Big Yao's Little Fat Chirp
Chapter 30 The Official Announcement Couple
Mu Chengyun didn't really want to have such a silly brother, but Xiaoniao thought, it's not like he couldn't cooperate.
only……
Mu Chengyun directly sent the photo to Xiaoniao and sighed.
"I can cooperate, but...you are too good at acting like a baby. In this picture, do you look like a brother?"
Bai Yufei lowered his head and looked at the photo carefully.
After a long time, he raised his head blankly: "What's different? Don't say we're brothers, my fellow clansmen and I will also rub each other, especially when we get together to keep warm in winter."
Mu Chengyun: "..."
Mistake, forgot it was a bird!
"Qiaoqiu, you still have to pay attention to the size. If you find a partner in the future, and still flirt and cuddle with other people like this, you will be regarded as a scumbag and posted on the Internet."
Bai Yufei: "..."
Human beings are so amazing... Even the normal loitering must be viewed with colored eyes.
Bai Yufei ate his meal depressed, and continued to think.
After all, he is an internet addict, very smart, so he directly posted a post online asking for help.
[Going out to play with friends, how can I explain being misunderstood as a couple? 】
"The host and his friends went to play together during the holidays. The teams are always long during the holidays. The host chatted with friends boredly, and his legs got tired after standing for a long time. I leaned into my friend's arms and he touched me. I took a photo of someone I knew. Now everyone is saying that we are a couple, how do we clarify?"
"Hehe, leaning into someone's arms? Then you friends, you have developed enough~"
"Good guy, it's this far, and you're still stubborn! Do you have to catch the rape in bed before you admit it?"
"Lord, the friend you mentioned, have you ever slept in his clothes naked?"
yes!Nothing happened to us though, we were clean and innocent.
Bai Yufei was about to reply, but when he refreshed, he saw a message that made him feel dumbfounded.
"Good guy! Is this a public relations company looking for lessons? This is exactly the same as what happened with Mr. Mu and that mysterious and handsome man!"
Xiaoniao, who felt that the vest was exposed, turned off the phone directly, and thought hard on his own, no longer relying on external forces.
Mu Chengyun ate slowly, with a calm expression, as if he was not the one who was rumored to be scandalous.
Even though the internet was full of blood and blood, Mu Chengyun did not urge Xiaoniao, but waited quietly.
Bai Yufei didn't know what he was thinking about, his face gradually turned crimson.
"Chengyun, that... do you mind, do you mind..." Bai Yufei faltered, unable to utter a complete sentence for a long time.
Mu Chengyun glanced at him: "If you have anything to say, just say it."
Usually bold and unrestrained, causing troubles a lot, but now he has become more reserved.
Bai Yufei rubbed his fingers nervously, and looked at Mu Chengyun pitifully: "Do you mind being defiled by me..."
The veins on Mu Chengyun's forehead twitched.
"Damn my reputation?" Bai Yufei swallowed, "I used my mobile phone to ask for help on the forum just now, and I was sprayed. I feel that they won't believe anything we say unless I lie and say that the two of us One is a couple. It's just that this will have a bad impact on your reputation."
"I don't care about that. Anyway, I've been single for a long time. With you as a fake boyfriend, my parents can save a few words."
Although Mu Chengyun doesn't like to gossip with others, it was because of his mistake that Xiaoniao was brought into the trending search.As the initiator, he is obliged to solve the problem for the bird.
"Since you have made a decision, I will announce to the public that we are a couple. Usually, you should pay more attention and don't mess around with people or fairies. Especially Bai Lin, you two are bird demons, maybe one of you is not Pay attention, just rub it together. Bai Lin is a public figure, and he will send you on the trending list every minute."
"Chirp~ I'll pay attention."
Bai Yufei held his cheeks, looking melancholy.
You know, when he was playing with Bai Lin before, he posted a lot.I hope that when I see Bai Lin's human form, I won't continue to rub him like a bird.
Mu Chengyun dined with Bai Yufei in the private room, which was more private.
Otherwise, how could they talk?Now the reporters have already heard the news, scrambling to find them in the amusement park.
The people who eat melons are still thinking about how Mu Chengyun will "clarify" and want to see the deceptive tactics of big companies.As a result, Mu Chengyun's account directly responded: Falling in love is human nature, please don't pay too much attention to my private life, and don't disturb Yu Fei.
This time, Weibo couldn't take it anymore, and it collapsed completely.
Everyone gossips, wondering who the hell is Bai Yufei, who can actually take down Mu Chengyun, the diamond king!
"Bai Yufei looks so handsome, could he be a star?"
"I think Bai Yufei is a psychoanalyst. Without strong means, how can he win the Flower of Gaoling?"
"Bai Yufei looks like a green tea. I guess he is also the type who is good at pretending to be innocent and weak, so as to arouse men's desire for protection."
Mu Chengyun: "..."
Are these gossip netizens too good at making up their minds?
How can there be such a clever green tea boy, there is only one greedy and stupid bird from beginning to end!
"Chengyun, if we are photographed living together, it might affect our reputation a bit. Why don't I move out~" Bai Yufei's eyes glowed, and his mind was about to follow the wind and fly outside.
Ever since he became a pet, he wanted to run away.It's a pity that the big demon is strong, and the defense is quite in place, and the goblin bodyguards invited to protect him should not be underestimated, so there is no chance of escape.
With such an excuse, Bai Yufei, who moved out, realized his dream of freedom in disguise.
It's a pity that Mu Chengyun wasn't fooled.
"If you are photographed, you will be photographed. At worst, we will announce our engagement. Your safety is more important. Now that the official announces that we are a couple, you will be targeted by my enemies. With your spiritual power, it is not enough to deliver food to others. "
Bai Yufei: "..."
He was wrong, and he shouldn't have lied to the public.Even if no one wants to believe it, he still tells them that he has many lovers with Da Yao.Well now, even if he finds a chance to escape from the big monster, he may fall into the claws of other monsters!
Why is his name so bitter, Jiu Jiu Jiu!
---
The depressed bird finished his meal and planned to continue queuing.
It's just that they had just been waiting in the roller coaster line for a while when a reporter ran over.Even if the two have put on masks, but their clothes have not changed, it is still easy to identify.
"Mr. Mu, when did you two get together?"
"Excuse me, are you married?"
The plainclothes bodyguards no longer hid, but walked over to block the reporters.The staff of the playground also came to help. Otherwise, if these reporters are allowed to mess up and mess up the team, will their playground continue to operate?
The reporters did not dare to give up, so they could only participate in the queue, hold the machine, and continue to shoot.
After all, this is a public place, and reporters taking photos will not violate any right to privacy.
As long as he wasn't surrounded, Mu Chengyun didn't care about him and just coaxed the bird by himself.
Bai Yufei nestled in his arms, poked his head out, and looked at those short cannons.Soon, he shrank back again with a "swoosh".
It looked like a curious young bird exploring a new world, but a little scared, explored for 2 seconds, and then hid back in the arms of the family.
"You said, will I become popular because of this exposure?"
Mu Chengyun raised his hand and pressed it gently on his forehead.
"You don't have a fever, why did you start talking nonsense all of a sudden?"
Bai Yufei blushed, and glared at him pretending to be angry.
"If you don't, you won't. You talk to me well, and don't let the yin and yang be weird."
"You still have such a big temper, what a little ancestor." Mu Chengyun shook his head, "Now that everyone knows that you are my boyfriend, it is impossible for you to make a career in the entertainment circle in a low-key manner. How about this, I will give you Invest in a play."
"what?"
Bai Yufei turned pale with shock: "The investment in those film and television dramas is huge, and one drama is several hundred million. I didn't act well, and I messed up. What do you do if you lose money and go to sleep on the street?"
The people around pricked up their ears, trying to eavesdrop, trying to tell some useful information, sell it to reporters, and make a fortune.
Hearing this, the eavesdropper couldn't help laughing.
Who doesn't know that Mr. Mu is worth hundreds of billions, so it's nothing to invest in a film and television drama.This man is too good at pretending to be a white lotus, right?Does Mr. Mu like this kind of thing?
"Movies and TV dramas generally have more than one shareholder, and I won't vote for all of them. Moreover, I will find some suitable roles for you, not necessarily the protagonist. I believe in you, as long as you play well."
Hearing that he was not responsible for carrying the banner, Bai Yufei finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"That's good. I will work hard so that you won't lose money."
"En." Mu Chengyun nodded slightly.
It was already afternoon, and the sun was getting stronger and stronger.Mu Chengyun held an umbrella to shade the bird.Even so, the bird was too hot.
He raised his hand and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"It's too hot, I want to pluck all the hair on my body. Let's find an indoor amusement facility to play later." He took out the map and looked at it. "There is a haunted house nearby."
"it is good."
Mu Chengyun took the cold drink from the bodyguard and handed it to Bai Yufei.
"Drink something cold and you'll feel better."
Bai Yufei drank happily, took a few sips, and handed it to Mu Chengyun's mouth.
"Why do you only ask the bodyguard to buy one cup? I don't believe that you are not hot. Drink it quickly. Next time, don't remember wrongly, ask the bodyguard to buy two cups."
After watching so many idol dramas, Bai Yufei also knows that drinking a drink together is something between couples.But now everyone thinks they are lovers, so it doesn't matter anymore, the most important thing is to quench the big monster's thirst!
There are so many things about human beings!
In the big forest, they drank too much water from the same river.When he went to the river to drink water, there were all kinds of herbivores by the river, did they have such a messy relationship!
Xiaoniao was open and frank in his heart, but Mu Chengyun, the big demon who had been living in the country for many years, was stunned for a moment, not knowing whether to drink or not to drink.
This, this is a matter between couples...
--------------------
The author has something to say:
Bai Yufei's heart was like still water: "Drink!"
Mu Chengyun who was teased: "..."
only……
Mu Chengyun directly sent the photo to Xiaoniao and sighed.
"I can cooperate, but...you are too good at acting like a baby. In this picture, do you look like a brother?"
Bai Yufei lowered his head and looked at the photo carefully.
After a long time, he raised his head blankly: "What's different? Don't say we're brothers, my fellow clansmen and I will also rub each other, especially when we get together to keep warm in winter."
Mu Chengyun: "..."
Mistake, forgot it was a bird!
"Qiaoqiu, you still have to pay attention to the size. If you find a partner in the future, and still flirt and cuddle with other people like this, you will be regarded as a scumbag and posted on the Internet."
Bai Yufei: "..."
Human beings are so amazing... Even the normal loitering must be viewed with colored eyes.
Bai Yufei ate his meal depressed, and continued to think.
After all, he is an internet addict, very smart, so he directly posted a post online asking for help.
[Going out to play with friends, how can I explain being misunderstood as a couple? 】
"The host and his friends went to play together during the holidays. The teams are always long during the holidays. The host chatted with friends boredly, and his legs got tired after standing for a long time. I leaned into my friend's arms and he touched me. I took a photo of someone I knew. Now everyone is saying that we are a couple, how do we clarify?"
"Hehe, leaning into someone's arms? Then you friends, you have developed enough~"
"Good guy, it's this far, and you're still stubborn! Do you have to catch the rape in bed before you admit it?"
"Lord, the friend you mentioned, have you ever slept in his clothes naked?"
yes!Nothing happened to us though, we were clean and innocent.
Bai Yufei was about to reply, but when he refreshed, he saw a message that made him feel dumbfounded.
"Good guy! Is this a public relations company looking for lessons? This is exactly the same as what happened with Mr. Mu and that mysterious and handsome man!"
Xiaoniao, who felt that the vest was exposed, turned off the phone directly, and thought hard on his own, no longer relying on external forces.
Mu Chengyun ate slowly, with a calm expression, as if he was not the one who was rumored to be scandalous.
Even though the internet was full of blood and blood, Mu Chengyun did not urge Xiaoniao, but waited quietly.
Bai Yufei didn't know what he was thinking about, his face gradually turned crimson.
"Chengyun, that... do you mind, do you mind..." Bai Yufei faltered, unable to utter a complete sentence for a long time.
Mu Chengyun glanced at him: "If you have anything to say, just say it."
Usually bold and unrestrained, causing troubles a lot, but now he has become more reserved.
Bai Yufei rubbed his fingers nervously, and looked at Mu Chengyun pitifully: "Do you mind being defiled by me..."
The veins on Mu Chengyun's forehead twitched.
"Damn my reputation?" Bai Yufei swallowed, "I used my mobile phone to ask for help on the forum just now, and I was sprayed. I feel that they won't believe anything we say unless I lie and say that the two of us One is a couple. It's just that this will have a bad impact on your reputation."
"I don't care about that. Anyway, I've been single for a long time. With you as a fake boyfriend, my parents can save a few words."
Although Mu Chengyun doesn't like to gossip with others, it was because of his mistake that Xiaoniao was brought into the trending search.As the initiator, he is obliged to solve the problem for the bird.
"Since you have made a decision, I will announce to the public that we are a couple. Usually, you should pay more attention and don't mess around with people or fairies. Especially Bai Lin, you two are bird demons, maybe one of you is not Pay attention, just rub it together. Bai Lin is a public figure, and he will send you on the trending list every minute."
"Chirp~ I'll pay attention."
Bai Yufei held his cheeks, looking melancholy.
You know, when he was playing with Bai Lin before, he posted a lot.I hope that when I see Bai Lin's human form, I won't continue to rub him like a bird.
Mu Chengyun dined with Bai Yufei in the private room, which was more private.
Otherwise, how could they talk?Now the reporters have already heard the news, scrambling to find them in the amusement park.
The people who eat melons are still thinking about how Mu Chengyun will "clarify" and want to see the deceptive tactics of big companies.As a result, Mu Chengyun's account directly responded: Falling in love is human nature, please don't pay too much attention to my private life, and don't disturb Yu Fei.
This time, Weibo couldn't take it anymore, and it collapsed completely.
Everyone gossips, wondering who the hell is Bai Yufei, who can actually take down Mu Chengyun, the diamond king!
"Bai Yufei looks so handsome, could he be a star?"
"I think Bai Yufei is a psychoanalyst. Without strong means, how can he win the Flower of Gaoling?"
"Bai Yufei looks like a green tea. I guess he is also the type who is good at pretending to be innocent and weak, so as to arouse men's desire for protection."
Mu Chengyun: "..."
Are these gossip netizens too good at making up their minds?
How can there be such a clever green tea boy, there is only one greedy and stupid bird from beginning to end!
"Chengyun, if we are photographed living together, it might affect our reputation a bit. Why don't I move out~" Bai Yufei's eyes glowed, and his mind was about to follow the wind and fly outside.
Ever since he became a pet, he wanted to run away.It's a pity that the big demon is strong, and the defense is quite in place, and the goblin bodyguards invited to protect him should not be underestimated, so there is no chance of escape.
With such an excuse, Bai Yufei, who moved out, realized his dream of freedom in disguise.
It's a pity that Mu Chengyun wasn't fooled.
"If you are photographed, you will be photographed. At worst, we will announce our engagement. Your safety is more important. Now that the official announces that we are a couple, you will be targeted by my enemies. With your spiritual power, it is not enough to deliver food to others. "
Bai Yufei: "..."
He was wrong, and he shouldn't have lied to the public.Even if no one wants to believe it, he still tells them that he has many lovers with Da Yao.Well now, even if he finds a chance to escape from the big monster, he may fall into the claws of other monsters!
Why is his name so bitter, Jiu Jiu Jiu!
---
The depressed bird finished his meal and planned to continue queuing.
It's just that they had just been waiting in the roller coaster line for a while when a reporter ran over.Even if the two have put on masks, but their clothes have not changed, it is still easy to identify.
"Mr. Mu, when did you two get together?"
"Excuse me, are you married?"
The plainclothes bodyguards no longer hid, but walked over to block the reporters.The staff of the playground also came to help. Otherwise, if these reporters are allowed to mess up and mess up the team, will their playground continue to operate?
The reporters did not dare to give up, so they could only participate in the queue, hold the machine, and continue to shoot.
After all, this is a public place, and reporters taking photos will not violate any right to privacy.
As long as he wasn't surrounded, Mu Chengyun didn't care about him and just coaxed the bird by himself.
Bai Yufei nestled in his arms, poked his head out, and looked at those short cannons.Soon, he shrank back again with a "swoosh".
It looked like a curious young bird exploring a new world, but a little scared, explored for 2 seconds, and then hid back in the arms of the family.
"You said, will I become popular because of this exposure?"
Mu Chengyun raised his hand and pressed it gently on his forehead.
"You don't have a fever, why did you start talking nonsense all of a sudden?"
Bai Yufei blushed, and glared at him pretending to be angry.
"If you don't, you won't. You talk to me well, and don't let the yin and yang be weird."
"You still have such a big temper, what a little ancestor." Mu Chengyun shook his head, "Now that everyone knows that you are my boyfriend, it is impossible for you to make a career in the entertainment circle in a low-key manner. How about this, I will give you Invest in a play."
"what?"
Bai Yufei turned pale with shock: "The investment in those film and television dramas is huge, and one drama is several hundred million. I didn't act well, and I messed up. What do you do if you lose money and go to sleep on the street?"
The people around pricked up their ears, trying to eavesdrop, trying to tell some useful information, sell it to reporters, and make a fortune.
Hearing this, the eavesdropper couldn't help laughing.
Who doesn't know that Mr. Mu is worth hundreds of billions, so it's nothing to invest in a film and television drama.This man is too good at pretending to be a white lotus, right?Does Mr. Mu like this kind of thing?
"Movies and TV dramas generally have more than one shareholder, and I won't vote for all of them. Moreover, I will find some suitable roles for you, not necessarily the protagonist. I believe in you, as long as you play well."
Hearing that he was not responsible for carrying the banner, Bai Yufei finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"That's good. I will work hard so that you won't lose money."
"En." Mu Chengyun nodded slightly.
It was already afternoon, and the sun was getting stronger and stronger.Mu Chengyun held an umbrella to shade the bird.Even so, the bird was too hot.
He raised his hand and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"It's too hot, I want to pluck all the hair on my body. Let's find an indoor amusement facility to play later." He took out the map and looked at it. "There is a haunted house nearby."
"it is good."
Mu Chengyun took the cold drink from the bodyguard and handed it to Bai Yufei.
"Drink something cold and you'll feel better."
Bai Yufei drank happily, took a few sips, and handed it to Mu Chengyun's mouth.
"Why do you only ask the bodyguard to buy one cup? I don't believe that you are not hot. Drink it quickly. Next time, don't remember wrongly, ask the bodyguard to buy two cups."
After watching so many idol dramas, Bai Yufei also knows that drinking a drink together is something between couples.But now everyone thinks they are lovers, so it doesn't matter anymore, the most important thing is to quench the big monster's thirst!
There are so many things about human beings!
In the big forest, they drank too much water from the same river.When he went to the river to drink water, there were all kinds of herbivores by the river, did they have such a messy relationship!
Xiaoniao was open and frank in his heart, but Mu Chengyun, the big demon who had been living in the country for many years, was stunned for a moment, not knowing whether to drink or not to drink.
This, this is a matter between couples...
--------------------
The author has something to say:
Bai Yufei's heart was like still water: "Drink!"
Mu Chengyun who was teased: "..."
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