The days when I worked part-time as a dormitory in the male dormitory

Unsurprisingly, Lu Xiao didn't sleep well at night, and he seemed to be dazed for a while when the sky was getting dark, but it was a drop in the bucket and didn't help.

As soon as he got out of bed, Lu Xiao felt uncomfortable. He wondered if it was because he cried hard last night, his chest was tight, and it seemed that he couldn't get his breath out.

The structure of the duty room is the same as that of an ordinary dormitory, with a single guard installed. Lu Xiao forced himself to wash up, with cold water slapped on his face, he was a little more awake, but the oppression in his chest still didn't get better.

In the end, I took a few mouthfuls of medicine to barely relieve it.

Lu Xiao sat in front of the workbench free, trying to adjust his breathing while waiting for Aunt Zhao to change shifts. After sitting for a while, his eyelids started to fight, and his eyes were sore and swollen that he couldn't open them.

He rubbed it, but it didn't help.

There is no mirror in the bathroom in the duty room, and it is impossible for Lu Xiao, who is 1.8 meters tall, to carry it with him, so he can only take out his mobile phone and take a small photo with the front camera.

Unexpectedly, I was stunned by a photo.

His skin is thin, and it usually turns red when he cries and rubs, but now his eyes are so swollen that he can't see their shape at all, and this is the first time he has such an exaggerated effect.

Lu Xiao couldn't help but began to reflect on whether he cried too hard last night.

Just as it was shining, there was a sudden commotion at the gate of the dormitory. Lu Xiao turned his head to look, and saw a group of people surrounded by the bulletin board.

There are already many people going to class in the morning, and the dormitory in District 1 is close to the cafeteria and the courier street, far more than the people in the dormitory. After a while, a large group of men and women gathered around, looking like they are rushing for new year's goods.

Lu Xiao's heart tightened, and he hurried to look at it. Remembering that Liang Huaiyu said that he wanted to post his own photo last night, he felt a little uneasy.

He was talking angry last night, but he didn't expect to let him post it. It's so embarrassing for people to come and go on such a big photo.

Lu Xiao leaned on the edge of the door and looked, he couldn't really post it...

"Brother Yu, you are really a male Bodhisattva who saves all living beings from water and fire. With your Buddha's light shining everywhere, we and the younger generation will be eclipsed..."

"It's easy to say, serving the people, it should be, look at the picture of brother, isn't it handsome?"

"Not only is he handsome, he is simply handsome, unrestrained, romantic and suave with extraordinary temperament..."

"Okay, okay, keep a low profile, we just need to know these big truths in our hearts."

The familiar smell of being a fool, who else could it be if it wasn't Liang Huaiyu.

He was tall and stood out from the crowd, and when he tilted his head, he saw Lu Xiao poking his head at the door, and couldn't help laughing.

"What are you looking at?" He pushed aside the crowd, and pulled Lu Xiao in to stand beside him.

He tapped on the bulletin board, "How about it, brother, will you do what you say?"

It was only then that Lu Xiao finally saw what the bulletin board looked like that was crowded with people to take pictures and take pictures in the early morning.

Among other things, Liang Huaiyu is genuine and sincere.

If you say stick it, stick it, if you say twelve inches, it will be twelve inches, if you say red bottom, you will stick it red, and if you say it is in the middle, it will never stick a millimeter.

Everyone else has a blue background of 7 inches, but he is the only one with a huge red background that flicks straight in the middle, and there is a big spot of red among the blue bushes, which really monopolizes the spring scenery, and all eyes are on him.

Not to mention that this photo is even a bit more aggressive than the smiling one on the school card.

The criticism column of the public execution was abruptly posted, showing the sense of déjà vu of the commendation conference.

Liang Huaiyu himself is not embarrassed, and others are even less embarrassed. There are also many girls who try their best to take pictures and post them on Moments, and make voice calls and shout how handsome they are.

That's right, after all, for a privileged student like Liang Huaiyu, wanting to be punished once is really rare.

In the end, only the innocent and kind-hearted Comrade Lu Xiao embarrassed him for a short while.

"How is it, is it okay?" Liang Huaiyu hugged Lu Xiao's shoulder affectionately, and the sun came out in the morning, making his whole body warm.

"Are you satisfied with the photo? Gothic chose it. It looks brighter. If you don't like it, we can change it."

It's still sunny, this photo is short of engraving the words "I am the big brother and I am proud, the light of the big brother shines on the world" on the forehead.

Lu Xiao sighed repeatedly in his heart, what kind of misunderstanding this person has about his appearance, the society doesn't know it.

But...he can be regarded as a little handsome.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Liang Huaiyu pulled him out of the crowd, put his shoulders on his back and walked into the hall.

"What's the matter, don't you really like it?"

Lu Xiao was reluctant to praise him, turned his face to the side, and said vaguely: "That's okay."

But the brain circuit of a genius like Liang Huaiyu may indeed be different from that of ordinary people, and he immediately smiled brightly: "Sure enough, you also think it is very handsome, right?"

Lu Xiao was shocked: When did I say that?

I do not know how?

Liang continued to be brilliant: "When I went to take pictures, the proprietress of the photo studio liked me very much, saying that I was the most upright young man he had ever seen. She didn't confiscate my money after taking pictures, and even posted my photos It’s a signboard at the entrance of the shop.”

No wonder he's so proficient, Lu Xiao sneered, it's not the first time a co-author has been posted as a door god, he has experience.

He raised his eyes and glared at Liang Huaiyu habitually, trying to make him calm down.

As a result, the eyelids were lifted halfway, and suddenly they couldn't lift them anymore. He greatly ignored the influence of the degree of swollen eyes on his facial expressions.

So in Liang Huaiyu's view, Lu Xiao turned his head to look at him gracefully, the corners of his mouth were pursed with a little contempt, but his walnut-swollen eyes failed to open.

Then the pair of small open double eyelids that were once beautiful although they couldn't be seen now, twitched twice, as if they wanted to stare at him, but because they couldn't open them, they had to turn into huge white eyes.

Liang Huaiyu was stunned.

Even the eloquent Liang was stunned when he saw this scene.

Lu Xiao only felt his eyelids twitch, and a strong soreness made him close his eyes. He couldn't help rubbing with his hands, but when he rubbed, his surroundings suddenly became quiet.

Liang Huaiyu went to hold his hand, "Be gentle, don't poke yourself blind again..." His voice was not normal, trembling slightly, as if he was holding back a laugh.

Lu Xiao stopped to look at him.

Good guy, this man's lips are trembling from a choked smile.

"What's wrong with you?" Lu Xiao really didn't understand him.

As a result, the idiot was not only unwilling to admit that he was sick, but also smiled and shook his head at him, "You roll your eyes beautifully."

"Pretty you m..."

Lu Xiao paused.

Rolling eyes?

What white eyes?

Did I roll my eyes?

……

Grass!

I rolled my eyes! !

His eyelids can't be opened too wide, and Liang Huaiyu is much taller than him, it's okay to always stare at people with big eyes, but now when he miscalculates, he can only half-close his eyelids, and slightly raise his head to look at the surname Liang.

Liang Huaiyu saw that his expression changed from anger to doubt to panic, his beautiful eyeballs rolled around, and the laughter that had been held back for a long time finally couldn't be suppressed, and burst out at this moment.

After realizing it, Lu Xiao finally started to feel ashamed, and twisted Liang Huaiyu's arm, "What are you laughing at, stop laughing!"

Liang Huaiyu crossed his waist, saw his ears were red, and said with a suppressed smile, "Okay, don't be shy, Xiao'er."

He patted Lu Xiao's chin lightly, "You are good-looking, even if you roll your eyes, they are still like flowers and jade."

Sure enough, as soon as the words fell, the knee was kicked hard.

Liang Huaiyu patted his trouser legs casually, not paying much attention, and led Lu Xiao to the workbench to sit down.

It doesn't hurt, how much strength can a sluice spirit have.

It's just that Shuizha is not very energetic, but his temper is not small, and he didn't talk to him for a full 5 minutes.

Lu Xiao sat on the chair angrily, holding the shift record sheet in his arms, his eyes only looked out of the glass wall, and he was seriously waiting for Aunt Zhao to change shift, looking a little dazed.

Knowing that he was thin-skinned, Liang Huaiyu couldn't continue to make fun of him about the white eyes, so he cleared his throat and resumed his seriousness.

He touched Lu Xiao's chin and exerted a little force to make him look up at him.

Lu Xiao couldn't open his eyes or stare, so he simply closed them, and the person surnamed Liang didn't bother to resist.

It was more convenient for him to do this, Liang Huaiyu looked into his eyes.

It's really swollen, obviously I just finished crying last night, but the double eyelids are swollen, but now it's rebound after crying?

Liang Huaiyu counted, and turned out four, five, six or seven layers of double eyelids.

"You..." Liang Huaiyu hesitated to speak, "I'm afraid I need to apply a cold compress."

Lu Xiao obviously didn't want to talk to him, he groaned, "It will be fine in a while."

Liang Huaiyu didn't speak, but got up after a while, "Forget it, I'll find something for you to apply, you sit and rest for a while, and I'll be right back."

After he left, Lu Xiao raised his hand and rubbed his eyes slowly, calmed down a little, and murmured: "I still have a conscience."

Lu Xiao sat quietly with his eyes closed and recuperated. Just after resting for a while, there were small noises from the laundry room not far away.

He listened carefully, as if he was arguing, and the voice became more and more intense.

After all, it is a laundry room. I don't know what the situation is, and I don't know if there is any damage to the equipment. As the dormitory manager, Lu Xiao must go and have a look.

When I arrived at the door, I found that it was indeed two boys who were arguing. One was skinny and wearing glasses, accusing the other, a big guy with yellow hair, that he shouldn't use the public washing machine to wash his sneakers and socks.

"You can control me, I like to wash whatever I like." The big man poked the shoulder of the small glasses, very arrogant.

The small glasses also looked a bit apprehensive, but he still kept on talking, "This is a public facility, and it is clearly stipulated that sneakers cannot be washed, so you should abide by it!"

"It's none of my business, what can you do if I don't obey?"

"You, you are unreasonable and selfish!"

"You fucking say it again!" The big man raised his hand and was about to push the small glasses.

Lu Xiao quickly stepped forward to give him a hand.

In order to save space, two layers of shelves are set up against the wall in the laundry room, full of two rows of front-loading drum washing machines.

The big guy almost fell straight into one of the open doors.

He braced himself and shook his head, looked at Lu Xiao, paused for a moment before returning to Lu Xiao and Xiao Glasses' ferocious expressions.

Lu Xiao frowned, this big guy didn't look very smart.

"Who the hell are you?" The big man said fiercely.

Lu Xiao shook the notebook in his hand, "Housekeeper."

The big man was stunned, looked Lu Xiao up and down, and said with a sneer, "You think I'm stupid? How can there be such a young supervisor."

Isn't he stupid? Lu Xiao rolled his eyes, he is very comfortable with this action now.

"Why do I have to report to you as a housekeeper?"

Lu Xiao didn't want to talk nonsense with him, so he opened the notebook, "Report to the school with your name and student number. In the afternoon, we will contact the master to come over for a thorough disinfection, and you will pay for it."

"What?!" The big man was shocked, "Why did I come out!"

Lu Xiao raised his eyes and looked at the washing machine that the big man had used. Everything hadn't been taken out or washed. The door was wide open, and the sewage flowed down the shelf into the washing machine on the lower floor, ticking away all other people's clothes. dirty.

The lower layer is mostly used for small glasses.

Lu Xiao tapped on the record sheet, "Why didn't the glasses student make it clear just now? If there are rules, you must abide by them. You have to pay back your sneakers if you wash them?"

The smell of sewage soaked in sneakers and socks was really ecstasy. Lu Xiao covered his mouth and nose and coughed twice. From the corner of his eye, he glanced at what seemed to be in the washing machine.

He took a closer look, and was shocked: "Why do you wash your underwear together?! Aren't you afraid of getting sick?!"

"No, no, no," Lu Xiao hurriedly took out his mobile phone, "Now I have to find a master to disinfect it, add money to force it, you come and pay."

"Damn it!" The big man clenched his fists tightly, as if he was ashamed and embarrassed because of Lu Xiao's undisguised disgust.

"Don't be a mother," Lu Xiao continued to make up the knife, "You are not afraid of getting sick, others are afraid of it."

"Hold!"

Small glasses added at the right time, "I'm afraid, can I apply to have my clothes disinfected together? He will pay for it."

The big guy couldn't bear it anymore, and started fighting directly.

Lu Xiao was always good at talking, he didn't expect that in broad daylight, in the important place of the school, in the laundry room, this big guy would be so stupid as to actually do it.

He was indeed not feeling well, and he was really vulnerable to a fight. He was pushed and staggered and was about to fall backwards. Fortunately, he was caught firmly by a pair of hands.

With such a steady hand, there is no one else except Liang Huaiyu.

The big guy was still yelling and wanted to jump over and continue beating, Liang Huaiyu stretched out his long legs and tripped him, fell to the ground, and knelt down hard in front of Lu Xiao with a "boom".

He is big, and the sound of a solid lump of flesh falling down is particularly loud.

Lu Xiao didn't like this sudden loud noise very much, so he trembled subconsciously.

The big head hurt so much that he knelt on the ground for a long time and couldn't get up, ouch and ouch.

Liang Huaiyu patted Lu Xiao on the back, and pretended to whisper into his ear but said not too softly, "Did you see, this is called four or two strokes."

After finally slowing down a bit, the big man looked up and immediately grinned: "Liang Huaiyu? Why the fuck are you here?"

"Why the hell can't I be here, your house opened the laundry room?" Liang Huaiyu smiled.

He tapped the floor tiles in front of the big man's knees with his toes, "Isn't your gift enough? It's too polite, let's get flat."

"Liang Huaiyu, your mother," the big man stood up tremblingly, leaning on the shelf.

He squinted at Liang Huaiyu, and a sneer escaped from his throat, "Privilege students, live in a single room alone, let alone a washing machine, the school can't wait to have all the pots and pans ready for you, just a color TV set, which is needed You condescend to come to the laundry room?"

Liang Huaiyu raised his eyebrows, "The news is quite well-informed, and you know all of this."

He shook his head pretentiously, "Since that's the case, I won't hide it anymore."

"The school is planning to install a color TV for me, and the optical fiber is connected, but I refused. After all, college students should promote the spirit of hard work and simplicity."

Big guy: ...?

Not cheap.

Lu Xiao couldn't help laughing at the big man's expression, which could be regarded as brilliant at the moment.

It seems that Liang Huaiyu's privileged status is not completely useless, at least it can irritate people.

The big man stretched his legs and feet, raised a finger and pointed it in front of Liang Huaiyu, and continued to be fierce, "I warn you, this matter has nothing to do with you, don't be silly and lively!"

Liang Huaiyu laughed, and hugged Lu Xiao's shoulders tightly: "You're bullying my brother, so it's nothing to do with me?"

The big man looked around between the two, and sneered, "You two think I'm stupid, don't you?"

"Since when did you have a brother?"

"Damn it." Liang Huaiyu patted Lu Xiao's shoulder.

"Just worshiped."

He raised his eyebrows, extremely flamboyant, "Are you envious?"

Such a beautiful brother, I have you or not.

The author has something to say:

Liang was ecstatic: Brother, you did it.

Wife, do it.

Xiaoxiao: Actually, I am my elder brother...

Happy Christmas Eve everyone~