Furball Breeding Rules

There was silence in the observation room. The observer swallowed his throat, and did not dare to look at His Majesty's face again. He stared nervously at the thorn ball, wanting to cry without tears.

Who would have thought that during this period of time, the hedgehog, who was as motionless as a deceitful corpse, would suddenly have a rebellious heart to "break out of prison", and even jump into His Majesty's palm all of a sudden.

The hedgehog that exploded into a thorn ball was very thorny. Zhu Xiaocun apologized stutteringly, saying that he did not close the cage properly, wiped the sweat from his hands, and was going to forcibly grab the thorn ball and send it back to the cage.

The observer did not dare to look up, and from the corner of his vision, he could only glimpse the totem emblem of the thousand-year-old orchid on the skirt of His Majesty's clothes.

Xiao Shen lowered his pale green eyes slightly, and was rarely interested. He looked at the thorn ball shrunk in his palm, and said in a low and magnetic voice: "No hurry."

He grabbed the thorn ball with his backhand, it was very hard, and the ball that exploded into a burr was motionless in his palm, and it was impossible to see where its head was retracted, it was hard and sticky.

"Your Majesty..." The observer wanted to find a piece of tofu, afraid that the little thorn would pierce His Majesty's hand.

Secretary Li, who followed in, signaled to the observers not to make a fuss. The observers had almost completed their psychological construction, and quickly introduced the living environment of the hedgehog to His Majesty.

The layout of the entire observation room was clear at a glance. Xiao Shen glanced at the small food bowls that were intact. Except for the traces of the water being slightly moved, this little guy seems to be quite picky eater.

He smiled without saying a word, and returned the thorn ball in his palm to the cage: "It's quite picky."

The observer babbled, and hurriedly explained; "Xiaoji is probably still in a state of stress."

Xiao Shen asked, "Has it been like this for a long time?"

The observer nodded slightly with a bitter face: "I will not eat or drink on the day I send it back," and immediately patched it. "It doesn't matter if the hedgehog does not eat for a certain period of time. Let it wait for a while to see if it can adapt."

Xiao Shen looked at a bag of bread worms on the table next to the cage, thinking: "Is this also for feeding it?"

The observer nodded: "Mealworms are a favorite snack for hedgehogs."

It's a pity that a whole jar of mealworm thorns was left untouched.

The secretary felt that His Majesty was unexpectedly in a good mood today, and he actually showed few emotions towards such a small hedgehog.

As soon as the thought came to his mind, his eyelids twitched, seeing His Majesty pick up the tweezers and pick up a mealworm from the jar, the corner of his mouth held back the twitch.

His Majesty sat in a chair with a cold but somewhat comfortable posture, his slender fingers holding out the tweezers.

Xiao Shen was quite patient when the mealworm was handed to the thorn ball.

The observer almost hung his heart in his throat, and couldn't bear to look directly at the unmoved thorn ball.

His Majesty personally held up a mealworm to feed the little thorn, could he see this kind of scene? !

After a while, the hedgehog curled up into a ball poked its head out, turned its pink-tipped nose to the direction of the mealworm and sniffed it, like a machine/gun protruding, and instantly took the mealworm into its mouth and poked it twice to swallow After entering the stomach, he carefully sprayed air at His Majesty with the tip of his nose, shrinking into a ball again.

Observer: "..."

Secretary Li: "..."

Xiao Shen picked up a mealworm again, like a thorn, and shook it in front of the hedgehog. He held the tweezers in front of the machine gun-like nose, but the hedgehog failed to catch the mealworm.

The secretary was taken aback by His Majesty's sudden mischief, and once teased His Majesty the hedgehog, he fed mealworms into its mouth, and then fed another one.

The observers were dumbfounded, not expecting such a development after the incident.

Secretary Li said with a smile: "This hedgehog and His Majesty are quite destined. I heard them say that no matter who takes care of it, it won't be able to feed it?"

The observer nodded in sweat, and he himself was speechless.

The fourth mealworm fed by His Majesty refused to eat no matter how long it waited for the thorn.

Secretary Li's eyelids twitched, how could the hedgehog not boast.

Xiao Shen put down the tweezers.

He had read the hedgehog's observation report, and the observer in front of him reported to him again, before leaving the research institute half an hour later.

Before Secretary Li left, he took a picture of the hedgehog. The spines curled up into a ball in the cotton cover looked weak and cute.

He logged into the social software ns and posted a post.

Xiao Li V: "Your Majesty came to see the hedgehog, they get along really well."

There is a default rule for fans of Secretary Li's ns account, Secretary's fans = Your Majesty's fans.

The fans are almost all watching His Majesty, and most of the crowd watching is just looking at his face and asking about daily life. Secretary Li doesn't often post NS. The last post was taken during a video interview meeting between His Majesty and the Prime Minister of a certain country two months ago. A picture of attendance.

[Is that the hedgehog unearthed this month?It's so cute that it has no head, and I can't tell where its head is when it shrinks into a thorn ball! ]

[Hedgehogs are so small, I can probably swallow one in one gulp (fog)]

[Has His Majesty touched it, has it been pricked? ]

[Today's news is not His Majesty, only hedgehog, teary eyes jpg, can the master of po take a sneak shot! ]

[Your Majesty~ hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey jpg]

Within 2 minutes, Secretary Li posted more than 300 comments, but he didn't reply, and shut down the ns directly after the business was over for His Majesty.

Their Majesty did not register an ns account, and now senior officials and even other country leaders will open their own ns accounts to interact with the masses, and some country leaders will even pick up a lot of memes from netizens.

Head of State Hurley has no interest in this matter. To be precise, there are few things that interest His Majesty, so Secretary Li was really surprised when His Majesty went to the research institute to feed hedgehogs today.

After watching the hedgehog, Secretary Li followed His Majesty back to the palace. The few documents that had just been delivered to the office needed His Majesty's signature. After the documents were processed, Secretary Li put away the documents and walked towards the door of the office.

Secretary Li walked outside the door and turned back. His Majesty was reading the current affairs newspaper: "Bring a cup of coffee in."

Secretary Li hesitated to speak: "Your Majesty..."

The secretary's voice was weak: "Shouldn't it be time for a little rest?"

His Majesty has not slept much for two nights and one day, and has very little work and rest time all year round. Although there is a private doctor to take care of him, it is obvious that the effect is mediocre.

Hurley is a country with stable development. The officials below are all vying for meritorious service and promotion. They are very diligent and introverted.No matter how busy their majesty is, they will not be able to sacrifice their health for the country.

Secretary Li glanced at the time on his watch, and suggested bravely, "Do you want some afternoon tea, Your Majesty? You need to relax even more now."

His Majesty said flatly, "It's a good suggestion."

Secretary Li looked sad.

When the nutritionist delivered the finished afternoon tea to the restaurant, Xiao Shen was relaxing according to Secretary Li's suggestion.He turned on the tablet optical computer to surf the Internet, and after reading a few international news reports, he saw a small domestic news window pop up in the lower right corner of the page.

[Crying!Take a quick look at the immersion sleep of the little hedgehog fed by His Majesty...]

The party and the party sting.

Xiao Shen clicked in from the small window and directly entered a breeding live broadcast room of a research institute.

The upper left corner shows a 10W livestreaming popularity, and everyone is watching this hedgehog sleeping in a ball with no clue where its head is.

[It loves to sleep so much, I actually opened the small window to watch it sleep while doing accounts during work hours! ]

[Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey I can do it, will the research institute open the adoption channel later? ]

[I woke up and fell asleep watching it...]

[At this time, the fat cat in my house turned over! ]

[The hedgehog cub is so cute, is it okay to just keep sleeping like this?I looked at the food on the small plate next to it, and it seemed that it hadn't been touched. ]

Observer Zhu Xiaocun looked at the barrage carefully, and when he saw the latest one, he quickly explained to the netizens in front of the live screen, telling them some about the living habits of hedgehogs.

This live broadcast was temporarily opened by Zhu Xiaocun after listening to the leader's suggestion. He has an ns account. He didn't know what happened at noon. Suddenly, there were thousands of comments under his latest news.

The extra comments all asked him how the hedgehog was doing, whether His Majesty was handsome, and whether he had made a video of His Majesty interacting with the hedgehog...

Zhu Xiaocun didn't shoot and didn't dare to shoot, and then someone urged him to live broadcast the hedgehog.

Netizens' attention to hedgehogs alarmed the leaders of the hospital. It didn't take long for the leaders to call their observation room and ask Zhu Xiaocun to start the live broadcast to boost the popularity of the Institute of Zoology.

The funding of their hospital has not increased much for several years, and a few waves of popularity may allow the higher-ups to allocate more funds.

The live broadcast camera was only aimed at the hedgehog. There was a bullet screen jokingly asking the observer why he didn't leave the country. Zhu Xiaocun said in a low voice that he was a little embarrassed, and the netizens didn't force it anymore.

Netizens who are quick at editing the screenshots and recorded videos of hedgehogs edited them and posted them on ns. #松猫immersive sleep# immediately hung in the front row of related hot searches, and curious netizens would click in to have a look.

Secretary Li peeked at their majesty while having afternoon tea while looking at the sleeping thorn ball in the picture, and his expression couldn't help but cracked again.

What broke his expression even more was His Majesty's next sentence.

Xiao Shen said, "It's pretty cute."

Secretary Li adjusted his glasses, and answered with a cracked expression on his face: "Yes, yes, yes, cute love has no head."

His Majesty handles state affairs all the year round, and there are no entertainment activities to speak of. Apart from irregular work and rest, his life rhythm remains unchanged.

Secretary Li once suggested that His Majesty should keep a cute and beautiful cat to accompany him. After all, His Majesty has been alone for a long time, and the secretary is also worried.

No country's head of state is unmarried at His Majesty's age. Although their Majesty is barely past their [-]s, looking around, no country's head of state is younger than their Majesty.

His Majesty has a handsome appearance, an impressive temperament, and his figure is still a walking clothes hanger. Fans lined up from Hurley to foreign countries, harvested crop after crop, and captured the hearts of countless men and women.

He is clearly the leader of a country, but he has become popular on the Internet at home and abroad by virtue of his face.

But their majesty is still single, which is outrageous.

The sleeping position of the little spiny ball in the live broadcast room has not changed.

Xiao Shen, who hadn't slept much for dozens of hours, put down the light panel: "The live broadcast effect is good, I'm going to rest for half an hour."

Xiao Shen clicked on the favorites of this live broadcast page and turned off the screen.

The observer in the live broadcast approached the hedgehog and tried to feed it something.

Zhu Xiaocun recalled the action of His Majesty feeding the small thorn in the morning, picked up the tweezers with style, picked up a piece of mealworm and put it in front of the thorn ball and waited happily.

1 minutes passed.

5 minutes passed.

10 minutes passed.

Two 10 minutes passed.

Looking at the thorns rolled into a ball and couldn't tell where the head was, Zhu Xiaocun shyly withdrew his hand, and the barrage burst into laughter.

He awkwardly smoothed things over: "Feeding hedgehogs is a difficult task, and the only person who has succeeded in this task is Your Majesty."

One and a half months later, Zhu Xiaocun looked at the hedgehog who was still secretly drinking a little water while he was not paying attention, and in desperation asked the leader for help.

He tactfully said: "Maybe Xiaoji doesn't adapt to the life of the research institute. Perhaps it is more suitable for living in "ordinary" people's homes than in the observation room. We can try to find a suitable breeder for Xiaoji."

Combined with the inspection data report given by Xiaoci so far, it is an animal with very weak and low variability compared with other deformed animals, and it is not aggressive to humans.

The deformed animals adopted from the Institute of Zoology are not a special case. Three months ago, an endangered white velvet finch was adopted.

It's just that there are strict restrictions on the adoption of these rare species in Hurley, and it is basically impossible to pass the application for breeding conditions without a rich or powerful background.

After the deformed animals are adopted, observers will visit every other month to check the condition of the animals. If they are not suitable, the research institute will take them back until the next suitable breeder is found.

If they cannot be found, the institute will keep them for a lifetime. Of course, this setting is only established if the institute has enough funds.

If the research institute keeps all the rare and abnormal species for breeding, their entire institute may face bankruptcy soon.

People who raise deformed animals symbolize high power or a wealthy family. What kind of person will the breeder of the little thorn be.

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Typo to be fixed, thank you everyone~