Big Yao's Little Fat Chirp

Chapter 17 The Autistic Bird

The little bird was so guilty that he lowered his head, he didn't dare to say anything.

Mu Chengyun took a closer look and saw that there were only a little white debris under the wall in between, and there were no such white pieces.

Mu Chengyun raised his eyebrows: "You little chubby bird, you're not good at anything else, you're No. 1 for destroying corpses and eradicating traces. Are the ones you pecked off before thrown into the trash can?"

With that said, Mu Chengyun walked over to the trash can, wanting to see the great achievements of Xiaoniao.

However, to Mu Chengyun's surprise, there were only some fragments in the trash can, and there were no white wall fragments.

"Huh? Where did you throw it? Don't litter."

The little bird drooped its head, its little paws scratching nervously on the floor.

"I, I ate it. I don't know why, but I feel particularly hungry when I look at the wall recently."

Mu Chengyun's face changed drastically.

This monster is really a bird possessed by Erha, it's nothing to keep tearing down the house.After all, he is not short of money, so the housekeeper can handle the follow-up.

However, eating indiscriminately is no joke.

Even if Qiuqiu is a goblin with relatively strong physical fitness, it may not be able to withstand tossing.

"How is your body feeling now, is there any discomfort?"

Mu Chengyun quickly took the little bird into his palm and examined it carefully.

"Chirp~" the little bird called lightly, "I'm fine, I'm fine."

Seeing that the little bird was fine, Mu Chengyun was a little relieved.However, he still got in the car and hurried to the nearby pet store to find the goblin doctor.

In this big city, the specifications of the pet store are naturally top-notch, and the ability of the doctors inside cannot be underestimated.

The doctor was wearing a white coat, with a smile on his face that couldn't be concealed.

"Another bird sneaking at the wall."

He picked up a pen and wrote a few notes on the medical record: "This is similar to human pica. It is a lack of certain elements in the body... I prescribed calcium tablets for Xiaoniao, and I took one tablet every day. It’s fine. It’s not a big problem, but if this kind of problem occurs again in the future, you should pay more attention to calcium supplementation.”

"Okay." Mu Chengyun nodded slightly, "The composition of the wall is relatively complicated, I am not at ease, can you give him a detailed inspection?"

"Yes." The doctor smiled slightly, as if he had expected all of this a long time ago.

It is not a comfortable thing to do an inspection, if it is a demon.Generally, those who are thinking about cultivating the special resistance of the body will not check it.If someone comes with you, or with relatives and friends, there is almost no escape.

The little bird remembered his experience of getting the needle, and the whole bird became listless.He drooped his head cowardly, and rubbed against Mu Chengyun's neck.

"Chirp~ I'm a goblin with a strong body, so don't worry. It's scary to have an injection and draw blood, so let's not do it, okay?"

Mu Chengyun glanced at him: "I asked you to drink more milk before, what did you say? I thought it was only for children, so I refused to drink it because of my life and death. Now there is a problem with calcium deficiency, do you know that you regret it?"

"Chirp~ I regret it, I regret it so much."

Xiaoniao has a first-class attitude of admitting mistakes, and he has learned the essence of pretending to be good without a teacher.

It's a pity that the big demon doesn't like him.

"Didn't you say that you are a goblin and have a particularly strong body? That's just right, it's just a small needle, it won't do you much harm, and it will pass in a few seconds."

Hearing this, the little bird was devastated, and lay down on the back weakly, and was about to fall off the man's shoulders and fall headfirst to the ground.

Mu Chengyun stretched out his palm and caught the falling bird quickly and accurately.

He took a tissue from the table and spread it on the table.

He then gently placed the bird on a paper towel.The baby looked like she was caring for a fragile crystal.

The doctor was afraid that the little bird would make a fuss later, so he quickly prepared the needle and directly stuck the little bird in.

Xiaoniao's body became even more stiff, and with those peas, he watched his blood flow down the hose and into the small bottle.

Too, too scary, chirp chirp!

The process of drawing blood was quick, but to the little bird, it seemed terribly long.

When the doctor pulled out the needle, the little bird felt alive again.

The fur ball dangled and stood up.

The doctor took a cotton swab and handed it over: "Come and open your mouth."

Hairball:"???"

I did an inspection before, and there were not so many!Is it because the pet hospital is bigger, with more and more complete projects?

Maoqiu regretted so much that he had no choice but to travel back and beat himself who gnawed on the wall to death.

"Chirp..."

The bird was stabbed in the throat, so it was naturally uncomfortable.

He lay softly on Mu Chengyun's hand, looking sickly.

"Don't worry, the next project department will work hard." Mu Chengyun saw through Xiaoniao's thoughts at a glance, and began to comfort Xiaoniao.

"Chirp~"

With the reassurance and assurance from the owner, the little bird is finally much happier.

Mu Chengyun took out the box he carried with him, took out a few fruits from it, and handed it to the little bird's mouth.

"Qiaoqiu, do you want to eat some fruit to replenish energy?"

"Chirp!" Of course.

Without hesitation, the little bird opened its mouth and ate the dried fruit.

As if to make up for it, Mu Chengyun fed the little bird a lot.The little bird was so happy that his belly was swollen.

Seeing that the examination was almost finished, Xiaoniao, a straight person, naturally wanted to go to the toilet.

"Jiujiu~ Where is the toilet?"

The doctor took out two cups the size of half a bird and handed them over.

"It's at the end of the corridor, you can see it when you walk over. Remember, feces should be packed separately from urine."

"Chirp?" The bird was dumbfounded.

Mu Chengyun coughed lightly: "These are normal physical examination items, you just need to listen to them. Don't worry about not being able to pick up the small cup, I'll get it for you."

Mu Chengyun also took Xiaoniao for a physical examination before, but they had just met for a short time at that time.Mu Chengyun didn't let Xiaoniao do some projects that seemed a bit embarrassing.But now, of course, it's different.

Xiaoniao, who has never undergone a real physical examination, feels that the world is splitting apart.

"Chirp!!!" The bird turned its back, rejection was written all over its feathers.

A white dumpling stood on the table, its furry face was facing the wall, and only its small brown-gray tail was facing its owner.

Mu Chengyun couldn't help having a headache.

He stretched out his fingers and gently flicked the bird's tail.

"Qiaoqiu, be good. After this step, it's over. After the physical examination is over, I will accompany you whatever you want to play."

Qiuqiu remained unmoved and continued to face the wall.

"You bad guy, I don't want to hear you, go away."

Mu Chengyun: "..."

"Qiaoqiu, be good. I'll buy whatever you want."

"Don't mention the word "eating" to me again!" The little bird was stabbed in the deadly spot, and his hair was fried.

You know, he was admitted to this "black heart" hospital because of what he ate.It is also because of eating too much that I want to go to the toilet.

Why is there such an embarrassing physical examination item? He feels ashamed to see a monster!

"Ball ball."

The little bird was sullen and didn't want to talk to the demon.

Mu Chengyun let out a muffled laugh: "How long do you have to hold back?"

Qiuqiu: "..."

This time, the little bird didn't face the wall either.

He flew directly to Mu Chengyun's shoulder and stood still, raised his little wings, and slapped the big monster directly in the face.

She doesn't have much strength, but that little angry look is extraordinarily cute.

Mu Chengyun let the bird vent for a while, and then said helplessly: "Qiaoqiu, are you angry?"

The little bird "chirped" a few times before finally putting down its little wings.

He obediently fell into Mu Chengyun's palm, no longer resisting.

It's just that the back of the vicissitudes of life is indescribably bleak.

Mu Chengyun opened a toilet cubicle and put the small plastic cup on the toilet tank.

"I'm going out, call me when you're done."

"Chirp." The voice was low, indescribably pitiful.

Xiaoniao no longer remembers how he left the hospital, only that his brain can no longer think.

Just now, the big demon was like a pourer of night fragrance. He picked up the two cups and gave them to the doctor.

It feels like after going through such a thing, he is no longer that pure and clean bird.

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The butler worked very fast, and when Xiaoniao returned home, he saw that the damaged white wall had been repaired.The new wall traces are obvious, as if to announce the great achievements of the bird.

The little bird turned around silently, pretending not to see it.

Mu Chengyun raised his hand and gently nodded his head.

"Don't chew on the wall anymore, you know? Otherwise, I won't feed you calcium tablets next time, and I will feed you milk every day."

"Understood Chirp." Xiaoniao lowered her head aggrievedly.

Mu Chengyun took out a calcium tablet, placed the oval calcium tablet next to the bird's pointed beak, and carefully compared it.

"It's about the size of your little mouth, but it's still hard. Can you eat it? How about I twist it into powder and make calcium tablet water for you to drink?"

"No, my pointy mouth is not a white chirp~"

As the little bird said, he lowered his head and pecked at the calcium tablet.

The calcium tablet, which was not particularly hard, was pecked out a small piece and eaten by the bird.

Mu Chengyun was addicted to feeding, so he just pinched the calcium tablet with two hands, and then watched the ball like a little woodpecker, and kept eating.

"Chirp, I'm done eating~" The little bird shook its wings, "Well, you promised at the pet hospital that if I obediently completed the physical examination, you would play with me, does that still count?"

"Of course it counts." Mu Chengyun smiled slightly, with a smile that couldn't be concealed in his eyes.

Based on Mu Chengyun's love for Xiaoniao, even if Xiaoniao doesn't do anything, he will still play with Xiaoniao.This so-called reward is naturally a floating cloud.

The little bird was coaxed over like this, it was so innocent and cute.How can such a stupid little bird live without him?

The little monster in Mu Chengyun's eyes, the little calculations in his heart flew away.

"Chirp, I want to go out and play. It doesn't matter where I go, you arrange it. I've been bored in the house for too long, and I'm bored."

Go to different places to gain more knowledge, and continue to add bricks and tiles to your escape map~ Mu Chengyun thought for a moment: "How about going to the flower and bird market? There are so many birds there, maybe I can find you a companion."

Little Bird: "..."

He is a demon, how can he be with ordinary birds.

You idiot, have you ever seen a human marry an orangutan? !

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