Tucao the Great

His hair stood on end, and he held his face and shouted: "Ghost ah ah!"

Not because my life was threatened, but because it was too much!ugly!up!

"Master! I found—"

Suddenly there was a shout from the entrance of the cave, and a folk artist who looked like a face-changing Sichuan opera came over with a sack on his back.He was dressed like a Daomadan on the stage, with colorful facial makeup on his face, very different, very perverted!

I have to give him minus thirteen points.

When the baby heard this, she didn't even bother to attack me, and turned around overjoyed: "Xi Bao, you found all of Xue Bodhi?"

Xi Bao seemed to know that I despised him, so he grinned ferociously at me, and covered his face with his sleeve when he was done, but the face he showed changed again.

I stood up and applauded him: "Okay, okay, one more! If you get better, you will be rewarded!"

"Guest officer, look at me!" Xi Bao's conditioned reflexive eyebrows danced with joy, and he quickly turned me into the red-faced Guan Gong, the blue-faced Dou Erdun, and the white-faced Cao Cao... before the transformation was completed, I was caught by Zhi Tanhua The fist hit the face, and the mask hidden on the body scattered all over the floor.

Zhi Tanhua glared at me fiercely, and said to Xibao, "When did you correct the problems you brought out of your opera garden?"

Xi Bao picked up the face mask, wiped it on his body, stuffed it into his arms again, and said unwillingly: "Old problem, I can't change it!"

Poor thing, Xibao was originally a big show singer, but was later drawn into the underworld gang by the Twelve Demons of Tianchi, pretending to be a part-time killer, but in fact he can't change his dog, so applaud his hobby.

At this time, the baby walked forward slowly and asked, "Did you bring the blood bodhi?"

The doll killer is the eldest sister of the Twelve Demons of Tianchi, and this group of people respect her three points.But I counted and counted, but I didn't see twelve of them.

Xi Bao hurriedly offered the sack with both hands: "Master, please take a look. I found the cave where the blood bodhi was hidden, and picked all the blood bodhi inside!" Opening the sack, he saw that there was really a bright red blood bodhi inside.

Now I understand that the Twelve Demons of Tianchi came to Lingyun Grotto to find Xue Bodhi, and I was unlucky, and I couldn't blame others for being shot in the muzzle.

The baby couldn't even close its mouth when it saw Xue Bodhi's smile, and hurriedly recruited Zhi Tan Hua Xi Bao to squat on the ground to enjoy it together.But Shi Weixian wanted to take a share of the pie, but was blocked by the baby: "Idiot! You are not allowed to come over, you can eat after I finish eating!"

Shi Weixian's saliva had flowed down to his crotch, but he didn't dare to disobey the order, so he had to squat in the corner of the wall out of sight.

The dolls are like squatting in the ground to eat fresh cherry tomatoes, stuffing handfuls into their mouths, as if they haven't eaten fire unicorn's excrement for hundreds of years.I couldn't bear to look directly at him, so I moved closer to Shi Weixian, poked his fat, and whispered, "Aren't you angry that they don't give you good food?"

Better be angry and furious and turn against each other, so I can escape.

Shi Weixian turned his face to look at me, and whispered to me, "Boss is afraid that I'll eat it up in one bite, so he doesn't want me to go, and he will definitely leave it to me afterwards."

I was a little dazed by his mentally handicapped appearance, but I wasn't sure if he was really mentally handicapped.So I asked again: "Do you know how much one plus one equals?"

When Shi Weixian heard the math problem, his eyes froze, he stretched out his fingers and counted twice, and then raised his head and said, "Is it two?"

"It's two." I nodded.

Only this number can describe him.

Seeing me nodding, Shi Weixian raised his beard happily, stood up dancing and yelling, "I got it right! I got it right!"

When he jumped, the whole ground shook like a crazy mammoth. I leaned on the wall and took two steps back. Zhi Tanhua suddenly shouted: "Don't talk!"

Shi Weixian really stopped talking.

Zhi Tanhua and the others stood up slowly, with nosebleeds slowly flowing from their nostrils. This is the country bumpkin who has never seen a foreign thing. He caught the blood bodhi and ate it. This is good, let's overdo it!

But none of them reached out to wipe the nosebleed, and the cave was extremely quiet.

"Did you hear anything?" Xi Bao asked in surprise.

sound?what sound?

I leaned against the wall and listened, but I couldn't hear anything, and my face was ashamed instead.

The purple-clothed doll's expression changed suddenly, and he kicked the blood bodhi and the sack far away.And the doll in the pink clothes said to Shi Weixian: "Grab her, let's go!" Shi Weixian obediently cut my arm back, and I had no strength to break free.

Several people immediately ran to the outside of Lingyun Grotto, and the heat wave gradually hit behind them, and I knew the reason at this time.

"It's the fire unicorn!" Zhi Tanhua ran for his life and didn't forget to throw away the paper money. Unexpectedly, the paper money was burned to ashes by the heat of the fire unicorn before it landed.

The twelve evil spirits of Tianchi are so frightened that the shit is gone, but I am very happy!Could it be that the fire unicorn came to save me?definitely is!I want Shi Weixian to let go, but I who have lost my skills are like a mayfly shaking a tree, and it is impossible to escape from him.

So I watched Huo Qilin being left behind, unable to catch up again.

Sure enough... escaping is not as easy as imagined.

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My hands were tied and I was thrown on the back of the horse.

To be honest, this pose is unbearable.Either I am more adaptable, or my instinctive way of escaping from reality, I fell asleep.

I was awakened by the aroma of roast chicken.

When I opened my eyes, I saw a big, oily chicken butt dangling in front of my eyes. I swallowed and subconsciously reached out to grab it, but my arms couldn't move.I turned my head and saw that I was being tied to an iron frame, my legs were tied with hemp rope, but there were copper shackles on each arm and wrist, which were tightly shackled to the frame.

Part Jesus and part kebab.

How I wish it was just a dream!I looked up at the ceiling.

"You're finally awake! Hey, do you want to eat chicken drumsticks!" Shi Weixian never leaves the roast chicken, and he doesn't know how many fellow chickens he has killed in his life.

I was very hungry and wanted to eat, but I lost interest when I saw his face like a braised pork head.

Like the high-spirited man in the book who would not bend his waist for five buckets of rice, I turned my head coldly and said, "What is the purpose of you arresting me!"

"Hey, it doesn't count as arresting you, you have returned to the Tianxiahui now!"

I was taken aback when I heard this, and looked around. This is a prison converted from a firewood room. There are piles of firewood in the corner, but there are whips with hooks, saws, knives, irons and other instruments of torture hanging on the walls. Tell me here Not ordinary.

I felt a chill in my heart, but I smiled at Shi Weixian and said, "Since you don't count me as arresting, then help me to break the shackles!"

Shi Weixian frowned, took a bite of the chicken and said, "Boss said, I can't open it for you."

"Why not?"

"Because the boss ordered."

"Why are they your boss?"

"Because...because..."

"Do you still lack people? Can I join you? Well, by the emperor, I swear to join your Twelve Demons of Tianchi! We all have the same blessings and share the same difficulties. You should be the one. From now on, I will be the Twelve Demons of Tianchi." People. Calculated by age, hey? I am the boss! Food is a fairy, why are you still tying me up? Hurry up, fuck, let me go!" I was sure that what I said was very touching, The IQ that regards food as a fairy cannot be reacted in a short time.

Sure enough, Shi Weixian nodded at me stupidly: "You are also my boss, so I can't tie you up!"

"Yes, yes!" I nodded quickly, secretly delighted in my heart, but when I heard the door being pushed open with a "squeak", Xibao walked in coldly in his unusual costume and said, "Zhi Tanhua said you The glib tongue is the best at deceiving people, and it looks really good. But you don’t need to waste your efforts, this ‘soul lock button’ is a torture tool specially made by the gang leader, and only the keys on them can open it!”

Damn!Do you want to be so desperate!

My mouth was crooked in anger, but I could only slander in my heart.

"Then what do you guys want to do with me? Your aunt, I want the first one to die, and I will be a good man in 18 years!" I said that I am not afraid of death, but my heart is about to crack, mother!God knows if I die in this game, I will exit the game or if I am really dead!

At this time, Xi Bao said quietly: "Don't worry, there are many Dongying people in the Jianghu these two days, and I don't take my Tianchi Twelve Shades seriously. The gang leader is very worried about this matter, and I can't take care of you for the time being."

I immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

But after thinking about it, he raised his head and blurted out, "People from Dongying? Could it be that there is no god?"

"You know?" Xi Bao glanced at me, and started talking: "Je Wushen, the master of Dongying's 'Wushen Jue Palace', has long been eyeing the Central Plains martial arts. Taking advantage of Xiongba's retreat, he wants to enter the Central Plains in one fell swoop. Hmph! Xiongba I have retired, but there are no Twelve Demons of Tianchi! If you want to win the Tianxiahui, you have to see if you have this ability!"

I saw his expression of cynicism, and felt that the world would be his hometown, so I couldn't help reminding: "Aren't you a part-time killer of the Twelve Demons of Tianchi? Don't think about this as a non-staff member, come and change my face. If you change well, you will be rewarded greatly!"

"Guest officer, look good——"

40 kill group

Comrade Xibao selflessly performed the face-changing Sichuan Opera show for me, singing and dancing for two hours.

I saw his face full of joy, and couldn't help but think of other things.

After Xiongba retired from the world, the Tianxiahui did fall into the hands of the twelve evil spirits, but how the Wushenjue Palace occupied the Tianxiahui was not explained.If the system is still there, I should be doing plot tasks around the two main lines of Nie Feng and Bu Jingyun at this time.But now he is locked up here, dealing with people outside the main line.

Although it is a game, I feel that it is more and more like a game