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As soon as they arrived at the small mountain village where the recording was made, Xie Lin and Shang Yuchen looked at each other and smiled.

Sure enough, this place is not usually remote.

You don't have to think about farming or anything, it's all a world of ice and snow.

Next to the village is the stretch of Daxing'an Mountains.

Hunting is okay, but farming is fine.

When the other resident guests saw Xie Lin and Shang Yuchen, they also came over to say hello warmly.

"Before each program is recorded, the program team will ask us if there are any artists we want to invite. I just said something casually, but I didn't expect the program team to actually invite people."

The one who spoke first was the big brother in this show, a male artist who was close to 50 years old, named Lu Hongyi.

Afterwards, the male artist said to the director outside the camera: "Director, how much money did you spend to invite him here?"

The director directly held the loudspeaker and said: "Actually, the team only invited Teacher Xie Lin."

"Mr. Shang Yuchen is probably afraid that his artist will suffer a loss in the first variety show."

"He also came, and the appearance fee is as expensive as yours."

The other resident guests all started booing.

"babble--"

Shang Yuchen said: "I've never participated in it before, so I just thought that the show crew invited my artist, but they didn't invite me. It's a bit unreasonable."

"Just shamelessly rubbing against my artist's show."

As soon as Shang Yuchen's words came out, not only a few resident guests, but even the surrounding staff couldn't help laughing.

Lu Hongyi rounded things up and said: "As we all know, Mr. Shang didn't appear on any variety shows before. Maybe the show crew was so cowardly that he asked Mr. Shang to speak up by himself."

The staff of the program group all smelled it. As expected of an old artist, they started the battle with just a few words, and there was no need to use editing at all.

Shang Yuchen said with a smile: "Don't dare, Teacher Lu can call me by my real name. I used to be lazy."

Lu Hongyi and other resident guests instantly understood Shang Yuchen's mentality.

Shangyu Chen is an actor in the movie, and he played every role very well.

In this case, it is actually difficult to get out of the role image.

It's normal to be uninterested in variety shows and the like.

With this time, it is better to rest.

But Lu Hongyi really didn't intend to let Shang Yuchen go so easily: "Then why do you want to participate in variety shows now?"

Shangyu Chen said without changing his face: "The main reason is that I participated in a variety show last time and brought back an excellent artist to the studio."

"I don't know if I can get something out of this variety show when I come back here."

The other resident guests laughed and said, "Hahaha...Mr. Shang simply does not follow the usual path."

Lu Hongyi said, "Oh, why doesn't this new teacher speak? Is it because our teacher Shang is too imposing and has been frightened?"

"Brother Lu, don't scare the young people." A resident guest chimed in.

They said they were helping, but they were actually pointing the finger at Xie Rin.

Shang Yuchen has been in the entertainment industry for ten years, and there is no way to embarrass Shang Yuchen.

Apparently several resident guests started to thank Lin.

Xie Lin said: "After all, Mr. Shang is the boss, so he has to give the boss face."

"If you want to have a good meal, you can't smash the rice bowl."

Hearing Xie Lin's humorous answer, several resident guests burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, Mr. Shang, you really found a treasure this time. You even signed an artist who dares to say anything."

Xie Lin blinked at the camera, very innocent.

Shangyuchen is his job now, there is nothing wrong with it.

Seeing that the opening atmosphere was almost lively, Lu Hongyi quickly stopped.

After that, the staff came forward to explain the precautions for this issue of shooting.

"Tell everyone a piece of bad news, we can't farm in this period."

"In our previous programs, wherever we went, we could use planting, herding cattle and sheep, feeding chickens and ducks, etc. in exchange for ingredients."

"But... this small village is covered in ice and snow, and the nearest small town is also six kilometers away."

"Our program team did not prepare food, so in the next three days, all guests, please get the ingredients by yourself."

"In addition, we only prepared three rooms this time, in different villagers' homes."

Guests can't help but look at me and I look at you.

"Of course, the simplicity and luxury of the rooms are different."

"Please choose your own room."

After the staff finished speaking, they handed over the scene to several guests again.

There are a total of 4 permanent guests in this program.

In each issue, 2 flying guests will be invited.

In the past, the program team rented a house from a local villager's family in a small village, and everyone lived together.

This time, the program team is obviously doing something.

Xie Lin said to Shang Yuchen: "How about we let a few teachers choose first?"

Shang Yuchen said: "Well, it's good to respect the old and love the young."

Resident guest: "..."

So they are very old.

Xie Lin couldn't help laughing when he heard Shang Yuchen's words.

"Mr. Shang, you are not afraid of offending people."

Shang Yuchen glanced at the program staff outside the camera.

"Don't they just want to make trouble?"

"The prepared room is not good, probably because I want to see the guests struggling with how to allocate the house."

"It's boring..."

Program staff: "..."

Ah this...

What is wrong.

Why is Shangyuchen, who is famous throughout the entertainment industry for his gentleness, but has a hidden poisonous tongue?

Goodwill dust mainly didn't want Xie Lin to be too tired.

But it is not possible to completely dismantle the program group, so that the program has nothing to watch.

Lu Hongyi pretended to cry and said: "It's too miserable, we are simply too miserable."

"Because I'm old, I'm so disgusted that I don't even need to grab a good room."

Another resident guest said: "Brother Lu, you're just staring at your face. You don't need to rob the room to get it. The pie in the sky hits you on the head. You are wronged."

Several guests settled the matter with a few words.

Then the four resident guests kept running around the village to find the location of the three rooms.

As for Xie Rin and Shang Yuchen, they just hid in the car, turned on the heater, drank ginger tea, and ate mung bean cake. They couldn't be too comfortable.

Xie Lin: "After I go back on Tuesday, I have to go to the next job immediately."

"Will Teacher Shang go?"

"meeting."

Xie Lin was immediately happy.

Shang Yuchen hurriedly handed the snack box in his hand to Xie Lin.

"This sweet-scented osmanthus cake should taste good, try it."

Xie Rin had just finished eating the mung bean cake, and seeing that Shang Yuchen had already handed over the snack box, he raised his fingertips to take the sweet-scented osmanthus cake inside.

Then he took a bite very casually, and his eyes lit up suddenly.

Shang Yuchen handed Xie Rin a water glass again, Xie Rin still casually took the glass and took a sip, completely satisfied.

Then he couldn't stop complaining: "I haven't eaten much delicious food recently. The food of Jingsheng Huyu is really bad."

"I just came out of Jingsheng Huyu's retreat, and started other work."

The cameraman was sitting beside him, holding the camera on his shoulders, not daring to move at all.

Isn't it a bit too casual when the two of them get along alone?

It's not like an employee and a boss at all.

Is there a boss who takes food boxes for the employees, and is there a boss who hands water to the employees?

Shang Yuchen: "After the work is over, I will personally go to Jingsheng Huyu to communicate."

"Or I will contract their canteen and do their staff canteen business."

Xie Lin immediately felt that Shang Yuchen's idea was very good.

"It must be done as soon as possible, maybe our group will have to go to Jingsheng Huyu for retreat again."

The response to their first album was particularly good.

In addition to arranging other tasks for the team members, maybe we will start arranging the training for the second album soon.

In Liu Yang's words, we will strive to release three albums in two years.

Then there will be some OSTs of film and television dramas, and those who should be on variety shows will be on variety shows, and those who should be acting will be acting.

Xie Rin felt that as long as he was a capitalist, he must be pulling the wool close to the skin.

Xie Lin kept thinking about it, even the cameraman next to him could feel his ears get callused.

Then look at Shang Yuchen who is holding a water glass in one hand and a food box in the other, just listening to Xie Rin's thoughts, and can occasionally add a sentence.

The scene was so harmonious that the photographer thought that the two were acting.

The program group did not provide lunch.

When the four resident guests returned to the recording site at the entrance of the village, they were so hungry that their chests stuck to their backs.

Lu Hongyi, "Although... our show is a slow variety show,... there are always thrilling moments in every episode."

"Just like this episode, finding a place to live is exhausting like a dead dog."

Then Lu Hongyi noticed that Xie Rin and Shang Yuchen were out of breath and blushing, and were dumbfounded, "Are you two looking for a room?"

Xie Lin said, "The four teachers will choose the room first, and the rest will be for me and Teacher Shang."

Lu Hongyi: "..."

"Oh, I miscalculated."

It turns out that the pit is here.

He said how these two young men gave up a good room to a few old guys so easily.

To co-author is to treat these old guys as coolies.

Xie Lin and Shang Yuchen didn't have to run the whole village to find a room like they did.

Lu Hongyi said: "I thought it was a simple white rabbit, but it turned out to be a little fox."

"We won't tell you the direction of the room, right, brothers." Lu Hongyi said.

The other three resident guests echoed with a smile.

Xie Lin was not in a hurry.

"It's so cold outside, the four teachers will not plan to stay until dark so that we can't find a room."

"It's probably colder here at night."

"Did the four teachers have lunch?"

"I ate with Teacher Shang and drank a lot of hot water, which was quite warm."

The faces of the four resident guests all changed.

Lu Hongyi couldn't help but yelled with beard and stare, "It's over, it's over, we've been slipped around by the little fox. We've lost all face, this is it."

What else can I do?

In order not to suffer from hunger and cold, of course, I carried my luggage to the room I had chosen as soon as possible.

The remaining room is naturally where Xie Lin and Shang Yuchen are going.

Two people, one dragging two boxes to the residence.

However, Lu Hongyi suddenly smiled mysteriously, "Mr. Xie, Mr. Shang, please go to your accommodation. If you need help, please come to us."

……

When Xie Rin and Shang Yuchen arrived at the residence together, they finally stared wide-eyed.

He also knew what Lu Hongyi's words meant before he left.

Xie Lin: "Teacher Lu and the others, did they deliberately not talk about the situation here?"

The place where Xie Rin and the others live is a one-story house with a very low roof. It seems that it is a temporary small room in the yard of this farmyard for filming the show.

A small bed one meter wide was placed on the left and right sides of the room.There is only a 24-inch box-wide aisle in the middle.

The roof was very low, and Shang Yuchen had to bend over all the time at his height.

Seeing Shang Yuchen standing at the door and not coming in, Xie Lin couldn't help laughing: "Mr. Shang, the height advantage can sometimes become a disadvantage."

The harsh conditions in this room are worse than those in his hometown.

In addition to being able to place 2 beds inside, there is also a small cabinet.

Even a person can't turn around inside.

Goodwill dust was helpless.

Xie Rin said, "I'll put the two beds together, it's also a big bed two meters wide."

Goodwill dust: "Yes?"

Xie Lin: "Of course."

While talking, he began to work. After putting the beds together, although the place is still narrow, at least it looks much more spacious to the naked eye.

Xie Rin said to Shang Yuchen at the door again: "Mr. Shang, please stand at the door for a while."

"Pass me the box, and I'll take out the toiletries and the clothes I'm wearing, and they won't take up much space on the bed."

"Put the box under the bed later."

Good Yuchen handed the box to Xie Lin.

Xie Linzhen put the two people's toiletries on the small cabinet, and then took out a few sweaters, and placed them neatly in the corner of the bed.

The whole box is emptied.

Buckle up the box and throw it under the bed.

The second box is full of oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, as well as self-heating pots, compressed biscuits, chocolate, etc., all of which are food.

The contents of this box were also emptied out by Xie Rin and placed on the small table.

The third box, and the fourth box, are full of supplies for outdoor survival.

When other resident guests were worried, Shang Yuchen was able to sit by the bed, instead of standing at the door and blowing the air.

Lu Hongyi and his roommate kept wandering around the room.

"Even if I can cook, but we don't have ingredients, how can we make lunch."

"I just said that on the day of departure, the program team kindly asked us to purchase."

"I thought it was because the weather was cold, and I was worried that we didn't bring enough clothes."

"I'm careless." Lu Hongyi was so worried that he was about to scratch his head.

In another residence, the two permanent guests are slightly better.

"Fortunately, I brought some snacks. Let's have some food to fill our stomachs first. Let's settle it for lunch. Later, we will meet at Brother Lu's and discuss what to do for dinner."

Xie Lin and Shang Yuchen grabbed a few handfuls of melted snow from the roof and put them in the lower box of the self-heating pot, steamed the self-heating rice, and ate lunch in a leisurely manner.

Shang Yuchen said: "I see that the older brothers obviously didn't prepare anything like food, why don't we give them all the food we brought?"

Xie Lin swallowed the rice and said, "Success..."

Then, go out and ask the host.

"Brother, is hunting allowed in the mountains?"

The host is a middle-aged man in his 40s. He didn't expect that the celebrity living in his house would take the initiative to talk to him.

He said: "Can..."

"Hares, roe deer, wild boars, fish, everything is fine. As long as you don't hunt national protected animals."

The middle-aged man thought to himself, such a glamorous star can hunt?

However, the middle-aged man was still very enthusiastic and gave Xie Lin a lot of knowledge about hunting.

Xie Lin listened carefully, and finally thanked the middle-aged man.

Afterwards, he and Shang Yuchen took the self-heating pot and compressed biscuits to the place where Lu Hongyi lived.

Lu Hongyi and the other three resident guests all met.

Discuss how to exchange ingredients with the villagers.

work?

I just asked, recently there is no work in the village at all.

Until next spring, when the snow melts, there will be farm work.

The four resident guests who thought they had done their homework were once again dumbfounded.

At this time, a knock on the door was suddenly heard.

Lu Hongyi opened the door, saw Xie Rin and the self-heating pot in Xie Rin's hands, and couldn't stop swallowing.

"Before I came with Teacher Shang, I bought a few self-heating pots, and the brothers made lunch first."

Lu Hongyi suddenly laughed, "Mr. Xie, you young people are still smart."

"Before the program team also told us that we can buy whatever we want, but none of us four old guys even thought about buying staple food."

Lu Hongyi was ashamed and thanked at the same time.

"I asked just now, the nearby mountains can be used for hunting."

"Before I came, I also saw a frozen river outside the village. We can go fishing."

Lu Hongyi: "..."

Xie Lin continued: "That river is not private, and the fish in it are also wild. People often go there to catch fish in winter."

All permanent guests: "..."

Can you do this?

Lu Hongyi immediately smiled and gave Xie Rin a thumbs up, and said, "Excellent..."

"Looks like we're really going to have to work together to get through the next two and a half days."

Xie Lin and Shang Yuchen didn't buy many self-heating pots, after all, the box is only that big.

Although I can only catch fish or something, I still have food.

He even thought that after catching fish, he should be able to return for staple food.

Except when we first met, everyone used words to and fro a few times in an undercurrent.

Everything seems to be on track.

Really started to get into the theme, that is, slow variety show.

And the theme of this issue has gradually formed.

That's... hunting and fishing.

Shang Yuchen said: "Mr. Xie and I are going to go for a walk in the mountains. If everyone goes fishing, the program team probably won't have much to watch."

Lu Hongyi said: "Teacher Shang is really dedicated to the program group."

Goodwill dust: "After all, the notice fee has been charged."

"Then let's divide into two groups, one group catches fish, and the other group goes hunting in the mountains."

"I used to hunt when I was young, why don't I go with you." Lu Hongyi said.

"Success!" Xie Lin replied.

Soon, everyone discussed it.

They were lucky, and they borrowed fishing nets and other fishing tools from the family where Lu Hongyi lived.

As for the hunting tools, there is only a bow and a few arrows, and they have not been maintained for several years.

Xie Lin borrowed some food from the host's house.

Xie Lin, Shang Yuchen, and Lu Hongyi entered the mountain.

Shang Yuchen said: "Teacher Xie grew up in a small mountain village in the south. He has lived in the mountains since he was a child and knows how to hunt."

"Teacher Lu, let's be assistants, both of us."

Lu Hongyi was slightly shocked, "Oh, so didn't I lie flat this time?"

"The two of us can work as coolies to get the prey."

"Teacher Shang, you are full of confidence in Teacher Xie's hunting skills."

Goodwill dust smiled.

There are a lot of animals in the mountain, and even walking to the outskirts of the mountain, I saw a few hares looking for food outside.

Xie Lin drew out the arrow and shot it instantly, the speed was extremely fast, that is, the blink of an eye.

Lu Hongyi was shocked.

Shang Yuchen said with a smile: "Look, the first prey is done."

As he said that, he really regarded himself as a coolie, walked over and picked up the rabbit, pulled out the arrow and put it in Xie Lin's hand.

Seeing some snow falling in the hood of Xie Rin's down jacket, he raised his hand to shake the snow out.

Xie Lin didn't react for a while.

Shang Yuchen said: "The snow fell from the tree just now, don't move, I will clean it up for you."

Lu Hongyi: "??"

Did he discover something extraordinary.

Lu Hongyi originally thought that hunting was a more difficult job than fishing.

But Xie Rin's arrow technique is very accurate.

Almost as soon as the prey is found, the arrow shoots out.

As Shang Yuchen said, they only need to be coolies to carry the prey.

Xie Lin also only hunts hares.

Seeing that there were already five rabbits, he turned to Shang Yuchen and asked, "Teacher Shang, is it enough?"

While speaking, Xie Rin suddenly pulled out the arrow, but Lu Hongyi didn't realize what happened, he just felt a blur in front of his eyes.

The arrow flew out, and a deer fell to the ground 50 meters away.

Shang Yuchen said: "This time is enough."

Shang Yuchen couldn't help rubbing Xie Rin's hair again, and couldn't stop praising, "Amazing..."

Xie Rin's eyes lit up as if filled with stars.

Lu Hongyi: "..."

It really didn't taste right.

He said that when the program team invited Xie Rin, Shang Yuchen also followed.

Oh, this is not the answer.

After all, Lu Hongyi has been in the entertainment industry for more than 30 years. He is almost 50 years old and has sharp eyes.

So why did he come to make light bulbs and eat dog food, a mistake, a mistake.

Lu Hongyi coughed, "Ahem, this deer is enough for us to eat for several days, enough is enough."

"It seems that what the program team did this time can't be done."

The director who kept looking at the camera: "..."

How the hell did he know that a BUG was invited.

How could Xie Rin know how to hunt?

Return arrows without fail.

This is really open.

The biggest difficulty originally set in the program group was not a difficulty at all.

For such a script, the director simply racked his brains.Then, it was done by the guests in less than an hour.

Mad, if you want any other scripts, feel free to do so, don’t worry about it.

When Xie Lin and the others returned to the village with their prey, the three members of the fishing team hadn't returned yet.

It wasn't until it was getting dark that the three members of the fishing team came back dejectedly.

"I didn't catch any fish. I saw a few villagers fishing in the river, and one came up in a while."

"The three of us didn't catch a single fish all afternoon."

But the three of them could already smell the aroma of meat.

"Brother Lu, you went out to rob, and you actually cooked meat."

Brother Lu grinned from ear to ear, "How could it be possible to rob, the hunting team has a bumper harvest, and our team has sharp archers."

The three members of the fishing team all looked at Shang Yuchen.

After all, Shang Yuchen has played martial arts masters on the big screen.

Shang Yuchen: "It's not me, it's all thanks to Mr. Xie."

When Shang Yuchen praised and thanked Lin, the corners of his lips couldn't stop rising.

After eating and drinking enough, the three who failed to catch fish volunteered to do the work of washing dishes.

At this time, the sky was already dark, but the white snow reflected the moonlight.

Xie Lin and Shang Yuchen stepped on the snow and returned to their place of residence.

Xie Rin was a little troubled, "Are we really going to sleep together?"

Shang Yuchen raised his eyebrows, "No way?"

Xie Lin touched the tip of his nose, how could it not work.

We have slept together for a long time.