My country, you can pinch it

The Shang family's courage is really great. At this juncture, Shang Jinling dares to marry a wife?

Who did you marry?

Is there any family in the whole capital that dares to marry the Shang family without being afraid of being wiped out?

The entire capital city was in confusion, and everyone couldn't help but began to inquire about this daring, unlucky woman!

You must know that His Majesty is not a big-bellied person, this time Gao Xueli dare not go to the court, dare not go to the government office, he does not even go out of the Shang family, for fear of being surrounded by people when he goes out.

When everyone was thinking about how the emperor would be furious, they suddenly found that His Majesty, who had always been cloudy and uncertain, was in a good mood. He smiled in the morning and had a kind face. Even the crown could not hide his joy, and he could listen to the following with patience. It is a miracle that the courtier's nonsense is followed by a few words of encouragement.

It can be said that the dark clouds that had been hanging over the court were blown away by an unknown evil wind.

This endless oolong quickly reminded people of the marriage proposal signal sent by the Shang family.

Hiss... the emperor is going to be cuckolded, so happy?

Could it be that she has been tired of Shang Jinling for a long time, wishing that the latter would marry a wife and cut ties with him?The Shang family is also obedient, knowing that they can no longer repay favors, and go straight back to the bridge?

Everyone only felt that they had discovered the deep truth.

"The personal relationship between Jiangshan Sheji and the sons and daughters is more important, the emperor has a clear mind." This is a gratified voice.

"Exactly, what's the point of messing with a man? The succession of the heirs will be broken, and the dynasty will inevitably be unstable. I'm still worried. Now it's all right. Let's marry wives and have children. Yin and yang are in harmony, and the world is right."

"Although the emperor does not stick to small details, he is generally correct. He is worthy of being the image of a wise king."

Several ministers got together to discuss, and they were happy to see this situation come to fruition.

"In this way, wouldn't the harem be empty?"

Suddenly, the hearts of the ministers jumped, and they instantly thought of the mother of a country!

The emperor has no wife, no concubine and no children, isn't he just a sweet bun?

Shang Jinling is about to marry a wife, doesn't this mean that the emperor will also get married?

Immediately, these ministers couldn't sit still anymore, and the high-ranking and powerful people wanted to fly home on the spot, pick up their daughters and granddaughters and send them to the emperor.

With one's own status, even if you can't earn the position of the mother of the world, you can just serve the left and right to seal a rank!

There are not a few people who think this way, and the nobles of the court are hyenas who smell fresh meat. They are prepared overnight together with the portraits of their daughters, poems, and female celebrities, and they are all sent to the palace for the emperor to choose.

Liu Ke was only happy for a day, but a stack of portraits was smashed for no reason, and his face turned black.

"These idiots did it on purpose, didn't they?"

The next day, the emperor's roar resounded through the entire court, and the ministers who were gearing up to fight stopped in an instant. They didn't dare to say more, but they couldn't figure out why?

It is said that the face of a woman, the sky in June, changes as soon as it is said, and this Majesty is more changeable than a woman, and he has not inherited the unfathomable mystery of the late emperor.

In order to avoid catastrophe, no one dared to ask Liu Ke any more, but on the other hand, a month was about to pass, and Shang Jinling still hadn't found out who to ask for marriage!

This is really strange. I have asked all the right people in the capital, and they all refused in shock to anyone who was asked, not my own.

Whose house is that?

You can't just pull one from the street, right?

Liu Ke had lice under his buttocks, wishing that time would fly by so fast, and finally arrived at the auspicious day given by the host of the Huguo Temple after waiting all over the capital.

In the court hall that day, Liu Ke had just sat on the dragon chair with a golden knife and a big horse, when the deputy envoy of Wucheng soldiers and horses hurried into the hall, passed through a series of court officials, knelt on the ground with a plop, and said in panic: "Your Majesty, sharp The front battalion is approaching the city!"

Suddenly there was an uproar in the hall——

The fighting power of the Northwest Army has never been underestimated, let alone the elite among the elite, even a mere [-] cavalry are a huge deterrent.

Except for the imperial army, the rest of the troops in Beijing are not allowed to stay inside, and they are ordered to garrison outside the city.

However, for no reason, this group of troops gathered troops and made a fuss to enter the city. What did they want to do?

The ministers' first reaction was...

"Do you want to rebel?"

"The Shang family is crazy!"

No matter how powerful the Jianfeng Battalion is, it is impossible to break through the city gate, let alone resist tens of thousands of forbidden troops. What is the trouble?

The gazes of all the ministers looked at Danbi in unison, and Xiaotuanzi saw Liu Ke's hand shaking on the armrest with sharp eyes. This was not frightened, but excited. If he didn't have the status of emperor, he might have to be on the spot Run out and yell, "Come on!"

"Your Majesty, be reserved." He finally reminded him worriedly.

Shit, am I so impatient?

Liu Ke ignored him, but waved his sleeves, trying to suppress his voice and said: "Open the city gate and let them in."

Ok?

The deputy envoy of Wucheng Bingma Si was taken aback for a moment, feeling that his ears were hallucinating, and so were the officials, all looking at him in surprise.

"Do you need me to say it a second time?" What are you doing here in a daze, delaying time, believe it or not, I will screw your head off?

Liu Ke's eyes were very dangerous, and the deputy envoy of Wucheng Bingma Si was shocked, and immediately accepted the order and left quickly.

"How long does it take from the gate of the city to the gate of the palace?" Liu Ke asked.

Xiaotuanzi made some calculations and replied: "The deputy envoy will come and go this time, I guess it will take an hour, Your Majesty, it's still early." Be safe and don't be impatient.

Liu Ke nodded reservedly, "Then let's play something."

Is this over?

The Shang family even moved the army, shouldn't the emperor scold them angrily so that they know what happened?

Even Si Tinghou was hesitant to mobilize the forbidden army to protect Sheng Jia.

In the following morning court, in this weird atmosphere where the officials wanted to ask but dared not ask, and the emperor wanted to leave but stayed there abruptly, he dawdled for an hour.

Finally, the dedicated guards of the palace gate stepped into the main hall, and shouted again in a panicked voice: "Your Majesty, Jianfengying will arrive at the palace in just one more incense stick!"

Rubbing—the robes were fluttering, the crown was shaking, the emperor finally couldn't sit still and stood up, then waved his wide sleeves, and strode towards the outside of the hall.

"Back to court—" Xiao Tuanzi shouted, and followed quickly.

At this moment, all the ministers looked at each other, seeing His Majesty the emperor, who was imposing like a rainbow, walking with the wind, and was about to disappear. They didn't care about communication, and hurried to the palace gate with each other to find out.

Chen Du lazily rode his horse, and headed for the palace with his men who had been in a state of confusion since they learned the news.

The soldiers of Jianfeng Battalion, who were obsessed with keeping up with Shangfeng, only came to their senses when they saw the young master of the Shang family waiting on the side of the road. Let's go, go...to propose marriage?" He pointed to the sky, tongue tied.

Shang Jinling was accompanied by the twins. Today she was dressed in fresh clothes and her horse was furious, with a golden crown. She smiled slightly, showing her flair and dignity, "Well, I promised to bring three thousand soldiers to marry him."

Lieutenant General: "..."

twin:"……"

What kind of god and man is His Majesty the Emperor who can make this request?Shang Jinling is sure he heard it right, isn't it the other way around?

"The city gates are already in, so what could be wrong?" Chen Du pulled the rein, his eyes full of interest, he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, he rode forward, patted Shang Jinling's shoulder and said, " Don't worry, Ling Ling, the Northwest Army has never been afraid, and will help you marry the emperor!"

Shang Jinling raised her hand, "Brother-in-law is mighty."

Chen Du then said quietly to his soldiers, "There are so many troops fighting against the Huns, but we are the only one in the Jianfeng camp to marry the emperor. What a fool! If this happens, it will be so beautiful to go back to the northwest, huh." ?”

As soon as this remark came out, the top and bottom of Jianfengying immediately released a wolf-like green light and licked their lips.

Not afraid of death, afraid of marrying an emperor?

"Let's go." Chen Du gave an order, and the entire Jianfeng Camp roared, and the steeds under their crotches roared, steamed up instantly, and galloped towards the palace.

The majestic and majestic palace gate was right in front of them, and the sound of rumbling horseshoes made the guards on the city gate instantly alert. After looking at the palace gate for so long, it was the first time they found someone who dared to force cavalry to force the palace openly in broad daylight!

His Adam's apple rolled, as if he was facing an enemy, seeing this murderous black-armored soldier, he could hardly hold the gun in his hand.

Before finally reaching the palace gate, Chen Du held the reins and waved his hand.

The lieutenant shouted, "Line up—"

In an instant, the Jianfeng Battalion formed a phalanx, and the horseshoes kicked and stopped, snorting and frightened, and ordered and prohibited, which was really frightening.

How to do this?

The guard of the palace gate was about to send someone to report again, but when he heard "The emperor is here—" he instantly calmed down and knelt down together with his surroundings.

Ming Huang's figure walked up the palace wall step by step, "Ping Shen."

In a faint voice, Liu Ke stood directly above the palace gate. Beside him, Marquis Si Ting dispatched elite guards to guard the emperor's side. Behind the palace gate, there were also archers and imperial guards waiting with weapons.

The backward courtiers were finally more interested in watching the excitement than in fear. Since the emperor went up to the city wall, they followed suit.

Then from a high place, I saw Shang Jinling riding his horse through the phalanx of the Jianfeng Battalion to the front of the palace gate, slowly raised his head, and looked straight at His Majesty the Emperor.

"It seems that today is the day for Shang Jinling to propose a marriage. Why did you bring someone to the palace to make trouble?"

"Alas... I can't get what I ask for, because love breeds hatred."

Regardless of his reputation, Shang Jinling led the Shang family to unswervingly help the crown prince take the throne. If he hadn't put all his heart on Liu Ke, who would dare to be so desperate?

If such a person said to let go, he would put it down, even if he was stubborn, he would not believe it. Look, he led troops to the palace gate in a flash of enthusiasm. Why, he still wanted the emperor to give him an explanation?

The word love really hurts.

Liu Ke put his hand on the city wall, looked at each other from a distance, and saw Shang Jinling get off the horse and walked to the bottom step by step. Too dazzling.

Xiaotuanzi was afraid that the master would jump off his head, so he couldn't help but grabbed Liu Ke's clothes and whispered: "Your Majesty, don't get excited."

Can this not be exciting?Lingling is really here!

Although Shang Jinling readily agreed, it is a lie if he is not worried. He proposes marriage to the king of a country under the watchful eyes of everyone, and everyone thinks he is crazy.

But if you don't go crazy, you don't become a demon. You have to go crazy once in your life to be cool and happy. Liu Ke is not afraid, so what is he afraid of?

Thinking of this, he turned his head and cupped his hands at Chen Du: "Everyone, the place is empty and the distance is far away. I'm afraid my voice is not loud enough."

Chen Du glanced at the bright yellow figure on the palace wall in the distance, and smiled when he heard the words: "It's okay, let's shout whatever you say." As long as Shang Jinling can tell how shameful they are, they are not afraid.

With so many people watching, the lieutenant general was a little excited, but the more excited, the crazier these vanguard battalions became, and they patted their chests to assure them: "Don't worry, young master, we can cry out even on snowy mountains, let alone Said it was just in front of the palace wall, the whole capital could hear it clearly!"

"That's work."

"Xiaoshuang, why is my heart beating so hard?" Shang Xiaowu, who was beside Shang Jinling, grabbed her sister's chest, "Oh, it's about to jump out!"

"Bullshit, you're touching my breasts!" Shang Xiaoshuang knocked off her younger sister's hand.

Shang Xiaowu swallowed wildly, "The two of us have followed my sister to propose marriage so many times, but this time I am the most nervous. They didn't see it, so I will die of regret."

"Shut up, don't interrupt, listen to Lingling!"

Shang Jinling finally raised his head, facing the scorching gaze, as well as the gazes of the surrounding ministers and guards, took a deep breath...

It was cold and cold, looking at each other from a distance, suddenly there was a high-pitched voice, shaking the sky——

"There is an emperor, and his shadow is beside him."

"Nine years old, the same dynasty, the red thread is tied to the finger."

"The dragon soars to the nine heavens, and the four seas are level."

"I see beautiful women, higher than the wind and madness in the sky."

"I would like to use the formation to represent the words, and tell my heart."

"If words are worthy of virtue, let's join hands."

"What a lifetime, the emperor comforts me!"

Accompanied by the roar of the three thousand soldiers of the Jianfeng Battalion, the long knife fell to the ground in a sudden sentence, accompanied by thunder and thunder, and sent this poem ballad into the palace wall far away, so that everyone could hear it clearly and be stunned. In place.

This is……

The civil servants looked at the emperor slowly with their petrified bodies in astonishment, showing unbelievable eyes, and they all expressed three words - crazy!

Is this what people do?

However, Liu Ke blinked, looked back at these ministers, and said with an unspeakable expression, "What are you talking about?"

His Majesty's ignorance and incompetence are fully reflected at this moment. Of course, it's not just him, the generals, and the guards are also confused. It sounds like they are praising His Majesty, but it doesn't seem to be the case.

"What a lifetime, the emperor comforted me in a hurry—"

At this time, the last sentence was shouted again, as if waiting for an answer here.

"Master Lin?"

"Old Wang Ge?"

"Master Li?"

Curious eyes looked at these people who are usually the most knowledgeable, what do you mean?

However, these elders who were very old and finally climbed up the palace wall were blushing and unable to speak a word.

"Don't you guys know?" Liu Ke was a little incredulous.

It's not that I don't know, it's hard to tell!

"Your Majesty, this is... "Phoenix Seeking the Phoenix"..." Finally, someone couldn't resist the pressure and muttered.

"Isn't that a courtship poem?"

"Isn't it like that?"

"Nonsense, this is an adaptation, here is the dragon!" Who is the dragon referring to, and is it necessary to find out?

All around suddenly clicked their tongues, "Oh my god, this is too bold!"

"It's simply unreasonable. How can "Phoenix Seeking the Phoenix" be directed at the emperor, the emperor, Shang Jinling's subordinates have committed crimes against the emperor, the emperor, this is really absurd, and must be severely punished..."

The stubborn Duan Fang blushed on the spot, as if he was about to rush down to convict Shang Jinling, who had no taboos, but Liu Ke waved his hand and asked, "Do you want me to answer this last sentence? Promise with your body?"

If Liu Ke hadn't done it deliberately, he didn't like to hide his emotions, his relaxed tone, his expectant expression, no matter how dull he was, he seemed to be very happy.

A bad omen hung over their heads.

"emperor……"

"You must not..."

However, Liu Ke waved to the commander of his imperial army, "Come, come, Si Tinghou."

Marquis Si Ting really wanted to leave. Although he had only followed the new emperor for more than two months, he was already very aware of this man's urination.

Absurdity and incongruity are engraved in the emperor's bones, and he is never afraid of embarrassment, but if the emperor is shameless, can the people around him survive?

No!

"I have something to say, let the people below speak louder, don't lose my momentum." Liu Ke patted him on the shoulder affectionately, smiling all over his face.

Is this shouting before the army, or flirting?

Marquis Si Ting suddenly thought of that rainy night, if he had to do it all over again, would he choose the camp again so that he would not fall into the dilemma of today?

"Zhen..." Liu Ke also seemed to want to reply with a polite and intelligent remark, but with half a bucket of water in his stomach, there was no literary talent at all. After brewing for a long time, nothing came out.

Of course, there are several Chinese and military talents in North Korea and Chinese, and there are several bachelors, but seeing them all tearful and heartbroken, I don’t even think about helping him, and I can only give up in the end, saying: "Just say I am willing." .”

All the ministers: "..."

Si Tinghou: "..." He wanted to jump directly.