Big Yao's Little Fat Chirp
Chapter 26
Mu Chengyun has to admit that although Xiaoniao is occasionally clumsy, she has a big brain and unique advantages, and can always win by surprise.
"When you arrive, you can't get too familiar with them. Otherwise, they whisper at night and call you without a word. If you go to your bed and see that it is empty, it will be no different from a supernatural event. "
Bai Yufei: "..."
This is indeed a problem.Ah, this talent show is so annoying, why do you have to charge your phone! ! !
"Then I don't want to go, this show doesn't have a mobile phone, so I don't have a soul." Netcrazy Bird was full of resistance.
Mu Chengyun raised his eyebrows: "Qiaoqiu, it's not easy for you to circle around in the human world. If you don't have the ability to endure hardship, it's hard to get along."
"That's it..." The bird began to hesitate.
Mu Chengyun let out a muffled laugh: "How about this, you can hand over your phone to me, and first cut off the phone for a few days to exercise?"
Xiaoniao still wanted to be self-reliant, thought for a while, and nodded.
"Well, I'll do my best."
In fact, there are relatively few jobs that restrict mobile phones. Not every job of being a celebrity requires mobile phones, and only some variety shows have this requirement.
After all, Bai Yufei didn't know enough about this industry, so he was easily fooled by Mu Chengyun.
Mu Chengyun actually saw that Xiaoniao was too crazy to play with his mobile phone recently. Apart from practicing and studying, he never took his eyes off the mobile phone.Even if there is a goblin body that is much stronger than humans, the eyes will be burnt out over the years.
Xiaoniao didn't know about Da Yao's bad intentions, so she obediently handed over her phone.
Mu Chengyun also knew that the mobile phone was not easy to ring, so he turned around and secretly hid the mobile phone, and told the housekeeper not to provide Xiaoniao with a new one.
For the first hour away from the mobile phone, the little fur ball stood on the edge of the glass fruit plate, stretched out its pointed mouth, and ate the fruit without any change.
The corners of Mu Chengyun's lips hooked slightly.
It's a good thing, at least I can eat while playing with my mobile phone.
Not long after, Mu Chengyun went out to work and left Xiaoniao at home.
The little bird had enough to eat and drink, and gradually felt a little bored.Thinking that the phone had already been handed in, he thought about it and went downstairs to watch TV.
Then, the little bird stared at the empty wall in the living room, and began to doubt life.
How about a big TV? ! !
The little bird flew up to the butler and yelled in panic, "Quick! Call the police! A thief sneaked into the villa and stole our TV!!!"
The housekeeper, who has always been professional and has first-class expression management, couldn't hold back his expression at all, and couldn't help laughing.
"The TV was not stolen. It was Mr. Mu who told us to put it away. Exposure to too many electronic products will have a bad effect on your eyesight. Mr. Mu has set a standard, and you can only use electronic products for a maximum of 3 hours a day. When the time comes, Mu will personally supervise you playing with your mobile phone or watching TV, and then count the time..."
Little Bird: "!!!"
Why is it more difficult to work in the human world, you need to endure hardships and so on.This is a trap at all, a trap to cheat his phone away! ! !
Don't think he doesn't know, many migrant workers in the villa spend more than 3 hours on their phones every day!
The little bird is going to shut itself up.
"It's too boring at home, I want to go out for a walk."
"It's not suitable recently, because you haven't learned to switch freely between human form and monster form yet, and it's easy to turn into a living bird in minutes when you go out."
Bai Yufei: "..."
You are telling the truth, but why is it so heartbreaking?
It was not easy for the big demon to relax a little bit of control on him and allowed him to go out accompanied by a group of bodyguards, but now it's... once back to before liberation!
The little bird sighed secretly, and flew back to its small cage covered with fallen leaves, where Tang pretended to be dead.
Not Kaisen...
When the bird is free, it is easy to think about things.
Xiaoniao's mind is full of big monsters, and his little mouth keeps muttering "chirp chirping", constantly cursing big monsters to find a lover who will take care of his mobile phone in the future.
Suddenly, the bird realized a problem.
Da Yao probably just hid his mobile phone and didn't bring it to the company.That means the phone is still at home!
Xiaoniao closed her eyes, trying to recall the various places the big demon had passed after taking the phone.
Soon, the little bird went straight to the big demon's bedroom.
Although Mu Chengyun's bedroom is in that simple and luxurious style, there are quite a few things.It's not easy to find something as small as a mobile phone.
Xiaoniao's subordinates flew to the bottom of the bed and looked at it carefully.There was very little light under the bed, but he was a bird that could fly at night after all, so his night vision was naturally not a problem.
He scanned around, but found no mobile phone.Then the detective bird flew to the table again, pulled the book out of the shelf with its claws, and opened it to examine it.
He has watched a lot of detective dramas, and there are quite a few plots where things are hidden in books.
However, Xiaoniao pulled down the book and made a mess on the desk, but no trace of the mobile phone was found.
The book is not small, and Xiaoniao can only pull it out with his body. If he wants to organize the book and put it back, he can't do it.
The little bird had no choice but to let it go, flew to the wardrobe, and started flipping through it.
After half an hour, the bird finally had a harvest.
There are some coats hanging in Mu Chengyun's closet, and in the pocket of one of the coats is Xiaoniao's mobile phone.
Bai Yufei took out the phone and threw it on Mu Chengyun's bed.
The clever little bird turned off the sound of the mobile phone first, and then played happily.
He has very sensitive ears, and he didn't put his phone back until Mu Chengyun's car drove into the villa.After that, Xiaoniao lay on his back on Mu Chengyun's bed, staring at the ceiling blankly.
As soon as Mu Chengyun entered the door, he asked the butler worriedly: "How is Qiuqiu today?"
"After knowing that you can't touch the mobile phone and TV, he was quite unhappy. He went back to the bird room for a while at first, and then went to your bedroom. He hasn't come out yet."
"Yeah." Mu Chengyun nodded slightly, turned and went upstairs.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw a bird lying on the bed that seemed to have lost its soul.
"Ball ball."
"Chirp!" Xiaoniao made a pitiful voice, "I can't find the phone no matter what I look for, please give me back the phone. I am no longer a star, woo woo woo..."
Seeing his messy desk, Mu Chengyun could completely imagine what happened before.
If he knew that this little bird had hopped under his bed for a long time, he probably wouldn't be able to continue being so calm.
Mu Chengyun, who was kept in the dark, still felt sorry for Xiaoniao at the moment.But for the sake of Xiaoniao's health, he could only be cruel.
"Qiaoqiu, whether you are a star or not, you can't face these electronic devices all day long, otherwise your eyes will break down sooner or later."
Mu Chengyun opened the closet: "You can play for three hours today, I will accompany you..."
The little bird who was pretending to be poor, suddenly panicked.
"I, I'm hungry, let's eat first."
Mu Chengyun turned back and took a deep look at Xiaoniao, as if realizing something.
He said that he put his hand into his coat pocket, and the little bird didn't have the courage to look any further, so he closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.
Mu Chengyun frowned.
Sure enough, the phone was scorching hot, obviously it was in use not long ago...
"Qiaoqiu, how can you not be a star? It would be a pity not to be a star with your acting skills."
Qiuqiu remained silent and continued to play dead.
Mu Chengyun stretched out his hand and tapped his little mouth lightly.
"I think you've had enough fun today, and you can put your phone away now."
"No!" Xiaoniao opened her eyes wide, and the grievance in her eyes was about to overflow.
He was not happy, his heart was full of depression, and he was so angry that he rolled on the bed.
"I don't want to be your pet, I want to be a servant of the villa. Let alone a servant, even if I go to the construction site to move a brick, I play with my mobile phone for more than 3 hours a day. Here you are..."
The little bird was aggrieved and kept making noises.
Mu Chengyun's head is getting bigger.
The little bird has seen a lot, and it is not easy to cheat.
There was no way, even though Mu Chengyun caught Xiaoniao lying, he didn't have the slightest advantage.After all, this bird is dying for the phone, and he is about to pack up and leave home in the next second.
After some negotiation, Mu Chengyun could only increase the time of playing mobile phones to 6 hours a day.However, he divided the time, which is 2 hours each in the morning, noon and evening, so that the damage to the eyes will be slightly less.
After this day's challenge of quitting mobile phones, Xiaoniao completely gave up to participate in the talent show variety show.If the price of making money is not touching his mobile phone for more than three months, then he would rather lose his freedom and be a harpy waiting to die for the rest of his life!
---
Time flies, and Xiaoniao finally wants to go out to shoot the first commercial of Niaosheng with his friend Bai Lin.
This is a memorable day, Mu Chengyun specially set aside a day to accompany the bird to shoot commercials.
As for how much of this love is jealousy for Bai Lin's relationship with the bird, only Mu Chengyun himself knows.
The little bird was not put in a cage, but stood freely on the big demon's shoulder, looking around.
The staff in the studio were still busy, and Bai Lin sat aside to put on makeup, and it would take at least an hour to shoot.Because Bai Yufei is a bird and "can't understand human words", they need to let the bird come to adapt to the environment before the official shooting, and then try to guide the bird to do some specified actions.
"Animal actors are generally difficult to shoot, and I hope today will go well." The photographer looked at the bird, then at the bird's owner, and felt a "thump" in his heart.
broken!This is not short of money, but also a big boss who can't afford to offend!
If it were an ordinary person, for the endorsement fee, they would stay with them for a long time, take a break before continuing, maybe even work for a day or two until the film is shot.But this kind of rich man, no matter whether he himself is tired or the baby bird is tired, may miss the appointment and leave every minute!
The little bird flapped its wings and flew directly to Bai Lin's shoulder: "Chirp Chirp Chirp~"
Bai Lin, long time no see~
Mu Chengyun's face darkened instantly.
Photographer: "..."
It's obviously a bird, but he seemed to see the boss being attacked by a green hat...
"When you arrive, you can't get too familiar with them. Otherwise, they whisper at night and call you without a word. If you go to your bed and see that it is empty, it will be no different from a supernatural event. "
Bai Yufei: "..."
This is indeed a problem.Ah, this talent show is so annoying, why do you have to charge your phone! ! !
"Then I don't want to go, this show doesn't have a mobile phone, so I don't have a soul." Netcrazy Bird was full of resistance.
Mu Chengyun raised his eyebrows: "Qiaoqiu, it's not easy for you to circle around in the human world. If you don't have the ability to endure hardship, it's hard to get along."
"That's it..." The bird began to hesitate.
Mu Chengyun let out a muffled laugh: "How about this, you can hand over your phone to me, and first cut off the phone for a few days to exercise?"
Xiaoniao still wanted to be self-reliant, thought for a while, and nodded.
"Well, I'll do my best."
In fact, there are relatively few jobs that restrict mobile phones. Not every job of being a celebrity requires mobile phones, and only some variety shows have this requirement.
After all, Bai Yufei didn't know enough about this industry, so he was easily fooled by Mu Chengyun.
Mu Chengyun actually saw that Xiaoniao was too crazy to play with his mobile phone recently. Apart from practicing and studying, he never took his eyes off the mobile phone.Even if there is a goblin body that is much stronger than humans, the eyes will be burnt out over the years.
Xiaoniao didn't know about Da Yao's bad intentions, so she obediently handed over her phone.
Mu Chengyun also knew that the mobile phone was not easy to ring, so he turned around and secretly hid the mobile phone, and told the housekeeper not to provide Xiaoniao with a new one.
For the first hour away from the mobile phone, the little fur ball stood on the edge of the glass fruit plate, stretched out its pointed mouth, and ate the fruit without any change.
The corners of Mu Chengyun's lips hooked slightly.
It's a good thing, at least I can eat while playing with my mobile phone.
Not long after, Mu Chengyun went out to work and left Xiaoniao at home.
The little bird had enough to eat and drink, and gradually felt a little bored.Thinking that the phone had already been handed in, he thought about it and went downstairs to watch TV.
Then, the little bird stared at the empty wall in the living room, and began to doubt life.
How about a big TV? ! !
The little bird flew up to the butler and yelled in panic, "Quick! Call the police! A thief sneaked into the villa and stole our TV!!!"
The housekeeper, who has always been professional and has first-class expression management, couldn't hold back his expression at all, and couldn't help laughing.
"The TV was not stolen. It was Mr. Mu who told us to put it away. Exposure to too many electronic products will have a bad effect on your eyesight. Mr. Mu has set a standard, and you can only use electronic products for a maximum of 3 hours a day. When the time comes, Mu will personally supervise you playing with your mobile phone or watching TV, and then count the time..."
Little Bird: "!!!"
Why is it more difficult to work in the human world, you need to endure hardships and so on.This is a trap at all, a trap to cheat his phone away! ! !
Don't think he doesn't know, many migrant workers in the villa spend more than 3 hours on their phones every day!
The little bird is going to shut itself up.
"It's too boring at home, I want to go out for a walk."
"It's not suitable recently, because you haven't learned to switch freely between human form and monster form yet, and it's easy to turn into a living bird in minutes when you go out."
Bai Yufei: "..."
You are telling the truth, but why is it so heartbreaking?
It was not easy for the big demon to relax a little bit of control on him and allowed him to go out accompanied by a group of bodyguards, but now it's... once back to before liberation!
The little bird sighed secretly, and flew back to its small cage covered with fallen leaves, where Tang pretended to be dead.
Not Kaisen...
When the bird is free, it is easy to think about things.
Xiaoniao's mind is full of big monsters, and his little mouth keeps muttering "chirp chirping", constantly cursing big monsters to find a lover who will take care of his mobile phone in the future.
Suddenly, the bird realized a problem.
Da Yao probably just hid his mobile phone and didn't bring it to the company.That means the phone is still at home!
Xiaoniao closed her eyes, trying to recall the various places the big demon had passed after taking the phone.
Soon, the little bird went straight to the big demon's bedroom.
Although Mu Chengyun's bedroom is in that simple and luxurious style, there are quite a few things.It's not easy to find something as small as a mobile phone.
Xiaoniao's subordinates flew to the bottom of the bed and looked at it carefully.There was very little light under the bed, but he was a bird that could fly at night after all, so his night vision was naturally not a problem.
He scanned around, but found no mobile phone.Then the detective bird flew to the table again, pulled the book out of the shelf with its claws, and opened it to examine it.
He has watched a lot of detective dramas, and there are quite a few plots where things are hidden in books.
However, Xiaoniao pulled down the book and made a mess on the desk, but no trace of the mobile phone was found.
The book is not small, and Xiaoniao can only pull it out with his body. If he wants to organize the book and put it back, he can't do it.
The little bird had no choice but to let it go, flew to the wardrobe, and started flipping through it.
After half an hour, the bird finally had a harvest.
There are some coats hanging in Mu Chengyun's closet, and in the pocket of one of the coats is Xiaoniao's mobile phone.
Bai Yufei took out the phone and threw it on Mu Chengyun's bed.
The clever little bird turned off the sound of the mobile phone first, and then played happily.
He has very sensitive ears, and he didn't put his phone back until Mu Chengyun's car drove into the villa.After that, Xiaoniao lay on his back on Mu Chengyun's bed, staring at the ceiling blankly.
As soon as Mu Chengyun entered the door, he asked the butler worriedly: "How is Qiuqiu today?"
"After knowing that you can't touch the mobile phone and TV, he was quite unhappy. He went back to the bird room for a while at first, and then went to your bedroom. He hasn't come out yet."
"Yeah." Mu Chengyun nodded slightly, turned and went upstairs.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw a bird lying on the bed that seemed to have lost its soul.
"Ball ball."
"Chirp!" Xiaoniao made a pitiful voice, "I can't find the phone no matter what I look for, please give me back the phone. I am no longer a star, woo woo woo..."
Seeing his messy desk, Mu Chengyun could completely imagine what happened before.
If he knew that this little bird had hopped under his bed for a long time, he probably wouldn't be able to continue being so calm.
Mu Chengyun, who was kept in the dark, still felt sorry for Xiaoniao at the moment.But for the sake of Xiaoniao's health, he could only be cruel.
"Qiaoqiu, whether you are a star or not, you can't face these electronic devices all day long, otherwise your eyes will break down sooner or later."
Mu Chengyun opened the closet: "You can play for three hours today, I will accompany you..."
The little bird who was pretending to be poor, suddenly panicked.
"I, I'm hungry, let's eat first."
Mu Chengyun turned back and took a deep look at Xiaoniao, as if realizing something.
He said that he put his hand into his coat pocket, and the little bird didn't have the courage to look any further, so he closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.
Mu Chengyun frowned.
Sure enough, the phone was scorching hot, obviously it was in use not long ago...
"Qiaoqiu, how can you not be a star? It would be a pity not to be a star with your acting skills."
Qiuqiu remained silent and continued to play dead.
Mu Chengyun stretched out his hand and tapped his little mouth lightly.
"I think you've had enough fun today, and you can put your phone away now."
"No!" Xiaoniao opened her eyes wide, and the grievance in her eyes was about to overflow.
He was not happy, his heart was full of depression, and he was so angry that he rolled on the bed.
"I don't want to be your pet, I want to be a servant of the villa. Let alone a servant, even if I go to the construction site to move a brick, I play with my mobile phone for more than 3 hours a day. Here you are..."
The little bird was aggrieved and kept making noises.
Mu Chengyun's head is getting bigger.
The little bird has seen a lot, and it is not easy to cheat.
There was no way, even though Mu Chengyun caught Xiaoniao lying, he didn't have the slightest advantage.After all, this bird is dying for the phone, and he is about to pack up and leave home in the next second.
After some negotiation, Mu Chengyun could only increase the time of playing mobile phones to 6 hours a day.However, he divided the time, which is 2 hours each in the morning, noon and evening, so that the damage to the eyes will be slightly less.
After this day's challenge of quitting mobile phones, Xiaoniao completely gave up to participate in the talent show variety show.If the price of making money is not touching his mobile phone for more than three months, then he would rather lose his freedom and be a harpy waiting to die for the rest of his life!
---
Time flies, and Xiaoniao finally wants to go out to shoot the first commercial of Niaosheng with his friend Bai Lin.
This is a memorable day, Mu Chengyun specially set aside a day to accompany the bird to shoot commercials.
As for how much of this love is jealousy for Bai Lin's relationship with the bird, only Mu Chengyun himself knows.
The little bird was not put in a cage, but stood freely on the big demon's shoulder, looking around.
The staff in the studio were still busy, and Bai Lin sat aside to put on makeup, and it would take at least an hour to shoot.Because Bai Yufei is a bird and "can't understand human words", they need to let the bird come to adapt to the environment before the official shooting, and then try to guide the bird to do some specified actions.
"Animal actors are generally difficult to shoot, and I hope today will go well." The photographer looked at the bird, then at the bird's owner, and felt a "thump" in his heart.
broken!This is not short of money, but also a big boss who can't afford to offend!
If it were an ordinary person, for the endorsement fee, they would stay with them for a long time, take a break before continuing, maybe even work for a day or two until the film is shot.But this kind of rich man, no matter whether he himself is tired or the baby bird is tired, may miss the appointment and leave every minute!
The little bird flapped its wings and flew directly to Bai Lin's shoulder: "Chirp Chirp Chirp~"
Bai Lin, long time no see~
Mu Chengyun's face darkened instantly.
Photographer: "..."
It's obviously a bird, but he seemed to see the boss being attacked by a green hat...
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