Tucao the Great

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I couldn't help but smile when I heard what he said: "Come on, what is the Queen, you take me seriously when I say a joke."

Wen Chouchou also smiled and said, "Miss, whether you are joking or telling the truth, Chouchou will always keep it in mind."

"Hey." I sighed, put my hands behind my back pretendingly like Nie Feng, and said, "You are no longer a member of Tianxiahui, so you don't need to call me Missy anymore."

Wen Chouchou probably didn't expect me to say that. Holding the helmet on his head, he said in a daze, "Miss, what are you talking about? Chouchou has no choice but to fight against Xiongba. He wants to kill me, so I have no choice but to fight against Xiongba. Xiongba does a lot of evil. But... but this has nothing to do with you, Miss."

His tone was so sincere that I was ashamed to make it up.

Wen Chouchou said to me earnestly and earnestly: "Miss, Xiongchou has done evil and has countless enemies. Now you leave Tianxiahui alone, after all, it is not safe after all. When you were in the small building in the middle of the lake, Chouchou came to visit you every time. I know the misery of your loneliness, miss. But it's better to go back than to be in danger!"

This time, I listened to his words carefully, and I was quite moved.Wen Chouchou doesn't need to say these things to me, if I die, wouldn't it be a good thing for Xiongba to have a close relationship with each other.Thinking of this, I couldn't help but waved to him and said, "Go in and discuss business with them, I'm in the yard."

When Wen Chouchou walked to the door, he turned around again, waved his pheasant feather fan, and said, "Miss, be careful!"

I nodded, looking at his wriggling back, thinking of this man's humble and trembling life.Companion Jun is like companion tiger, in the end, he was put to death just because he knew Xiong Ba's wretched secret, without any sympathy, it makes me feel chilling to think about it.

I stood with my hands behind my back and said to myself, "Wen Chou Chou is a poor man, it's really nothing if he doesn't die."

The system suddenly sneered and asked, "Youruo baby, do you want to save him?"

I followed her lead and asked, "How can I help?"

The system said: "You can save him however you want, now you can tell him that he is dying and let him run away, or interfere with the plot, or..."

Sao Bao's tone was very weird, and the more I heard it, the more creepy I became, and I immediately asked: "If I saved him, nothing would happen to me, right?"

"of course not."

I was relieved.

"Just stay here forever when the NPC can't go home!"

I took out a bank note from my pocket: "The money for the coffin has already been given."

They chattered in the room to discuss the great cause of killing Xiongba, while I walked around the yard, chanting sutras for Wen Chouchou in advance.Just as I was saying, "It's all the people who have come here for a long time, wandering life and death, suffering in the six realms, and have no rest for a while", accompanied by the rustling of fallen leaves in the wind, countless paper money for funerals fell from the sky...

I was startled, opened my combat stance, and asked suspiciously: "Such a scene, could it be the long-lost 'sprinkling paper money in the sky?'"

"What kind of martial arts is that?!" During the speech, a rough man with a long beard and a purple robe jumped out, and made a pose of "Oh yeah": "I am Zhi Tanhua, one of the twelve evil spirits of Tianchi Lake!"

I smiled at him and said, "Very good, very good, I'm just afraid that you will die and I don't know what to engrave on your tomb."

The beard on Zhi Tanhua's face stood up like steel needles. He wanted to pretend to touch the beard, but his hands were covered with holes. I couldn't help but shed tears of sadness for him.

"Don't think that you are Xiongba's daughter and I will be merciful to you, I am not afraid of Xiongba!" Zhi Tanhua waved his sleeve after speaking, and paper money floated down one after another.

Wow, it's so cute!I didn't even see where the hell he hid those paper money!

At this moment, Zhi Tanhua had come over, and I had already memorized my own moves, so I was more than capable of dealing with them.Zhi Tanhua grabbed a handful of paper money from nowhere and threw it into the sky, as if he only felt it after fighting like this.

I slapped the paper Tanhua with my palm, and called up the move panel to have a look, because the level has reached 45, and I opened two new moves, taking advantage of the gap, I sneered at him: "Today I will let you taste my 'flame' Red lips!'" As soon as I finished speaking, I exhaled like a fire-breathing gourd baby, and a smell of gasoline came out of my mouth inexplicably, but there was no flame, but all the paper money in the air crackled and burned to ashes.

Zhi Tanhua was stunned, and I was also stunned, and accidentally exhaled to Zhi Tanhua's position.In an instant, Zhi Tanhua's whole body was on fire, and his needle-like beard was burnt to scorched crusts in an instant, covering his face.

Fortunately, Zhi Tanhua reacted quickly, and shattered his ignited clothes with a loud cry, leaving only a pair of red underwear to hide his shame from his bloated body.

"Oh! Sorry!" I said, covering my mouth.

But as soon as the palm of my hand touched my lips, there was a burning pain. I was shocked, and quickly touched my mouth with both hands. Grandma, I knew that there were two stuffed sausages hanging on my face without looking at me.

"Madou! This is a dog-skinned skill wheel!" The voice became indistinct, and I quickly shut my mouth so as not to slur.

Zhi Tanhua looked down at her red underwear and was furious, furious!

"I'm going to fight you!" He finished angrily, reached into his crotch with both hands, fumbled for a long time and took out a pair of scissors and a stack of paper.

He raised his eyes to me again and said, "Wait a minute." Then he squatted on the ground with his buttocks up, doing paper-cutting for handicrafts.

I just watched him take the scissors and cut out a pile of paper money, and when I realized it, no, why should I wait for him!

On the point of taking advantage of his illness to take his life, I still inherited the traditional virtues of my father.

But I didn't expect that Zhi Tanhua turned out to be a sinister and cunning villain!He deliberately pouted his butt to confuse me, but secretly aimed at me with scissors from the crotch. Apart from cutting toenails, the scissors were also a delicate hidden weapon.Before I could make a move, the two blades on the scissors flew towards me.

Because the speed is so fast, I don't know what skills to use when I panic, "Tianfengyunyunwu", "Tianfengfeiwuwu", "Tianfengwuwuwu"... Just when I was preparing to fail or become benevolent, I was suddenly The person pushed a dog to eat shit, and fell to the ground with a slap.

There was only the whistling of the wind coming from behind, and then Qin Shuang was showing off his refrigerator fist, Zhi Tanhua's wail, Bu Jingyun's bull sound, and what Nie Feng said, "Don't chase after the poor" and "Wen Chou Chou is gone." ...

I was really in pain this time, tears flowed from the pain, and I couldn't help arching my body because of the pain.

Nie Feng said from behind: "You Ruo? What's wrong with you?"

I gritted my teeth and asked word for word: "Who pushed me just now?"

After a while, Fang heard Qin Shuang say silently, "...it's me."

I couldn't help laughing out loud when I heard the words, and slowly climbed up while supporting the pillar, turned around, stretched out my hand tremblingly, and pulled out the cactus on my chest like an arrow, and roared with a distorted face: "Except for the cactus, there is nothing to do." Can't the mother grow other plants!!!"

24 rescue

I clutched my chest and was dying on the bed, screaming out the pain in my mouth.

Just like the system harassed me before, she couldn't take it anymore, and finally said, "Baby, stop screaming, okay? I'll tell you how to relieve the pain!"

I sat up immediately: "Say it!"

The system said: "The game mall sells healing pills, and I can buy them for you if you pay!"

"……How much."

Although I know that this flirtatious old lady started cheating on me again, but this time I'm really in pain, as long as it doesn't cost more than [-] cents, I'll buy it!

The system happily said: "It used to cost [-] Ruanmei coins, but now it's only [-] with a [-]% discount! My dear, the quantity is limited, so hurry up! Ah! Ah!"

"Fuck!" I entered the payment password on the virtual panel, and then a Jigong Pill automatically appeared in my pocket.Without thinking, he swallowed it in one bite.

In an instant, he was resurrected with smoke and blood all over his body.

I jumped out of bed, there was no one in the room anyway, and I beat my chest like a king kong, showing off my strong physique!My first thought was to wholesale a box of durian pineapple cactus and stuff them all into Qin Shuang's waistband!

With a beautiful vision, I opened the door excitedly, but saw that there was no one in the yard.

There is only the loneliness of wind-blown leaves.

I tapped my head: "System, system, call system."

System: "Umm... um... no, I'm sorry baby... I, I'm on a date today... oh um..."

I sighed and shook my head: "Don't bother you, just tell me where Wen Chou Chou is."

Wen Chouchou was still arrested by Xiongba.

So I'm still going to collect his body.

I don't know what kind of rhythm it was, from the time I entered the house to the time I was resurrected with full blood, Nie Feng, Qin Shuang, Bu Jingyun and the three fought all the way from the yard to the street.But I walked for half an hour before I found the big team.

At this time, Xiong Ba had already appeared, and some of Wen Chou Chou and Qin Shuang's subordinates were confronting Nie Feng and Qin Shuang.

Xiong Ba smiled cruelly at Wen Chou: "Chou Chou, before dying, what else do you want to say, Chou Chou?"

Wen Chouchou's eyes are full of charm, I believe that he definitely does not mean to seduce Xiongba, but an outburst of his instinct.

"Nine heavens and dragons are changing, and you will swim in shallow water when you are in trouble. Success is like a storm, and... defeat is also like a storm. We will meet on Huangquan Road soon, and then I will let the little one serve you well, the leader!"

As soon as the word "La" was pronounced, Xiongba's subordinates exerted force, and Wen Chouchou fell limply to the ground.

I hid in the corner and saw this scene, very sad.This sentence is not a lie, one second he was scratching his head in front of you, and the next second he was slapped to death. Although it is not enough to cry, it must be touched.

"Fortunately, I ordered a high-end coffin, and the funeral service is one-stop, so I won't treat him badly."

Xiongba is in the crotch again