Chuangshi Tianshen is a juicer

Chapter 29 The Creator God Doesn't Exist Slapping Cockroaches

"As early as the beginning of the 101th century, talent shows have already entered the field of vision of mass entertainment, from "Super Girl" in the first ten years of the [-]th century, "The Voice of Country C" in the second decade, to "The Voice of Country C" representing the first Three decades of "Made by All [-]", these programs have firmly captured people's attention, ignited highly controversial topics one after another, and made many unknown people become superstars overnight , to gain a place in the entertainment industry. Some people say that every time a blockbuster program is released, the entertainment industry will change its dynasty. I can officially set foot in the entertainment circle, turn myself into a glamorous star, and then gain both fame and fortune."

Sitting on the plane, Cheng Xiao flipped through the magazines provided by the airline in the pocket in front of the seat, and accidentally read such a passage.

Selling cars, wine, cosmetics and accessories is enough. There are no magazines for airlines to read...Look at the wording and sentence making, it looks like Yilin...

Cheng Xiao threw the magazine back into the pocket of the seat in front of him, sighing from the bottom of his heart for the style of writing in the paper media era that has lasted for more than twenty years.It’s 0202, and the labor movement has begun in the United States. These paper media are still struggling to make progress. If it weren’t for the inability to access the Internet on the plane, it is estimated that these monopoly airline magazines would have closed their doors in the cyber age. up.

Cheng Xiao rubbed the center of her brows, her eyes were a little sore, she took out a few drops of eye drops from her pocket, and a colleague from the same company next to her was watching a new danmei drama on the pad with a bluetooth headset. In the new drama, Chai Ji Goose Dan made two leading actors popular with an online drama "Addiction" ten years ago, and established his own cultural company.But with the maturity of capital operation, a series of coquettish operations after taking IP with other big companies.Over the years, although the rotten girls scolded and scolded, they returned to Chai Chicken and Goose Egg. After all, eating and eating in other places has become a socialist brotherhood, and here they are still husband and wife.

The colleague next to him suddenly laughed out loud, Cheng Xiao glanced at it and found that it was because the male lead was wearing silk stockings and women’s clothing was accidentally discovered by another straight male lead... Sure enough, it’s 0202, and there are still many rotten girls wearing male and female clothing hi.

Shrinking back to the seat, Cheng Xiao put on the blindfold and earplugs, intending to take a nap on the plane, and recall the dance and movement of the show prepared for the draft.As a newly rising company in the entertainment industry, Taishan Chuanzhou has achieved good results in several types of talent shows before, but also because of the need to gain fame, it handed over all the best artists under its banner, facing the upcoming In a talent show of a certain factory, Taishan Chuanzhou fell into an embarrassing situation of being out of favor.

The good ones are all outside to make money for others, and the ones that are close to it haven’t been well trained yet, and they can’t get people from other companies, so Cheng Xiao, who was originally going for the route of anchor and performing arts, was changed from a rough producer to a sand sculpture route. The crew that made a dime is a dime called back, trained with the debut team for a few months, and then packed it and sent it to a certain factory.

Anyway, there are a lot of people who gave away, and there are also strong members in the real debut group. Cheng Xiao is just a round of green leaves called by the company to accompany the main target.After passing the internal interview of pd with his colleagues and getting the tickets for the show, Cheng Xiao planned to make a face in peace, not to be a monster or to speak amazingly, waiting around the corners for himself to be eliminated, Then go back to filming.Her positioning for herself was to get a notification fee of several thousand yuan in the past, and eat some big pot meals from a certain factory.Fortunately, she went back to school on time to take the final exam in June, continued to hone her acting skills in the film crew, and worked hard in the entertainment industry. Although at present, there is no comparison between her and Gu Qingyu, but what if?What if he could become the Queen of the Movies, successfully destroy Gu Qingyu, the fragment of the main god's consciousness, and save the world?People always need some illusory goals to live.

She learned from various channels that Gu Qingyu had already entered the crew that allowed him to be the best actor. Judging from her own strength after leaving the golden finger of the juicer, it is basically impossible to prevent the 18-year-old Gu Qingyu from embarking on the established life track. Impossible, she is already living very hard just to keep herself from falling into the abyss, Gu Qingyu's level of being possessed by the Ouhuang is simply beyond her reach.

But what's amazing is that Cheng Xiao, who was originally from this world, was going to this draft called "Women's Team Trainees 2020".Although Cheng Xiao has changed a company now, trying to avoid taking the idol route to be a flash in the pan, but the force of fate still pushed her into this quagmire.

This show called "Women's Team Trainees 2020" is a talent show for a black and white fat bird factory born out of the original "Made by All 101", and it competes with Green Fruit's "Youth and You" talent show. Several seasons have been very popular on the Internet, and as Fat Bird Factory, which has always been rich and powerful, in order to create popularity for the show in advance, it also invited a relatively well-known traffic star who returned from South Korea. The first season of "Made for All 1010" became The popular show of the year also made a lot of money for the capital behind it.But those who do talent shows go back and forth and back and forth are the same group of people. Often the first group has just had their kidneys cut, and the next group will come again. In order to strengthen the stickiness of their fan circle, the companies of the little idols who have participated in this type of talent show They will also use various methods to stir up trouble in the fan circle to force fans to open their wallets, so in the end, compared with the previous seasons, compared with the previous seasons where they voted for Amway to send their little idol to debut, the audience in the next few seasons is more or less Take a picture of a happy white female ticket and take a look at the beautiful sister to accept a small wall.

This show is not going to be a hit.

Cheng Xiao already knew the ending of the show in advance, but since there is money to be made anyway, it would not be in vain if he didn't come.

The recording location of "Women's Team Trainees 2020" is a resort in the eastern part of the southern port city, which includes multiple theme parks. How much they value this season's program, how much investment will be made in this season, how superior opportunities and conditions they will have, and what kind of villas they will live in, but Cheng Xiao knows very well that this so-called resort villa area is actually not After the completion of the project, due to the broken capital chain of the developer, the "villa" is basically just a superficial appearance. The water and electricity conditions inside are very simple, and because the recording location is in the mountains or next to the reservoir, mosquitoes and cockroaches are very annoying.

It looks like a European-style castle, and it’s not as comfortable as a house on stilts. In order not to “suffer” too much, in addition to facial masks, cosmetics and toiletries, Cheng Xiao brings the most cockroach medicine Liushen toilet water and cooling oil. The most basic respect for the local American cockroaches and mosquitoes after arriving in the south.No matter how expensive it is, she is reluctant to buy it, after all, she is still very poor.

After getting off the plane at the airport and taking the bus, Cheng Xiao and his colleagues were taken to the hotel room by the staff of the program group, and then told that before the recording, no players from different company teams could meet in private.

Among Cheng Xiao's colleagues, there was a clever and sweet-mouthed girl who asked Elder Guan's arm if she could go to a nearby theme park after she settled down.

Sister Xuanguan’s answer was no, and she said that after people from other companies came together, the program team would organize everyone to visit the theme park together, and the performance of the visit would be recorded and put on the program.Most of these elder sisters are non-star chasers who have undergone simple training. They help the players adapt to the collective life and coordinate the recording schedule. Most of the elder sisters are very good. After Cheng Xiao’s colleague talked to them, they even gave them some chocolates Candy is used to relieve tired and tense emotions.

This time, Taishan Chuanzhou sent a total of five people to participate in the competition, except for the two main fans who are members of the debut group, Cheng Xiao's company sent them to make a show after brushing their faces, and the other two younger sisters who had just grown up were sent by the company to meet The world will look back and form a team to debut or participate in other drafts in the future as "twice-cooked meat".

The two members of the debut group are Cynthia, a 22-year-old dancer, and Hu Xueyu, a 24-year-old music school graduate, who is in charge of vocals.

The two younger sisters of "Twice-cooked Pork in the Future", one named Song Luer and the other named Chu Feifei, are both dancers.

Due to too many dancers, for the balance of the team, Cheng Xiao was arranged by the company to be a vocalist. For this reason, he specialized in vocal music for a period of time.

The hotel reserved three double rooms for Taishan Chuanzhou. Cynthia and Hu Xueyu originally trained together and had a good relationship, so they naturally chose to live in the same room. Song Luer and Chu Feifei also chose to live together because they were familiar with each other in the company. Cheng Xiao was singled out and lived in a double room by herself.But Cheng Xiao was also very satisfied with this, she didn't want to live with others at first, she just wanted to be quiet, so she pulled her suitcase and went into the room with the largest number on the far side and closed the door. The door, intend to take a good rest.

Cheng Xiao took out the pajamas and toiletries in the suitcase, checked whether there was a pinhole camera in the room, then took off the clothes that smelled sour, took a hot bath, changed into pajamas, dried her hair, Open a pack of mask and apply it, lie on the bed and close your eyes to rest.

"what--"

Terrible screams sounded in the corridor.

"Ah—ah—help—"

Cheng Xiao opened his eyes.

"Ah—don't come here don't come here—"

Cheng Xiao got up from the bed while holding the mask with no expression on her face, and put on her slippers.

"Ah—come here—cockroaches—fuck—can fly—ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—"

Cheng Xiao picked up the book from his suitcase on the bedside table, took down the room card, pushed open the door, and saw a long-legged, long-haired beauty in shorts in the corridor leaning her back against the wall outside the room in horror. , the door of the opposite room was opened, and a black bug with the length of an adult's index finger could be vaguely seen buzzing and scurrying around the room.

Seeing Cheng Xiao appear, the long-haired beauty with long legs in shorts immediately grabbed Cheng Xiao's arm with both hands, and asked Cheng Xiao for help in pure Northeast dialect: "Help, there is a big bug in my room. It's almost as tall as a sparrow, it's too scary..."

"..." Cheng Xiao was wearing a mask and it was inconvenient to speak, so he could only silently watch the trembling legs of the beautiful woman in front of him. With the authentic "Country Love" accent, she was trembling with fear, Cheng Xiao was afraid of wasting a mask, so she suppressed her smile and let out a "huh".

Then Cheng Xiao pulled his arm from the beautiful woman's hand, took the book into the opposite room with the book in the beautiful woman's tragic eyes, and closed the door behind his backhand.

"Crack!" There was a loud slapping sound, followed by the nonchalant sound of flushing the toilet, and the soothing sound of running water.

Under the reverent eyes of the beauties from Northeast China, Cheng Xiao, who was wearing panda pajamas, lowered her head and slowly opened the door. Bright light shone from behind her. Throwing the hardcover book with a thick white cover into the trash can in the corridor, he nodded to the Northeast beauty, swiped his room card and went back to his room.

The beautiful woman from the Northeast took the joy of her life after the catastrophe, walked slowly to the trash can, and saw the title of the book on the spine of the thick white hardcover book.

"Thus Spoke Zarathustra".

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The author has something to say:

I didn’t do drafts much before, so I went to see Chuangsan yesterday, and then I was hooked by Wang Ke, and I was addicted to the beauty of the day...

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