Dressed as a cannon fodder, a man matches his father

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Golden Crispy Fruit Gummies.

——Another masterpiece by little chef Shen Chichi.

"This one is deep-fried, and this one is baked in the oven. Put it on the plate first."

Chi Chi took out a small shovel and scooped up the puddle of fudge: "This is baked in the oven, I didn't expect the fudge to melt as soon as it was baked, but luckily I put tin foil on the bottom, it leaked on the tin foil up."

Chi Chi stretched out his hand: "Hey, get the camera for me, I'll take a close-up."

Huo Cheng stood up and handed him the camera.

Chi Chi pointed the camera at Candy and turned it around manually.In order to save some money, Ji Menchi didn't buy the turntable for displaying dishes.

After taking several close-ups, Chi Chi handed the camera to Huo Cheng and asked him to put it back.

"Let's taste the one baked in the oven first, you can't see the original shape anymore." Chi Chi squeezed a small piece of soft candy, "This one should be in the shape of a bear, every work of Chef Chef and his men has it." Telepathy. Simply put, I guess."

"Taste it." Chi Chi squeezed "Little Bear" and lightly took a bite of "Little Bear's Ear".

Chi Chi chewed and said, "Well...you can eat it."

Little Chef's highest requirement for his work is that it can be eaten.

"But it didn't taste much, take a big bite." Chi Chi stuffed a whole piece of candy into his mouth, and chewed with his eyes closed, "It's like burnt juice, so bitter and unpalatable."

Chi Chi wrinkled his face and pushed the candy aside: "For another one, try this deep-fried one."

He picked up the water glass, cleared his mouth, then picked up the chopsticks, and picked up a deep-fried crispy fruit jelly.

"This one looks a bit more successful, with a thin layer of crispy skin and a bit of burnt brown that Michelin chefs love... This blackened one may be because my assistant was a little slow when turning it over, but The main responsibility lies with me, after all, I was the one who operated his hand at that time."

"Try it. The crispy skin is crispy and the fudge is soft."

Little Chef lacks cute adjectives.

"It's really crispy, a bit like the crispy shell of fried chicken, but it's sweet. The sandwich inside is also okay, you can eat it, and it seems to be a bit delicious." Chi Chi sandwiched another one, "It's really delicious Yes, it didn't roll over! Trust me!"

"It may be because of the blessing of the assistant, this should be the power of the combination of two swords and the combination of strengths."

Chi Chi smiled, and the peach hairpin on his head shook accordingly.

After finishing his concluding remarks, he leaned back, fell on the wall, and stretched his waist: "Hey, turn off the camera, you can edit the video tonight."

"it is good."

It took him an entire afternoon to shoot a video, and Chi Chi had to face the camera all the time, trying to make a joke, and his brain cells were consumed too much.

Chi Chi leaned against the wall and slid down slowly, very smooth, like a small salted fish, slid directly under the table and lay flat.

It's not easy to earn money to support a family. Now besides Huo Xiaocha, he also has to support an assistant, which is very tiring.

Huo Cheng helped him up: "Chi Chi, I'll cook, what do you want to eat tonight?"

"I want to eat..." Chi Chi was listless, and spoke in a low voice, "Meat."

Such a direct request, he is so cute!

Huo Cheng paused: "Then I will do it."

Chi Chi nodded: "Well, remember to keep the invoice, I'll reimburse you."

Huo Cheng went to the kitchen to cook, while Chi Chi lay on the ground, letting himself go.

Huo Xiaocha pushed the door in from the outside and poked his head out: "Dad, have you finished your work?"

Chi Chi turned his head and glanced at him, then sat up from the ground: "It's done, do you want some candy?"

Huo Xiaocha hesitated for a moment, and took half a step back. Seeing his movement, Chi Chi stretched out his hand to grab him over.

"Little Zai Zai, come here." Chi Chi held him in his arms, picked up a candy, and put it in front of him, "Open your mouth."

This thing looked very strange, Huo Xiaocha closed his mouth tightly and shook his head.

"I guarantee that this thing is edible, and Uncle Huo has eaten it too. You can try it. If it doesn't taste good, you can tell it off."

After a stalemate for a while, Huo Xiaocha finally opened his mouth and ate the candy.

"How is it? Is it delicious?"

"Father..." Huo Xiaocha swallowed the candy with difficulty, "This is the most... edible thing you've ever made."

Chi Chi pressed him on his lap and patted his ass.

After patting three times, Chi Chi helped him up, clipped the hairpin on his head for him, then packed the candy and handed it to Huo Xiaocha: "Xiao Zai Zai, punish you, put the candy on the upper shelf of the refrigerator. "

"Yes." Huo Xiaocha stomped her feet, took the candy, turned and ran into the kitchen.

Huo Cheng just opened the refrigerator to get something, Huo Xiaocha hugged the candy, ran to his side, tiptoed to try it.

The refrigerator is a bit high, and he may not be able to fit it.

Huo Xiaocha turned to look at Huo Cheng, hesitated for a while, and finally tugged at his sleeve: "Uncle Huo, can you put the candy on it for me?"

"Yes." Huo Cheng helped him put the candy away.

"Thank you, Uncle Huo."

Huo Xiaocha smiled at him, then ran back to Chi Chi's side.

He was rarely shy, he was not used to getting along with Huo Cheng, it would be fine if Chi Chi was by his side, but if Chi Chi wasn't around, he didn't know how to get along with his eldest dad alone.

After all, they haven't seen each other for several years. They always called before, and Huo Xiaocha is more familiar with the big daddy on the phone.

Huo Cheng is not as happy as Chi Chi, he can coax children, he is a little bored, and he is a little fierce when he has a straight face, Huo Xiaocha is a little shy in front of unfamiliar people.

So he couldn't wait to go back to his familiar father.

Huo Cheng turned his head and looked into the room. Chi Chi was wiping the table and floor, frying things, and it was inevitable that he would get dirty.Huo Xiaocha ran in, threw himself on his back, hugged him, and smirked and shouted: "Dad, the task is completed."

"Hey, come and help Dad clean the table."

Huo Cheng withdrew his gaze, closed the refrigerator door, and started to process the ingredients in his hand.

The house was not big, and Chi Chi and Huo Xiaocha tidied up the room. Not long after, he heard Chi Chi's terrified voice.

"No! Huo Xiaocha, don't wipe the floor with your sleeves, don't rub your eyes."

For dinner, Huo Cheng made baked beef rice. Since Chi Chi wanted to eat meat, the ratio of beef to rice was three to one.

It belongs to beef meat baked rice.

After dinner, Chi Chi rolled up his sleeves and went into the kitchen to wash the dishes.

Huo Xiaocha was sitting on the sofa watching the children's program at seven o'clock on weekends, "Children's Heart Touches the Earth"; Huo Cheng was sitting next to him holding Chi Chi's notebook, editing the video.

The two sat on both sides of the sofa, doing their own things, not talking to each other, only the sound of the TV.

This weird atmosphere was not broken until Chi Chi finished washing the dishes, took off his gloves, and came out of the kitchen.

Chi Chi collapsed on the sofa and sat between the two of them.

Huo Xiaocha found his way automatically, got into his arms, and squeezed his hands: "Daddy has worked hard."

"Washing dishes is really hard." Chi Chi thought about it, "I have to buy a dishwasher, and I have to buy a robot vacuum."

"Then buy it now."

Chi Chi said seriously: "No, I have to wait until the holiday is discounted before buying."

As expected of you, Chi Chi.

Huo Xiaocha nestled in his arms watching TV, Chi Chi turned to look at Huo Cheng.

"By the way, Huo Cheng, don't cut out all your own shots when editing the video this time. You can show your hand a little, so that you can pave the way for your appearance in the future."

"Okay." Huo Cheng held the computer and moved closer to him, "Do you think this is okay?"

"Well... you can cut it a little further, that's fine."

An ordinary night for a family of three.

After editing and uploading the video over the weekend, Chi Chi sat in front of the computer, thinking about the topic of the next video, while refreshing the background data.

He already has a large fan base, and as soon as the video is approved, fans will come over.

【First】

[Seeing me, you are no longer the top five]

Chi Chi smiled and refreshed again.

[Hahahahaha familiar style]

[New Assistant: Person in charge? 】

【How does Little Chef's brain grow?】

Because Chi Chi had to get up early the next day to send Huo Xiaocha to the kindergarten, so he didn't stay up late that night and went to bed on time.

Early the next morning, at the entrance of the kindergarten, Huo Xiaocha got out of the car with a small schoolbag and a trash can he made.

His classmates are all like him, holding their own trash cans in their hands.

When Zhou Chengzi got out of the car, he put the "trash can" on his head: "I am an armored warrior!"

Then he started turning around in circles without looking at the road.

The protagonist, Shou Lin Xiaoyu, dislikes him a little bit, so he lifts up his "work of art" trash can, and confronts the "armored warrior" head-on.

"Come on in, you're an idiot."

"I'm not stupid, you are!"

Prince Zhou separated the two of them, slipped one in each hand, and sent them to kindergarten.

Chi Chi looked down at the cub beside him, well, fortunately, he only had one cub, and he was very good.

"Go, Dad will take you in."

Huo Xiaocha is very obedient, she doesn't need to tease her, she just needs to hold hands.

Huo Xiaocha and the protagonist Gong Shou entered the door together. The kindergarten teacher ticked off the list and led them in.

In Little Moon's class, a group of cubs gather together to compare their trash cans.

"I drew a spinning top, this one is a tiger descending a mountain, and this one is Fenglin Volcano."

"I drew a yo-yo. A ball of fire, burning my heart..."

The cubs said in unison: "Eggplant, don't sing!"

Eggplant closed his mouth aggrievedly: "Oh."

Zhou Chengzi: "I am a warrior in armor! I didn't draw it, I was originally..."

Lin Xiaoyu retorted loudly: "You are not!"

Then the two started fighting with the trash can.

Huo Xiaocha hugged her trash can and stepped aside to avoid accidental injury.

As soon as he moved, the protagonist Gong Shou noticed him, and the two turned their heads together: "Xiaocha!"

Zhou Chengzi plausibly said: "I am a warrior in armor, but I want to conceal my identity."

Lin Xiaoyu was equally confident: "But you didn't hide your identity, you've already been exposed, so you're not, someone else is!"

The two looked at him again: "Xiaocha, tell me!"

The classmates also pushed Huo Xiaocha: "Xiaocha, tell me."

Huo Xiaocha hugged the trash can and whispered, "Armor warriors are fake, they were staged on TV. There are no armor warriors in the world."

The protagonist Gongshou opened his mouth wide at the same time, and took a step back.

They were shocked.

how so?Armor Warrior is fake?There are no armored warriors in the world!

Do not!

Zhou Chengzi is rebuilding her young world view, Lin Xiaoyu still wants to struggle: "You are wrong, because... because..."

He hadn't come here because of something, a "big box" walked in from the door.

"Who said there are no armored warriors? Who said there are no armored warriors? Didn't I come here?"

The cubs ran forward to read the words on the big box.

"I know, this is the word 'clothes'!"

Huo Xiaocha pointed to the words above: "These three words are 'washing machine'."

"Wow, Xiaocha, you know a lot of characters."

Huo Xiaocha proudly put his hips on his hips because his father told him when he was picking out boxes at Grandpa Zhang's house on the weekend.

He continued to point and said word by word: "This is 'a 30-year-old brand, it is worth more...'"

Huo Xiaocha couldn't recognize the word "trust" below.

He thought for a while: "These two words are 'slightly slightly'."

The cubs tilted their heads in doubt: "Xiaocha, 'Slightly slightly' is three words."

"...That is 'Lue Lue'." There is only one truth, Huo Xiaocha said seriously, "So this is not an armored warrior, this is the packaging of a washing machine."

"Oh, but why did the washing machine box come in?"

"Because...because..."

Before Lin Xiaoyu came out "because" again, Pea came out of the box: "Xiaocha guessed it right!"

The cubs were all taken aback by him.

Pea put the box down, crawled out, and patted the box she brought: "This is my trash can, isn't it big?"

The children watched carefully and echoed: "Wow! It's so big!"

Huo Xiaocha choked for a moment. If he had known, he would have listened to his father. He also brought the big box.

Huo Xiaocha suddenly discovered something, and he announced loudly: "Peanut, there are two holes at the bottom of your box, it can't be used as a trash can anymore!"

"Huh?" Pea squatted down and looked at her box.

He's been crawling around in this box all weekend.He also cut out two holes in the bottom of the box so he could put his feet in so he could walk with the box.

It is precisely because he played in this box all weekend, and his father called him to eat, but he would not go out, and he would sleep in it.In a rage, Dad asked him to use the box as a trash can and bring it to the kindergarten.

But now... the trash can can't hold any garbage!

Huo Xiaocha folded his hands, hum, his trash can is the best!

Wan Dou, with tears in her eyes, looked at Huo Xiaocha who exposed the matter with aggrieved eyes.

"Then...then you can also block this trash can..." Huo Xiaocha thought for a while, "I see!"

He ran forward and turned the big box over: "We can glue up the original opening to make the bottom, and then these two holes will become a place to throw garbage, just like this."

All he got was silence.

Huo Xiaocha wondered: "Could it be that my method is not good?"

There was still silence.

No, why is it suddenly dark?

Huo Xiaocha raised his head. Oops, when he just turned over the box, he accidentally put himself in it.

The cubs outside all laughed and helped him move the box away.Huo Xiaocha squatted in the box with a cub, her face was red.

On the other hand, Chi Chi drove back home.

He flicked the car keys and went upstairs, and when he got home, he slumped on the sofa.

Woke up in the morning, dressed and washed, and sent Zai Zai to school. Until now, he had no time to watch the video data released yesterday.

Over the course of one night, the numbers have increased a lot, and he has gained hundreds of fans one after another.

Chi Chi watched his own video again, laughing while watching. Of course, the most important thing is to sort out the rhythm and sum up experience.

He casually flipped through the comments, and like the previous videos, most of them were [hahahaha].

But within a couple of flips, he saw a comment with an unharmonious style of painting.

[Uh, I’ve swiped to this UP many times, and every time I read the beginning, I can’t stand it anymore. Am I the only one who thinks it’s a waste of food?Is he setting up a kitchen killer for himself?This episode is even more obvious, the car overturned when I did it myself, but the assistant just moved his hand, and the car didn't overturn?Outrageous, the assistant is the right hand of God? 】

Chi Chi:? ! ! !

The comment area at the front desk is sorted according to the weight of the number of likes and the number of replies to comments. This comment is at the front, and Chi Chi found it after a few flips, indicating that this comment has caused a small-scale quarrel in the comment area.

There are a lot of replies below.

Some agree with this comment: [Indeed, it is obvious that there is a team, and the assistant should be in the team]

[The same is true of the cream in the last video. It was obviously broken, but everything in the camera became better. The UP owner also said that foreign aid was invited, so it should be the team]

[I put down fifty cents, the next video will definitely "respond to the enthusiastic request of the comment area, so let the assistant appear on the scene", it's all a routine, you guys think the assistant's hands and voice are good-looking in this episode?Haven't you ever thought that this might be deliberately arranged by them? 】

【What a waste!Every time I see him roll over, I wish I could rush into the screen and slap him]

Chi Chi was so heartbroken that he jumped up from the sofa, grabbed the pillow next to him, and beat him twice. Still not relieved, he directly buried his face in the pillow.

Chi hesitated for a while, gritted his teeth, jumped off the sofa, turned out his sunglasses and put them on, then lay back down again.

God of Chef turns on the automatic ignore mode to ignore all unfriendly comments.

Some viewers also helped him refute: [No, from the first video, it is obviously a small private workshop video]

Private... Small video of private workshop...

Chi Chi choked. What the audience said was really well-founded, and he couldn't refute it at all.

[It can be seen that Little Chef is really serious about cooking, and he has reference recipes. As for why he always overturns, if you ask fans, fans don’t know, and it has nothing to do with fans]

There is another reply at the bottom: [Maybe this is the cultivation of UP masters, from overturning to not overturning]

Chi Chi choked again, and I don't know how I overturned the car.

【Every time he makes a small amount of food, he will eat it himself. How can there be waste? 】

[This is a little chef who can't even afford grapes and can only buy grape juice. How poor is he to support a team?The whole team drinks Mistral together?There are five or six videos and they haven't caught fire yet, I would like to call it "the most trashy team in history"]

[I can testify that the UP master didn’t turn over while acting. Don’t ask me how I know that, because he looks exactly like me when he faces the kitchen utensils. ——From a kitchen killer who did not want to be named]

These few words were very warm, and Chi Chi's eyes were clouded with tears.

He wants to take screenshots of these comments, hang them on the wall, and watch them sooner or later.

However, when he regained his sanity, Chi Chi took a deep breath and began to think about the solution.

After all, there was already a quarrel under this comment, and if he didn't care about it, it might intensify.

In fact, he also encountered such a situation when he was shooting a video before.

At that time, he was devastated for a long time, sent a message of "don't fight", then closed the platform page, packed up his things and ran out for a trip, and only came back after playing for a few weeks.

As a result, a few weeks later, he came back to look at the comment area. Instead of returning to calm as he imagined, the comment area was still arguing.

Some people are urging him to come back.

Some people said that he did it on purpose, deliberately interrupted the update, and threatened the audience.

Chi Chi had no experience in dealing with such matters at the time, so he realized that such matters could not be left alone.

Later, he posted several videos one after another, proving that he really didn't overturn the car on purpose, and that he would eat everything he made and could eat, and the unfriendly comments gradually subsided.

He already has experience in dealing with it. As long as he doesn't want to take the black and red route, he must respond to this kind of matter as soon as possible without delay.

Chi Chi let out a long breath, posted a sentence [send video at night] in the comment area, put it on the top, then closed the page, and sent a message to Huo Cheng.

【Do you have time now?Come and take a clarification video]

In the next second, Huo Cheng: [Open the door]

Chi Chi turned over and sat up, stepped on his slippers and went out to open the door for him.

"Why are you so fast?"

Huo Cheng asked him, "What happened?"

His expression was serious, Chi Chi was taken aback by him, and patted his arm: "It's a small matter, just take a video and explain it, you come in first."

The two sat on the sofa, Chi Chi was holding the computer, and Huo Cheng was reading comments on the phone.

The old man with a healthy lifestyle and unable to keep up with the trend of the times didn't stay up all night staring at the comment area after the video was uploaded last night. He just found out about those comments.

Chi Chi created a new document: "Several points that need to be answered, the first one is a team question, which also includes a question about you. I can code and release the information about how I will help you pay social security this month..."

That's right, he helped Huo make a deal for social security.

Huo Chenglai paid well in his own company, so there was no way, in order to maintain the "no job" setting in front of Chi Chi, he cut off his company's social security and asked Chi Chi to pay it to him.

When Chi paid late, Huo Cheng was still a little sad.

I've been here for a few weeks, and I just spent my wife's money, woo woo woo.

Chi Chi looked at him suspiciously: "What's wrong with you?"

Huo Cheng shook his head: "It's okay, you can still send me... the signed form I signed when I 'raided' your house last time and was captured by the property management."

The property management in their community was responsible, and it was rare for a major incident to happen. Last time Chi Chi regarded him as a robber, and specially issued a return receipt.

"Well, it makes sense." Chi Chi nodded, "If it still doesn't work, you can release the unedited original film, but this is the worst policy."

Chi Chi tapped on the keyboard: "One more question is, how can I prove that I really ate all those things?"

"Yesterday, Huo Xiaocha asked me to put the candy in the refrigerator. This is the only one, and you and I have eaten the rest."

Chi Chi: "I think we can go to the laboratory department of the hospital for testing, there will definitely be residues."

Huo Cheng: "..."

"Just kidding." Chi Chi shrank his neck, "And I was talking about blood tests, not anything else."

He is really optimistic and creative, and he still doesn't forget to tell jokes at this time.

The author has something to say: Xiaocha is serious: there are no armored warriors in the world, but there is Makabaka!Right, sisters!

Pang Pang Sheng: You are talking nonsense!Armored Warriors are real!

感谢在2021-12-1817:45:35~2021-12-1917:21:26期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: 1 Buddhist Ota, Wen Bai, and Lu Chanzhi;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：兔子先生吧唧嘴30瓶；银河小铁骑29瓶；云淡风轻20瓶；陆栖云14瓶；十三月凉、提灯挽月、草莓酱（shi）、realll、明仔10瓶；凄美地小金毛6瓶；有一鹿尤、白起5瓶；云出篔、不走寻常路的猫、莳玖1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!