[Comprehensive] Boy, your soap fell off

There are two figures leaning quietly against a big tree by the small lake. From a distance, they seem to be sleeping and resting, but when they get closer, they find that only one person has closed eyes, and the other person does not know where they are. what!Has been in a daze state.

【Master, you can't sit here all the time!Hurry up and perform task 2] Ke Xiao really doesn't want to hear this voice, who wants to care about things that love to read jokes. [Master....] "Okay, stop arguing, I didn't see me doing something."

【The master just sat here and did nothing?How to say it is to do things] Has anyone come to stop this thing, annoying..."Didn't you see I was flipping through the map to see if there are any houses nearby to live in?"

[It turns out that the owner is looking for a place to live!That’s right, it’s better to sleep together or a bed]

"If you talk about sleeping together again, I'll whip you."

[But master, the content of your mission 2 is to sleep with the character! 】I have to admit what this broken system said, why is it necessary for me to sleep with someone for treatment, and I have to hug each other tightly, alas, if I can use chakra like a medical ninja What a treat. 【Master, stop complaining, the most important thing is to find a place to live】

"It's not you who caused me to complain." Ke Xiao continued to look up the map. After looking at it for a long time, he didn't seem to find a place where he could live, and the surroundings were all mountains. It would be nice to have a house, and still live?Alas, how should I go about this task 2. [System prompt: There is still one hour before sunset, watch out for bears] One hour, what else?Bear, no way!

Ke Xiao looked around, the dense forest was so wide that there was no end in sight, and a gust of wind blew by, making one's hair stand on end. "System 99, is there any ninjutsu that can make a house, ah! By the way, there is no such thing as wood escape, why did I forget, and where is the ninjutsu mode? Hey, I'm asking you, System 99." [ Master, it doesn't need to be so troublesome, besides, there is no such thing, the master only needs to use house building tools. 】House construction, that should be this thing.

Ke Xiao clicked the house model button, and soon a small building appeared in front of Ke Xiao's eyes, and it was decorated, of course, it is also a house that fits the Hokage world. .”

【Master, the system 99 is about to enter a dormant state, so the master can figure it out for himself! 】What?Dormant state, it is difficult for this system to sleep.Just when Ke Xiao was about to complain, he saw the little elf character hid in his nest and fell asleep. The speed was so fast.

Ke Xiao sighed lightly, lifted Itachi and walked towards the house, then slowly put Itachi on the bed. "Huh, I'm exhausted, it took me a lot of trouble to save you." Ke Xiao discovered a very important thing after covering Itachi with the quilt, what should he do with the food? "System 99, get up." Ke Xiao, who didn't yell, couldn't help but yell. 【Lord, master, what are you doing so loudly all of a sudden?Scared me】

"It's enough to scare you to death, tell me! What about the food?" Ke Xiao looked at the little elf and blinked his eyes, making him even more furious. "It's just how to solve the food, you won't let me not eat anything!" [Master, you are so right, the house can give you, the chakra can give you, the items can give you, only food You can only find it yourself] This is really fucking not a person, no, not a system. [Master, what System 99 said is the truth, no matter any game is like this, so, master, you should take off your clothes early and go to perform the task, eating is a trivial matter, and the completion of the task is the big thing]

"I'm in charge of your tasks. Eating is my top priority. If you're not full, I won't save you from the dead." System 99 knew that the master was angry, so he kept his mouth shut. "Is there no way?" [There is no way, Master] Okay!It was a wrong thing for me to call you, I, I just...【The master is not going out to find something to eat at night!Then I advise the master not to go out, be careful not to find the food] was eaten] was eaten, is it the bear you just reminded?Bears can hurt people, but it seems that they have never heard of cannibals, but it is difficult for him to deal with them.Looking at those with low energy values ​​in yourself can explain your condition.

"Even so, I...." [Master...] "I'm going to bed." It is estimated that no one is faster than Ke Xiao. The person who was standing on the ground just now has already slept naked on the bed. Itachi's side. [Master is so fast, it turns out that the reason why the master is so fast is to sleep with the character, it seems that he is really hungry] "What do you mean by that you are really hungry?" [Oh, master, I will be shy, It’s better not to say some things, the master will start throwing soap bubbles!Don’t ignore me] You’re still embarrassed to say it, didn’t you say it verbatim?

"Throw away the soap bubbles, shut up and go to sleep." System 99 went into his den aggrieved [Okay!Master, if something happens, call me! 】Call you, not a pager.Ke Xiao cast a contemptuous glance at System 99, then turned to look at the sleeping Itachi, alas, since it has already been done, it can only continue.

Ke Xiao clicked the Task 2 button under the task bar, and soon a familiar voice appeared in his ears [System prompt: Please cure Uchiha Itachi within three days] Three days?Hope to do it!Looking at Itachi who was sleeping soundly with his eyes closed, Ke Xiao didn't even want to sigh.A small injury on the body is still a trivial matter, but the key is the eyes.No matter, let's take off your clothes first.Ke Xiao behaved the same way as in the daytime, hugging Itachi who had lost his clothes with the same blushing face, but it was a little different, this time the underwear was still alive.

The sun slowly rises from the east, and the sun shines on the surface of the lake to form a layer of transparent gauze. The flowing water is as beautiful as shining gems under the sun, and the birds in the forest begin to sing early in the morning. The sound woke up the person sleeping in the bed.

Especially the man with black mid-length hair who was sleeping on the side of the window. With a slight movement of his hand, the frown on his forehead gradually eased, and then a pair of dark pupils were exposed in the bright room.Being able to move means that I'm not dead, hehe, I thought I was already hovering in hell, but I didn't expect to survive.

If the body didn't feel a lot of pain, it was saved by someone.Uchiha Itachi wanted to sit up, but found someone beside him, turned his head and looked, the peaceful sleep has a reassuring feeling, a strand of black hair scattered around his face, he saved me, but why... .. "Well, I slept soundly." Ke Xiao stretched himself out, completely oblivious to the fact that Itachi had woken up.

"Hey, who are you?" Ke Xiao turned his head to look into those swarthy eyes, and immediately sat up in surprise. "You, when did you wake up?" I didn't even know this man woke up.

Itachi looked at Ke Xiao's upper body without fabric, and then at his own body, frowning.Ke Xiao seemed to have noticed what Itachi was paying attention to?Immediately jumped out of bed "This, this is not, it is not what you think."

"What do I think? You probably took off my clothes, so what do you think I can think of?"

"No, there's a reason for it, it's for...you're injured...I...heal..." Ke Xiao squatted on the ground depressed, what on earth am I going to say?Why do I feel more and more confused. [Master... Good morning, why did you have a frown so early in the morning] You still know it, but you didn't see that something serious happened to me. [A major event? 】

"Then can you tell me why you took off my clothes?" What, let me explain, how can I explain this so that you can understand. [Master, it turns out that you are developing so fast!It's all already...] Don't think about it, you broken system, is it because of the mission that you didn't see it? 【oh!It turned out to be the reason for the task! 】Of course it's because of the mission, otherwise you thought...【Master, please explain quickly!The handsome guy opposite doesn't seem very happy! 】

Looking at Itachi's cold eyes, Ke Xiao knew that he must be angry. He swallowed and said slowly, "There is a reason for taking off your clothes. You have to take them off because you want to sleep together."

"So they all slept together?"

"Ah, no, I'm going to take off my clothes, no, it's you who are going to take off my clothes, ah! That's not right..." [Master, I found your explanation level is too poor] Shut up, clearly my language Not bad, why is it explained so badly at this time.Is it because the other party's terrifying aura frightened me that I said that for a long time without explaining it? "You took off my clothes to sleep with me, is that the reason?" Ke Xiao nodded, but immediately shook his head again, "Don't think about it, it's all..."

"It's hard not to think about this kind of thing, but since we're sleeping together, we should be responsible." What, what's going on?Ke Xiao was dumbfounded, is this what Uchiha Itachi said?And why do I always feel like I'm being played.

【Master, since the character wants you to be responsible, you should hurry up and give away your soap bubbles!Maybe there will be an unexpected harvest] Ke Xiao regretted it after saying the sentence "Fuck your virginity", why didn't he say that game term at the critical moment!Looking at Itachi who was staring at him, Ke laughed and cried in his heart. "I, I didn't mean you, no, I..."

"Zhen 剌喿, that's a good word, but austerity might be more suitable." This is Nima's complaint, and Ke Xiao is very worried whether he will die now because of Uchiha Itachi's words. "I said it's not like this. It's because you were injured. To heal your injury, you have to take off your clothes and hug you. It's not because you want to sleep with you." [But master, you do sleep with the character] Ke Xiao stared at System 99, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as the system.

"This lie is quite new." Even saying it was a lie, Ke Xiao walked towards Itachi angrily, then hugged Itachi tightly, and said after watching the blue light appear on Itachi's body, "How? You can still say it's a lie now." Is it?" Itachi looked at the ordinary-looking boy in front of him, and itachi smiled faintly with that serious look.

"What are you laughing at? Don't you believe what I said." Are the people in the Uchiha family so difficult to serve? [Master, you have already thought of serving the word, not bad] It's not bad, I'm going to complain again, okay? [System joke: Please wait for Itachi Uchiha] Joke... Ke Xiao hadn't realized the voice that just appeared, but was interrupted by another voice.

"What's your name?"

"Ke Xiao"

"Ridiculous, good name, your parents are quite talented." Someone made fun of their names again. "It's Ke Xiao, not ridiculous, remember clearly."

Itachi glanced at Ke Xiao coldly, "It doesn't matter if you are Ke Xiao or funny, I'm hungry now, help me make something to eat." I'm not your slave, why should I make food for you? Haven't solved it yet? [Master, don't you want to serve?Then serve me better]

"roll..."

"What did you just say?" Ah...I'm going to die, why did my big mouth say it again. "I didn't say that to you."

"There are only two of us in this room, you didn't tell me, who did you tell." Can I say there is a third person?Although not a personal thing.

"I really didn't tell you. Just pretend I'm talking to myself. Don't you want something to eat? I'll find it for you right away." Just as Ke Xiao was about to leave, he was pulled back and pressed on the bed.

"Yeah! You should eat when you're hungry..." When you say eat, can you not say it without the fabric!And I said to me who also has no fabric, this is very weird! [Master, that's a sign of eating you] Eat me, right?

"Eat a little bit." Looking at the Itachi who lowered his body, Ke Xiao was frightened and silly, hey, isn't it! "What are you doing...don't come close to me..." [Master, calm down] How can I calm down in this situation...

The author has something to say: By the way, you guys should get used to game terminology!In this case, no way?Dear friends understand! O(∩_∩)O~ Well...Xiao Yu continues to wait for adoption...~~~~(>_<)~~~~