Sand sculpture cannon fodder attack in the crematorium [Transmigration Book]

Qi Yan wiped his face and observed intently.

Looking from the office of the Academic Affairs Office, only a black figure can be vaguely seen.

The students returning to the dormitory at this point are all running, so there is no one who hesitates and probes their brains.

At first glance, it is the kind of pervert who steals underwear, or steals boys' underwear, Qi Yan expressed his strong contempt.

strong taste!

Qi Yan put on his black coat, lightly turned off the light, and trotted all the way downstairs to the boys' dormitory.

Think of it as doing everyone a favor before leaving school.

Using the grass as a cover, Qi Yan approached little by little, ready to capture him in one fell swoop.

Half an hour ago, Sui Xiangsong strolled into the campus holding an umbrella.

The passing students looked sideways. After all, the rain had stopped for half an hour, and someone was holding a heavy black umbrella.

Sui Xiangsong didn't want to, it wasn't because he was afraid of being recognized.

He had been blocked by Chu Ze a long time ago, and only the driver could still see Chu Ze's circle of friends, so the driver had an extra task every day, which was to keep an eye on Chu Ze's movements.

Just now the driver called him to say that Chu Ze had caught a cold. In order not to miss this opportunity to perform, he immediately took a taxi to deliver the medicine.

Last night when he came home from a dinner party, he saw the bedroom light was on.

He was so ecstatic that he ran all the way into the bedroom without taking off his shoes.

However, no one was seen, and no trace of Chu Ze was found in every corner of the house.

Finally he had to admit that it was because he forgot to turn off the lights during the day.

Lying on the sofa in the living room, the feeling of loneliness continued to erode Sui Xiangsong's internal organs.

At this time, he finally understood that some things that he thought were unimportant had already penetrated deep into his bones.

No one will keep a lamp just to wait for his return in the middle of the night.

When the driver called to say that Chu Ze was sick, a question appeared in his mind: Will Chu Ze still get sick?

We have been together for a year and have never seen Chu Ze get sick.

"Boss, do you have something to say..." The driver thought about it and decided to say it: "Master Ozawa just never gets sick in front of you."

These words completely broke Sui Xiangsong's heart.

It turns out that what he has been enjoying and squandering is the most sincere heart to him in the world.

He personally bought cold medicine from the pharmacy, and when he came to the school, he found that he didn't know where Chu Ze's dormitory was at all.

At this point, the driver had to bite the bullet and found out that the approximate location was in the seventh and eighth buildings.

"Is it the seventh building or the eighth building?" Sui Xiangsong asked anxiously.

The driver couldn't answer it, and it was impossible to ask the principal about this point, and the principal didn't care about it.

He asked his son's senior from S University to inquire about it.

Let’s just say that in 201, I really don’t know whether there are seven buildings or eight buildings.

Sui Xiangsong hangs up the phone angrily, and has no choice but to wander between the two buildings.

Would it be embarrassing to knock on the wrong door?

Finally bit the bullet and chose seven buildings.

When he reached the second floor, Sui Xiangsong still didn't dare to knock on the door.

Suddenly there was a scolding voice: "Who is that, what do you want to do?"

It was the steward who rushed over with a stick.

Seeing this, Sui Xiangsong hurriedly ran towards the laundry room next to him.

The handle of the black umbrella was accidentally caught on the clothesline.

He had to drop the umbrella and flip out from the front ledge.

It's not a problem to jump off the second floor.

As soon as he climbed up the pool, before he stepped out of his feet, a black shadow threw him to the field.

"Tsk!" Qi Yan pressed his knee against the opponent's back, and pushed the opponent down hard to the ground.

Contemptuously said: "Can you have some taste, what is there to steal from boys' underwear?"

The dormitory manager who rushed over hurriedly apologized: "Thank you, Mr. Ha Qi."

The dormitory manager has long discovered that there is a person who is always sneaking between the seventh and eighth buildings.

In order not to startle the enemy, and also to get the stolen goods, they cooperated with Qi Yan, who was also here to catch the thief.

He is in charge of chasing ahead, and Qi Yan is in charge of blocking from behind.

As they expected, the underpants thief went to the laundry room as soon as he arrived.

Qi Yan handed him over to the housekeeper, walked over and picked up the black umbrella, there were several pairs of underwear inside.

It is estimated that the thief hid his underwear in an umbrella to cover up his crime before, and this is all evidence.

But...he finally knew why the boy's underwear was also stolen.

This one has a leopard print, a pink leopard, and an elephant nose.

What opened his eyes even more was the transparent lace, and the one with only three threads.

It's okay to wear this kind of underwear, but they are hanging outside blatantly after washing?

Suddenly, Qi Yan remembered the setting of this world - men and men get married, men and men have children.

Can you tell him how men and women have children?

In an instant, this pile of panties was unreadable.

Soon the school's security guards rushed over, and they raised Sui Xiangsong's face, and they all exclaimed.

"You look like a dog, why do you want to steal underwear?"

"Yeah, well dressed."

"Have you ever heard that stealing panties can be a mental illness?"

Hearing the conversation of the security guard inside, Qi Yan was also very curious, and took a look with his head.

The underpants thief was lowering his head so he couldn't see his face, but why was the watch on his hand so familiar?

It seems that my eldest brother Qi Han also has a piece, saying that it is a global limited edition.

There are not many people who can afford this watch, and it is not necessary to be a thief.

So Qi Yan became even more curious.

Seeing Qi Yan getting closer, Sui Xiangsong was very nervous.

From the moment he was arrested, he kept silent, fearing that Qi Yan would recognize him.

As the footsteps got closer, Sui Xiangsong had given up resistance, his hands hanging powerlessly by his side.

Today is completely over...

"Well, I'll take him to the police station. You've worked hard at night, and I'll treat you to a barbecue." Qi Yan took out his mobile phone and transferred 800 yuan to one of the security guards.

The three security guards refused at first, but the hospitality was hard to turn down, so they could only accept it embarrassingly.

The dormitory manager Qi Yan also gave 200 yuan, and then took Sui Xiangsong away.

When he walked to the school gate, Qi Yan also felt embarrassed: "I said you should find a psychiatrist."

"I'm not, I'm not!" Sui Xiangsong couldn't calm down anymore, he suddenly raised his head and hurriedly explained.

"This is for your own good, what if you catch him again?" Qi Yan felt that his heart was broken.

"..." Sui Xiangsong was silent for a while, and explained, "I'm here to find Chu Ze."

"Chu Ze has dropped out of school." Qi Yan mercilessly exposed Sui Xiangsong.

"What... when?" Sui Xiangsong asked in surprise.

"You don't even know this?" Qi Yan shook his head.

"I looked at the circle of friends, and he said that he was sick, so... I came to deliver medicine." Sui Xiangsong felt that no matter how he explained it now, it would be futile.

"Ill?" Qi Yan quickly took out his mobile phone, glanced at it, and confirmed Sui Xiangsong's words.

Sui Xiangsong also looked at Qi Yan jealously, he was blocked, why Qi Yan can watch Moments.

Suddenly, Qi Yan remembered that this seemed to be a scene of chasing his wife at the crematorium.

Now because of Chu Ze's dropout, it has become a scene of the underpants robber.

Does this mean that the plot can also be changed?

He couldn't help touching his legs. Since there is no will of the plot master, he is still afraid of a fart!

"Brother, I will give you one last piece of advice. If you really like him, you should respect him and give him the utmost praise." Qi Yan lamented that he is really a kind person.

You don't respect a person, and you don't even want to praise this person, so how can you like it?

Sui Xiangsong pursed his lips and said nothing, lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking about.

Seeing this, Qi Yan turned around and left with big strides. When he passed by the pharmacy, it hadn't closed yet.

Thinking that Chu Ze was sick, Qi Yan bought some medicine and went home. When he saw the lights in his house were on, he went straight to the third floor.

Chu Ze looked sick when he came to open the door.

"Hurry up and sit down, I told you not to run out in the rain yesterday to buy me shampoo, you must be disobedient." Qi Yan felt that Chu Ze was really distressing sometimes.

"I'm fine." Chu Ze vainly pushed Qi Yan.

"Do you believe that I threw you out and didn't let you come to my house?" Qi Yan was so angry that his brain ached.

If it was the rain yesterday, Chu Ze couldn't be sick just now.

He must have been ill a long time ago, but he didn't tell himself.

If he said he was sick, he would definitely not go to school.

It made him feel guilty to death now!

"Go into the room and lie down, I'll pour you water and medicine." Qi Yan pointed to the room.

Chu Ze nodded aggrievedly, with tears in his eyes, Qi Yan's heart softened instantly.

"I'm not scolding you, I'm..." Qi Yan gave up, thinking that everything he said was wrong.

"I know you're worried about me." Chu Ze smiled timidly.

This smile is like a child who gets candy every now and then.

Seeing Qi Yan felt sad for a while, a child who has never tasted what caring is, even if he grabs a handful of white sugar casually, he still feels that he has got the whole world.

So in the middle of the night, when Chu Ze slipped into his arms, he just tucked in the quilt.

He couldn't remember it at all, he was not used to having another person in his arms before.

In the darkness, Chu Ze quietly opened his eyes, revealing a triumphant smile.

The next day, Qi Yan was woken up by a phone call.

"Qi Yan, you villain, I thought you were a good person yesterday, but I didn't expect you to be so sinister." Sui Xiangsong on the other end of the phone was going crazy.

Chu Ze was woken up, rubbed his eyes, and asked in a daze, "What's wrong?"

Hearing Chu Ze's voice, Sui Xiangsong exploded: "Qi Yan, you say one thing and do another, pretending that you don't like Chu Ze in front of me, and sleeping all my people behind your back."

Qi Yan's brain was still on, and he hung up the phone because it was too noisy.

Then I checked the headlines, and sure enough, Sui Xiangsong's incident of stealing underwear yesterday became a trending search.

But it was quickly suppressed.

Looking at the photo, it was taken outside the dormitory, it should be the students in the building opposite.

He glanced at Chu Ze, whose face was flushed from sleep, and lay down directly: "Keep sleeping."

"Aren't you most afraid of being involved in the matter between me and Sui Xiangsong?" Chu Ze asked cautiously.

"Whatever." He was tired and would be misunderstood no matter what.

And the matter of stealing underwear photos is not explained at all.

Anyway, the plot is not impossible to change, as long as the legs can be kept, everything else can go with it.

"Okay." Chu Ze quickly got into Qi Yan's arms, looking at Qi Yan who was used to it, he felt that he did nothing wrong in taking photos yesterday.

Not 10 minutes after lying down, there was a loud knock on the door.

"Qi Yan, open the door for me!!!" Sui Xiangsong shouted from outside the door like crazy.

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Chu Ze: Can't think of any other excuses for me to sleep with Qi Yan, right?