Extrajudicial fanatic just wants to be a tool man

Everyone can see that the person who was still taking the glamorous and delicate route two days ago is wearing unusually loose clothes and even that face, which is visible to the naked eye without makeup.

The director directing from a distance saw this scene, quietly motioned for the person to move the camera away first, and walked over to remind the other person softly: "Mr. Yun, we still have a while to start the official shooting. You can go to make up first and we will wait for you."

Song Jianyu, who could only tell the difference between lipstick and face cream, shook his head like a rattle: "It doesn't matter to the director, you can post the task!"

Release the task early so that he can find a place to lie down.

make up?Ask a straight man who has never touched cosmetics to put makeup on a girl's face?

This is completely embarrassing for both parties.

"Is it really okay? Our camera is actually a bit high-definition." Even the pores on the artist's face can be seen clearly, and the skin with acne and acne will basically be magnified in the camera. Clearly, the director gently reminded her to think again.

"Do I have eye dropsy on my face?" Song Jianyu asked.

The director took a good look at her face and shook his head: "That's not true." Although she was almost 30 years old, she had to say that Bai Yun could become a popular flower, even without makeup, she was quite beautiful.

"Then do I have a place to wash?" Song Jianyu asked again.

The director shook his head again: "Not this one either." It can be seen that the face has just been washed, and there are still a few drops of water on the forehead that have not been wiped clean.

"Then it's fine." He didn't have eye feces and his face was not dirty, so there was nothing else to think about.

The director was speechless and called people over to shoot again.

The shooting officially started that day, and the director stood in front of the six guests with six notes in his hand and cleared his throat.

"The six guests also lived in this farm for three days, and the living expenses must be about the same, so today we have six tasks for you to complete, each task is worth 500 yuan, and when the sun goes down The more missions you complete, the more cash you will receive."

Song Jianyu, who hadn't appeared in the past two days, stood in the middle of the crowd and heard that the 3000 yuan reserve fund had been spent, his pupils dilated obviously.

He didn't make a big move in front of the camera, but he couldn't help muttering in his heart.

A closed variety show can still cost 3000 yuan in three days. Are you eating gold?

Regardless of what he thought, the director soon began to announce the requirements on the six task slips.

The first task is to help the farmer uncle plant an acre of peanuts.

The second task is to fulfill the wish of the 70-year-old grandma.

The third task is to clean up all the trash cans in the village with the villagers and classify all the trash.

The fourth task is to apply makeup to a newlywed couple who are going to get married today.

The fifth task is to chop enough firewood for the old people in the village to use in winter.

The sixth task is to follow the villagers to sell corn in the market.

Five of the six tasks were clearly written, but no one knew what the second wish of the old lady meant.

The old host Chang Tong raised his hand and said, "We draw lots to decide the order, and everyone is not allowed to watch! How about random selection!"

The other four people plus Song Jianyu, the five of you look at me, and I see you all expressing no objection.

The director pointed the unwritten side of the six notes at the six guests, and put the written side in the palm of his hand.

The six people went up one by one to draw the task slips, and Song Jianyu was the third to go up to draw the slips.

The woman standing in front of the director was wearing a loose T-shirt that was obviously used as pajamas, with long wavy hair, and pulled out a note directly from the director's palm.

Open it and read: "Please fulfill the wish of the 70-year-old grandma."

"Ah ah ah ah ah! That's great, that's great! Sister Yun, I love you!"

The joyful voice of another male host, Yang Bo, made everyone in the audience laugh.

The only person who didn't laugh out loud was Song Jianyu himself.

Not only did he not laugh out loud, but he looked at the host who was running all over the venue with a puzzled expression, hesitating to speak.

Is this the entertainment industry?Obviously, when he was talking to the director just now, from the corner of his eyes, he saw this variety show big brother who has hosted in the entertainment industry for more than 20 years standing there very steadily. Now that the camera started shooting, the other party is obviously as young as 15 years younger, even a little childish .

Song Jianyu, who was in close contact with the entertainment industry for the first time, silently sent the other party a sad look that belonged only to the workers.

It's too difficult to make such an exaggerated expression at such an age.

He feels that others are difficult here, but the audience outside the live broadcast camera is staring at his face at the moment, all laughing wildly.

"At first, I wanted to give up the show! The scene of the upright goddess on the first day in the next three days is really quite tearful!"

"I was almost dying of laughter from Bai Yun, with shock written all over my face! Older artists have to make such a big sacrifice in order to work."

"Today she seems to have no makeup at all, not even lipstick, pure makeup."

"Not only is there no makeup, but her clothes today are completely different from the previous few days. She was wearing all kinds of hot girl short skirts a few days ago. It looks like she is going to perform on stage when she is at a singing scene.

But look at the clothes she's wearing now. To be honest, I also look like this when I don't go out at home. "

"Maybe it was a few days ago that she knew that the online reviews of her were not very good, so today she intentionally chose to be a true lover."

There was a lot of noise on the Internet, and Song Jianyu, who was holding a note at the scene, knew nothing about it.

During these three days, he left the female star and went to see the lunatic again. The rest of the time was either sleeping at home or helping Mother Song organize the fabrics.

Song's mother, who can't go to work in a clothing store, opened a live broadcast room on the Internet for three hours a day to teach everyone how to make videos without showing her face in the past month.

From the beginning, there were only single-digit viewers, and now every time she starts the live broadcast, thousands of people follow her. Even Song's mother adjusted her live broadcast content, spending two hours a day on making clothes, and leaving one hour for the viewers in the comment area. Explain the problems encountered in the process of making clothes.

Song Jianyu sat where the camera couldn't see, according to Song's mother's request, from time to time handed over the required fabrics, half-finished skirts and trousers, and occasionally helped to tidy up the threads that were put together during the moving process and were now all messed up. group.

It is rare for a family of three to live at home like this every day, enjoying a peaceful life, and no one actively turns on the TV in the living room.

So Song Jianyu's impression of this female star was still three days ago.

The six people have been assigned their own tasks, and everyone has to rush from this farm villa to the place where they are doing their tasks.

Song Jianyu took the note, turned around and asked the photographer who had been following him all the time: "Hi, may I ask where this old lady lives? It wasn't written on the note."

He spread the note so that the photographer could see it more clearly.

The photographer is only responsible for filming in the show, and is not allowed to talk to the guests unless they are in danger.

After Song Jianyu finished asking, the cameraman looked at him silently behind the camera.

Song Jianyu: "Can't you talk?"

The photographer nodded silently.

"Then do you know where the person who can talk is?"

Song Jianyu looked around and saw that the scene was full of photographers and there was not a single local villager.

"Then let's find a villager to inquire about it first. Can I go back to the room first?"

People who have not eaten anything after waking up are now hungry.

The box of instant noodles that I bought three days ago must not have been eaten yet, right?

The person holding the note went straight to the farm where she lived without looking back, and the photographer followed her in a daze.

Then I saw the other party go back to the bedroom and find the box of instant noodles that was completely untouched from under the bed.

He took out a bowl of the popular Xiaohua braised beef noodles, and took out two starchy ham sausages from the box.

He took these things and went out to the kitchen to boil water and cook instant noodles for himself.

The audience on the whole network looked at the other five groups of guests who had already started their tasks, and then moved the screen to this popular little flower who was sitting calmly in the restaurant and eating instant noodles.

"Suck it."

"I think I'm hungry."

"Suddenly I want to have a bowl of instant noodles of the same style."

"Laughing to death, the person who pretended to eat crayfish on the show yesterday, but today he is here to eat instant noodles, is to wash away yesterday's negative topic!"

"Is this going to be a foodie persona? My sister is also working hard to change her image!"

On the screen of the network player, there are all kinds of barrage content.

The director looked at the comments on the Internet and saw that the topic of putting two ham sausages on instant noodles was a hot topic, and couldn't help but look at Bai Yun who was still eating in the camera and sigh.

"Although she is very contrived most of the time, I have to say that she is really too topical. Two-thirds of the topics and traffic of our variety show can be completed by her own fans!"

"Cut the camera to other guests in a while, let Teacher Yun rest for a while and then tell her where the old lady is. After she rests, we will arrange villagers at the intersection, and let the other party tell Teacher Yun again in front of the camera. .”

The director's order quickly reached Song Jianyu's ears.

The person sitting in the restaurant was holding the bucket of instant noodles, and watched a petite girl standing two meters away from him holding a huge whiteboard in her hand.

It said what the director said just now, let Mr. Bai Yun rest for half an hour before continuing to shoot, and you can move freely during this half hour.

He didn't utter a single word during the whole process. Even Song Jianyu, who had been sitting in the camera, shot from the photographer's point of view. The other party was looking at the farm outside the window, with an expression of indulging in the beautiful scenery on his face.

Song Jianyu, who was once again shocked by the means of variety shows, was forced to rest for half an hour without doing anything.

Moreover, a familiar assistant came running from a distance, and the other party handed a mobile phone to her.

"Sister Yun, you should rest for half an hour. This is your cell phone. Someone called you just now."