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Jiang Jin was late for the live broadcast again.

Today, Ms. Tang Yi insisted on taking him out for a walk with the dog after dinner, but after refusing to be fruitless, she had to accept her fate and go out. Halfway through her sneaking, she ran into an uncle and aunt who didn't know whose family they were, and they chatted as soon as they met.

Jiang Jin was teased by the old people like a joke while holding a dog by himself.

After the nth protest, Jiang Jin finally managed to bring the dog home when grandma was going to dance in the square.

He was still a few minutes late, but in fact, he was not in a hurry when he was downstairs, at least not as before, after all, he was already late.

There is no difference between being late for 1 minute and being late for 10 minutes. Anyway, Jiang Jin was late for eight out of ten live broadcasts. The water friends have long been used to it.

At this time, he still doesn't know that a bloody storm is about to happen. If he knew, he would definitely choose to quit the live broadcast.

Jiang Jin patted the dog's head and pushed it away: "Go to the den to find something to eat, brother has to work, don't come over and make trouble."

The golden retriever squatted on the ground and was very obedient: "Awww!"

Sitting in front of the computer, he hastily turned on the computer and other equipment for the live broadcast.It was too hot to walk back just now, so Jiang Jin took advantage of the time to turn on the computer to open the window.

As soon as he boarded the live broadcast room, dense barrages came in.

Uh.

It seems that the water friend is quite angry this time.

Apology is not good enough to send red envelopes, is it good?

Thinking of this, Jiang Jin cleared his throat, because his breath was obviously a little unsteady when he came back from running: "Sorry, I'm late tonight, and I will call 10 water friends to send 666."

【grass!You fucking are finally online! !My legs are numb during your live broadcast! !Anchor, are you so unprofessional!Can the live broadcast be so late? 】

[Don't worry about the red envelope or not, you give me your Alipay account and I'll transfer you 10 666, first tell me what's going on between you and Wish? 】

[Ah ah ah ah sister! !Go to Mrs. Kangkang! !He squatted in your live broadcast room for a long time! ! 】

[After hearing the news, this is the anchor with Wish Lalang? 】

[It's not that the family doesn't enter the same family, the two of them are like dogs at all!You can sell rotten people like this, I look down on you as an anchor. 】

[The anchor, I will give you three seconds to explain why the first sentence of Wish's live broadcast is to ask if you have started the live broadcast? 】

[Lele! !Now the whole network knows that you are late for the live broadcast, woo woo woo! ! 】

........

It took two seconds before he realized what the barrage was arguing about.

The first reaction was: I'm sorry, maybe there are two excuses for being late for the live broadcast.

Then he blinked slowly, and belatedly uttered the quintessence of Chinese culture: ...... Fuck.

Although the sound was small, it was picked up by the microphone without any mistakes, and it was transmitted along the network cable for a long distance in an instant.

Now, the whole network not only knew that he was late for the live broadcast, but also knew that he was swearing during the live broadcast.

[Foul words, dirty words!I want to report! !Unless you tell me what's wrong with Wish, I'll report it every minute! 】

[Fucking brothers, the leopard has come to Lele's live broadcast room]

【And Bone and Eagle...】

【Tiger and UGG are also here......】

The ID of a professional player is their game ID. IDs like this that sign a team contract with Kumao will be followed by the logo of a distinguished big member, and they will be arranged at the top of the fan list in alphabetical order.

Jiang Jin looked down the list, one, two, three....Among the professional players, as long as they signed a live broadcast contract with Kumao, almost all of them came.

Each ID is shining, followed by the distinguished member logo, occupying a neat row.

Jiang Jin felt that he might not be far from trypophobia.

[The last time I saw this row of noodles was when Wish retired, what should I say, you two are singing along? 】

As soon as Jiang Jin went online, he automatically logged into the game. At this time, a team invitation popped up in the friend list.

【KK invites you to form a team】

Almost subconsciously, before his brain and barrage had reacted, his body had already made a decision.

"agree."

Jiang Jin: "......"

Guan Sui didn't expect him to agree so quickly, he sat up lazily on the chair, "Come?"

Wish's magnetic and deep voice came, and he didn't know what he was doing there, and there was also a small collision sound.

"Break the record?" Wish said.

Jiang Jin's longest record for being late for a live broadcast was 10 minutes. Today he was late for half an hour, which was the longest time in history.

Because he was usually late for so long, he directly pigeonholed.

Fortunately, the barrage didn't worry too much about his being late for so long, and the barrage of Lele fans was completely submerged in the "fuck".

It's because no one is bothered about his being late, but the current situation might as well blame him for being late.

If I knew it, I would have lost it.

Jiang Jin's ears felt hot: "...I apologized."

The boy's voice was very low, Guan Sui was wearing earphones, and he could even imagine the expression on that guy's face when he said this. His hearing has always been very good, and he could even hear the panting he was trying to suppress.

"You lack exercise." Guan Sui didn't continue to dwell on this problem, and quickly started the game: "If there is a chance, I will take you."

Guan Sui didn't think much when he said this, it was just out of habit.He completely regarded Lele as his little apprentice, the "little daughter-in-law" who almost succeeded at the beginning.

But the speaker has no intention and the listener has the heart, not to mention how many people in the whole country have heard these words.

There are a thousand Hamlets for a thousand readers, but there is only one mode of reading comprehension for tens of thousands of netizens.

[Is this an appointment to meet? Wish you are a real dog]

[We met within half a month after we met each other, and you two will get a certificate if you don’t know each other in a month, right?]

[What's the matter with this guy's voice?Why did it sound so much better all of a sudden, like a domineering president]

Jiang Jin also noticed this, he frowned and thought, where did he seem to hear this voice.

Guan Sui seldom watched the barrage, and after noticing, the rhythm had already been taken to another country.

[Nothing to say, only pretending to be solvable]

[Is this going to Korea to fix your throat?It's also strange to hear. 】

[This is the man's scheming, I bet this anchor must be voice-activated. 】

[No, the voice of the team commander was not like this before?Can this live broadcast sound be distorted? 】

.........

It was only then that Guan Sui remembered that he was Wish now, not Guan Sui.He cleared his throat and said calmly, "Sorry, the sound card just went down."

"Is it better now?"

Three points of carelessness, seven points of banter, and that bohemian Wish again.

As for people, there has to be something externally designed. Wishes have to look like Wishes, and it's better not to have characters like "Guan Sui" appear on the Internet.

In fact, the human voice can be changed, with different pronunciation methods, and emotions can have a variety of voices.

Wish smiled, no matter how much the bullet screen rebelled and protested, he refused to speak in the same voice as before.

"What's the purpose of taking it off? It sounds good, doesn't it? Isn't this the most popular scum male voice nowadays?"

"What, are you emotional?"

"I don't like it, then I'll change it... how about this one?"

Guan Sui changed his tone several times, and it became more and more outrageous, and finally stopped amidst the denunciations of "Can you stop changing", "The previous one was good", and "Call the police again".

"It'd be better if it didn't happen sooner."

Jiang Jin, who hadn't made a sound for a long time, finally found an opportunity to remind: "That... God G, got on the plane."

"Ah, I know."

"If this wave of brothers takes you to eat chicken, how about playing double row with me next month, and take you to win the championship."

"Oh!"

Jiang Jin couldn't control his hands, opened the umbrella ahead of time, and slowly floated in the air, like a lonely joke.

He let go of the keyboard somewhat resignedly, letting the character float down at will.It took me a long time before I blurted out: "Okay."

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Good morning, I don't know if I can have comments from the cuties today~~~