Male god strategy plan

Boys with lollipop headbands especially like jelly, so you can start here.

Ninja Yuuji managed to trick Saiki Kusuo into the game with a coffee jelly.

Although the method is not very glorious, but the effect is remarkable.

The little boy chased the coffee jelly with legs and successfully took the bait.

Entering the barrier, Saiki Kusuo felt cheated.

He squeezed the coffee jelly he had finally found in his hand, and heaved a long sigh.

Gluttony kills people.

He looked up at Yuji Ninzu, who had obviously been waiting for him for a long time, and who had given him [-] yen to buy coffee jelly, and Yukimura Seichi, who had only met him once, regretting that he had not resisted the temptation of coffee jelly.

He actually got into such trouble because of a coffee jelly!

Suddenly, the jelly in my hand is not fragrant.

"I still have to go to school, so I won't accompany you." Saiki Kusuo reluctantly threw the coffee jelly back into Ninzu Yushi's arms, and carried the plane away overnight.

Cannibals are soft-spoken and short-handed. He told himself that he must insist on himself and not sign such a treaty that forfeit power and humiliate the country just because of a coffee jelly.

If you have to sign, it must be two!

However, within two steps, his forehead hit the barrier, and his small body was bounced back by the barrier, and he sat down on the ground.

Yay, I'm in trouble, I can't get out.

Yukimura Seiki smiled softly and stretched out his hand to pull him up, and patted the dust on his clothes by the way, even his voice was filled with such a drowning tenderness: "Did you fall?"

When things go wrong, there must be a demon, Qi Mu Kusuo withdrew his hand, and with a dead fish face, he looked at the culprit shyly: "What exactly do you want to do?"

Shinobu Yushi squatted down, propped his fingers on his chin and nodded in boredom, with a playful smile on his lips when he teased a child: "Invite a good friend to play a game~"

Saiki Kusuo: "...you and I are kind of good friends!"

You are old enough to be my dad!

Don't mess around with relationships!fall!

Shinobu Yushi smiled kindly: "How can you say that, we have a relationship of [-] yen."

Saiki Kusuo: I have seen rascals, but I have never seen such rascals.

Zhongye looked this little boy up and down with his arms around his chest, completely disbelieving that this little boy could take on such a big task.

With such small arms and legs, he can kill twenty people with one fist. Are you sure you are not joking to ask him to save the world?

However, before he could say anything, Saiki Kusuo had already predicted his thoughts in advance, and he cooperated very perfunctorily: "You are right, I cannot take on this important task, please send me back, I have to go to school Read early."

Zhong Yuanzhong also heard his voice but didn't see him move his mouth. He raised his eyebrows and a look of surprise flashed in his eyes: I obviously didn't speak...how does this guy know what I'm thinking? !Can this guy read minds?

It seems that he still has some skills, and he is not as weak as he looks on the surface.

"You've passed!" Chuya Nakahara threw out a sentence in a chic way, and Kusuo Saiki directly acted with a broken face on the spot.

Saiki Kusuo: No, I'm weak, I don't want to participate in this kind of game, I really need to go to school, I don't need your approval.

Really, please let me go back!

However, it was useless, and all his struggles were in vain.

Whether you can go out is determined by the game, it has nothing to do with other people, they can't go out either.

So now there is only one way to get out.

Everyone breaks these ten barriers one by one, and everyone can go out after breaking.

"Don't you want to use superpowers to save the world?" Ninja Yushi blamed Shushu stretched out his hand and sincerely invited him to save the world.

Don't all children have dreams of saving the world?Human Conan is an example, and he believes that Saiki Kusuo is no exception.

However, Saiki Kusuo did not disappoint him, and decisively answered the contradictory answer: "I don't want to."

"Even if the world is destroyed?"

"Ah... even if the world is destroyed."

"Even if coffee jelly disappears from the world, don't you want it?"

One sentence grabbed Xiao Qimu's Achilles heel, Xiao Qimu's face changed suddenly, and the cells in his whole body began to beat wildly, and he spoke directly: "That's not allowed!"

The world can be destroyed, but the coffee jelly cannot disappear.

Nakahara Nakahara looked at Saiki Kusuo who suddenly changed his mind, and deeply understood Yushi Ninzu's deception skills: Is this fucking okay?How much I love coffee jelly!

The corner of Conan's mouth was almost crooked: Is this... all right?

"But... I have a condition." Saiki Kusuo suddenly raised his small face, and Ninzu Yuuji treated it with a very serious attitude, "You say."

The others listened to his request with bated breath.

Just listen to the milky voice saying solemnly: "I want two coffee jellies."

Yukimura Seiichi's smile gradually cracked: ...

Ninja Yuuji almost stumbled: ...

Nakahara Chuya's facial nerves twitched uncontrollably: ...

Two coffee jellies sold themselves!

Hello!Do you have any pursuit!

Capitalists are not so good at oppressing people!

"No problem, if you succeed in breaking the barrier, I will send you a box and an automatic production machine." Ninata Yushi pushed his jaw that was about to dislocate in surprise, and agreed to his request.

Xindao children are innocent, such a small thing can be deceived.

If this encounters a criminal with evil intentions, such an innocent and lovely child will suffer.

"You don't get paid for nothing, I just need two." You can't be too greedy.

The little guy spoke seriously, Yukimura Seiichi looked at his serious expression, and the corners of his bright red lips turned up unconsciously.

Why is this kid so cute?

The serious look is simply cute.

His gentle smile was reflected in Ninzu Yushi's eyes, and the tenderness in his purple eyes seemed to be almost drowned by spring waves, but after a moment, when he thought about not being able to have children, there was a trace of regret in his eyes.

This look is exactly the same as the mothers in their department who spend a lot of money seeking children.

Ninja Yuuji leaned over unconsciously, and said to Yukimura Seiichi's ear, "Do you like cubs? Do you want one?"

Yukimura Seiki glanced at him sideways: "Is this something I can have if I want it?"

Do they still have a chance to have one?

Ninzu Yushi replied confidently: "Of course, I am your Jingdong cat, and I can satisfy all your wishes."

"So, you plan to use Wuwei to transform your body and give birth to me?" Seiichi Yukimura looked at her with raised eyebrows, and the corners of his red lips curled into a teasing arc, "So you love me so much?"

I'm not!

I do not have!

Shinobu Yushi looked horrified: You actually have such thoughts, your intentions are impure!

I want to make you happy, but you actually want to trick me into giving birth to you!

While they were joking around, the manager's long-lost voice sounded again.

[Additional rule 13, after all players die, the game will be automatically destroyed. 】

Conan: "...What's going on?"

The corners of Dazai Osamu's lips twitched, and he couldn't help applauding and praising him. The expression on his face was indescribable: "This is also a talent. He racked his brains to come up with such an awesome rule."

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but want to give this guy a thumbs up, this guy must be out of his mind.

If all players die, the game will be automatically destroyed. Isn't this an unspoken rule of the game, and it needs to be specifically mentioned?

"I don't know which genius magician's masterpiece." Ninjazu Yushi touched his chin and said to himself, but Saiki Kusuo, who had been silent all the time, spoke, "I added the rules."

Yukimura Seiichi: ...

Conan: "You didn't kill anyone, how did you add the rules?"

"I still have to study early, so I'm leaving first." Saiki Kusuo glanced at them helplessly, pulled his backpack, and walked away from them gracefully.

Any later and he would miss today's roll call!

If you miss the point, your parents will be called.

Being called the parents means that his stupid couple will go to his school.

Going to his school means that his superpower may be exposed at any time.

After being exposed, it meant that his primary school life would come to an end.

So he absolutely!absolute!Can't be late!

Ninja Yuuji put his emotions back and was about to ask him a question, but he watched Saiki Kusuo walk out of the barrier.

But after a while, the manager's voice rang automatically.

[The players are all dead. 】

[The game self-destruct procedure has started, and the game will be automatically destroyed in 10 seconds. 】

【10, 9, 8...】

【5...】

Ninja Yuuji caught up with Saiki Kusuo's figure and grabbed his backpack shoulder strap.

Saiki Kusuo walked sideways, staring at him vigilantly, impatience was written on Bai Shengsheng's little face: What are you doing, don't disturb my pursuit of knowledge.

【4...】

Ninja Yuuji: "What did you do? Why can you go out? How can all gamers die?"

Aren't they all still alive and well?

Saiki Kusuo looked at his watch anxiously: "Yeah, I'm going to be late!"

So he explained the ins and outs of the matter very quickly: I changed the manager's will and made him believe that the fallen and the cursed spirits are the players, so we are not players, so we can naturally come in and out freely.And the killing of the cursed spirits and the fallen in the enchantment ended, so naturally the condition that all players had died had been met.

Yushi Ninzu: "It's a pity that the rules and regulations of the system cannot affect the operation."

Saiki Kusuo looked at him with idiot eyes: let him think that it will not affect the operation.What's more, all the players are dead, the game is gone, why would it affect the operation.

【3...】

Absolutely.

Why is your perspective on things so strange.

【2...】

"Yukimura-san, do you still need my help?" Shigeo Kageyama arrived late with his group of relatives and friends.

Yukimura Seiichi turned his head and looked at those overly innocent faces, feeling inexplicably ashamed, how should he explain that the matter was just a big oolong?

He could only answer awkwardly: "I don't need it now, ah...thank you..."

【1...】

[The system game self-destruct level has been activated. 】

There was a long beep, and within a moment, the barrier shattered, and the holographic blue screen shone like broken glass in the sunlight.

The free air is so beautiful.

Shinobu Yushi sat on the ground, looking at the dust flying in the air, deeply felt that his IQ had been insulted.

Cooperating with so many combat powers of them, they can't compare to a brat.

If there is a cigarette at this moment, he would like to take a cigarette to smoke.

Invincible is how lonely.

Children's thinking is simpler than that of adults, they go straight to the point, and use the simplest method to solve problems.

They are all old~

The beginning of the game is unexpected, and the end of the game is unexpected.

Saiki Kusuo saved the world with two coffee jellies, and he himself was fined to stand at the door of the classroom for being late, accepting scolding from the teacher.

The bitter little comrade was full of sadness. It was the first time in his life that he was late and was fined to stand for the first time because he was saving the world.

Why is the world so cruel to heroes?

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The author has something to say:

Saiki Kusuo: You shouldn't covet two jellies.