Tucao the Great
Chapter 28
But no end.
I felt very sympathetic when I saw this scene, and couldn't help but stepped forward and patted her on the shoulder: "It's okay, with Bu Jingyun's strength, he will never die." Chuchu turned her head happily when she heard my conclusion, and I sighed and continued. : "At most, he will be classified as a first-class disabled and incontinent and unable to take care of himself, but this way you can confine him by your side and wholesale a bunch of sex toys to take care of him slowly."
Chu Chu turned her head back and put her gaze on Bu Jingyun again.
Maybe it's because my eyes are dazzled, there's a trace of anticipation in Chu Chu's eyes...
Two young novice monks offered swords to Bu Jingyun and Wuming respectively.
Bu Jingyun pulled a sword flower to play cool, and then tilted his mouth to Wuming: "You are a martial arts legend, and I respect you. Regardless of the outcome of today's battle, I don't want to hurt you. But the sword has no eyes. , I will repay you with the broken sword!" After finishing speaking, Bu Jingyun stretched out his hand and "beeped" the tip of the broken sword, "Let's make a move!"
It is estimated that Wuming was thinking of an idiom, but Bu Jingyun had already drawn his sword, and Wuming stood up to fight before he could answer.The sounds of clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanking, and Wuming's legs kicking continuously, his movements are very similar to Chun Li's split legs in Street Fighter.
Bu Jingyun applied the essence of "Old Man Pushing the Cart Palm" to his swordsmanship, hitting Wuming panting repeatedly.Unknown, suddenly ignoring the gravity of the earth and jumping onto Bu Jingyun's head, shaking his sword and driving straight in, a good trick "a pear tree crushes a crabapple"!But who is Bu Jingyun?That is the noble Lord of the Feiyun Hall in front of the Do Not Cry Death God!Bu Jingyun stabbed away with his backhand sword, and the "Peach Blossom Deep Path One Tongjin" was used just right, making Wuming Huarong pale.The flirting between the two was extremely exciting, and it was really "shoulders shoulder to shoulder hooking up the tower, the light spots of black hair are especially messy, dripping powder and sweat are like beads, this moment is worth a thousand gold!"
I sneaked a glance, Master Gukong was putting his hand into his crotch, he couldn't help masturbating to Wuming and Bu Jingyun.
I despise him.
The two fought from the stage to the audience, and then from the audience to the tower. Suddenly, a series of explosions caused billowing smoke.
I go.
Who is playing blasting at this time!
When the thick smoke dissipated, Bu Jingyun was half-hanging by the side of the tower, and Wuming stretched out his hand to hold him tightly!
Seeing the life-and-death friendship between the two, I couldn't help but shed tears for them.
Bu Jingyun looked at Wuming, and said happily, "Senior, let me go."
Wuming said: "I never thought that you would be so persistent and steadfast, that you would not hesitate to smash your body and die in Huangquan, and you want me to give up my weapons and admit defeat." After saying that, he pulled Bu Jingyun up.
Bu Jingyun clasped his fists to Wuming and said, "Senior abandoned his sword to save me, I am grateful!"
"Ruthless is ultimately a lover." Wuming said another sentence that was incomprehensible.
But we all know Bu Jingyun won this time.
Wuming stood with his hands behind his back and said: "Now this peerless sword is returned to its original owner, and you got it with your life. I hope you treat it as a treasure, make use of it, return to the right path, and protect the common people to ensure peace."
Bu Jingyun nodded heavily.
Wuming no longer misses this place, and disappears with a show of lightness kung fu.
Grandmaster Gu Kong wiped his hands, pretended to be an eminent monk, and said, "Amitabha, the winner has already been decided. Please follow me to get the sword."
Bu Jingyun came to Chuchu's side and said to her: "You wait for me outside the temple, I will come right after I get the sword."
Seeing his victory, Chu Chu was more happy than Bu Jingyun herself, so she hurriedly nodded her head in response.
I looked at the backs of Bu Jingyun and Master Kukong leaving, and felt sorry for Bu Jingyun.
In fact, I didn't intentionally hollow out Master, his ugly appearance is second, and another reason is that he disregards the purity of Buddhism and hides his mind in secret under the cover of saving sentient beings. Slapped him eight hundred big ears!
That's right, Bu Jingyun's bad luck this time.
Hollowing out the master will imprison him in the dungeon, hang him up and play every day.
The reason is that Master Hollow is Lu Yi's elder brother, and he wants to avenge Lu Yi.
Bu Jingyun wiped out all the families of Xia Wangfu, but it is not wrong to dig out the master to seek revenge from him, just like Bu Jingyun lurked by Xiongba's side to avenge his adoptive father back then.But as the protagonist, it always makes people feel that it should be taken for granted.
When is it time for retribution, I will watch the fun from the sidelines.
Ha ha.
Chu Chu obediently waited for Bu Jingyun's news outside the temple.
Before she left, she asked me if I wanted to come with her.
"Youruo, every time I see you, you are alone, where are your friends?" She asked.
I honestly replied: "I have no friends."
Just me and the system.
Then I saw in Chuchu's eyes a look that I often reveal - sympathy.
"You Ruo, don't say that, I will be your friend from now on!" Chu Chu stepped forward and shook my hand and said, "Why don't you go with me and Big Brother Bu?"
I glanced at her strange pink hairpins, and calmly withdrew my hand, declining the kindness.Just kidding, I'm very busy, I still have a lot of tasks to do, I'm not lonely at all.
"Thanks, I have other things. You go and wait for Bu Jingyun."
Without waiting for Chu Chu's answer, I turned and walked away.After walking a few steps to make sure that Chu Chu didn't follow, I turned my head and looked back, and Chu Chu's back just disappeared at the gate.
Hey, she couldn't wait for Bu Jingyun.
I suddenly wanted to rush over to grab her, or give her a hand.But just as I had this thought, the harsh voice of the system suddenly sounded in my mind: "Youruo Baby, Youruo Baby, a new mission has opened, go and claim the mission!"
"Fuck you! You scared me!" I trembled all over, covered my ears and asked, "What's the mission again?"
The system hehe said: "It's very simple. Bu Jingyun's rescuer Xue Antian will come in two hours. You help him rescue Bu Jingyun together. This drug is a gift, and it can be used to deal with Dukong."
"Wow."
I have accepted the task.
Quest items will automatically appear in your pocket.
I took it out and saw that the cylindrical shape was exactly the three-in-one medicine that stunned me last time!
When I saw this thing, I became very angry, thinking that Tai Nima was ashamed last time, so I must be more cautious this time, and it is best to try it out.Immediately took a deep breath, leaned forward and blew lightly, a puff of white mist immediately floated out from the other end of the cylinder.I smiled with satisfaction, and was about to praise this thing for its goodness, when suddenly a gentle breeze blew——
The nostrils are filled with the ecstasy smell of insecticide.
"I'm fucked!"
Then there is no more then.
===========================
The author has something to say: Thank you mud, lili, yogurt, Mengsa for the landmines, cover your face, every time you are bombed, you will be shocked (*/w\*)!
Chapter 35
I got up from the ground, but I didn't expect to see Duanlang.
He is always in the shape of a turtle, with a red leather jacket and red autumn clothes, a rotten rope around his waist, wearing bodybuilding pants, and a unique sky cannon standing proudly above his head. He thinks he has a miserable life experience and pretends to be heavy and constipated , in order to show his alternative personality of a bad boy.
Duanlang didn't see me, because he was carrying the unconscious Chuchu on his back and walking towards the ruined temple on the top of the mountain.
My heart skipped a beat and I knew what he was going to do.
That's right, Jianchen and Bu Jingyun were secretly attacked by Duanlang after they fought and ran away, tied them with iron chains in the ruined temple, and fed them aphrodisiacs.And he knocked out Chuchu and gave it to Jianchen, just to make Bu Jingyun feel uncomfortable and guilty.I really want to ask Duanlang if you are a son of a bitch for doing such nasty things on your own.
I sneaked behind Duanlang by a strange coincidence.
When I realized why I followed, the man had already come outside the ruined temple.
Before he walked in, he heard Jian Chen pulling the iron chain: "Duan Lang! What did you do to Chu Chu?!"
Duan Lang leisurely walked up to Jian Chen, hehe said: "Save your energy, she won't hear you no matter how you call her. I have pressed her acupoints, and when the time comes, she will naturally wake up."
"Duanlang!! You trapped me here and captured Chuchu, what exactly are you trying to do?!"
Duan Lang tilted his mouth and smiled, took out a feces-yellow pill from his bra, and punched Jian Chen's tits with his fist, it was very cruel!Jian Chen opened his mouth in pain, and the pill was swallowed into his stomach.
My heart is cold and cold, I know that Jian Chen will be lustful in just a moment, and his body will be short, thick and hot, and he will do something worse than a beast.
Looking at Chuchu, she was still in a coma, and her pink gauze dress was extremely pure.
"I know you are lustful and have no guts. I gave you the 'Seven Emotions and Six Desires Pill' just now. When this girl wakes up, that's when the drug's properties kick in. At that time, the impulse in your body will help you break the rope, and you can enjoy it to your heart's content." Let's make waves!" Duanlang licked his lips, and couldn't help laughing obscenely.
I seem to know why Duanlang is called Duanlang... His parents are very far-sighted, they are three years old and look after him, which made him stop thinking about hair-waves early.Because the name suppresses the five-element fate, Duanlang is not going to be a fool, but he likes to let others make trouble, alas, Jian Chen, if you meet such a person, just admit it!
Jian Chen's face turned blue and white, and he "coughed" at Duanlang, spitting out green and thick phlegm all over his face: "I'm not that kind of dirty person!" Duanlang's expression changed drastically, and he stretched out his hand to wipe it. , his hands were sparse and sticky, and the old green phlegm was constantly being pulled, and Jian Chen was disgusted and cried on the spot.
Jian Chen had a runny nose and looked like he was suffering from the flu. He didn't expect that the Seven Emotions and Six Desires Pill would have such a side effect.Jianchen's snot flowed to his mouth, he sucked it back with a "shock", and said angrily to Duanlang: "Is your Fire Lin Sword rusty! Duanlang, why did you use such a dirty method! You just kill me! Why trap me in injustice!"
After talking, the snot flowed down again, Jian Chen deliberately lowered his head, stuck out his tongue to lick it, and gulped it down.he thought this scene
I felt very sympathetic when I saw this scene, and couldn't help but stepped forward and patted her on the shoulder: "It's okay, with Bu Jingyun's strength, he will never die." Chuchu turned her head happily when she heard my conclusion, and I sighed and continued. : "At most, he will be classified as a first-class disabled and incontinent and unable to take care of himself, but this way you can confine him by your side and wholesale a bunch of sex toys to take care of him slowly."
Chu Chu turned her head back and put her gaze on Bu Jingyun again.
Maybe it's because my eyes are dazzled, there's a trace of anticipation in Chu Chu's eyes...
Two young novice monks offered swords to Bu Jingyun and Wuming respectively.
Bu Jingyun pulled a sword flower to play cool, and then tilted his mouth to Wuming: "You are a martial arts legend, and I respect you. Regardless of the outcome of today's battle, I don't want to hurt you. But the sword has no eyes. , I will repay you with the broken sword!" After finishing speaking, Bu Jingyun stretched out his hand and "beeped" the tip of the broken sword, "Let's make a move!"
It is estimated that Wuming was thinking of an idiom, but Bu Jingyun had already drawn his sword, and Wuming stood up to fight before he could answer.The sounds of clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanking, and Wuming's legs kicking continuously, his movements are very similar to Chun Li's split legs in Street Fighter.
Bu Jingyun applied the essence of "Old Man Pushing the Cart Palm" to his swordsmanship, hitting Wuming panting repeatedly.Unknown, suddenly ignoring the gravity of the earth and jumping onto Bu Jingyun's head, shaking his sword and driving straight in, a good trick "a pear tree crushes a crabapple"!But who is Bu Jingyun?That is the noble Lord of the Feiyun Hall in front of the Do Not Cry Death God!Bu Jingyun stabbed away with his backhand sword, and the "Peach Blossom Deep Path One Tongjin" was used just right, making Wuming Huarong pale.The flirting between the two was extremely exciting, and it was really "shoulders shoulder to shoulder hooking up the tower, the light spots of black hair are especially messy, dripping powder and sweat are like beads, this moment is worth a thousand gold!"
I sneaked a glance, Master Gukong was putting his hand into his crotch, he couldn't help masturbating to Wuming and Bu Jingyun.
I despise him.
The two fought from the stage to the audience, and then from the audience to the tower. Suddenly, a series of explosions caused billowing smoke.
I go.
Who is playing blasting at this time!
When the thick smoke dissipated, Bu Jingyun was half-hanging by the side of the tower, and Wuming stretched out his hand to hold him tightly!
Seeing the life-and-death friendship between the two, I couldn't help but shed tears for them.
Bu Jingyun looked at Wuming, and said happily, "Senior, let me go."
Wuming said: "I never thought that you would be so persistent and steadfast, that you would not hesitate to smash your body and die in Huangquan, and you want me to give up my weapons and admit defeat." After saying that, he pulled Bu Jingyun up.
Bu Jingyun clasped his fists to Wuming and said, "Senior abandoned his sword to save me, I am grateful!"
"Ruthless is ultimately a lover." Wuming said another sentence that was incomprehensible.
But we all know Bu Jingyun won this time.
Wuming stood with his hands behind his back and said: "Now this peerless sword is returned to its original owner, and you got it with your life. I hope you treat it as a treasure, make use of it, return to the right path, and protect the common people to ensure peace."
Bu Jingyun nodded heavily.
Wuming no longer misses this place, and disappears with a show of lightness kung fu.
Grandmaster Gu Kong wiped his hands, pretended to be an eminent monk, and said, "Amitabha, the winner has already been decided. Please follow me to get the sword."
Bu Jingyun came to Chuchu's side and said to her: "You wait for me outside the temple, I will come right after I get the sword."
Seeing his victory, Chu Chu was more happy than Bu Jingyun herself, so she hurriedly nodded her head in response.
I looked at the backs of Bu Jingyun and Master Kukong leaving, and felt sorry for Bu Jingyun.
In fact, I didn't intentionally hollow out Master, his ugly appearance is second, and another reason is that he disregards the purity of Buddhism and hides his mind in secret under the cover of saving sentient beings. Slapped him eight hundred big ears!
That's right, Bu Jingyun's bad luck this time.
Hollowing out the master will imprison him in the dungeon, hang him up and play every day.
The reason is that Master Hollow is Lu Yi's elder brother, and he wants to avenge Lu Yi.
Bu Jingyun wiped out all the families of Xia Wangfu, but it is not wrong to dig out the master to seek revenge from him, just like Bu Jingyun lurked by Xiongba's side to avenge his adoptive father back then.But as the protagonist, it always makes people feel that it should be taken for granted.
When is it time for retribution, I will watch the fun from the sidelines.
Ha ha.
Chu Chu obediently waited for Bu Jingyun's news outside the temple.
Before she left, she asked me if I wanted to come with her.
"Youruo, every time I see you, you are alone, where are your friends?" She asked.
I honestly replied: "I have no friends."
Just me and the system.
Then I saw in Chuchu's eyes a look that I often reveal - sympathy.
"You Ruo, don't say that, I will be your friend from now on!" Chu Chu stepped forward and shook my hand and said, "Why don't you go with me and Big Brother Bu?"
I glanced at her strange pink hairpins, and calmly withdrew my hand, declining the kindness.Just kidding, I'm very busy, I still have a lot of tasks to do, I'm not lonely at all.
"Thanks, I have other things. You go and wait for Bu Jingyun."
Without waiting for Chu Chu's answer, I turned and walked away.After walking a few steps to make sure that Chu Chu didn't follow, I turned my head and looked back, and Chu Chu's back just disappeared at the gate.
Hey, she couldn't wait for Bu Jingyun.
I suddenly wanted to rush over to grab her, or give her a hand.But just as I had this thought, the harsh voice of the system suddenly sounded in my mind: "Youruo Baby, Youruo Baby, a new mission has opened, go and claim the mission!"
"Fuck you! You scared me!" I trembled all over, covered my ears and asked, "What's the mission again?"
The system hehe said: "It's very simple. Bu Jingyun's rescuer Xue Antian will come in two hours. You help him rescue Bu Jingyun together. This drug is a gift, and it can be used to deal with Dukong."
"Wow."
I have accepted the task.
Quest items will automatically appear in your pocket.
I took it out and saw that the cylindrical shape was exactly the three-in-one medicine that stunned me last time!
When I saw this thing, I became very angry, thinking that Tai Nima was ashamed last time, so I must be more cautious this time, and it is best to try it out.Immediately took a deep breath, leaned forward and blew lightly, a puff of white mist immediately floated out from the other end of the cylinder.I smiled with satisfaction, and was about to praise this thing for its goodness, when suddenly a gentle breeze blew——
The nostrils are filled with the ecstasy smell of insecticide.
"I'm fucked!"
Then there is no more then.
===========================
The author has something to say: Thank you mud, lili, yogurt, Mengsa for the landmines, cover your face, every time you are bombed, you will be shocked (*/w\*)!
Chapter 35
I got up from the ground, but I didn't expect to see Duanlang.
He is always in the shape of a turtle, with a red leather jacket and red autumn clothes, a rotten rope around his waist, wearing bodybuilding pants, and a unique sky cannon standing proudly above his head. He thinks he has a miserable life experience and pretends to be heavy and constipated , in order to show his alternative personality of a bad boy.
Duanlang didn't see me, because he was carrying the unconscious Chuchu on his back and walking towards the ruined temple on the top of the mountain.
My heart skipped a beat and I knew what he was going to do.
That's right, Jianchen and Bu Jingyun were secretly attacked by Duanlang after they fought and ran away, tied them with iron chains in the ruined temple, and fed them aphrodisiacs.And he knocked out Chuchu and gave it to Jianchen, just to make Bu Jingyun feel uncomfortable and guilty.I really want to ask Duanlang if you are a son of a bitch for doing such nasty things on your own.
I sneaked behind Duanlang by a strange coincidence.
When I realized why I followed, the man had already come outside the ruined temple.
Before he walked in, he heard Jian Chen pulling the iron chain: "Duan Lang! What did you do to Chu Chu?!"
Duan Lang leisurely walked up to Jian Chen, hehe said: "Save your energy, she won't hear you no matter how you call her. I have pressed her acupoints, and when the time comes, she will naturally wake up."
"Duanlang!! You trapped me here and captured Chuchu, what exactly are you trying to do?!"
Duan Lang tilted his mouth and smiled, took out a feces-yellow pill from his bra, and punched Jian Chen's tits with his fist, it was very cruel!Jian Chen opened his mouth in pain, and the pill was swallowed into his stomach.
My heart is cold and cold, I know that Jian Chen will be lustful in just a moment, and his body will be short, thick and hot, and he will do something worse than a beast.
Looking at Chuchu, she was still in a coma, and her pink gauze dress was extremely pure.
"I know you are lustful and have no guts. I gave you the 'Seven Emotions and Six Desires Pill' just now. When this girl wakes up, that's when the drug's properties kick in. At that time, the impulse in your body will help you break the rope, and you can enjoy it to your heart's content." Let's make waves!" Duanlang licked his lips, and couldn't help laughing obscenely.
I seem to know why Duanlang is called Duanlang... His parents are very far-sighted, they are three years old and look after him, which made him stop thinking about hair-waves early.Because the name suppresses the five-element fate, Duanlang is not going to be a fool, but he likes to let others make trouble, alas, Jian Chen, if you meet such a person, just admit it!
Jian Chen's face turned blue and white, and he "coughed" at Duanlang, spitting out green and thick phlegm all over his face: "I'm not that kind of dirty person!" Duanlang's expression changed drastically, and he stretched out his hand to wipe it. , his hands were sparse and sticky, and the old green phlegm was constantly being pulled, and Jian Chen was disgusted and cried on the spot.
Jian Chen had a runny nose and looked like he was suffering from the flu. He didn't expect that the Seven Emotions and Six Desires Pill would have such a side effect.Jianchen's snot flowed to his mouth, he sucked it back with a "shock", and said angrily to Duanlang: "Is your Fire Lin Sword rusty! Duanlang, why did you use such a dirty method! You just kill me! Why trap me in injustice!"
After talking, the snot flowed down again, Jian Chen deliberately lowered his head, stuck out his tongue to lick it, and gulped it down.he thought this scene
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