Yan Xiao's Strange Records

Ban Xiaolang said "Ah", the man supported his waist to prevent him from almost falling off the bed, the distance between the two was very close.Ban Xiaolang blushed immediately, pushed the man away, and quickly put on his shirt.

"Are you really ungrateful? When you're done using me, just leave me aside!" The man said in a sad tone, looking at the frightened Ban Xiaolang, he suddenly became playful.

"Who are you? Why are you on my bed? By the way, my little snake?" Ban Xiaolang suddenly thought of something, and anxiously searched for his little snake, regardless of the man who suddenly appeared on his bed.

The man coughed twice, looked at Shi Xiaolang who was anxiously looking for him and said. "It's far away in the sky and close in front of you, little stone, look at what clothes I'm wearing." The man motioned to lift up his emerald green satin dress.

"Boshan, why are your clothes custom-made by Master Xu? I'm not very interested in this kind of clothes. If you have nothing to do, come with me to find a small emerald green snake. It is my good friend. I can't live without it." " Ban Xiaolang said in a naive voice.

The man coughed twice again, raised his cuffs and said. "It's not style, it's color!"

"Could it be that you have tuberculosis, if you pretend to be a ghost, get out if you don't help me find it." Ban Xiaolang was impatient, looking for the little snake everywhere, and didn't want to talk to the man who appeared out of nowhere.

"I said you're an idiot, you really are an idiot, I, no, this seat is that little snake, you don't want to look for it anymore." Qingzhi hugged Ban Xiaolang in his arms, and couldn't help sighing, "A mortal Your body is really warm!"

Ban Xiaolang turned pale with shock, pushed Qingzhi, and said: "Little snake is a snake, how can you pretend to be it?"

Qingzhi's arms were strong, and Ren Ban Xiaolang couldn't push him away no matter how hard he pushed, so he had to stick tightly to his tight chest, making his face flushed.

"I am the Snake King, and that little snake is myself. My subordinates rebelled and injured me, so I had to become myself to cultivate my aura. You took good care of me yesterday to recover some aura. This morning, I can transform into a human form and aura." You talk." After Qingzhi said, he found that Ban Xiaolang's face was puffed up in his arms, and his spine was also straight.

Ban Xiaolang was extremely astonished, looking at the man with sharp brows in front of him, it turned out that he was transformed by a snake demon.

"Snake King, it's me who was rude to you. We have no grudges in the past, and we have no grudges in recent days. Besides, I have an old and frail father at home. My elder brother is not at home to take care of me all the year round. I hope you, Snake King, will spare me a way out. "The more Ban Xiaolang spoke, the more worried he became, and kowtowed endlessly.I'm afraid that if I don't pay attention, I will become the food of this snake demon.

Qingzhi suppressed a smile, this little stone was so honest, he even talked about his escape route and family situation, so interesting.

Qingzhi smiled and said: "When did I say I would hurt your life? Besides, you are my savior. If you hadn't sacrificed your life to protect me yesterday, I would have been beaten to death by those bullies. How could I I can't bear to hurt your life." After speaking, he stroked Ban Xiaolang's trembling body with his big hand.

Only then did Ban Xiaolang let go of his hanging heart, and his body was involuntarily pulled into his arms again. Ban Xiaolang smelled the fragrance of bamboo leaves on the green pheasant, and murmured, "Then Shangxian, when will you come back again?" Going back to the heavens? I'm afraid this shabby room won't be able to accommodate you."

I thought in my heart to get away from the goblin quickly, so as not to eat myself, but I didn't dare to say it openly, it would be wrong if I got angry with him.

"Go back? When did I say I wanted to go? Besides, I'm your savior, how could I leave easily without repaying your great kindness?"

Aokiji smiled coldly, secretly thinking that he is really a fool, this little stone is warm, and his spiritual power is damaged, just use him as warm jade.

Ban Xiaolang broke free from Qingzhi's embrace, even the clay figurine had temper now, and said angrily.

"Why are you my savior again? My house is cramped and not suitable for a noble and condescending living like yours. You'd better leave as soon as possible. If you don't follow me—" Before I finished speaking, I felt cold, Looking back, there was Aokiji's magnified face.

"You bastard, what are you trying to do?" Ban Xiaolang had never been so intimate with anyone before, and he blushed for a moment, his heart was pounding, his hands were limp and weak, but he couldn't push Qingzhi's shackles away.

"My spiritual power is damaged, besides, you were in a coma yesterday with a fever. If this king hadn't sacrificed himself to remove the fever for you, I'm afraid you would have burned into dementia today. Isn't that your savior? I need to stay in your small building temporarily. Only by recovering your spiritual power can you re-enter the fairy world." Qingzhi said that it was all reasonable, and I forgive Xiaoshitou for being soft-hearted and would not refuse to be with him.

Ban Xiaolang looked at him suspiciously. "How long are you talking about temporary residence?" Xin Dao said that if it was a year or so, he could not afford it.

"Less say March and May, and at most a year and a half. How can I eat and drink for nothing without you? Don't worry, I will ascend to the heavens in the future, and you will naturally be able to benefit from me."

A few words are full of ruffian, half not the style of a fairy.Qingzhi stretched and stretched until noon, his spiritual power was damaged, showing a little tired, lying carelessly on Ban Xiaolang's bed, as if he was the new owner of the place.

Ban Xiaolang was full of anger but didn't dare to explode, so he had to sit on a bamboo stool beside him and watch Qingzhi lying on his bed and sleeping soundly, and was assigned by Qingzhi to catch pheasants, bullfrogs, hares and the like to prepare for him. dinner.

In the evening, he was hugged by the green pheasant again, and he was not allowed to wear his underwear, so he stuck to his cold body. His body temperature was lower than that of ordinary people, which often made Ban Xiaolang unable to sleep. So he secretly planned to find a Taoist priest to drive out this troublesome snake demon.

Qingzhi liked this little stone who was both afraid of him and in awe of him. Every time he saw his little face flushed when he was teased by him, but he felt helpless against himself, he was secretly happy.

But his own spiritual power is damaged, if he combines with others, the spiritual power will be leaked, which is not good for him.

I had no choice but to hold him at night, suppressing the desire in my heart.Ban Xiaolang who didn't know who slept together day and night was planning how to drive him out.

Thinking of this class, Xiao Lang clenched his arms, bit his lower lip and looked at Qingzhi with a guilty conscience.Qingzhi ate the food he cooked with relish, as if it was the best food in the world.

"I know I'm wrong today, so why is Xiao Shi so sad all the time?" Qingzhi put down his chopsticks and looked at Ban Xiaolang who was staring at him, and said softly, he was often respected in the heavens, how could anyone give him such look.

"Do you know who stopped those villains at the market during the day?" Ban Xiaolang said.

Qingzhi thought for a moment, only a handsome man dressed as an official blocked the two sticks for himself in his mind, and he had no memory of the rest.

"Are you saying that the cold-faced official is bad? He is righteous, and he didn't say anything for the two sticks in my crotch. If it weren't for that, those mortal wombs would definitely be injured by my spiritual power."

Ban Xiaolang saw that he had no remorse, and said coldly: "That man is Su Heng, a well-known cold-faced policeman in Yanyin, and brother Heng who has been friends with me since childhood. The famous Yanyin, if he finds out that you are a snake demon transformed into a human being, you will definitely be subdued by him. Why did you destroy other people's paving in the market, causing so many people to gather around you to watch, if it wasn't for that, Brother Heng wouldn't have noticed your turn."

Ban Xiaolang had heard about Su Heng's fierce tactics, and he asked Su Heng's Taoist priest Ye Lansheng in the morning. Brother Heng has always been astute.

If the Taoist leader inadvertently told Brother Heng about his intentions, wouldn't it be self-inflicted.Thinking that Xiao Lang in this class was more like an ant on a hot pot, he was afraid that something might happen to Qingzhi.

"Haha, little stone, are you worried about me? I thought of you as a stone with an elm head that couldn't be opened. I never thought that you were thoughtful and thoughtful of me."

Qingzhi smiled, and pulled Ban Xiaolang into his arms, determined in his heart that he wanted to bring Ban Xiaolang back to the Snake Clan, and then ask the Buddha Immortal Lord for some fairy lucidum, so that Ban Xiaolang could cultivate this with him. The way of eternal life is to be a couple of gods and immortals.Ban Xiaolang angrily pushed his intimacy, with a stern face.

"What do you think this is?" Qingzhi put his arms around Ban Xiaolang's waist and smiled, and took out a small golden sugar figurine from his wide cuff. unanimous.Ban Xiaolang took the sugar figurine and looked at the green pheasant.

"Could it be that you overturned someone else's shop because of this sugar man?"

Aokiji smiled heartily and put his arms around his sweetheart in his arms. "I saw the candy man on the pavement, his eyebrows and eyes are very similar to yours, he is cute and cute, he can't put it down in his hand, who knows that the boss is sitting on the ground and raising the price, I simply don't give him any money, he is aggressive and not at all commercial. I said, so I smashed his paving to teach him a lesson, and taste it quickly, is the little stone so sweet to my heart?"

Qingzhi took his hand and stuffed it to his mouth, Ban Xiaolang felt bitter, it turned out that he desperately protected the sugar man for himself.

Seeing that the circles of Ban Xiaolang's eyes were red and tears were about to fall, Qingzhi said anxiously: "Why are you still crying? This seat is wrong, you will be beaten and punished, please listen to me, just don't cry, this seat looks worried It hurts." Qingzhi lowered his head and kissed the tears off Ban Xiaolang's cheek.

Ban Xiaolang took the initiative to hug Qingzhi Wei'an's body tightly, and whispered: "The only ones who have treated me well since I was young are Big Brother and Brother Heng. Big Brother is away all year round and can't take care of me. Brother Heng already has a sweetheart and has no time to take care of me. I felt that I would be alone from now on, let Chu Haotian and those people bully me, and I wouldn't care about them anymore, if I didn't follow, I wouldn't even have those friends.

Everyone said that I was a fool, a waste of time, but when I met you, you spoiled me to the top of my heart, never complained about my naivety, cared for me in every possible way, and taught me carefully.

Not even for the life of this sugar man, I really don't know what's wrong with me, I just feel my heart beating and I can't breathe. "

Hearing his remarks, Aokiji was delighted, this little stone was finally warmed by himself.

"You are suffering from a heart disease. For those who suffer from this disease, medicine and stones will not work. You should stay with me and perform the rituals of the Duke of Zhou before you can be cured."

Ban Xiaolang heard the absurd words behind him, knew that he had just been teased again, and said angrily: "Skinless and shameless, we are all men, how can we behave like Duke Zhou?"

After all, he was angry and ashamed, how could he not know that Aokiji had been sleeping with him night and night for the past few months, and taking such care of him was definitely plotting against him.

"Who said men can't have sex with men, my spiritual power has recovered seven or eight percent."

Qingzhi laughed and said, he had thought about it for a long time, but he was just afraid of the Immortal Master of the Sound, who was in charge of the marriages of the six realms, and as long as there was any change in the red line, he would find out that he was good at doing things that destroy people's marriages. Falling in love is a taboo, so he will definitely intervene in this matter again.

He didn't want to be like those punished immortals who had to reincarnate for several lives, or wandered in the underworld with their souls scattered.

What he wants is to hold his son's hand and grow old together with him, so he doesn't want to let Xiao Shitou continue to be bullied.

Ban Xiaolang was already extremely shy when he heard his words, and blushed and said, "Stop talking nonsense, since your spiritual power has recovered, you can return to the heaven to handle your political affairs, why bother staying in the human world, teasing Yu Yu all day long?" I."

When Ban Xiaolang heard that his body had healed, he no longer had any reason to wait on him all day long. He didn't know whether it was joy or sorrow, but a bitter emotion emerged in his heart, which was hard to describe.

Qingzhi frowned: "Little Shitou, I dote on you so much, do you really not understand my feelings for you?"

He originally thought that even a small stone and an elm lump should understand his intentions, but who would have thought that he would even urge him to leave.