so I gave a lot of red envelopes.

Song Rongye said: "I think your son is just like you. He loves money like his life. If you take away his red envelope, your son will be angry. When he wakes up tomorrow morning and finds that there is no red envelope, then we must not make trouble with you." .”

Hearing this, Zhang Huan felt that it was very reasonable, and he must lie to this kid who didn't have a kindergarten diploma.

Zhang Huan took out the ten and twenty cents he had treasured before, and gave the money to the baby.

Take out all the large amount in the red envelope, and then stuff a dime or two into it.In this way, he was changed without anyone noticing, and the child did not know that the money was changed by him.There is still a red envelope when I wake up.

Song Rongye couldn't laugh or cry when he saw Zhang Huan's aggressiveness. Really, if he had a kindergarten diploma, he wouldn't be bullied like this.

Zhang Huan was very happy, and put the money into his pocket, "Okay, like this, when your son wakes up tomorrow morning, he won't ask me for money, he has it himself." Song Rongye looked up when he heard this Glancing at him, he said, for some reason, he suddenly said, "Earth dog."

When Zhang Huan heard what he said, he was very angry and threw a pillow towards him. Damn him, he actually called him a dog.

"Shut up, what's your name? This is what I was called when I was a child, and it's not what I call now. I'm no longer a dog. If you bark again, I'll slap you."

Song Rongye stopped being a monster when he saw how angry he was.

Zhang Huan couldn't believe that he didn't have a nickname or something when he was a child.

Don't people in the village all give flower names?His childhood friends or something.

He went over and asked him: "I don't believe that you were not given a nickname when you were young. What was your name when you were young?"

Song Rongye looked very interested, raised his eyebrows and asked him: "You sure want to know, I'm afraid you don't want to know."

Zhang Huan was puzzled, what kind of shady name is this?Can't know yet.

"So what were you called when you were a child?"

Song Rongye: "When I was young, people called me handsome. Little handsome. Pretty, and they called me cute."

When Zhang Huan heard his wicked words, he threw the pillow towards him angrily, and he knew that he was lying.

Song Rongye: "I really didn't lie to you, it's true, I was so handsome when I was young, how good-looking I am now, and how good-looking I was when I was young."

Zhang Huan believes that he is still so handsome when he was young. After all, he has seen photos of him when he was young, and he is really good-looking, so some people really want to be beaten.

Zhang Huan didn't want to talk to him anymore, and went to the side to play with his mobile phone.

After putting the child to sleep, Song Rongye approached him, and then invited him with his eyes, asking what he wanted to do.It's obvious.

The two have been married for so long, and they can see through everything they want to do at a glance.

……

Half an hour later, Zhang Huan felt that he shouldn't agree to him. After all, there really was such a thing as a little fun, and it was this little fun that made Zhang Huan explode!

When someone passed by... Call him a dog, just call him a dog, he is so scared that he almost rolled off the bed, is he really... a hobby?

For this sake, I call myself a wife, a local dog.

He can really scream.

Zhang Huan looked at the way he couldn't help laughing, and was speechless: "Are you very happy now? What do you think you are doing with a dirt dog, just so happy?"

I don't expect him to call me Sweetie, but I don't want to call myself a dog?

Song Rongye really couldn't restrain himself. Now when he thinks of his face, he thinks of the word "earth dog" that his mother-in-law said.

The sense of substitution is too strong, as soon as I saw him, I wanted to call him a dog, so I laughed.

Seeing him so wronged to death, Zhang Huan kicked him down and asked him to sleep outside.

Handed him the pillow and quilt.

After pushing him out, Zhang Huan said, "Get the hell out of here and go to sleep."

Song Rongye was not angry either, he turned around at this moment, and said to Zhang's mother, "Mom, Zhang Huan bullied me."

Zhang's mother is known to be partial to Song Rongye. When she heard Song Rongye say this, she went over very angry, knocked on the door and called Zhang Huan, "Zhang Huan, you want to go to heaven, what are you doing? You kicked your husband out , you hurry up and come out for me. When is it time, drive my husband out and don’t need to sleep. "

Zhang Huan: "..."

Song Rongye returned to the room so easily, Zhang Huan threw the pillow on the floor angrily, and said to him, "You can sleep on the floor."

Song Rongye promised to go over and say to him, "Okay, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I won't call you again next time, I think it's cute."

Zhang Huan didn't believe him anymore, he was really hurtful just now, so he kicked him away, "Don't come here, I don't want to talk to you."

Song Rongye refused to let it go, just stuck to it, and said to him: "I just saw a lot of flowers at home, why don't we try it?"

Zhang Huan didn't understand, "Flower?"

Song Rongye went downstairs and carefully took the flowers up.

Zhang Huan watched him bring up the rose, and instantly knew what he meant.

He really dared to think.

……

Zhang Huan slept until 10 o'clock the next day, and when he woke up, neither the children nor her husband were there.

Probably went out.

Sure enough, just as he thought, Song Rongye woke up early in the morning, afraid that the child would disturb him to sleep, so he took the child out and walked around the streets.

Soon after, the baby came back with a lot of food hanging on his body, which was given by everyone who went shopping at the villagers' homes.

The baby came back while eating, with things all over his body.

Zhang Huan was shocked that his son was so popular.

Song Rongye: "It's like entering a wolf's den just now, and I almost couldn't come back. Many aunts and uncles said that they want to marry our son."

Zhang Huan: "..."

Zhang Huan has always known that his own son is popular. After all, when he went out before, every time he went out, various aunts and uncles would stop him and ask them if they want to order a baby kiss or something. If so, they can order together doll pro.

Zhang Huan asked him: "Then you agreed, you shouldn't agree to them."

Song Rongye: "I didn't agree to them. After all, they said that they would give two pigs as the dowry. I think two pigs are too few, so we need 20 pigs anyway."

Zhang Huan: "..."

The reasoning seems to be like this.

Zhang's mother had to go out in the afternoon to buy vegetables in the market, so when she left, she told them to watch the house carefully so that nothing happened.

It is not convenient for Zhang Huan to take care of the children at home, after all, there is nothing to play.

After Song Rongye waited for the child to wake up, he took the child to the cornfield.

Zhang Huan watched him take the child to the cornfield, and followed him, so as not to be bitten by many mosquitoes.

Zhang Huan didn't understand that Song Rongye brought people here. The two of them used to drill the cornfield in the middle of the night, but now they came here early in the morning.

"What are you doing in the morning?"

"Take you back to your youth."

Zhang Huan: "..."

Who wants to come here to reminisce about youth.

Song Rongye came to this corn field and did some calculations. When he came here with him, what position was he?

"Which location did we come here before?"

Hearing what he said, Zhang Huan embarrassedly pointed to a position, which was the position before.

"It seems to be here. It was pitch black at that time, and I didn't see it clearly. I guess it is here."

Song Rongye: "Are you sure it's here? Why do I feel it's the other side, not here?"

Zhang Huan didn't want to reminisce about his youth here with him, and he was so mad at him, "I remember that's right here!"

Song Rongye nodded when he heard this, expressing his understanding, "This is what you said."

Zhang Huan looked at him with something wrong, "What do you think?"

Song Rongye: "I heard from my mother that the recent corn fields are not mature, so not many people will come here to harvest corn. The two of us can try it during the day. The last time we came at night, we didn't see it clearly."

Zhang Huan just admired his idea, this is a cornfield, he didn't dare, "If someone sees it, it's over."

Song Rongye: "No, no one saw it."

Zhang Huan: "..."