Chuangshi Tianshen is a juicer

Juicer: [Stunned.jpg] [I was so scared that the carrots dropped.jpg] [Unable to understand.jpg]

Zhou Shi: [Big fight.jpg] [Too much talk is a mosaic.jpg] [Your cutie has been drained.jpg]

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"Did you really not see anything?" Zhou Shi lay lazily on the bed. This was already the seventh day she had stayed at Li Junru's house after that night's whim. , the juicer has never appeared, and it was not until this morning that a series of emoticons expressing shock were sent.

"...I really didn't see anything, so what if I saw it, I wish you all a great job by beating gongs and drums while watching?" The voice of the juicer was very satisfying, Zhou Shi I saw that the grinding chamber of the juicer in my consciousness was full of colorful fruits, and the spiral blades made a slow but pleasant sound of squeezing juice.

"What did you stuff into your grinding bin again? Be careful stuffing too much and bursting yourself." Zhou Shi stuck herself on the big bed in Li Junru's bedroom, where she did a lot of difficult and physical movements , causing her whole body to be a little sore, and she couldn't even lift her arms. Xu Lian is a young woman with strong physical fitness who keeps herself exercising regularly. It can be seen that she and Li Junru have experienced countless battles in the past seven days.However, compared to Xu Lian, Li Junru's condition is obviously much better. One is because Xu Lian contracted basically all the movements that require physical strength, and the other is because Xu Lian was a little excited at the beginning, but later on she basically knew the taste. Although Li Junru was tossed and begged for mercy, Li Junru's body was not injured.

"Carrot, pineapple, banana, orange, orange, strawberry, dragon fruit, watermelon, grape, cantaloupe, mango, pear, peach, with two mint leaves and a sea salt cream ice cream, how sweet it is, 1 minute 30 It’s really beautiful, all juicers should be tried,” while the juicer rotated its spiral blade at a low speed, while “hehehe” giggled to himself.

Superquantum computers prove that high-sugar fruit can effectively boost the happiness level of the juicer and is highly addictive.

Zhou Shi wanted to ridicule this juicer for being uneducated. Isn't this just mixed milk capped fruit juice, let alone a juicer, no one can resist the temptation of this sweet and milky aroma.

Oh, and juicers aren't people.

Wait, these nasty milk tea shops don't even let go of a high-quality and cheap small animal brand home juicer!

"Don't you want to ask me something?" Zhou Shi shrank herself into the quilt, and there were marks of Li Junru's bite on her shoulders. At those moments, Li Junru's mouth was very heavy, almost like a captured animal. The big fish was struggling and churning on the sea boat, the joy of regaining what was lost and the fear of losing were intertwined, and its demands were especially excessive, as if it wanted to bite Xu Lian into pieces and swallow it. .

"What do you ask? The relationship between human beings and pheromones? Or the driving force of Freud?" The wires of the juicer seemed to be overwhelmed by the high sugar content of the mixed milk cap fruit juice, curling up and down. , and even curled up in the shape of a heart.

"For example, ask me why I came here suddenly and why I did this."

"There is no answer to this kind of question, my dear Zhou Shi. For some questions, the existence itself is the answer, and the existence is reasonable." The juicer gracefully spits out a circle of mixed cream and fruit crumbs, like a famous twentieth-century The perfect smoke ring of an atheist existentialist philosopher in a French salon.

Zhou Shi: [Shed tears of ignorance.jpg]

"At least after you made this decision and behavior, the energy of the main god's consciousness fragments has been greatly weakened, so maybe the xsh between you and Li Junru is meaningful-can I say that?" Juicer asked.

"Well, it seems to be true." After feeling it for a while, Zhou Shi also discovered the same phenomenon, but Mrs. Li is also an insignificant role in this world. How does her transformation weaken the power of the main god's consciousness fragments in this world? Will it play such a big role?

The juicer flicked the cord.

"The change of everyone in this world is very important, but the fragments of the consciousness of the main god will force the establishment of rules in the world to suppress the awakening and resistance of other consciousnesses, and let most consciousnesses spend their time in this world in a daze. For a lifetime, but because you are not suppressed by the rules of the main god, only after entering this world did Xu Lian change himself and the surrounding environment through independent behavior, which in turn affected the consciousness of most chaotic human beings in the entire world, allowing them to spontaneously adapt Sexual autonomous behavior, so as to get rid of the effect of the original world line determined by the fragments of the main god’s consciousness.” Juicer explained, and then sighed deeply: “Every person in every world is important, and every consciousness They are all different but equal, but the main gods have always been unwilling and refused to admit this, because this would weaken their power and status, so as the "Supreme Lord God", they have never worked hard for the whole of mankind in endless years, He just blindly pursues the ignorance of the people, preaches the difference between the mob and the elite, and forces other non-God consciousness to bow down to his incarnation by occupying all the resources of the world."

All men are created equal, and sadly, that statement was originally true.

But since when did the world line, which is obviously going to get better, slip down into the abyss?

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Facing Jiang Yunzhi again made Xu Lian a little embarrassed. The last time we met was because his high school boyfriend was found out by Jiang Yueqing and beat him up. He couldn't stay in Jiang's house anymore, so he was sent to Xu Lian by Mrs. Li's Li Junru when.

Jiang Yunzhi's boyfriend is the prince of a powerful gangster organization. In the original world line, Tang Leiqiu joined gangsters and rescued Jiang Yueqing's daughter and niece who were kidnapped. However, due to Xu Lian's change, Jiang Yueqing's daughter was not born. Although the conflict between the Communist Party and the Jiang Group still occurred, Jiang Yueqing's niece was still kidnapped, but just saving Jiang Yueqing's niece did not make her Tang Leiqiu, who was still a 13-year-old teenager, received too much attention from Jiang Yueqing. In the end, only relying on the protagonist's aura of fragments of the main god's consciousness to use the letters left by Tang Leiqiu's deceased mother and DNA testing to identify his ancestors. At that time, Jiang Yueqing and Li Junru were already in a relationship. Breaking up and divorced, Jiang Yunde went overseas, Jiang Yunzhi was also kicked out of the heir position of the Jiang Group because of his hostility to the prince's boyfriend. That's how Jiang Yueqing's sons started a war and reaped the benefits. He is actually the eldest son of Jiang's group, but his situation is even worse. With the halo of the Lord God still in place, he has gathered a group of loyal subordinates.

On the opposite side, Jiang Yunzhi's eyes were piercing, Xu Lian lowered her head and took a sip of tea, and lifted her collar quite a bit—the traces of a certain battle were still there, and Jiang Yunzhi's eyes wandered around these traces, with a complicated complexion.

When I was young, I was ignorant and bullied you, but when I got older, I found out that you slept with my mother.

"When?" Jiang Yunzhi asked after a long time.

"Last month, not too long." Xu Lian coughed twice.

Jiang Yunzhi was silent for a while, then asked again: "How is my mother?"

"Very... Enthusiastic." Xu Lian, who couldn't find a suitable adjective for a while, said the most inappropriate word, and the veins near the temples on Jiang Yunzhi's forehead twitched.

"I mean, she is very good and treats me very well." Under Jiang Yunzhi's sharp eyes, Xu Lian had to cough twice again to resolve her embarrassment.

Jiang Yunzhi's □□ prince boyfriend smiled, and put his arm around Jiang Yunzhi's broad shoulders: "Let me just say, Mommy must have belonged to her all these years. I didn't expect it to be Chairman Xu. In fact, Chairman Xu is very good." , Young and promising, much better than those pig-like guys introduced by your uncle before, Mommy has a good vision."

"Jostar, can you restrain your damn affinity and smile? I'm in a very complicated mood now." Jiang Yunzhi said with a wry smile. When he was a mischievous child, he didn't have a good impression of Xu Lian. From being fat, ugly and stupid at the beginning, he was forced to run because of Xu Lian's running. Because of Xu Lian's good grades, he was also forced to love learning. Xu Lian taught him when he was nine years old. He left a deep and unforgettable painful memory.

Jiang Yunzhi has been kept by Li Junru's side for a long time, and he can often hear praises for Xu Lian from Li Junru's mouth. He also admits that Xu Lian is indeed a very good person, but!

But for the fact that Xu Lian slept with his mother, he was really not mentally prepared at all!

Xu Lian is 14 years younger than her mother. Xu Lian grew up in Jiangzhai as the daughter of a servant in Jiangzhai. After so many years of observation, he didn't find any signs of this. He just went to college. Xu Lian became her mother's legal partner when she came back. He and Joestar were still discussing whether to get married here, and even his own mother was stolen there... and his mother even praised him sweetly and shyly. Lian is great...

Since when did this happen?Absolutely no way it just started last month!Based on his understanding of his mother, Li Junru would never act impulsively and unprepared. There must have been some kind of secret between these two people, last month?Impossible, non-existent, looking at Xu Lian's face full of joy, it seems that she was released after holding back for a long time, maybe it was because of Xu Lian that Li Junru and Jiang Yueqing proposed divorce at that time.

Jiang Yunzhi raised the coffee cup in front of him, and took a long gulp resentfully.

"I'll take good care of Junru," Xu Lian cleared her throat under Jiang Yunzhi's "swish, swish" eyes, and said, "Your mother is a good woman, and we really love each other."

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Alas, forget it, how can you say that the taste is wrong, how can you say how strange the plot of this yuri family ethics ntr color comic is, the more Xu Lian talks about it, the more guilty she feels.

"You'd better do what you say. If I find out that you hurt my mother, I won't let you go!" Jiang Yunzhi snorted coldly. When he turned cold, he was very similar to Li Junru, with a look of superiority and contempt for everything. Xu Lian's eyes couldn't help bringing in the care for the younger generation, but Xu Lian's softened eyes made Jiang Yunzhi angry: "What kind of eyes are you? Don't think that I will treat you as if you are married to my mother." Elder, we are only seven years apart, you just... you just... don't expect... don't even think about it!"

Jiang Yunzhi said something messy, Joestar patted Jiang Yunzhi's head to appease Jiang Yunzhi's blown cat, smiled and said to Xu Lian: "Sister Xu, I think Jiang Yunzhi means that he may not call your mother, You will not be allowed to treat him as your son."

"Jostar!" Jiang Yunzhi roared, and Mao exploded again: "Shut up!"

Joestar immediately raised his hands innocently. He is a much bigger man than Jiang Yunzhi, and he raised his hands to pretend to be innocent without any sense of disobedience.

"Of course not. I fully respect your wishes. As long as I can be with Junru, I will be satisfied." Xu Lian said with a smile. Although this smile looked disgusting in front of Jiang Yunzhi, Jiang Yunzhi just didn't know how to attack it. , he got help from Li Junru and Xu Lian when he was most vulnerable and most in need of support. He would not be able or want to interfere with his mother's choice and happiness. He knew that maybe Li Junru had been waiting for such a relationship and this person in front of him for many years. After all, when he was a child at his mother's lap, he had a glimpse of his mother's thoughts hidden in the pages of the original Shakespeare's love poem book.

He had expected his mother to be a reasonable mother, and now it was time for him to be a reasonable son.

Jiang Yunzhi covered his face and sighed, and said resignedly, "Xu Lian, promise me that my mother will be happy."

Joestar touched the head of the man beside him, and nodded to Xu Lian with a smile: "I wish you happiness."