Orientation sniper [PUBG Mobile]

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Jiang Jin returned home after visiting his relatives, and took out his mobile phone that had been played with and had no battery.

Plug in the charger, charge, and turn on.

The moment the screen turned on, the phone vibrated as if it was placed on a certain machine.

Jiang Jin simply put it there and waited for it to vibrate before watching.

In this way, it took nearly 3 minutes before the broken phone would stop.

So what happened during the time he was out of touch?The end of the world?Or is the back door on fire?

"I heard the phone ringing outside, see if there is something urgent?" Grandma Jiang came in with a bowl of chicken soup: "Come and have a sip of soup. It's been brewing for a long time. Let's taste it."

"When I was there, I told you not to play with your mobile phone all the time. There is no place to charge it when it runs out of battery."

Jiang Jin's left ear went in and his right ear went out: "Ah, it's on, I'm going to get down to business, grandma, please go out first." He pushed people away as he spoke.

Grandma Jiang: "..."

You are really my grandson.

"Remember to drink the soup while it's hot." Grandma Jiang said helplessly after being pushed out of the door.

After the people left, Jiang Jin sat down with his mobile phone in his hand.

He picked up the chicken soup and drank a couple of sips, checking the news one by one.

[Ou Huang: Brother, are you there?Did you watch the forum today? 】

[Ouhuang: Why didn't you tell me that you were the daughter-in-law of God G? 】

【Ouhuang: Don't you think of me as a brother? ? 】

puff--

"Cough, cough, cough..." Almost spitting out the chicken soup, Jiang Qin took out a piece of paper and wiped his mouth in embarrassment, thinking in a daze: How did Ou Huang know about this?

He just didn't look at his phone all afternoon, how did he develop into this?

【Ou Huang: So, are you there? Are you there? Are you there? 】

【Ou Huang: ...Okay, I found out, you are not there at every critical moment. 】

[Ouhuang: Voice call: Did not answer]

[Ouhuang: Voice call: Did not answer]

...

【Ouhuang: Good brother, if you don't come out, I might not be able to keep you (I'm serious)】

Dun Di put down the chicken soup, and Jiang Jin threw the phone away: How did everyone know about this?

God G said?

There is no reason.

Opened the long-blocked [A Traitor Among Us], read the group chat messages from the beginning to the end, Jiang Jin finally sorted out the problem.

Log out of WeChat with a dull face, and open the Kumao CP forum.

a refresh.

The familiar high-rise buildings no longer knew where they had sunk, and they were replaced by several new hot buildings.

[Who still remembers the four sons of the Jedi back then? [hot][20561 replies]]

[Whose DNA moved?The king finally came back with his little queen [hot][19852 replies]]

[Science Building/Evidence Building: How did several men in 818 chase the little daughter-in-law who chased QUEEN and called KING[hot][18885 replies]]

[Some things are not very clear when I entered the pit. After looking at today's tall buildings, I just want to ask, were Lele and Wish really a couple back then? [hot][16852 replies]]

【Grass!After working for a long time, those two guys are really gay? [hot][15285 replies]]

【iG Lejin-Kangkang what is Jedi online dating is super sweet! [Fine] [35862 replies]]

[Smelly gay!Restore my youth [hot][18181 replies]]

.........

.........

It takes a few pages to turn over such high-rise buildings, and at the same time, almost all places that have a little bit of a connection with the game circle are discussing this matter.

The cause was the post of [The Four Sons of the Jedi], and then one stone caused a thousand waves, and it was out of control on the Internet.

More and more Sherlock Holmes netizens picked up videos of previous four-player four-row games.

hum-

Jiang Jin felt his mind go blank.

AFC base training room.

Recently, a few people were in the running-in period, and they lined up for the game all afternoon. The coach finally gave them a 30-minute break.

So everyone went to the toilet, those who made coffee made coffee, and those who watched videos watched videos, which was so disharmonious.

Until the leopard roared loudly: "Damn——"

Bone's hands shaking while making coffee, Eagle was so frightened that he dropped his phone to the ground, but Lin Si's reaction was quite normal, and he turned his head to look at him slowly.

Everyone: "?"

"Oh my God! I knew it, I knew it!" Leopard roared, "There's a reason for all this! I'll say it, I'll say it!!"

Eagle rubbed the aching eyebrows: "...so what do you know?"

Leopard raised the phone above his head, pointed at the content on the screen that they couldn't see clearly, and said word by word: "Captain and Lele! Absolutely! Forced! Yes! One! Leg!"

Seeing everyone's obviously unresponsive faces, Leopard took a deep breath, raised his voice and shouted: "I said—Captain and Lele! Have an affair!!"

There was a noise in the training room, and all kinds of things fell to the ground in a mess.

Leopard seemed to be not satisfied with the result, took a breath and continued to shout: "I said—"

Eagle and Bone picked up something at random and threw it at him: "Got it! Captain and Lele are having an affair!"

Cool cat entertainment high-rise office area.

"Fuck?"

"Hold the grass!"

"Fuck me!"

"Dug!"

"... Let me ask you, can you speak less?" Zhou Boyan plucked his ears indecently, "What should I do if the person inside heard me?"

Everyone quickly covered their mouths.

Wang Xuedao: "You are right."

"It's just that this is so amazing, but I just want to express my surprise!" Fade Chen said: "This kid Lele is hiding his secrets. Seeing him so many ways to patronize his appearance, I didn't expect He is capable enough to take down the one inside."

He Jundao: "Hehe, you guys haven't experienced it. I know too much."

As the employee who has the most contact with Mr. Guan in the top management, He Junke is too talkative.

As a straight man who has been straight for 28 years, He Jun expressed his incomprehension: "I have long felt that something is wrong, but at most I think they are too nasty, who would have thought that gay men are by my side!"

Du Yu hurriedly covered his mouth, and slapped him bitterly: "You fucking keep your voice down! You want us to be packed and sent in!?"

"Okay, okay, everyone, keep your voice down." Since Du Yu posted to the wrong group last time, no one dared to post anything to the group.

I am afraid that one day I will be invited into the office for tea like Du Yu.

Feeling that someone's voice was missing at this moment, Wang Xue poked Zhang Yueru suspiciously: "Yueru, why don't you speak? Yueru?"

"Damn it! Zhang Yueru, what are you looking at!!"

"Hush!!" Zhang Yueru deftly turned her phone upside down on the table, and gave Wang Xue an ambiguous look: "You understand, um~"

Thinking of the scene that she glimpsed just now, Wang Xue swallowed hard.Half a minute later, Shen Shen approached mysteriously and threatened, "Show me quickly!"

At eight o'clock in the evening, Guan Sui clicked on the broadcast.

Of course, he logged into the game before the broadcast started.But when he saw the gray column in the game friend list, he paused.

He was so restless that he didn't even react when the live broadcast room opened.

As soon as the netizens entered the live broadcast room, they saw him staring at Lele in a daze, and they all felt enlightened, with a feeling of "so it is", "so it is".

[I can see that G dog really likes Lele]

【Grass!I actually saw a living Wangfu Stone]

[I used to think it was coquettish, but now I think it is affectionate. On behalf of part of Sir Qian, I announce that your G is no longer a dog. 】

[Wish's reaction, this performance, does it mean that the tall buildings in the forum are real? 】

[Case solved!I didn't believe it!But now it seems that the QUEEN who was called the little daughter-in-law by Wish in the early years is probably Lele! 】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I also want to be called little daughter-in-law by G god G also

Came back to his senses, Guan Sui noticed the question being discussed in the barrage, and was stunned for a while: "What are you doing? Making up novels?"

[? ? ?God damn it makes up novels, don't you have even the slightest familiarity with the things we're talking about! 】

[Giving money is always telling the truth, aren't you shy]

[You scumbag!How can you do this!Called our little daughter-in-law, Lele, and still refuses to admit it!He also said that we make up novels! ? 】

After catching the key words, Guan Sui slowly realized: "Little daughter-in-law? How do you know? He said it himself?"

After thinking about it, the possibility of this is still extremely low. After all, it was only mentioned last night. How could someone who was too scared to reply to the message would take the initiative to bring it up.

The way he hides from him because he is shy is really cute.

The corners of his eyes were bent, and the corners of his lips curled up unconsciously: "No way, he hasn't responded to my messages since yesterday, so he probably doesn't have time to tell you."

【Damn it, it's all stuck in it】

[Understood, this is the tone of the whole love]

[It's not that I don't understand, it's obviously the same tone, why can I, a straight man, hear the feeling of pampering and tenderness?Why didn't you feel that before?Fuck, I'm not clean anymore! 】

[Big brother in front, I can only say that you are not alone...Maybe because I watched it on the forum for a long time, and unconsciously...substituted it in]

"Forum? What forum?" After watching the barrage with interest, I found that the word "forum" appeared very frequently.

"I don't know what forum is there, oh, I'm so busy today that I don't have time to look at my phone... I was very busy just now."

"What are you busy with? Busy with making money and saving money for your wife."

"Since I'm very busy, why can I still broadcast the live broadcast on time?...This one." Guan Sui's smile was restrained, and his tone was obviously not fluctuating, but something was still audible: "I've pigeon-toed him so many times, I There will be no next time."

"Work and Lele, of course I choose Lele."

"There is only one Lele in the world."

[Understood, I wish 99]

【9999999999】

【9999+10086】

"Thank you for everyone's blessings, but Lele has a thin skin. If he comes later, you should use less time. What kind of forum are you talking about?"

[No, no, no, no, the whole network knows about it, but you, the person involved, don’t know anything? 】

[Do you understand the cool cat CP forum?Just click in and you will know. 】

[Tsk tsk, God G doesn't have any friends, won't your friends come to tell you the first time?Oh, maybe the whole circle of friends has made it public, unlike me, I have to be poked by my friends to know. 】

I heard Du Yu mention it before on the CP forum. He read the posts on it, and they were nothing more than discussions about him and Lele.

this is nothing.

Guan Sui got up to look for his work mobile phone that he had thrown away somewhere, opened it to look, and sure enough, notifications followed one after another.

He raised his eyebrows and chose to clear with one click.

"Okay, stop talking, who of you will help me find out why he hasn't started broadcasting yet? Why don't I send WeChat? If he will reply to my WeChat, do I need to ask you to go?"

"Why didn't you reply to my WeChat?" Guan Sui thought about his five voice messages, and said, "I guess I'm shy."

At 20:10, Jiang, who had lost track of time in online forums, finally started broadcasting.

I was ready to be ridiculed by netizens, but when I entered the live broadcast room, the barrage was calm.

Although there are more people in the live broadcast room than usual, and there are more topics to discuss.Jiang Jin looked at it, but unexpectedly didn't ask him about QUEEN.

Instead, the one who brushed the most was asking him why he was late.

This is not quite right.

Jiang Jin turned on the accelerator and said, "Something happened to the dog at home today, so I'm late, sorry."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a voice that was so familiar: "What's wrong with Mao Mao? Is there something serious?"

Jiang Jin immediately remembered those five voices, and a night of tossing and turning.

So much so that I overlooked how Wish knew his dog was named Mao Mao.

It was a reason made up at random, but he didn't expect someone to openly ask back. When he thought of this excuse, he didn't have time to think of a countermeasure, so he made up another random one: "Hmm."

"It's fine, it's just pregnant, and the pregnancy reaction is a bit big."

"..." The slender and long eyebrows raised subconsciously, Guan Sui's tone was normal: "Yes, it's quite serious, have you gone to see a doctor?"

Jiang Jin said: "I went to see it this afternoon, and the doctor said that it is too old and there is no major problem."

"It's fine if you have nothing to do." Guan Sui clicked on the rainforest map: "You can tell me if you have anything to do. I have a very good veterinarian who can even deliver Mao Mao's baby."

Jiang Jin nodded calmly: "Okay."

[I didn't say that...a dog can have a pregnancy reaction when it's pregnant? 】

[I don't know, the host probably made it up. 】

[As a dog owner, I would like to say, why do dogs have no pregnancy reaction?All reactions during pregnancy are called pregnancy reactions, right? 】

【Wow!Is the dog called Mao Mao?After so many years, I finally know your name!Hello maomao!Hope your production goes well! 】

[Maomao has been with Lele for many years, it's really painful to give birth at such an age!I hope Maomao and her son are safe. 】

……

At the same time, a certain golden retriever who had been docile and docile by grandma saw a Samoyed sitting by the curb with sharp eyes.

"Wow!" A certain golden retriever barked twice at the Samoyed, while scratching its front paws, trying to break free from the leash.

Grandma Jiang grasped the rope in her hand speechlessly, squatted down and hated the iron, and said: "Call, call, what is the name, it has been neutered for so many years and it can still go into heat. I have never seen such a flirtatious male dog like you."

The grandmother beside him smiled: "Maomao was like this when she was young. It's been better in recent years. I remember that I couldn't hold it back a few years ago, hahaha!"

"Yeah." Grandma Jiang also sighed sadly: "There are only two in the room. It would be great if the frequency of this dog's estrus can be given to my grandson."

"Yeah, yeah, I think Xiaojiang will be 24 this year, right? Why doesn't he look for a girlfriend because he's so handsome? It's better for boys to start a family and start a career earlier."

"I have someone on my side." Wish poked his head from behind the wall. "One, Voldemort."

"Direction 99, can you spy?"

Jiang Jin looked in this direction and caught a glimpse of the auspicious suit lying on the ground.

"can."

"That's up to you."

"Okay." Jiang Jin calmly picked up the 98k, and picked up the cheek rest thrown to him by Wish from the ground. This skill made him speechless.

Scope, shoot, headshot, all in one go.

[Rour kills Hanna with a 98k headshot]

"Beautiful!" Wish whistled carelessly, and praised: "Our Lele is awesome!"

Putting away the gun neatly, Jiang Jin said coolly, "Thank you."

In the past few rounds today, what is rare is that he has accepted more kills than Wish.

There is no way, anyone who calls the enemy will appear under his gun.

Soon it will be the final round.

2v1, the rest are lone wolves again.

The two hurried to the safety zone, and were about to take medicine to improve their health, when Guan Sui keenly heard the sound of footsteps.

He was immediately alert: "There are steps."

Jiang Jin also stopped moving, and quickly got down on the ground: "Do you know where it is?"

"I..." Before he could speak, a strange male voice suddenly appeared in the microphone:

"God G, Lele! I'm Banana, the anchor of Kumao, I have something to tell you, can I not call?"

Because of the habit of playing who is undercover, all of their microphones are turned on by default.

The only one who can talk to them at this moment is the lone wolf.

Jiang Jin was subconsciously waiting for Wish's reaction.

Guan Sui said, "Listen to what he said."

"Banana? Come out, we won't hit you."

As soon as the words fell, an auspicious obedience crawled out of the grass on their right.

Why is it an auspicious suit again?

"God G! Lele! Hello! I'm banana!"

Wish said, "You know it's a violation, right?"

"I know, I know! But my girlfriend asked me to do this, so I can't help it! Oh, my girlfriend is also my teammate, her name is Apple, but she died early, knowing that after we matched in a round, she gave a death order not to let me die .”

"I just want me to meet you in the finals."

The male voice sounded young, and he kept his girlfriend in the same sentence, which was quite doting.

"My girlfriend likes you very much, so let me say a word to you at this last moment."

Jiang Jin had an intuition that this would not be a good word.

But Wish was obviously aroused by these words, and Jiang Jin couldn't stop him, so he asked directly, "What are you talking about?"

"Cough cough."

Netizens who lived in the banana live room saw him open the WeChat chat box, and read the text sent to him by Apple: "My girlfriend said-please rest assured and be bold together! You are very compatible Really! Please be happy! I love you all!"

"........."

Jiang Jin raised his gun——

"Thank you Apple for liking us." Wish's voice was calm and his tone was unquestionable: "Thank you that she likes us, not just me."

Jiang Jin put down the gun again.

A week later.

Mu Yuzi looked down from the window with an oversized telescope.

There was a lot of traffic at the entrance of the KTV, and people were coming and going, but she didn't see the pink hair she wanted to see.

No. 13 put down her things, she sat back on the sofa in disappointment, "Oh, why hasn't Lele come here...I want to see the handsome guy..."

She has long, wavy hair and is wearing a pink dress suit.The makeup on her face is exquisite and gorgeous, and it is impossible to imagine what kind of man she is on the Internet.

"There's still half an hour left. This guy has always been like this, step on the spot." As for Jiang Jin, Ou Huang has long been used to waiting: "Don't look, I don't know him yet? They all like to step on the spot."

"Dude? Have some white?"

Sitting on the edge of the sofa was a boy wearing black-rimmed glasses. He had a few inconspicuous pimples on his forehead. He had been hiding in them since he entered the door and rarely spoke.

Being cueed at this moment, he hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, no, I don't know how to drink."

"Tsk." Ou Huang shook his head in distaste, it seemed that this human society was terribly frightened, "You can't do it."

Mu Yuzi disliked him even more than him, and began to sarcastically: "When this guy first entered the door, I thought it was Ruolin who came. He's so quiet, I even wondered if you murdered the preserved egg."

Ruolin on the other side of the sofa raised her head when she heard this, "I heard someone talking about my brother, stop talking badly about my brother... Hey! Open it! Let's see if I can produce another leopard... Hey! ! Leopard!! Hahahahaha give money give money."

Mu Yuzi looked at the social brother Ruolin, the quiet boy Pidan, the mature boy Ouhuang... and everyone in the room silently.

To be honest, this group of people is really fucking online and offline.

Ben Xian overturned the car and sincerely do not deceive me!

It was more than ten minutes before the agreed time, and Mu Yuzi raised the binoculars to watch for who knows how many times.

Xian Qiuqiu, who had finished playing dice, was so bored that she went over to talk to her: "Muyu...why are you still watching? Do you want to be a watcher? But Lele already has a boyfriend!"

"And his boyfriend will come later..."

It was said on the Internet that Lele and Wish were together, but to be honest, none of them believed it.

Until Ouhuang came forward and admitted that Lele was indeed the Queen back then, half of the unbelievers left.

The remaining half ran away after learning that Wish would come to have a face-to-face with them because of Lele.

Joke, who is Wish?

A man who had been forced by many big names to no avail, but because of Lele's promise, he came out to face them.

What an honor they are.

In other words, God G is so fucking Ailele.

A taxi stopped at the door, and a boy wearing a peaked cap and an orange "HAPPY" sweater got out of the car.

Boys have long legs, thin legs, and a good figure.Mu Yuzi sharply saw the pink hair under the hat.

"—I seem to see Lele! Is it Lele? Besides him, who else is so handsome with pink hair?"

Calculating the time, the uncle should have arrived.Ou Huang said: "Then it should be him."

Xian Qiuqiu immediately leaned over: "Let me see..."

"Fucking leg! So handsome! Love it, love it..."

"Hey, why did he stop? Won't he come in?"

KTV door.

The lights were feasting, and there were too many men and women, so Jiang Jin pushed down his hat and sent a message to someone.

[Earth West Coast: I've arrived at the door, where are you? 】

[Earth West Coast: Do you need me to wait for you? 】

[Earth West Coast: [Initiated location sharing]]

Guan Sui drove with one hand, closed the navigation interface, and turned on location sharing.

The two people are currently separated by two streets, getting closer and closer as time goes by.

until two dots become one dot.

Jiang Jin poked the two heads next to each other, and nervously pushed his hat down again, and lowered his head as much as possible.

[SUN: I'm here, I just parked the car. 】

[Earth West Coast: Well, I'm right where the car is parked. 】

Hearing the sound of the car door closing, Jiang Jin felt it was him.

The heart seemed to know that the master was about to do a big event, beating non-stop.

The parking lot is almost deserted and empty.

"Da da da--"

The sound of leather shoes stepping on the ground was getting closer and closer to him.

Soon, a pair of shiny leather shoes appeared before his eyes.

Jiang Jin seemed to be able to see himself nervous from above——

"Sorry for the wait."

Wish's voice is still so nice, and it sounds more real without the network cable, which fits very well in this empty parking lot.

Taking a deep breath, Jiang Jin held the mobile phone and mustered up the courage to look up: "It didn't take long, you——"

The sound stopped abruptly, and he took a step back.

Looking at the man in suit and leather shoes in front of him, and the face he will remember till the end of his life, Jiang Jin said in a daze, "Mr. Guan!? Why are you here?"

The author has something to say:

The vest is dropped (doge)

I'm a bit busy today, I thought I might not be able to make it in time... I didn't expect to make it! !Ha ha ha ha