sand of love

I honestly went back to Konoha and handed in the task. I felt a little regretful why I didn’t have the opportunity to go to the country of the wind for public travel. I wandered aimlessly on the street until the sun slipped in the middle, and then I planned to go to my noodle restaurant. Have lunch or something.

Let me explain here, my parents now open their own noodle restaurant, named Dongfang, and the business is very good. Every time I walk to the gate, I have the urge to put "Unbeaten" behind the signboard.

Sunrise in the east, only I am undefeated!

How arrogant!

But then I thought about the one from Heimuya... Forget it, I want to be a man more than the leader.

"You are the son of the noodle shop owner! I want to declare war on you!"

I looked at the little girl standing in front of me arrogantly, I didn't know how to react for a moment, I took a step to the left with a little luck, watching the finger slip, I took another step to the right, but the little girl The outstretched finger kept pointing at my face, and finally couldn't help but try to respond, "Well, little sister, are you talking to me?"

"Of course! Also, I'm not a little sister, I'm already 15 years old." She raised her chin hard, as if she wanted to show herself more mature and imposing, but I felt very embarrassed in my heart The action of stepping on her feet secretly made me laugh for a moment.But I didn't show it, because I was busy complaining feebly about the fact that I was 28 years old...

"Well, it doesn't matter what, you said you want to declare war on me? What's the matter, I haven't seen you before. You're not a ninja, are you? You don't look like you have been trained at all." I looked at her and judged this in my heart. The little girl has never even been to a ninja school. If she had to compete, I could knock her down with one finger.

"I am Iris from Ichiraku Ramen Shop!"

happy?

I thought about it carefully, and you must know that my memory has not been very good recently, but fortunately, I finally remembered it—oh, isn’t it that famous ramen shop, why, isn’t it Do you think my parents' noodle restaurant has robbed them of their business?

"What do you want? By the way, I don't know how to cook, and I don't know how to cook noodles. If you really want to declare war, you can go directly to my noodle shop. Maybe my dad will accept your challenge " Different from mom's fiery temper, dad's character is like a dough, no matter how others knead it, it will be soft. I have grown up so much, and I haven't seen him get angry a few times. For this little girl's challenge, Dad might end up turning it into a cooking class.

"Oh?! Why don't you even know how to face!"

"I'm a ninja, so I don't need to learn that kind of stuff?" In fact, I still know how to do it face to face. I think I had to rely on me to solve the food problem for me and Xiaoyan when there was no one at home, but now Xiaoyan also learns to eat at noon. At that time, I went to my own store to eat and drink, and there was no room for me to appear on the stage, so I also retreated to the second line... So much nonsense has been said before, but the key problem is actually a lazy word, but I will never say this "Anyway, it's a big deal and I can find a girl who can cook to be my wife in the future."

This is a big truth. Now that I have reached my age, I have a job, and I have saved a lot of money. Isn’t the next step just to hope that my wife and children will be hot on the bed sooner? Keep your eyes open, otherwise I will marry a fierce woman like my mother and go home. I might as well kill myself early and fight again after 18 years.I believe this is more decent than being killed by domestic violence.

Acorus blushed, and yelled that the wolf ran away.

I was stunned by that pervert at the time, and after ten seconds I came back to my senses, and sadly found that the little girl named Calamus had disappeared without a trace, and everyone around me was pointing and whispering. Whispering, the eyes are either [perverted] or [perverted], the situation couldn't be worse!

Come back to me, little girl, you have to return my innocence!

"Hey! I didn't do anything just now, really!!!"

My explanations were gorgeously ignored by passers-by, so I had no choice but to insert an arrow with the word "abnormal" on my forehead, and went to my noodle restaurant in despondency to start lunch.

This incident caused my appetite to plummet. It took me half an hour to finish the Yangchun noodles, which could have been prepared in a few minutes, until it swelled up. After drinking the last mouthful of noodle soup, I felt melancholy again. .

As a big man, the sore spot where he was hit by Xuanma's height was already very painful, why is he being called a pervert by a little girl now.How can it be repaired!

"Ugh……"

"What does it look like to sigh in broad daylight!"

The back of my head was slapped by my mother, and I almost washed my face with noodle soup, "Mom, you are murdering! By the way, if you see your son looking down, shouldn't you ask what happened? I really am Is your own son!"

"It's called the soul! You'll be able to do it if you become a special boss! Hurry up and wash the dishes!" After finishing speaking, he hit the back of my head again.My mother's violence coefficient has risen again for unknown reasons, so how will I live as a son in the future?

"You are definitely not my real mother!" My real mother is not so ruthless and unreasonable!

"When you were five years old, I told you that I picked you up!"

"@#%%￥..." Thousands of words (garbled characters) finally converged into a shit in my heart.

Speaking of the move just now, the ruthlessness of the strike made me really doubt whether I was her biological son. If it wasn't for being ordered not to desertify at home, the people around could see a handsome young man with his head smashed Even if they can bear it, I can't stand my deserted head being immersed in the noodle soup.

Maybe it was true when my mother said that I was picked up as a joke. When I was young, my mother always said that I was picked up by her in the sand in the park, so she called me Shi Xiaosha. It's not very high-end, but if my mother talks about the meaning in it, she won't shut up for an hour.

Differential treatment, this is definitely the difference between adoption and biological treatment!

Feeling that I might be the truth, I became depressed.

"Ugh!"

I resigned myself to my fate and walked towards the kitchen with the bowl in my hand, and when I came out again, I became the waiter of the full-time shop.

I have responded to the leadership of the family.No matter how I say it, it is also a precious super-superior human resource. It is a waste to be this kind of unskilled shop assistant. As a result, the two leaders of the family summed up in front of me and immediately increased my workload. From time to time, I was forced to use a sofa to help them go shopping, explaining confidently that this would not waste my "precious" super resource.

Ow—

This day is over!

"Yo! Here's a bowl of beef noodles." I didn't even need to look, I knew who it was just by hearing the voice——Xuanjian, I was thinking about how to hide the menu and secretly charge more money. He poked it without hesitation before I'm weak, I have no reason not to get this debt back. "One more bowl of something lighter."

Um?Did you bring anyone else today?

I turned around, and after filtering out someone, the smile on my face immediately rose by one star, "It's Gale, it's really rare, so I'll treat you to this meal."

"No, we're dating, and I'll pay for it. Uh!" He was forcibly silenced halfway through his words.

"Don't listen to him. Ahem..." Gaifeng calmly withdrew his hand, which had stabbed Xuanjian's waist a second ago.

I blinked as I watched the interaction between the two, and began to calmly greet them to sit down in a quiet place, and wiped them up and down with a dry rag on my shoulders.Now I am getting more and more proficient as the waiter in the shop, "Dad! A bowl of beef noodles and a bowl of Sanxian noodles are all charged to my account."

Naturally, I thought Xuan Jian was joking when he said about the date, so after ordering for them, I also started to tease Haifeng. "Speaking of which, Xuanjian, you are too stingy, come to eat noodles on a date or something. Haifeng, I will ask my dad to add ingredients for you now. You should think about it carefully. Do you want to climb the wall now?"

"Get out! Don't call my Haifeng's attention." Xuanjian threw a thousand copies over, not thinking about this being a public place at all. Fortunately, I was fast and the guests nearby didn't notice.

I returned Qianben back, and I was shocked after realizing it.Are they serious?It seems that I should have a good new understanding of this world, "Is it really okay for two men?"

"You don't need to worry about it." Xuan Jian said to me.Haifeng blushed a little, and coughed lightly, looking a little embarrassed.

I didn't think much about it, shrugged my shoulders indifferently, and continued to joke, "If I really can't find a girlfriend in the future, Haifeng, you should think about abandoning Xuanjian and find me, I am much more generous than Xuanjian gone."

Before the next wave of attacks came, I hurried to escape.Although it's okay to be stabbed a few times in desertification, it's not very elegant to be stabbed in public as performance art.

Hmm...why do you think it's normal for them to be together?In other words, Izumo and Zitie are always together too, could it be that there is something tricky?No, next time we meet you must ask carefully.

"Mom, what will happen to you if I find you a son-in-law?" I thought of the couple I just met, and asked unconsciously.

"You boy, be serious!" My mother gave me a slap on the back of the head without hesitation, so hard that I bared my teeth, "If that's the case, don't come back!"

"Hey, hey, hey, I just said it casually, Mom, don't get too excited." With the bag on the back of my head, I went out with two bowls of hot noodles, "Hifeng, I'm sorry, my mother If you don't agree with me looking for a male wife, you won't be able to climb the wall."

I pretended to be sad and regretful, and made Haifeng laugh, but Xuanjian couldn’t laugh anymore. I extremely doubted that he was considering whether to stab me into a cork or put me in cans in batches and transported to the Land of Wind overnight. I will soon return to ashes to ashes.

"What kind of look do you like? Let me introduce you."

"Xuanjian, you have a hobby of being a matchmaker." I raised my eyebrows, and it was the first time I found out that Xuanjian had this interest.

"If you have a master, no one will think about Haifeng anymore. How about Uyue Xiyan? Beauty!" Xuanjian looked at how much I mean to you, but I smelled a strong smell from him. taste of intrigue.

"Forget it, although I don't know who Uyue Xiyan is, but I think it's better not to provoke..." As I said that, I remembered that Xuanjian had a lot of friends. If he really knew some beautiful women, let him lead a red line, I It's also earned, "By the way, do you know a girl with red hair? Green eyes are best."

I don't know why, but I'm obsessed with these two colors now.

"Of course, you must be shorter than me." I added.If the girl on the other side is high on me, the trouble can be described as high-profile. First of all, I have to think about how to control my internal enhancement before going out on a date.

"Let me take a look for you... But to be honest, your color tone is a bit heavy." He made it clear that he looked down on my aesthetics, so I shook my fist at him and went back to the kitchen to help.

A few days later, Xuanma came to me when I almost forgot about it.With an expression of thanking me for being beaten, he hooked my neck the first time we met, "I found him for you, a girl with red hair and green eyes, who is much shorter than you."

I asked who it was, but he kept secretively and insisted on pulling me over to meet the real person.He probably was afraid that I would run away, and as soon as he exerted his strength, my head was taken away by him. Poor thing, I remained headless in the end and followed him all the way to the ninja school. God knows how much I was forced to be scared along the way. people.

"Damn it, Xuanjian, give me back my head!" Who can understand the feeling of having my head trapped under the scorpion's nest! "Xuanjian, tell me honestly, how long has it been since you washed your clothes!"

"I said, can't you keep your mouth shut for a while?"

"I'll take your head off and run under Jiagazi's nest, will you shut up!"

"I'm sorry, I'm going to lose my head and die. I don't even have a chance to speak."

"..."

Genma finally jumped onto a branch, stopped, and pointed out to me, "Look, that's it."

At this time, I just snatched my head back and pressed it on myself.As soon as I heard that the target was in front of me, I thought it was a beautiful female teacher. I stopped all my thoughts and looked over with glowing eyes, but the one who was teaching was a man with neither red hair nor green eyes. While I was wondering, I looked at the whole classroom, and finally I found that there was only one pink-haired loli who reluctantly agreed to my request.

By the way, the position where she was sitting was exactly right where Genma's fingertips were pointing.

Somewhere in my brain was suddenly disconnected, and when it was reconnected, I had already kicked Xuanjian off the branch.

"Fuck! When I said I wanted someone shorter than me, I didn't mean loli! It's a crime if you do it! It's a crime! Xuanma, you guy definitely did it on purpose, right? You just deliberately tricked me into committing a crime, right? For the sake of the Huaguduo in the school, on behalf of the teachers and parents of the students, I will eradicate you as a scourge!" I rolled up my sleeves and rushed over, determined to be a living Lei Feng who protects the flowers of the motherland, without leaving a name!

"Hey, it was you who said it! The ones with red hair, green eyes, and shorter than you, it would be nice if you can find them for you!" Xuanjian raised his hand and punched my eyes, luckily I was deserted Hurry up, or my image will be completely ruined.

"But I didn't say I want a loli!" After dodging a punch, I started to fight back with sand, my mouth was not idle, and I said something, "Actually, this is what you like! I definitely want to tell Haifeng You are a lolicon! Speaking of which, you are seven years younger than Haifeng, don’t think I can’t guess, you definitely fell in love with Haifeng when he was in Ninja School! Right!”

"Stop it both of you! It's class time!"

I took the time to look up, and there was a teacher by the window on the second floor and a little ghost. The teacher had a fierce look on his face, and expressed his extreme dissatisfaction with us for disrupting his class discipline. Excited to watch, wishing that we ignored the teacher's words and continued to fight.

I casually greeted the teacher haha, picked up Xuanjian and fled away, ready to continue to settle accounts in another place.

You bastard, I'm ashamed to send you to the ninja school!

When we arrived at the back mountain, Xuanjian and I fought for another [-] rounds. In the end, he got down on the ground first. Before leaving, he gave his middle finger and put down the cruel words: curse that I will never find a girlfriend in my life.

I said I didn't care at all, I ate, drank and slept well when I went home, and I forgot about going to Tianzhu soon after, but when I thought about it later, I thought maybe Xuanjian really had the crow's mouth skill.

The author has something to say: I will go to a new school tomorrow, meet new classmates, new teachers, as a person with some communication barriers, the decisive one is Alexander, and self-introduction is really annoying QAQ

In the end, the format is probably just: Hello everyone, my name is XXX.

A certain scum: After thinking about it, it couldn't be more embarrassing, the little panda will heal us soon! (flutter!)

Shi Xiaosha: Bind the coffin with sand!Stay away from Gaara!

A certain scum: Mmmmm!

Gaara: Sand Dad, who is he? ●_●?

Shi Xiaosha: Gaara, you don't need to know (forcefully). =v=

A scumbag: There will be another chapter update tomorrow, and... please accept the love (eyi) of a scumbag at that time~