Yungexing
Chapter 78
Brother Wolf and Xiaofeng didn't have much food, and the two newcomers had no supplies at all, so they had to venture into the town to find food.It's a low-paying, high-risk job.The supplies in the town have been looted by countless people, but those seniors are not aware of cleaning up the zombies.They probably found nothing and were besieged by zombies instead, just like before.It is also impossible not to go.It is difficult to find clean water sources outside the town, and wild fruits and the like are things that can be encountered but not sought after.Even if you can gnaw on a mouse with all your heart, how can a mouse be a zombie?If you don't go to the city, you will die of thirst and starvation and run naked.So, even knowing that there is little hope, they can only prepare to enter the city.
Before entering the city, they encountered a tragic event—the car was almost out of gas, and the remaining amount was not enough for them to go back and forth in the dangerous town.This is not surprising, as long as it is a car, there will always be a time when it runs out of gas.However, without a car, you only have to race against zombies with two legs, and you have to carry supplies...
They have been driving along the highway, and there is a gas station every other distance.If this was the time the zombies were first showing up, gasoline wouldn't be a problem for them.No, it should be said that I don't have to worry about the oil price, and I feel happier than under normal circumstances.However, it's been years since the disaster happened, and you can't count on the gas station still working.
In fact, Zihua and Changqin were very surprised, this disaster has happened for several years, how could their car run out of gas.Those foods too, how many years does what food have a shelf life?They noticed that the food of these two people, except canned food, was compressed biscuits. There was no production date on the packaging, and the contents inside did not seem to have deteriorated at all.The mineral water bottle is a bit old, but the water quality is very clear.Under normal circumstances, the shelf life of mineral water is one year.It seems that in this world where zombies are running around, there are still factories that are functioning normally, delivering supplies to the outside world.
"If we enter the city like this, we won't be able to get out. Besides..." Xiaofeng said helplessly and guiltily, "Even if we find something to eat, I'm afraid we won't be able to eat it. Brother Wolf, you...how about you go there Bar……"
When Brother Wolf heard this, his eyes widened and he said, "What are you going there for? You asked me to abandon you?! You asked me to work for those inhuman lunatics?!!!"
Looking at Brother Wolf who was obviously unhappy, Xiaofeng lowered his head and said, "I was the one who dragged you down, if it wasn't...you can stay..."
"Don't even think about it!" Brother Wolf said angrily.
"If you have any difficulties, why don't you come and listen." Changqin said gently.
"What do you want to inquire about?" Brother Lang looked at Changqin warily and said.
"We're stuck here together, there are some things that don't need to be hidden." Changqin said.
Brother Wolf looked at him contemptuously, and said, "You don't know? What are you pretending to do! If you don't go to the oasis, aren't you just like us?!"
Changqin's heart moved, she lowered her eyes, and said: "But, according to Xiaofeng, you guys seem to have other ways..."
"That has nothing to do with you!" Brother Wolf said viciously.
"How do you know it's okay?" Zihua made an impatient look, "Since you have other secrets, tell them. You can't help it, and others may not."
"Anyway, there's nothing to hide." Xiaofeng scratched his head and said, "You also help persuade Brother Wolf..."
"Xiaofeng!" Brother Wolf shouted to stop him.
Xiaofeng smiled and said: "It's okay, it's better to know earlier. It saves me from turning into a zombie one day, and they don't know to beat them yet."
Brother Lang snorted, and stared fiercely at Zihua and Changqin, as if he was going to shoot them anytime.
"Oasis, as you all know, in order to ensure the safety of the people inside, if you want to go in, you have to go through an inspection to make sure you are not infected..." Xiaofeng paused and said, "Brother Wolf is healthy, I... I Failed the inspection. They wouldn't let me in because I wasn't a zombie, so they didn't execute me. They were going to throw me outside to fend for myself. Brother Wolf refused to leave me, so he left with me. There were Two companions, they gave us the supplies they brought... I don't know how they are now..."
"Stop mentioning those two ruthless things!" Brother Wolf said with a full face of displeasure.
"If you can stay in a safe place, who would like to hang out among the zombies. They gave us supplies, which is pretty good..." Xiaofeng said.He paused, looked at Zihua and Changqin, and said, "Brother Lang is loyal and stubborn. If he stays here, there is no way out. He is not infected, so he can stay in the oasis. You..." He stopped up.The young man suddenly realized that the two people in front of him were also dawdling in the crowd of zombies.Just like what he said before, whoever is willing to hang out here and stay here in a safe place is forced to do so, just like himself.Maybe, the two in front of me are also infected.Let them persuade Brother Wolf, isn't it stabbing someone in the heart?
It seems that the human beings in this world are not extinct, at least in the place called "oasis", they still maintain a complete social structure.The existence of this "oasis" is probably well known.However, since it is called an "oasis", it should be similar to an oasis in the desert. There is more than one piece of straw, and it is not big.In other words, compared with zombies, the territory of human beings is probably much smaller.There are living supplies there, provided only to those who join them.This is normal, life is not easy these days, who is willing to give life-saving things to irrelevant people?Furthermore, Xiaofeng said "infection", then it is some kind of bacteria or virus that turns people into zombies - at least the living humans think so.Zihua and Changqin only distinguished the zombies by their breath, they didn't give the zombies a pulse -- if they had one -- and they didn't slice the flesh of the zombies for biopsy. They didn't know what caused all this.
Zihua looked at the embarrassment on Xiaofeng's face, as well as Brother Lang's dirty, unshaven, and unobtrusive face, and said meaningfully: "Brother Lang's heart, Xiaofeng, don't let it down."
"Of course I know that Brother Wolf is a good person!" Xiaofeng replied subconsciously, and then he frowned and said, "Why are you so awkward..." After a while, his expression twisted, and he said, "Brother Wolf and I are not That kind of relationship!"
Changqin's expression suddenly became strange.
Zihua looked at Xiaofeng in surprise, and said, "You know? I always thought...hehe, it's very rare for a boy who knows this and is willing to let others know that he understands it."
"Shut up!" Xiaofeng said gloomily, much different from the sunny boy before.
Brother Wolf frowned, but his eyes were blank, and he said, "What nonsense are you talking about?"
Changqin lowered her eyes and said, "It's better not to understand."
Brother Lang glanced at the three of them, and disagreed with Changqin's words.Well, if you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer a loss in front of you, this strong man, go all the way.
"What about you? Why don't you go to the oasis?" Brother Wolf asked.
"There is no chance." Changqin said.
Brother Wolf sneered, not believing it.
"Since the oasis refuses to give us supplies, is there any other way for us to get them? Except those expired items in the city that don't know if they exist." Zihua said, it seems that the common hobbies have brought her closer to someone. Relationship, including someone's family, she is no longer ignoring people like that.
Brother Wolf glanced at her and said, "Of course there is. Don't you know? Huh, the oasis doesn't have everything. Those cowards who dare not come out, so they find us outsiders to get them for them. They hire us. Or," He said grimly, "You can also grab it, someone will always come out of the oasis. You can just rush into the oasis and grab it if you are not afraid of death."
It seems that everyone who lives outside the oasis knows this. Brother Lang is very uncomfortable with Zihua's knowingly asking questions.
"That's right, then go and accept their mission, it won't be as bad as it is now." Zihua said.
Xiaofeng shook his head and said: "The missions are those, and they will only pay you when you bring the things back..."
Brother Wolf twisted his nose and said, "That's called a mission? That's obviously asking people to die! Go to any corner to get some bottles and cans, who doesn't know that dark places are the favorite hiding places of zombies! It’s not been a day or two since they studied zombies, and they didn’t come up with anything!”
It seems that Oasis wants to study zombies and lacks equipment.This is not surprising. When a disaster occurs, people flee and take food and water with them. Even those who love science more than life must take away documents and precious finished products.How can anyone escape with a microscope and a spectrophotometer?Now that they have settled down, it is natural to study zombies. At this time, it shows the importance of experimental equipment.The shelters built in a hurry do not have such advanced technology. The equipment that could be mass-produced in the past is now a scarce commodity and can only be obtained from abandoned laboratories.
"The current situation is not a long-term solution." Changqin said, "Wealth and wealth are in danger, so it's good to have a try."
Xiaofeng seemed to be persuaded, he looked at Brother Lang, and said cautiously: "Why don't we try?"
Brother Lang looked at Xiaofeng who was stirring up his mind, and then at Zihua and Changqin who had stirred up Xiaofeng but pretended to be nothing, and said, "Eat first, and we'll talk about the rest later."
"Eat, eat!" Xiaofeng said happily.In such an environment, it is really a joy to be able to live and eat, instead of gnawing on the bodies of the same kind like zombies.
Brother Wolf first took out the compressed biscuits and cans—both opened and eaten, and handed them to Xiaofeng.The latter took it carefully.Taking the water that Xiaofeng gave him, he took a sip, looked at Zihua and Changqin vigilantly, hesitated, and slowly passed the water bottle over.
Zihua glanced at him, focusing on the yellow teeth that had just flashed by - one can't count on the personal hygiene of people who are struggling to survive - and shook his head.Changqin smiled slightly and said, "Thank you, no need."
Brother Wolf pulled his arm back abruptly, ignoring the two of them.
Under the hesitant eyes of those two, Zihua and Changqin left the car and went to a place a little further away to enjoy the scenery.
Xiaofeng & Brother Wolf: "..."
After those two finished eating, Zihua and Changqin also came back.Brother Wolf squinted his eyes, looked up and down the two companions, and said, "You hid food?" Looking at the thin and fitting clothes of the two, he really couldn't find out where they hid the food.
Changqin just smiled and said nothing.
Zihua said: "Isn't it good that we don't use your supplies?"
"You don't have space rings, do you? Or portable space? The kind that can farm?" Xiaofeng looked at the two in amazement, his eyes shining extraordinarily.
Changqin sighed, as if she felt very helpless towards the whimsical child.They do have space, but only for stuffing.The kind that can cultivate the land is actually a very advanced thing, and if you go one step further, you can form a world of its own.There is a price to be paid for opening up such a space, and the more perfect the space, the greater the price.It may be difficult to understand in this way. You can refer to Pangu, and you can probably understand what kind of price it is.People in the world like to get something for nothing, even if they can't do it themselves, they still have to give the characters they create golden fingers, lest they are not big enough, so that the characters with their own projections can live a chic and comfortable life.The kind of space that Xiaofeng mentioned is a very popular one.It seems that any god can create this kind of space filled with spiritual energy, fertile soil, adjustable time flow rate, undetectable by others, and completely ignoring the law of conservation of mass.Seeing this statement, as an ancient fairy, Changqin felt that she was incompetent and despised.He is a god, really can't figure out this kind of thing.Therefore, his helplessness cannot be said to be "seemingly".
Zihua looked at Xiaofeng with a half-smile, and said, "Since the disaster happened, have you no time to play computer games? It's rare that you can memorize those random novels for so long."
Xiaofeng scratched his head and said: "If you are interested, just remember. Those who are not interested, I will never be able to learn. Otherwise, I don't have to find parents for the teacher. "
"You still have a good memory." Zihua said pointedly.
Changqin smiled and said, "I am very lucky to be able to remember these beautiful things."
Xiaofeng bowed his head in embarrassment and smiled shyly.
Seeing the two outsiders hooking up with his younger brother, Brother Wolf snorted displeasedly, and asked a few people to get in the car.
Although unwilling to work for the people of the oasis, going to the city is still necessary.After eating, Brother Wolf finally agreed to take a look at what Oasis wanted, and if it wasn't dangerous, he would take it back.I have seen it all, how could I return empty-handed?He actually agreed to do the daily quest issued by Oasis (something seems wrong).
This time, brother wolf will not allow Zihua to open the window to let the wind out.Furiously, he raised the glass, locked it, and slammed on the gas.The dark gray off-road vehicle sped towards the nearest town.
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Little Theater: Food for Zombies
Zombie Captain: (coughing pretentiously) What did you all eat today?
Zombie A: I gnawed half an arm today, it dried up, my cheeks are sour, and my teeth are still stuck.
Zombie B: You are lucky, I gnawed on a thigh, who knew that the bone was so hard, and the place where it grew was wrong—it was a deformity, and the teeth were all broken.
Zombie Captain: What kind of deformity, it's femoral head necrosis, it should be replaced with a metal one.I said, why don't you look at it when you chew it?
Zombie B: My eyes are rotten, what do you think?
Zombie C: I chased a living person for three streets, but he turned around and threw a stone. I saw the stone hit my Tianling acupuncture point with lightning speed. At that critical moment, I will He turned his head to avoid the fatal blow.When the man saw me dodging, it turned out to be another stone... I'm sure, it's Taohua Island's unique skill of flicking fingers...
Zombie Captain: Trick!I told you earlier that those martial arts novels are deceptive!
Zombie C: (pointing to his half-missed head) How do you explain this?
Zombie Captain: That's a pistol.
Zombie A: Why is Little D so silent today?
Zombie D: The arm you gnawed is my TT...you pay me! ! !
Zombie Captain: Alright, you can bite his arm later.
Zombie A: I only have one arm left.Captain, there is a lack of medical care and medicine these days, and there is no place to get a prosthetic limb, so you are so precious!
Zombie D: (Looking at A angrily) You also know that there is no cure! (looks at the captain aggrieved) Make the decision for me, captain!
Zombie Captain: (to D) Then you can bite his leg.
Zombie A: (changing the subject nervously) What did the captain eat today?
Zombie Captain: I didn't eat anything.
Zombie A&B&C&D: What's wrong?
Zombie Captain: I drank too much waste oil when I ate, and I always ate inexplicable things when I gnawed on the bones. I have intestinal obstruction...
Before entering the city, they encountered a tragic event—the car was almost out of gas, and the remaining amount was not enough for them to go back and forth in the dangerous town.This is not surprising, as long as it is a car, there will always be a time when it runs out of gas.However, without a car, you only have to race against zombies with two legs, and you have to carry supplies...
They have been driving along the highway, and there is a gas station every other distance.If this was the time the zombies were first showing up, gasoline wouldn't be a problem for them.No, it should be said that I don't have to worry about the oil price, and I feel happier than under normal circumstances.However, it's been years since the disaster happened, and you can't count on the gas station still working.
In fact, Zihua and Changqin were very surprised, this disaster has happened for several years, how could their car run out of gas.Those foods too, how many years does what food have a shelf life?They noticed that the food of these two people, except canned food, was compressed biscuits. There was no production date on the packaging, and the contents inside did not seem to have deteriorated at all.The mineral water bottle is a bit old, but the water quality is very clear.Under normal circumstances, the shelf life of mineral water is one year.It seems that in this world where zombies are running around, there are still factories that are functioning normally, delivering supplies to the outside world.
"If we enter the city like this, we won't be able to get out. Besides..." Xiaofeng said helplessly and guiltily, "Even if we find something to eat, I'm afraid we won't be able to eat it. Brother Wolf, you...how about you go there Bar……"
When Brother Wolf heard this, his eyes widened and he said, "What are you going there for? You asked me to abandon you?! You asked me to work for those inhuman lunatics?!!!"
Looking at Brother Wolf who was obviously unhappy, Xiaofeng lowered his head and said, "I was the one who dragged you down, if it wasn't...you can stay..."
"Don't even think about it!" Brother Wolf said angrily.
"If you have any difficulties, why don't you come and listen." Changqin said gently.
"What do you want to inquire about?" Brother Lang looked at Changqin warily and said.
"We're stuck here together, there are some things that don't need to be hidden." Changqin said.
Brother Wolf looked at him contemptuously, and said, "You don't know? What are you pretending to do! If you don't go to the oasis, aren't you just like us?!"
Changqin's heart moved, she lowered her eyes, and said: "But, according to Xiaofeng, you guys seem to have other ways..."
"That has nothing to do with you!" Brother Wolf said viciously.
"How do you know it's okay?" Zihua made an impatient look, "Since you have other secrets, tell them. You can't help it, and others may not."
"Anyway, there's nothing to hide." Xiaofeng scratched his head and said, "You also help persuade Brother Wolf..."
"Xiaofeng!" Brother Wolf shouted to stop him.
Xiaofeng smiled and said: "It's okay, it's better to know earlier. It saves me from turning into a zombie one day, and they don't know to beat them yet."
Brother Lang snorted, and stared fiercely at Zihua and Changqin, as if he was going to shoot them anytime.
"Oasis, as you all know, in order to ensure the safety of the people inside, if you want to go in, you have to go through an inspection to make sure you are not infected..." Xiaofeng paused and said, "Brother Wolf is healthy, I... I Failed the inspection. They wouldn't let me in because I wasn't a zombie, so they didn't execute me. They were going to throw me outside to fend for myself. Brother Wolf refused to leave me, so he left with me. There were Two companions, they gave us the supplies they brought... I don't know how they are now..."
"Stop mentioning those two ruthless things!" Brother Wolf said with a full face of displeasure.
"If you can stay in a safe place, who would like to hang out among the zombies. They gave us supplies, which is pretty good..." Xiaofeng said.He paused, looked at Zihua and Changqin, and said, "Brother Lang is loyal and stubborn. If he stays here, there is no way out. He is not infected, so he can stay in the oasis. You..." He stopped up.The young man suddenly realized that the two people in front of him were also dawdling in the crowd of zombies.Just like what he said before, whoever is willing to hang out here and stay here in a safe place is forced to do so, just like himself.Maybe, the two in front of me are also infected.Let them persuade Brother Wolf, isn't it stabbing someone in the heart?
It seems that the human beings in this world are not extinct, at least in the place called "oasis", they still maintain a complete social structure.The existence of this "oasis" is probably well known.However, since it is called an "oasis", it should be similar to an oasis in the desert. There is more than one piece of straw, and it is not big.In other words, compared with zombies, the territory of human beings is probably much smaller.There are living supplies there, provided only to those who join them.This is normal, life is not easy these days, who is willing to give life-saving things to irrelevant people?Furthermore, Xiaofeng said "infection", then it is some kind of bacteria or virus that turns people into zombies - at least the living humans think so.Zihua and Changqin only distinguished the zombies by their breath, they didn't give the zombies a pulse -- if they had one -- and they didn't slice the flesh of the zombies for biopsy. They didn't know what caused all this.
Zihua looked at the embarrassment on Xiaofeng's face, as well as Brother Lang's dirty, unshaven, and unobtrusive face, and said meaningfully: "Brother Lang's heart, Xiaofeng, don't let it down."
"Of course I know that Brother Wolf is a good person!" Xiaofeng replied subconsciously, and then he frowned and said, "Why are you so awkward..." After a while, his expression twisted, and he said, "Brother Wolf and I are not That kind of relationship!"
Changqin's expression suddenly became strange.
Zihua looked at Xiaofeng in surprise, and said, "You know? I always thought...hehe, it's very rare for a boy who knows this and is willing to let others know that he understands it."
"Shut up!" Xiaofeng said gloomily, much different from the sunny boy before.
Brother Wolf frowned, but his eyes were blank, and he said, "What nonsense are you talking about?"
Changqin lowered her eyes and said, "It's better not to understand."
Brother Lang glanced at the three of them, and disagreed with Changqin's words.Well, if you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer a loss in front of you, this strong man, go all the way.
"What about you? Why don't you go to the oasis?" Brother Wolf asked.
"There is no chance." Changqin said.
Brother Wolf sneered, not believing it.
"Since the oasis refuses to give us supplies, is there any other way for us to get them? Except those expired items in the city that don't know if they exist." Zihua said, it seems that the common hobbies have brought her closer to someone. Relationship, including someone's family, she is no longer ignoring people like that.
Brother Wolf glanced at her and said, "Of course there is. Don't you know? Huh, the oasis doesn't have everything. Those cowards who dare not come out, so they find us outsiders to get them for them. They hire us. Or," He said grimly, "You can also grab it, someone will always come out of the oasis. You can just rush into the oasis and grab it if you are not afraid of death."
It seems that everyone who lives outside the oasis knows this. Brother Lang is very uncomfortable with Zihua's knowingly asking questions.
"That's right, then go and accept their mission, it won't be as bad as it is now." Zihua said.
Xiaofeng shook his head and said: "The missions are those, and they will only pay you when you bring the things back..."
Brother Wolf twisted his nose and said, "That's called a mission? That's obviously asking people to die! Go to any corner to get some bottles and cans, who doesn't know that dark places are the favorite hiding places of zombies! It’s not been a day or two since they studied zombies, and they didn’t come up with anything!”
It seems that Oasis wants to study zombies and lacks equipment.This is not surprising. When a disaster occurs, people flee and take food and water with them. Even those who love science more than life must take away documents and precious finished products.How can anyone escape with a microscope and a spectrophotometer?Now that they have settled down, it is natural to study zombies. At this time, it shows the importance of experimental equipment.The shelters built in a hurry do not have such advanced technology. The equipment that could be mass-produced in the past is now a scarce commodity and can only be obtained from abandoned laboratories.
"The current situation is not a long-term solution." Changqin said, "Wealth and wealth are in danger, so it's good to have a try."
Xiaofeng seemed to be persuaded, he looked at Brother Lang, and said cautiously: "Why don't we try?"
Brother Lang looked at Xiaofeng who was stirring up his mind, and then at Zihua and Changqin who had stirred up Xiaofeng but pretended to be nothing, and said, "Eat first, and we'll talk about the rest later."
"Eat, eat!" Xiaofeng said happily.In such an environment, it is really a joy to be able to live and eat, instead of gnawing on the bodies of the same kind like zombies.
Brother Wolf first took out the compressed biscuits and cans—both opened and eaten, and handed them to Xiaofeng.The latter took it carefully.Taking the water that Xiaofeng gave him, he took a sip, looked at Zihua and Changqin vigilantly, hesitated, and slowly passed the water bottle over.
Zihua glanced at him, focusing on the yellow teeth that had just flashed by - one can't count on the personal hygiene of people who are struggling to survive - and shook his head.Changqin smiled slightly and said, "Thank you, no need."
Brother Wolf pulled his arm back abruptly, ignoring the two of them.
Under the hesitant eyes of those two, Zihua and Changqin left the car and went to a place a little further away to enjoy the scenery.
Xiaofeng & Brother Wolf: "..."
After those two finished eating, Zihua and Changqin also came back.Brother Wolf squinted his eyes, looked up and down the two companions, and said, "You hid food?" Looking at the thin and fitting clothes of the two, he really couldn't find out where they hid the food.
Changqin just smiled and said nothing.
Zihua said: "Isn't it good that we don't use your supplies?"
"You don't have space rings, do you? Or portable space? The kind that can farm?" Xiaofeng looked at the two in amazement, his eyes shining extraordinarily.
Changqin sighed, as if she felt very helpless towards the whimsical child.They do have space, but only for stuffing.The kind that can cultivate the land is actually a very advanced thing, and if you go one step further, you can form a world of its own.There is a price to be paid for opening up such a space, and the more perfect the space, the greater the price.It may be difficult to understand in this way. You can refer to Pangu, and you can probably understand what kind of price it is.People in the world like to get something for nothing, even if they can't do it themselves, they still have to give the characters they create golden fingers, lest they are not big enough, so that the characters with their own projections can live a chic and comfortable life.The kind of space that Xiaofeng mentioned is a very popular one.It seems that any god can create this kind of space filled with spiritual energy, fertile soil, adjustable time flow rate, undetectable by others, and completely ignoring the law of conservation of mass.Seeing this statement, as an ancient fairy, Changqin felt that she was incompetent and despised.He is a god, really can't figure out this kind of thing.Therefore, his helplessness cannot be said to be "seemingly".
Zihua looked at Xiaofeng with a half-smile, and said, "Since the disaster happened, have you no time to play computer games? It's rare that you can memorize those random novels for so long."
Xiaofeng scratched his head and said: "If you are interested, just remember. Those who are not interested, I will never be able to learn. Otherwise, I don't have to find parents for the teacher. "
"You still have a good memory." Zihua said pointedly.
Changqin smiled and said, "I am very lucky to be able to remember these beautiful things."
Xiaofeng bowed his head in embarrassment and smiled shyly.
Seeing the two outsiders hooking up with his younger brother, Brother Wolf snorted displeasedly, and asked a few people to get in the car.
Although unwilling to work for the people of the oasis, going to the city is still necessary.After eating, Brother Wolf finally agreed to take a look at what Oasis wanted, and if it wasn't dangerous, he would take it back.I have seen it all, how could I return empty-handed?He actually agreed to do the daily quest issued by Oasis (something seems wrong).
This time, brother wolf will not allow Zihua to open the window to let the wind out.Furiously, he raised the glass, locked it, and slammed on the gas.The dark gray off-road vehicle sped towards the nearest town.
------------
Little Theater: Food for Zombies
Zombie Captain: (coughing pretentiously) What did you all eat today?
Zombie A: I gnawed half an arm today, it dried up, my cheeks are sour, and my teeth are still stuck.
Zombie B: You are lucky, I gnawed on a thigh, who knew that the bone was so hard, and the place where it grew was wrong—it was a deformity, and the teeth were all broken.
Zombie Captain: What kind of deformity, it's femoral head necrosis, it should be replaced with a metal one.I said, why don't you look at it when you chew it?
Zombie B: My eyes are rotten, what do you think?
Zombie C: I chased a living person for three streets, but he turned around and threw a stone. I saw the stone hit my Tianling acupuncture point with lightning speed. At that critical moment, I will He turned his head to avoid the fatal blow.When the man saw me dodging, it turned out to be another stone... I'm sure, it's Taohua Island's unique skill of flicking fingers...
Zombie Captain: Trick!I told you earlier that those martial arts novels are deceptive!
Zombie C: (pointing to his half-missed head) How do you explain this?
Zombie Captain: That's a pistol.
Zombie A: Why is Little D so silent today?
Zombie D: The arm you gnawed is my TT...you pay me! ! !
Zombie Captain: Alright, you can bite his arm later.
Zombie A: I only have one arm left.Captain, there is a lack of medical care and medicine these days, and there is no place to get a prosthetic limb, so you are so precious!
Zombie D: (Looking at A angrily) You also know that there is no cure! (looks at the captain aggrieved) Make the decision for me, captain!
Zombie Captain: (to D) Then you can bite his leg.
Zombie A: (changing the subject nervously) What did the captain eat today?
Zombie Captain: I didn't eat anything.
Zombie A&B&C&D: What's wrong?
Zombie Captain: I drank too much waste oil when I ate, and I always ate inexplicable things when I gnawed on the bones. I have intestinal obstruction...
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