Chuangshi Tianshen is a juicer

"Are you sure you are a Tarot card? I think yours is clearly a Clow card... The Clow card created by Crow Lido, please abandon the old image and change it again, with the image of your new owner, Little Orange. My name orders you, the seal is released!" Cheng Xiao was summoned by the rightful empress and chanted the spell of "Cardcaptor Sakura" while complaining, but of course...no response.

Juicer: [We are different, there is something wrong with you (pointing to the head).jpg]

Cheng Xiao: [The other party didn't want to talk to you, and threw a juicer at you.jpg]

Cheng Xiao re-read the instruction manual, then pointed to the words "Natural Everything" on the skill card and asked: "It says it is all natural things, does it mean that I can summon the sun?"

Juicer: Do you have any obsession with the sun?The last one who was obsessed with the sun later won the presidential election of the most powerful country on earth.

Cheng Xiao: No, people understand everything in nature better than me.

The juicer shook the wire: "I can do it, you can't, this special skill is actually a druid, you understand? Animal summoner, to summon the sun, the moon, live mountains, lakes and the like requires powerful divine power, That is the change of the rules and settings of the world, yours is the simplest, summoning cats and dogs or something."

Cheng Xiao: Animal Summoner... I feel like I've been cheated. She just wants to put on a show, not a circus.

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The personal talent show will be included in the feature film, so the remaining contestants are deliberately trying to attract more fans through their off-stage skills, and let the original fans know more about themselves.Many contestants choose funny personal talents, such as funny, voice imitation, sketches, cross talk, but there are also people with no funny talent who choose to sing and dance in a proper manner.

Because it was a talent show, there were no restrictions on clothing, so Cheng Xiao simply walked onto the stage in his panda pajamas: "Hi everyone, my talent is to summon small animals." When Cheng Xiao said that, everyone thought Cheng Xiao was a joke Yes, who do you want to do a skit with?Summoning small animals sounds a bit like a game, and it sounds very mysterious.

However, in the next second, Cheng Xiao took a few deep breaths on the stage, and said into the microphone: "Gaia, the God of Creation, I want to summon all the cats within 1 kilometer."

"Meow—" A big orange was like a big fluffy bread, ignoring the staff and the contestants sitting below, it drifted into the arena gracefully, stopped at Cheng Xiao's feet, and then groaned. Rolled over twice, belly up, rubbing against Cheng Xiao's trouser legs, making a flattering cry.Cheng Xiao rubbed its soft belly, the fur was smooth, and the sensuality was healed.

"Meow——" A black and white cow cat jumped in from the window, and stopped at Cheng Xiao's feet with graceful catwalks, sitting on its hind legs, like a quiet beckoning cat, with green eyes With an unfriendly look flashing inside, he began to raise his front paws to lick his fur.

A puppet cat raised by an unknown staff member walked in silently. With its good looks, long white hair and elegant posture, it immediately gained the attention of the audience, hiding its The eyes of a sea of ​​light blue make it capture the hearts of all girls.

"Meow..." More cats jumped in from the door and window and gathered at Cheng Xiao's feet. In just a few minutes, nearly [-] cats of different species had come to the recording hall.Yellow, black, white, gray, flowers... sitting or lying around Cheng Xiao, like a large crowd gathering catnip.All the cats surrounded Cheng Xiao obediently, they were neither irritable nor defensive, as if they had received the call of Mother Nature, and even let some bold cat-loving contestants pick up one and put it in their arms to masturbate .

"It's not a talent show! It's magic!"

"My God, is this true? How is this possible... What happened to this world?"

"Where is this? Is this heaven?"

"Cheng Xiao, how did you do it?"

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The contestants stared at Cheng Xiao in panda pajamas. No girl can refuse a cat that is gentle and let you rut, no.

From then on, Cheng Xiao got another title: Panda Druid of Magic Fairy Castle.

In order not to cause trouble, after using the rightful queen's summoning, Cheng Xiao immediately used the rightful magician's blindfold, making everyone ignore the unscientific nature of her ability to summon small animals.Just like in "The Disaster of Saiki Kusuo", Saiki Kusuo used superpowers to make everyone accept his pink hair and two pink ball "lollipops" on his head.

Cheng Xiao's personal talent show has become a highlight. Both the effect of the talent show and the degree of surprise are far superior to other people's shows, and after the show was broadcast, it received a warm response. It was on the trending search, and the feature cut of "Women's Team Trainee 2020" was cut off and got 300 million views on Weibo. Countless cat slaves looked forward to the cat's sigh, and the cloud sucking white female ticket party even spontaneously acted as the counter Jun named and numbered all the cats that appeared in the video, a total of 63 cats appeared in the video, plus Cheng Xiao Panda on stage.

@李泽言come to marry me: How did she do it?I was shocked. Before I opened it, I thought it was a short video with a script, but the acting skills of these cats are too good. They are so cute and energetic, as if they can understand the words.Quick, don't delay the child, let the child go to college.

@青行灯wife I’m coming: It must be a special fate, a special sadness, that made me meet you in the comment area, and at the same time I had tears in my eyes.

@一娃元小冲鸡: Cheng Xiao is really cute, and she is so cute, no wonder she is so popular with small animals.

Everyone witnessed the process of Cheng Xiao summoning the cat, but everyone thought it was normal, or it was just the effect of the show that Cheng Xiao used some kind of mechanism.Who made the cats gathered around Cheng Xiao very friendly and kind, but in contrast, the owner of his own cat was cold and difficult to approach, and the face that was approaching was pushed away by the owner's paw without emotion, That night, there was a high-ranking hot search on the Zhihu app: #How to make my cat as docile as Cheng Xiao’s#, and the most praised answer was:

I also chanted the mantra and burned the incense (Zhihu certified Zaowan user); laxatives, people are in the hospital, just finished the rabies vaccine, and have not yet got out of the hospital bed, the masters can’t give face, meekness is impossible, it doesn’t exist , Don’t even think about it, catnip is useless and dangerous, please don’t try it lightly.

The picture is a photo of the respondent's arms. There are miserable scratches on both arms. The respondent is covering his face, and a leopard cat and a Siamese are lying on the tall cat climbing frame next to him.The comments below are all "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" who don't give face at all, and everyone maintains their formation tacitly.

Although the public's focus is on the cat, it doesn't prevent Cheng Xiao's stats from rising all the way as everyone complains about his master and mocks him.According to the push algorithm mechanism of the social platform, many people will naturally start watching similar video content after clicking on the hot search and gaining happiness. Therefore, the popularity of Cheng Xiao's Amway video and pen-hold shooting has also increased significantly.The number of followers on Cheng Xiao's Weibo ranged from a few to several 10, and soon exceeded one million, and there was no water injection.

With positive enthusiasm and topicality, Cheng Xiao began to insert advertisements in the middle of the recording under the envious eyes of other contestants. The former title sponsor of the dairy giant felt that Cheng Xiao's breasts were too big to affect the product image, resulting in product and product failures. There is a bad association between breasts, so I have never looked for Cheng Xiao. Now that Cheng Xiao's image has been freed from the single big breasts, the title sponsor has also arranged for Cheng Xiao to advertise.In the interstitial advertisement, the listless Cheng Xiao, who is lying on the ground in panda pajamas and surrounded by cats, is full of energy after drinking a bottle of fruity milk, turning into a hot and confident girl.

Cheng Xiao after watching the ad: What should I do?Juicer, I think I might be on fire, why am I so cute?

Juicer: Hmm... Well, actually, the Queen card will have such a buff effect, I think you are very friendly, beautiful, etc... But these are just illusions, the real you don't even have breasts ...

Cheng Xiao: [Stop talking, I don't want to hear.jpg]

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The big manager Fiona feels that since the program "Women's Team Trainee 2020" started, her life has been more bitter than bitter gourd.In fact, hair is still a trivial matter. Young people who stay up late will not hand over a few hairs. For example, among the female stars who often stay up late and work day and night with irregular schedules, how many hairs are all real?Staying up the hardest night, growing the thickest hair, overlord anti-hair loss is just a daily maintenance.

The problem is milk.

The big manager stared blankly at the weeping wolfdog that knocked over the milk basin in the company's warehouse, and the heavy rain in his heart poured down. Who hasn't had enough of this twisted world?There are still a lot of fruity milk in the warehouse, and they are all collected after drinking to vote for a little girl named Cheng Xiao, and there must be a bottle cap.She has already set up a free milk place on the street with the most traffic, open it and drink it on the spot, and it’s ok if the bottle cap is left, but that’s it, there is still so much milk in the warehouse, they are obviously a cultural and entertainment company, Now it has become a fruity milk company, and now the white-collar workers in the nearby high-rise buildings know that her family has switched to "fried milk".

These milks were all bought by Qin Duoya. The big manager didn't expect that his boss would be such an unpretentious and boring rich man. He doesn't wear a Rolex and doesn't send his employees to Africa, but he is keen to buy milk for the draft. Baiwei Xiaohua called.

She thought that after more than ten years of struggle, she could finally realize the freedom of Starbucks, but she didn't expect that a river of fruity milk stood in front of her.

Pulling out the phone, the boss only sent a brief sentence on WeChat: drink milk, vote, don't waste it.

The big manager slowly knelt down on the ground, the cold ground finally gave her a sense of presence, she opened her mouth, and smelled the smell of strawberry milk at the tip of her nose.

Fiona can't fall in love with strawberries anymore, the world is very bitter, and strawberries are also bitter.